CARL SAGAN - "Almost no one attempts to educate themselves on the basics of science and technology, yet our society is based on these. TV takes up far too much of our time and is apparently much more attractive to most of us than the beauty and wonder of science. This is a prescription for disaster. We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces." - CARL SAGAN
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The faster you push me, the further I get, you're adding velocity. The faster you push me, the further I get, you're adding velocity. I will run, very far, but not as far, as a car. Weight is such a central part of momentum, still, whether you care, or you don't. Yeah, now if you don't mind, The faster you push me, the further I get, you're adding velocity. The faster you push me, the further I get, you're adding velocity.
Oh man, memories. This episode with this music video in it was the first Bill Nye episode I've ever seen. I thank my 5th grade teacher for introducing our class to Bill Nye <3
omg we justed watched this in science class and my frend dared me to put it on my myspace so i said if he can find it then ill put it on and like 5 seconds later he was playing it on his ipod and laughing
Ha ha my little sister is 15 and she watched this in her science class. That day after school she called me and told me all about it, because I play Morrissey in the car for her all the time. She was the only person that made the connection! Love that kid.
i just hope everyone knows when they did the music videos on Bill Nye they were always parodys of the orginal songs and they would have the orginal artists play them too! Pretty sweet i do say so my self :)
Haha I love Bill Nye! We watched this last year and I was like "OH MY GOD I LOVE MORRISSEY! I felt so alone, I was the only person who realized it was a morrisey parody! haha I love Morrissey... And Bill Nye! :D
...cool i saw this when i was a really young me and my friends and mostly everyone else lol was like *OOO HAHAHAHAH whispers*look at that dummy man lol
I used to watch Bill Nye all the time as akid, but I don't remember ever seeing this. Although, at the time I had no idea who Morrissey was, so it wouldn't have made much sense anyway...
I can't believe that I would see this again too.....Lol. We watched this in Science class like a month ago...lol. And I'm only 12 (almost 13!) and I get it!!! Lol. but...ROFL
man, I wish my friends were like the crash test dummies here...pushing me in the ol' wooden cart, the tire swingin hole, singing melancholic british songs
My best friend loved this song and would sing it at recess some time ago. (That was before he died of when a car hit him on the street. Kinda ironic huh?)
Oh Man! We just watched this in my 9th grade Physical Science class, And I had to watch it again... Haha, I was the only one who got the reference and people were giving me weird looks cause I was laughing so hard..!! Morressy!
lmaoOo, jhuszZ liike erry1 else...iiwatched thiis iin Physiics yessterday!! and my teacher iiszZ such a loserr...he knew the lyriics and errything@! Lol
last time I checked "degenerated" was the past tense form of "degenerate." Granted, it is of the verb, not the noun. The person you were talking about may be fucking retard, but
next time you want to play internet superhero how about you check your facts first?
I remember watching this in science class in 5th grade!! lol....this is my favorite bill nye because of the crash dummy running into the trees and acting like an idiot!!
6th grade william henry middle school, that was like 11 years ago, and i still have it on repeat lol
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lyricslover12345 5 months ago
I didn't understand the joke when I was a kid. Now it is hilarious.
DIsForLotsOfThings 5 months ago 5
I remember this when I was a kid.
ussenterprisecaptian 7 months ago 2
Morrissey and Science <3
NeonTiger94 9 months ago
I was subbing a science class and I had to show this episode. I had no idea Bill Nye did a Morrissey parody, I was so pleasantly surprised
roothands 9 months ago
125K? Does this have more views than the original song? lol
Motionedout 10 months ago
BEST SONG EVER!
americanidol434 10 months ago
this is too good
chacho6011 10 months ago
I saw this yesterday in science class I said what the hell who's playing morrissy
killer29wayz 11 months ago
@killer29wayz I cannot remember his last name, but he was my roommate MANY years ago. Brian something. Brian Butz?
kbaylor123 1 month ago
I saw this in my physics class and instantly looked it up :D
Populazzi4ever 11 months ago
Haha very cute
DJKbilly 11 months ago
I remember hearing this song in grade school :) My favorite bill nye song
eurasianchica 1 year ago
His eyes look so creepy sometimes...
jjboudreauOnTwitter 1 year ago
lol
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This video is a win.
imsohappy 1 year ago
Just watched this episode in Physics yesterday. No one got it except me XD Boo
parasitesandfives 1 year ago
Physics never sounded so maudlin. Love it.
ohcalcutta81 1 year ago
I was literally the only one who got their refrence when I saw this today. I was like HOLY CRAP! Good impression. x]
IISgtPepperII 1 year ago
Man, if only I knew what songs some of these Bill Nye tunes were based off of when I was in middle school.
therisen77 1 year ago
Hah, i saw this today in earth Science!!.
