Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod (Video Version)

[voltronsky]

no bigger homage to the stupidity of nascar, football, soccer, tennis and all around douchebagery that is all of the sport culture has ever been created in such an excellent subliminal cacophony of clarity in the history of the world. Thanks Al!

[vastspace91]

Funny thing... This song ain't bout cars

[tofcik15]

zajebiste ;D



[jrdrag3505]

This video makes me hate the era I live in. I want to go back to when these dinosaurs roamed the earth, please?

[pfizzbones]

@jrdrag3505 These dinosaurs aren't too far away, just beckon them again. Gotta change thangs again.

[tanzone]

awesome fucking song

[Ioganstone]

PRAISE JEEBUS FOR MI CAR

[zNABEL0]

D0:00NG!



[zNABEL0]

♫Ding-Dang-Dang-Ding-Dong-Wong­-I-Wanna-Love-You-Ding-Dang-Da­ng-Ding-Dong-Wong♫

[glaeken14]

I Do not want to see these guys in cowboy hats and pint of Eassy Rider tonka rhythms hardcore.

Thurston Moore,Sonic Youth,1992

[InterceptorOfDoom]

whos on vocals ??



[theboomer61]

@InterceptorOfDoom Same guy who sang for Butthole Surfers but don'y recall his name.

[HexMarksthespot]

@theboomer61

Gibby Haynes, and he was still the singer for butthole surfers at the time, this was the only song he did on this album. Al was on headbangers ball on Mtv around the time this came out, and said they had litterally locked themselves in teh studio, having food passed in through the door trying to get the album finished, and gibby haynes came banging on the door drunk yelling that he wanted to sing and they recorded this song spontaneously on the spot

[Bucketroo]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[alaboos]

Never gets old...

[TheScottjp]

I saw them in concert . I had a blast. I want to go again. Rock on Al J

[Yeseniaaabioshock]

MY GOD, I LOVE MINISTRY!

[skyler8082012]

Go Gibby!

[KurtMcGowan]

INTENSE! x

[MsGeek703]

Chuy built my hot rod too...he's pretty damn good at soupin' up cars.

[SheikhTaqiyyameister]

@MsGeek703 That would be Jesus. Yes, Hay Suess!

[babiebungle]

gibby is the shit!

[homernation320]

gabby rules!

[Daraymann]

Louder, you'll offend the Republicans.

[planesovertheskyline]

... ah fuck it.

[TheLegendarySpaebar]

shhh, you'll offend the republicans

[SheikhTaqiyyameister]

@TheLegendarySpaebar Chill out, they're pre-offended. If you really want to offend them, tell them you had sex and you liked it.

[UnitedHateLv]

this song makes me want to live in america.

[shadowzone69]

Air Guitar, anyone?

[MrSupertriby]

89 dislikes..mmmmm... maybe thats a re-gayton lovers

[MetalPatrick93]

MARIO_KART

[bryanjones007]

I prefer the "Every day is halloween" Ministry to the "Jesus built my hotrod" Ministry. Back in the day it took some real balls to show up on your first day of high school with a mowhawk. Believe me in '86 you'd get your ass kicked for blue hair. By the time "Jesus built my hotrod" came along almost everything was tolerated. Sure you'd get teased but the "edge" was gone. By '91 punk, new wave, and industrial was dead because everyone accepted it. Being different was short lived.

[Zabiangst]

TEMAZO CTM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drankbigdrink]

gibby is jesus

[0beahman]

Good ol' Gibby. Always delivers.

[Garssia]

die | death | kilodeath | megadeath | teradeath | petadeath | so on

[HighPlainsDrifter66]

Righteous jam.

[evanscorner]

Sideways: Rage and Bad Religion should be political

[sidewaysfcs0718]

im really looking for something with strong lyrics and rythm ..preferably about politics ...anti-religon, anti-american, anti-everything that sucks.....so far this, manson, nin seem to do ...are there no other political bands out there?

