I'm Not In Military School, Look For The Body

[daphne2blake]

CHRISTPHER TITUS SUCKS---- Now that I got your attention, Where's the rest of this cause it's funny as hell...

[LastStand94]

@daphne2blake look up christopher titus norman rockwell is bleeding

[MsDreamer808]

lol omg this dude is soo funny!!

[lillagah]

LMAO @ WHALES

[duggerboy35]

my hair is east.

[Applemask]

@duggerboy35 "And I am hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiigh."

[MissMusicBaby3]

@jellisrellish Ken is his father, he was making the joke that if they couldn't find his body, it would be because his father would have been so mad at him for breaking out of the house that he'd kill Christopher :P

[HowYouDoin91197]

so my..... carolyn, lynn, pat.....fifth stepmother came to get me

[tonnieannelewis]

i love christopher titus

[superman5509]

this guy is funny

[victorgtz]

Christopher's father.

[elpmip]

lol the "im not in military school" line is something I use whenever my friends and I go off to do something my parents wouldn't approve of

[bsbfan05]

i had gone one step beyond getting my ass kicked

[scipioninja]

this guy is so hilarious!!1

[sfasucks1]

I'm not in military school...look for the body...Ken Titus is the KILLER

[desertrose777]

"If he has a stroke...I'm not grounded."

It's sad to think that I have actually thought that at one point in my life about my dad.

[Dareman15]

"Whale were like 'What the hell is that?'"

[dudebehappy]

quit being a WUSSY!

[BorikeTheBlackDragon]

i had gone one step beyond getting my ass kicked

[sadj5]

AWW

AWW

AWW

AWW

[KarlRuprectKroenen]

so my- carolline, lynn, pat... 5th step mother came to get me... lol

[DarkShadow144]

Oh god if he has a stroke...im not grounded

[AnaObiLOVer]

I love that quote.

[BorikeTheBlackDragon]

My dad took a Battery cable and Grounded me to an Engine block lol!

[dhocariz]

Comedy Central always cuts stuff out to make it a certain length

[RedBlueButterfly]

They do show uncut and uncensored stuff once in awhile on the Secret Vault or something. I've seen that version on CC.

[rocker0912]

quit bein a WUSSIE

[harlanmiller]

i just have to ask, what does he mean when he says his hair is "east"?

[sharkruler4]

dont think too hard on it

[RenjioftheInferno]

lol lol

[Link3106]

"Ken Titus is the killer-er-er." XD

[Lycan4]

Whales must have been off the coast. 'What the hell's that noise?!"

[corndoggydawg]

my dad used to take a battery cable and ground me to an engine block. lol

[Pignoclaw]

Oh man, if he has a stroke... I'm not grounded.

[twitchfidget]

One step above getting my ass kicked, Ladies and gentlemen I have a new goal.

[simsgirlgem]

the wail was funny

[chadloflin20]

That is a great preformance.

[birdman44]

ahhhhh.....ahhh u mother ahhhhh...my favorite part lol

[Leah138703]

great comedian. i watch all 3 seasons all the time

[SirPsychoSexy130589]

where do you watch them?

[Leah138703]

on dvd

[jay5668]

best comidan EVER

[BloodOfTheFist]

its out november 1st

[magnificent56]

hell yeah! woo! lol

[miladyblue]

Hilarious! Does anyone know WHERE one can find the Norman Rockwell is Bleeding DVD? It is supposed to be out, and I have not seen it ANYWHERE!

[Dckalel]

Titus rules! Saw him last year was a great show!

[Onasi18]

Whales must of been off the cost "what the hell is that noise, do you here it????"

[Anathwin]

"oh god if he has a stroke...I'm not grounded." LMAO

[garyfo64]

this special is called norman rockwell is bleeding, right?  whats the name of the other one, where he talks about the catholic church and stuff that is occasionally on comedy central?

[adamrpichardo]

5th anual end of the world tour

[Pakki1992]

Me 2 ROFL

[Lumsden20]

Goddamn I watched this on Comedy Central last night and couldn't stop laughing.

[nickelbackchick14]

they play it on comedy central sometimes...it was on last night on the "Secret Stash" (it came on at 1:00AM and it was totally uncencered! and SO Funny!) you might be able to check for the next time it comes on on CC!

[Jeremandre]

How can i watch the whole thing of this perticualr performence. Is this on DVD or is there a website i can see the whole thing.

[Newsaint69]

The Video(DVD at Amazon) Is called Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding

[ThisChicksGotBite]

I never get tired of watching this. My boyfriend and I have this whole comedy act down pat. :) Hehe.

[agentsmithversion2]

best comedian ever!!!!!

[SpyderDragonDude]

about a couple of hours ago , I saw the End of the world tour, So I still think he is hilarious.

[xTheDevilWearsPradax]

does anybody know where you can buy this movie online? I mean, delivery. I havent been able to find it

[Hellhelpme]

"not in military school....look for the body"lmfao rotfl

[mb1329]

fucking hilarious

[Mipersonalpoison]

this has to be my favorite chris titus video eva ya'll

[Morir]

oh god if he has a stroke, i'm not grounded

[crashcloud]

ive gone one step beyond getting my ass kicked