K1LL3DBYL4UGHT3R 1 year ago
Lisergishnu 1 year ago
SAW this in science class
twosheas 1 year ago
OMFG!!!! WHY DID I JUST FIND THIS!!!!
tatiethezombie 1 year ago
i wish they'd bring him back ^^ theres gotta be all kinds of new science for him to teach thats been discovered since the 90s :)
HiroHideki 1 year ago 3
Actually a very good Morrissey impression considering it's a science lesson
douglby 1 year ago 3
momentisey lol
suchi4free 1 year ago 2
I CAN SEE FOREVER!!!!!!1111111111!!!!
FaustXXI 1 year ago
sounds a bit like weezer pretty awesome
ian3754 1 year ago
@ian3754 no it sounds like morrissey, hope that helped
thedaletree 1 year ago
@ian3754 either way you cut it I really miss this show
ian3754 1 year ago
I remembered seeing this when I was I dunno .... 5...6?
And just searched it up haha
I just started singing it
happygofucky 1 year ago
Wow haven't seen this in 4 years xD
wakabala 1 year ago
Why can't there be more shows like bill nye the science guy on?
Why is america getting dumber? No idea! :D
Reality T.V, cartoons, advertisements, etc.
ExpertOfSound 1 year ago 7
haha saw this in my science class 2 days ago, this grabbed my attention. but then again, bill nye is my fave to watch during school!
salina137 1 year ago
your adding velocity!
xoxohellobeautifulxo 2 years ago
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Redoubtable23 2 years ago
lol
AwesomeAbee 2 years ago
funny!
sandwich451 2 years ago
Oh My! :D
imbrian75 2 years ago
Morrissey and Bill Nye?
greatest combination ever.
Infernolord 2 years ago 66
Oh man, memories. This episode with this music video in it was the first Bill Nye episode I've ever seen. I thank my 5th grade teacher for introducing our class to Bill Nye <3
icyclaw123 2 years ago 6
Briliant ! I agree with the imitation comment below, if you are imitating it obviously the original was good.
FrauleinPowerhouse 2 years ago
haha that's awesome
DW8807 2 years ago 3
That show was hilarious with the Science Covers...=D
puffpuffyogi 2 years ago
Oh Bill Nye, you never disappoint. This made the Morrissey fan and science nerd in me very, very happy.
scales 2 years ago 8
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ForgottenSoul700 2 years ago
Science rules
Codecontroller 2 years ago 3
Oh you silly insulted nerds. I'm a huge Moz fun and any true fan can see both the humor and genius is this clever tune.
And if you still find it "insulting" please remember it was done for a kid's show.
robotrogelio 2 years ago 8
Amen man. I love Moz & thought it was hilarious. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, after all.
tbl35 2 years ago 3
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Urgh.
The sheer audacity of it.
xRebecca2008x 2 years ago
What! I'm a huge Morrissey fan...but i don't mind maybe because I like physics I can see the lighter side of this.
bluesman0215 2 years ago
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I actually find it insulting.
xRebecca2008x 2 years ago
The dummy looks like a serial killer
darthstew666 2 years ago 2
omg we justed watched this in science class and my frend dared me to put it on my myspace so i said if he can find it then ill put it on and like 5 seconds later he was playing it on his ipod and laughing
sk8erboy0123 2 years ago
i watched this is science and we talked about this song for like 3 months
TheERGO 2 years ago
Ha ha my little sister is 15 and she watched this in her science class. That day after school she called me and told me all about it, because I play Morrissey in the car for her all the time. She was the only person that made the connection! Love that kid.
smithsfan 2 years ago 52
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oh yea i hate that kid
weed4smoker20 2 years ago
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Your sister sucks cocks in hell.
mellotone713 2 years ago
@smithsfan Same story here, I watched this the other day in class and I think I was the only one who knew it was a Morrissey parody.