[hellchild65]

@sidewaysfcs0718 alot of Industrial bands are pretty political, Skinny Puppy, KMFDM, PIG are a few others, i wouldnt call NIN (at least most of their career) political, Trents lyrics are 90% personal and self oriented, less about the public and society then Ministry or Manson (at least in his 89-04 era)

[Crewclock]

@sidewaysfcs0718 Hed PE is fairly political, as is Rise Against.

[fucktheface444]

@sidewaysfcs0718 Discharge, Dystopia, Amebix, Nausea

[lesartas]

@sidewaysfcs0718 I would say the band 'LARD' in a sort of strange satirical way.

[HAXXori]

Jesus built Motorstorm! :)

[MrRaintall]

I'm gonna see Ministry live at Wacken this summer. I plan to drive there, and more specifically I'm going to max out my car on the German autobahn, while head banging to this song. It going to be awesome!!

[kazoo851]

WTF???!!! An add???!!! Ministry?

[67omerta]

very speed...

[squattrovt]

why did i have to watch a queer ad for bod before watching the best song ever?

[boboman65]

jesus built my ride !!!

[jjallen1976]

Jesus is the Devil! thats exactly what I've been thinking all these years!!!

[Minimoose65]

@jjallen1976 well in the original version jerry lewis was the devil, and jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet

[devilchille]

@Minimoose65 Yeah they had to shorten I guess for tv

[ezemar2]

this is a great song on motorstorm pacific rift

[sk8aswaga]

this is sick

[moaimullet]

I don't wanna diss on Gibby Haynes, this song is legendary. But right now I cant help but wonder, what if Russell Quan from The Mummys/Dukes of Hamburg had done the vocals? I bet that would have had 200% the energy of this.

[greengun3374]

best song ever



[biggylaugh724]

not the worst song I've ever heard... can't understand a darn word...

[superbeers44]

@biggylaugh724 bing bing bang a bang bong bong bing bing binga binga binga bong

[dueyramone]

Back when it was cool to have more than 1 feeling.

[mcul2112]

after hearing stuff like this and the industrial in the clubs, shit that never let up, trent reznor came along and i thought he was a joke. sounded like friggin' pop music to me......pop industrial. never understood what everyone loved about him or nin. i thought it was his name they loved. lol. and i didn't care how "innovative" he was. correct me if i'm wrong, but probably better off pop fucking "industrial" not be invented.....

[drunkenriots]

fuck yes

[Henjin75]

You're all right. That's Gibby Haynes from Butthole Surfers singing, and he was the one that played the director in the gwar video.

[nilo2209]

@Henjin75 lol I have that on VHS somewhere. watch?v=Nrw6k6v1qXk

[JesusIsStilDead]

the singer looks like the director / molester from the gwar movie.

[1987rask]

Al isnt singing in this video,als on th right hand side with the hat.

[naraku666mx]

Al looks a lot like Andrew WK in this video

[magusreaver]

@naraku666mx I believe that is Gibby. Al is the one playing the lapsteel.

[G7ALANISG7]

ps1

[Rilriia]

Whoa... they cut the intro. Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true. Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil. Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a profit. All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do, was ding a ding dang my dang-a-long-ling-long. *Cue music*

[SheikhTaqiyyameister]

@Rilriia  'Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil.' I prefer to think of that as a temporary problem.

[HexMarksthespot]

@Rilriia

back when this came out there were a few different versions. The single for this song came out actually came out before the psalm 69 album did. The album release kept getting pushed back. I remember waiting for it to come out, seemed like FOREVER. Finally this single came out (im sure because the actual album took so long) but i was psyched when i went out and bought this cd with the orange motor on teh cover

[madgoatiesgruff78]

Jesus built my hot rod cos hes my bitch. heaven don't want me and hell is afraid i'll take ova! looks like i'm ere for a while yet

[KonopKg]

INDUSTRIAL MOTHERFUKING POWER !!!!

[Shiyounin]

Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet

[SheikhTaqiyyameister]

@Shiyounin That's actually true.

[xButtersScotchx777]

God! I came here because of this mainstream crap!

[0120801970ourlord]

thats some good shit right there,i dont care who you are

[4DRUSH]

Need to get this song for my radio

[lornskank]

Still sounds delicious after all these years....MINISTRY RULES

[satanburzum]

Outstanding <3

[TheYumage]

0:10 DING ADING DANG MY DING ALONG LING LONG!

