The Internet Trochee Song

[tubulussinga]

god you are hot im jerking off on your face

[tempo3rd]

MUST BREAK FREE FROM THIS RUT OF CONFORMITY! Ladies and djentlemen, allow me to present my new franco-philic anti-trochee: EPIQUE

[owlcowl]

Rubber baby buggy bumpers

[dildace]

Kíller láser ráptor Jésus

[EruditionNut]

Have you ever considered becoming a rapper?

[insidetrip101]

So much postmodernism...

IT BURNS WITH DELIGHT

[Dreamerx47]

i only heard "stewart" and "colbert"

....oh fuck i really am a liberal arent i?

[OdeToNecrophilia]

GROSS!

[stephenpaultaylor]

epic win!

[Percavius]

This song is so uber epic.

[Jaelra]

That was, surprisingly catchy actually.

[Danthaman1971]

Ah, to bad.. This song should have ended with chicken, monkey, duck (or goose, whichever you prefer)...

[oexnorth]

A minute on /b/ and you'd have these and 50 others exhausted.

[Herbarius]

@Xerotaerg nope. Didn't you listen to his explanation of the word "trochee"?

[zydilak]

This is reminiscent of Vanilla Ice...the dessert not the artist. In other words: I like it

[InstrumentalArcanum]

more craigslist readings and piano vids.. :) ...LMAO ...oh and happy 420 by the way :) I know you probably don't celebrate or care but in the midst of sheer humility .I'm wishing you a great day and cheers ....

[Nightriser271828]

Now, set this to the tune of "I am the Very Model of a Major Modern General".

[ctso74]

I jizzed.

[niriop]

A death metal version would be nice

[mynameaborat993]

awesome music, but when the bass comes it doesn't match the chords at all

[Nykytyne2]

@mynameaborat993 Yeah, I originally didn't intend for there to be music at all, so the music was just thrown together in 10 minutes from garage band loops, and you're right, it doesn't quite work. Whatevs.

[Ricosophy]

@mynameaborat993 listen to it again then , for me the bass is awesome :D

[Z0mb1e3lv1s]

'Mudkip', 'MUDKIP' for fucks sake! What about the Mudkip?!

[2bsirius]

Croaking Trochees...OK

[practicalmagic9]

you monster gaga navi texter!

[BardWanderer]

AWESOME!

[boertush]

xkcd has been feeding my nerd rage for last 2 years.

[Darkkat255]

I can die happy now.

[lacigreen]

fuuuuck.  that was legit.

[markdzima]

And there I was uploading iambs...

What a fool I was!

[TheLiberalSoup]

1. It's spelled "numa numa iei"

2. You forgot "ITS OVER 9000!"

[nekotenma]

èpic (no the accent was not intentional, I just use the us-international keyboard setting)

[t3tsuyaguy1]

GEEEZUS!

[thewhinykid]

This is amazing.

[SatiricalStewie]

amazing! lol

[jumbobobcleo]

that is fucking hilarious.  done with almost a straight face. god he is cute.

[Asadawa]

night-elf druid

Thanks for the mention!

[nyarlotep]

One that is very popular this days is PONY.

[moccamonster]

Jesus, how many takes did you make?

[bleunt]

I miss Waluigi! xD

[MinervaInTheBrain]

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEROY Jeeeenkins

[BlowDevilUp]

A melody would be nice.

[SeekerKC]

Intelligent, good looking, AND a skilled tongue.  :::fans face:::

[KiaOra53]

Crikey Nyk, you may have thought you'd wasted your time, assuredly, you didn't waste mine.

[Mentisia]

welcome to nerdfighteria 

[kaminarigaston]

epic

[pilgrimpater]

Touch of Gilbert and Sullivan (can't remember which of their works, maybe HMS Pinnafore?).

[mikgus]

So what where you supposed to do when you did this instead?

[NinJaMamasita]

x( u just wasted my life

[matrixrory]

that was awesome

[Gravy5150]

very entertaining lol creative

[Blackerer]

i agree..."holy fucking shit"

[gothatfunk]

what was that bit in the middle again?

[avi919191]

i think xkcd figured out the meaning of the universe not just the internet

[Rationalizedinsanity]

These are the only ones that which the news has come to Harvard and there may be many others but they haven't been discovered.

[wonderpope]

Leeeeeeeeroy Jeeeeeeeeeeenkins.

[mordesmortes]

this is like win wrapped in bacon

[Poisonfrogg]

EPC WIN!!!

[vengefall]

Dude, sing. 

[Nightriser271828]

Impressive! You are now officially a part of my nerd pantheon, along with Mr. Munroe, Mr. Wiener (of SMBC Comics), and the guy who writes Abstruse Goose.