12rhcpfan 11 months ago
what fifth grader watching bill nye would make the morrissey connection...?
brilliant.
n3r3var1n3 2 years ago 9
this is hilarious!
musicrox22345 2 years ago
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Fucking faggot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MORISSEY IS GOID!!
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
alphaotakux 2 years ago
i just hope everyone knows when they did the music videos on Bill Nye they were always parodys of the orginal songs and they would have the orginal artists play them too! Pretty sweet i do say so my self :)
AlbinoRyno88 2 years ago 2
the fact that this exists makes my life.
SarahSiouxx 2 years ago 2
Haha I love Bill Nye! We watched this last year and I was like "OH MY GOD I LOVE MORRISSEY! I felt so alone, I was the only person who realized it was a morrisey parody! haha I love Morrissey... And Bill Nye! :D
subom 2 years ago 3
morrissey+bill nye=bliss
idratherlistentobowi 2 years ago 3
i juss watched this today. my teacher sang it and he said hes gonna make us sing it, lol
azoreangel 2 years ago
The teacher let us watch this like 2 weeks ago and we're an 8th grade class! =)
OneLucky13 3 years ago
There's always time for Bill Nye :D
amdamdk1 3 years ago
We used to watch Bill Nye in our AP Biology class! :D
lookitsmee 3 years ago
lol it was a day ago and im in grade 11 XD
superangryblackguy 3 years ago
I loved watching Nye in middle school....
Todd8Todd8Todd 2 years ago
That guy is good looking
LIYEYWA 3 years ago
i remember watching this when i was really young and the crash test dummies game me nightmares!
starz0444 3 years ago
lol this is funny from bill nye. its good to
cutekitty111 3 years ago
whats the real song of this?
nejikid 3 years ago
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Morrissey - The more you ignore me the closer i get.
It's not just that i love Moz and the original is far better than this but this just isnt funny at all
Jackerzz2 3 years ago
HAH! This video is actually better than Morrissey's! Way to go Momentissey
6of6 3 years ago
Morrissey rules-and I also remember this parody. Funny song and Bill Nye was kinda cute here=).
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imbrian75 2 years ago
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what a dumb fuck
lokieblade 3 years ago
ur so stupid wow you must have nooooooooo life just to go around and watch viedos you dont like jeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz!!!!come on people
xxrainbowxx26 3 years ago
omg, i remember this from 5th grade O.o
Fluffishy 3 years ago
dude this sounds like blake lewis
33musicfreak36 3 years ago
This is the best thing ever!
Jprotevi 3 years ago 2
I love this song! It always makes me laugh and brings back good memories.
eurasianchica 3 years ago
lol i watched this today in class
cotaSFL 3 years ago
so did i
stuntmanACTION 3 years ago
so did I
OYISGEN 3 years ago
XD so did i
rawrtaylorr 3 years ago
We saw this in science class and some kids with dirty minds thought it was "The harder yo push me"
symbiote789 3 years ago
well they will never aconplish anything with their lives
Tonyzhang47 3 years ago 4
and lol i guess i was a lucky kid we saw it in 4rth grade
soilder3210 3 years ago
...cool i saw this when i was a really young me and my friends and mostly everyone else lol was like *OOO HAHAHAHAH whispers*look at that dummy man lol
soilder3210 3 years ago
This show was the best and the songs were the best part.
SueSnue 3 years ago 2
so much better than the original song x)
elparrot 3 years ago
hah i remember seeing this in the 10th grade.
OxTxUxS 3 years ago
I had to check this out after wikipedia said that Bill Nye had parodied this song.
213black 3 years ago
Man, I wish they showed us this video when I was in 6th grade.
coldbarefeet 3 years ago
lol, i remember watching this in the 6th grade. i was like "what is up with this song?"
but now that i know the actual song, and know who morrissey is, i find this extremely hilarious.