[Chancestodolak]

717,216



[novarob1967]

waaa waaa waaaaaa!

[TheJesuslama]

its funny reading that grumpy emos comments. i love this song

[70ward]

porrada!!!



[JKTube]

Imagine being forced to transcribe the lyrics to this in real time without being allowed to pause, rewind or listen a second time.

[HillcrestCapital]

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[JKTube]

@HillcrestCapital: Thank you very much. :) I can't help but think that, somewhere, somehow, there's a movie script for like a spy or mystery movie out there just screaming to be written that would have a scene where a character is forced to transcribe the lyrics to this song in real time on the first try.

[JKTube]

@BeastialWarSlut: No, Jesus was Jewish.

[JKTube]

@arcleas: No, Moses has a Cadillac. Just ask Camper Van Beethoven. ;)

@Scrubsfanatic90: I remember hearing a story on MTV around the time the album Psalm 69 was released about Gibby Haynes wandering drunk into the wrong studio and Ministry invited him to sing on the album. This was the result.

[BobDoleNSatanRmyniGz]

Al Jergenson only did the keyboard in this song.

[BobDoleNSatanRmyniGz]

The ad made me want to punch a baby

[ThexArgonaut]

it is gibby haynes singing

[reetype]

WACKEN 2012!!! <3

[PrinceOfEternos83]

This is the actual version of the song used for the video. I have this on a VHS tape somewhere and it's the exact same thing.  It wasn't altered by anybody who uploaded it.

[Redzombie13]

This song still remains as my #1 mosh pit anthem gorwin' up!!!

[Alexuszs]

\m/

[minipops77]

Isn't that singer from the butthole surfers?

[Redzombie13]

@minipops77

Yep, that's Gabby haynes from The Butthole Surfers singing lead.

[christochance]

@Redzombie13

that is al jergeson, not gabby--

[666USA]

@minipops77 yes

[MrAwakenAlive]

He's damn straight. Jesus is the devil and he built my hotrod!

[klscott5]

@MrAwakenAlive , not the real lyrics.... Jerry Lee Lewis is the Devil, and Jesus was an architect...

[MrAwakenAlive]

@klscott5 i know lol im just saying

[nemesis534]

OMG. there is no joke about Jesus not building hotrods to 82 ppl.

[stevetillett420]

vevo eats a dick...

[TheWizard427]

Gibby Haynes makes me wet...

[klscott5]

Is this a Jewish up-load? " Jesus was the Devil" are not the real words...

[Srull]

@klscott5

"Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil,

Jesus was the architect, previous to his career as a prophet"

Check out the lyrics.

[klscott5]

@Srull , Yes I know the lyrics, it's one of my favorite songs. Thanks....

[olearyp]

@klscott5 Yep, those fellas at Warner Brothers have take another opportunity to trash Jesus. Do they really think they're fooling us? Lol.

[JKTube]

@klscott5: Shut up, you anti-Semitic jackass.

[klscott5]

@JKTube , NO, you shut up you ignoranus sockcucking fothermucking bun of sitch.

[eedwards74]

Can lot give enough likes!

[jacklazzell]

It feels like my head is on a FUCK'IN hinge

[epigone101]

so mad, so industrial, so great!!!

[eedwards74]

@epigone101 You forgot so Chicago.

[attffgg]

ah, the memories...

[hebneh]

Drag race, drag racing!

Drag race, drag racing!

Drag race, drag racing!

Drag race, drag racing!

There's no use trying to talk - no human sound can stand up to this. Loud enough to knock you down!

Burnout.

[Juhnkmastaaj]

Wow, I never knew it was Gibby singing this.

[podrido334]

to dance in amphetamins or in cocaine aweeeeeeesoooomeeeeee

pa bailar en anfeta o falopa yiaaaaaaaaahuuuuuuuuuuu

[nastypop]

jesus, please build my toyota supra!

[Osric13th]

once again my law holds true....."Music is the universal language:".

[dukie4kids]

it is def gibby.