[Nosferato94]

This video touched me.

[mordesmortes]

@Nosferato94 can you show where this video touched you on this doll?

[rja125]

♫ we didn't start the fire ♪♪

[AmericanResponses]

and they cried too many notes at Mozart...what they would say of your lyrics : )

[geometrololi]

best song ever conjoured up.

[TheBoxXITG]

Your unresolved 7ths disturb me.

[FuckYouYouFuck]

Battle Toads.

[abbynormal0ne]

Holy wow, this is definitely in my favorites now :)

[urganodevotaton]

I was thoroughly entertained - therefore it was a good use of your time. Absolutely slew the Bieber sonnets which probably took more time.

[00Ninjalo]

I think you forgot, "Micro Machines". "v(o_O)v"

[Herbarius]

@00Ninjalo maCHINES.... not a trochee word

[dildace]

You didn't include DOUBLE NIGGER.

[ReVoLynx]

..Wow, how many takes did that take?

[mindapi]

I'm not a man, but I would also be your secret gay lover if you would have me. That was fantastic :D

[GrapplingIgnorance]

Awe-some.

[HonestDiscussioner]

Fav'd

[CarbonSuit]

awesome! instant share!

[daemonowner]

Stewart Colbert?

[squirrly001]

fascinating

[twholland1]

Are trochees really so powerful?

If this goes viral, we'll know they were right.

[mixxycan]

Also, I was going to suggest adding VenomFangX, but I see you already mentioned 'venom' and 'fangx' is really more iambic, isn't it? Plus, who really cares about him any more?

[fulishproductions]

this was lol.

[mixxycan]

I hate to be a nit-picker, especially in the presence of the such obvious greatness that is this song, but how is Chocolate Rain (either word) an example of a trochee? You so easily could have used Zonday instead!

[twholland1]

@mixxycan in the song the word chocolate is pronounced as two syllables (choc'late) and each verse of this song ends in a one syllable word.

it's consistant

[lysolbombs470]

Alright, Nick, here's what we're asking you to do as your dedicated subscriber base: Go to a studio, get a solid, clean recording of this and price this song at roughly 5 dollars on iTunes. We will then go to iTunes and discover that it costs 5 dollars and pirate it for free, avoiding the cost.

If you don't follow through, I'm afraid we, your subscribers, might become...well...unsubscribed.

[justinfrost]

ah, the memories

[jmm1233]

not bad but the tune does need a little more work on it

[BomblingBreakfast]

You forgot Chuck Norris.

[Edbrad]

Wow I bet hat took a few tries to get the time right. awesome :D

[LtShock]

Wow.

[DackIsBack]

FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY.

[ZenoFerox]

Ahhhhhhhhhh! You ran out just as it was getting good!

[DackIsBack]

hell to the yeah

[tlaniganschmidt]

This is starting to sound very Liturgical.Perhaps you have a talent for up-dating Catholic & Lutheran Liturgical Praxis? While you were Rhythmically-rotating word-combos ,i kept picturing all sorts of Babies lined up 4 Baptism.And because of you revolutionary re-vamping of these Ancient-Liturgies......wow ..hey have you ever read the rule of St Benedict of Nursia(480-547ce)....Hey i just saw the worst boring vesper-service. Monte Cassino needs your liturgical-skills.Monks need your music NOW!

[Nykytyne2]

Watch from 0:49 to skip intro.

[umki55es]

Hahha love it.

[ChathSuaco]

holy shit! my old computer just exploded with epic!

[BitaminaTek]

I am the Scatman!

[TWITfromURANUS]

uber dooper, dewd

[ObserversEyes]

.... needs more cowbell

still, epic awesome innit !

[BohemianBlasphemy]

Our generation's "we didn't start the fire".

[Adnaana]

Very nice. Keep the awesomeness coming.

[SgtDICTION]

This was nutz

[tipoomaster]

Killer laser raptor jesus. Now THAT would make me a believer.

[SwamiProductions]

I see through your attempt to make an incredibly awesome song.

Unfortunately I also loved it. So, it worked.

Damn.

[sugelanren]

nice

[Philosification]

*brain explodes*

[whatisavail09]

cute:)

[ShaolinViolin]

amazing. i would be your secret gay lover if you would have me

[TheUnillogical]

@ShaolinViolin - Get in line!

[SeekerKC]

@TheUnillogical :::up on tiptoes::: Where's the queue for us bi's? ; )

[PureZOOKS]

I read it a while ago, onlt now I know it i pronounced "trO-kE".

Great song Nyk, well written but the music didn't quite seem to work with the lyrics.

[graphattic]

Fokin mynd bLo-win