SarahSiouxx 3 years ago
i LOVE bill!! i like the test dummy.. ahaa..
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!!
HannerBananerrx0 3 years ago
I guarantee you at least half of the winners of the Nobel Prizes in science of 2025 will have been inspired by Bill Nye. haha
pyropakman 3 years ago 8
Hahahaha, this is the best thing I've seen all week. :D
Jopariproudfoot 3 years ago
this is the cutest.
nunyrbiz 3 years ago
Hahaha....Wow, that was brilliant.
I used to watch Bill Nye all the time as akid, but I don't remember ever seeing this. Although, at the time I had no idea who Morrissey was, so it wouldn't have made much sense anyway...
filthee1977 3 years ago
this guy sounds just like morrisey
AGI21391 3 years ago 4
You mean that he'd wish to sound even a bit like him. It's funny though.
GeorginaHowSoonIsNow 3 years ago
I can't believe that I would see this again too.....Lol. We watched this in Science class like a month ago...lol. And I'm only 12 (almost 13!) and I get it!!! Lol. but...ROFL
kazangan624 3 years ago
wow. i never thought i would ever see this again. brings back childhood memories.
TeenageWildlife 3 years ago 2
These songs always confuse me because they always sound like the real thing.
xxfacexfacexx 3 years ago 3
showing me that science can truly be the bedrock of friendship...the faster you push me...
deetak 3 years ago
man, I wish my friends were like the crash test dummies here...pushing me in the ol' wooden cart, the tire swingin hole, singing melancholic british songs
deetak 3 years ago 3
that crash dummy has no soul
its really scary
ch8t 3 years ago 2
19kyle96 you saw this in science too? You have mrs.Wild right
barbie96boy 3 years ago
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Bill Nye sucks. me and my friends cracked up when we heard this. it was so stupid. he looked liked Cuba Gooding Jr. from Radio.
barbie96boy 3 years ago
Lol, remember dis, Tyler? Dis was so frickin funny
19Kyle96 3 years ago
You're eleven. You're not gonna get this.
GreyM 3 years ago 2
cool song, I lub it :)
pspboy7 3 years ago
hahahahaha totaly a THATS WHAT SHE SAID SONG
scoreboard900 3 years ago
i just saw this one in skool about a week ago
killuhmike99 3 years ago
My best friend loved this song and would sing it at recess some time ago. (That was before he died of when a car hit him on the street. Kinda ironic huh?)
charizardpal 3 years ago 3
I love this song, it's so catchy. We watched it in science class, and everybody in sings it in school.
nickyt0teh0destroyer 3 years ago
Oh Man! We just watched this in my 9th grade Physical Science class, And I had to watch it again... Haha, I was the only one who got the reference and people were giving me weird looks cause I was laughing so hard..!! Morressy!
Rachellynn1992 3 years ago 3
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morissey sucks balls
ucihapokujin 3 years ago
He does not sucks balls. Meat is Murder.
Rachellynn1992 3 years ago 2
That made me smile a lot for oh so many reasons. I blame having a quiz in physics on momentum tommorow.
simdude0212 3 years ago
omgggggggg i lovveee it
4.4.08 best bill nye video everrr<33
momentum!woot
sexkittenss 3 years ago
Momentisey!? Hahaha I miss bill nye. Is this on dvd?
JarshMaul 3 years ago
you can get it but it's like 50 bucks a show
waramara 3 years ago
I know it's on video in about every physical science class in America.
MargotVellocet 3 years ago
i saw this in science class today i loved it. not as good as his purple haze/living cells one though
banananutaaass 3 years ago
i remember watching that with heytherealex in science class, funny ass song.
RashaadRaymond 3 years ago
Haha, crash test dummies...we watched this in physics class, and I was like "what the hell?" xD
EreinSan 3 years ago
Retarted + Gay yet funny.
I watched it in class and had to find it!!
I love the weird guy in the white mask
TessaGirl99 3 years ago
Gay is good. /o/
HurricaneFaFniR 3 years ago
AHAHA MY LIFE!
this is so amazing.
andurz 3 years ago
THIS. IS. AWESOME.
orin12345678 3 years ago 5
God,this ruined the Morrissey song for me...when I heard it in my Physics class I was the only one to know what it was a parody of.
takeitorleaveit 3 years ago
LOL I remember this!!!!!
amlovesmusic 3 years ago
i just saw this in my science class and the songs been stuck in my head all day
HeyThereAlex 3 years ago
Do they sell these parodies on CDs? I like them.