[huskerrock1]

@JaredOnline1 it's gibby

[ilikeche2]

Fuck you, Old El Paso.

[MegaJakobk]

@JaredOnline1

actually this is Gibby singing on this song.

[MegaJakobk]

@JaredOnline1 

[gigfydotcom]

81 dislikes. 81 buttplugs

[kareybarey13]

the intro was cut way short...on the disc it talks about jerry lee lewis n more???

[TheSmokieMcPothead]

lyrics

soon i discovered that this rock thing was true

jesus was the devil, all of a sudden, i fell in love with the world

so theres only 1 thing i can do, is ding-a-ding dang my dang-a-long-ling-long

asafhjvkfdashaklberfayebfuf,,, wowowow wowwaadubhafubsivjv

[BadAndy]

Who's the singer?

[booyabojangles]

@BadAndy Gibby Haynes from Butthole Surfers

[virgilmiller1]

if you know killurdummass hit my email at hot maie .com ps roastbeff whent up no longer 27d9 haha

[virgilmiller1]

if you know killurdummass hit my email at hot maie .com

[DuckReconMajor]

666,000 views and counting

[junkyturd]

Best fucking song to drive fast to !!!!

[Ujjek]

2012 przystanek woodstock in polend :)

[blackmawth]

With Gibby on vocals...

[ozlifter]

I remember when I convinced my youth pastor this was a religious song so he played it at a church youth event

[gangurobitch]

You bet your pretty neck that I do.

[michal220]

Welcome to WOODSTOCK 2012 in Poland :)

[TheSanchezGarcia]

@michal220 I will be there, I promise. I can't wait when I'll come back to my home, Woodstock!

[barf245]

@michal220 thats not a woodstock

[Behemoth221192]

@michal220 I'll be there! 

[spotrocky1]

@Slayerbabe- and yes this song would be great for some good hardcord ...............

[spotrocky1]

@Slayerbabe- No worries at all. Very Sure!

[spotrocky1]

Slayerbabe, i'll be happy to do you the favor.

[Slayerbabe24]

@spotrocky1 - Are you sure you could keep up with me?

[MrKillerkowal]

digg a dang



[sgtfuzzz]

I was hazed to this

[PornToBeWild666]

Dont drive and listen to Ministry xD

[Slayerbabe24]

God, I want to be fucked hard to this..

[KronnangDunn]

@Slayerbabe24 LOL Same here... but the other way around, LOL...

[youarenowoffline]

@Slayerbabe24 can you get to belgium xp

[Slayerbabe24]

@youarenowoffline - sorry, no can do - you can just dream about me ;)

[gandolf21]

thank you Deathguild at the Playa - for playing this amazing song.

[violetta260902]

when you wiwlcome tocmscow I just tiret5 becauese U'll be the old lady... w are numerous fans waitintg

[drhans1]

ButtholeSurfers&Ministry rocks!

[yurin8er]

81 people must have loved the original intro to this song instead. "jerry lee lewis was the devil....."

[GeovannaAndrade1]

Soonzeraa HAHAHAH' 

[MuLIShA3mAn88]

because of this song...i will become a truck driver, drive one big blacked out scary fuckin rig, and blast this song on megaphones while tearin thru streets and blowin by cars, scarin the fuck out of anybody and everybody \m/(><)\m/

[OgreProgrammer]

@MuLIShA3mAn88 You sir, would be a service to the public.

[GroinOfHumo]

reminds me of driving and fucking.

[ardnega]

reminds me of the good old headbanger's ball days.

[CROMAC2007]

i wanna a hotrod

[Jonscomin2]

"gunns4hire" sent me

[vRzR]

In b4 "gunns4hire" sent me

[stepaans]

Американский б-г дал им американский Х-Й!

[banjoburty]

The Stooges meets Primus

[jkeychan]

metal slide guitar FTW!

[juviegroovie89]

I hate this fucking song and this remix is queer as art fag ministy the lysp n fag talk

[maldororfiend]

did you notice that in the video the line "jerry lee lewis was the devil" in the intro is changed to "jesus was the devil" ?????????? wtf?!?!?!