101Volts 3 years ago
ya they do
SshOortyLeoO 3 years ago
Great, Where can I buy some? I'll look on amazon.
101Volts 3 years ago
we watched this in class the other day this song is awesomr and bill nye does truly kick ass. and is a player
azrunner12 3 years ago 2
we were singing this song at my school for like, a week at least. it was great. :)
ramseygal500 3 years ago
nye kicks ass!
BatzMonkey 4 years ago
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sounds like sex "the faster u push me, the farther i cum. Your adding velocity!" rofl so gay
poisonfrog1 4 years ago
oh my gos this is like so gay but funny i love the original this is ok!
mileyashely13 4 years ago
I may be a bit old, but I rather watch bill nye than anything I've seen in class
high school sucks : /
predatorywasps 4 years ago
i can't decide if i love morrissey or bill nye more. this video is perfection.
aujrly 4 years ago 2
thanks for opinionating your crappy opinion on my video... i find you to be really original... if original was crap
TheJacobGarrShow 4 years ago
exactly who is this comment towards?
SshOortyLeoO 4 years ago
I remember watching this in Physical Science, and thinking, lol, it's a Morrissey song.
KommisarKowl 4 years ago
i just watched this at school everyone was laughing by how gay it is u have to admit its weird
corewolf 4 years ago
lmaoOo, jhuszZ liike erry1 else...iiwatched thiis iin Physiics yessterday!! and my teacher iiszZ such a loserr...he knew the lyriics and errything@! Lol
SshOortyLeoO 4 years ago
Jesus, learn to spell.
Aiucinante 4 years ago
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thts jhuszZ how ii type...get overr urself
SshOortyLeoO 4 years ago
yeah, seriously.
if random strangers on the internet want to type like degenerate retards, let them.
screamatic 4 years ago
degenerated retards??
kinda liike u..ya ii guess sO
SshOortyLeoO 4 years ago
i guess not.
"degenerated" isn't even a word.
it's spelled without a d at the end.
it's amazing how you can misspell it, even after i've already typed it out for you.
seriously, how old are you?
screamatic 4 years ago
lol wut?
last time I checked "degenerated" was the past tense form of "degenerate." Granted, it is of the verb, not the noun. The person you were talking about may be fucking retard, but
next time you want to play internet superhero how about you check your facts first?
hurrrrrrdurrrrrrr 3 years ago
lolo winlol
aujrly 4 years ago
He obviously isn't a loser if he is a teacher. *rolls eyes*
101Volts 3 years ago
and obviiously you're a loser for taking it so literally and actually typing up something that was said so long ago.
get a life.
SshOortyLeoO 3 years ago
I have to remember, "This is youtube!!!" It is the wild freaking west on here. You remember that too.
101Volts 3 years ago
i watched this in skool last yr! its like funny nd emo at like the same time! haha
jbfan2628 4 years ago
I remember watching this in science class in 5th grade!! lol....this is my favorite bill nye because of the crash dummy running into the trees and acting like an idiot!!
Thank you sooooooo much for posting =D
Astrodefect 4 years ago
omg its so lame its cool!!
Nintendoholic07 4 years ago
OMG awesome
mooninites755 4 years ago
Anybody know if that's his real voice?
redram355 4 years ago
good question... lol
heven729 4 years ago
It looks like it is... What do you think?
saxbob2006 4 years ago
this is the momentum episode. FTW!
theforealdeal 4 years ago
<3 Morrissey
mckracken89 4 years ago
hahahah ai jsut watched this is science class! XD
vietkid3330 4 years ago
It's been a decade since I've seen this. killer.
explosives101 4 years ago
i am older now but those dummys still scary
tjsmith123 4 years ago
I remember this! i used to watch bill nye all the time and this part was the best part!
i also remember that the dummy used to freak the shit out of me with its blank eyes.
wolfeyes108 4 years ago