15 ways to annoy voldemort... oh. and get killed.

[jimyd3]

this is aweful and i wanna throw myself down a well after seeing this

[Emmy11je]

"Insult his nose!" Or lack of it. And of hair. And sanity.

Of course, you'd be lucky to just get killed. He'd probably crucio you until you're barely sane, not that anyone who knits Voldie a woolen hat was sane in the first place, then experiment on you with his newest dark spell inventions, let Bellatrix take over when he's tired and watch, crucio you again, and then feed you to Nagini. And you'd deserve it too, for forgetting to call him Daddy Issues-Tommy Boy!

Cute easter bunny kid, though.

[SCFFreak99]

this figures are from "Puppet pals"

[chelsea18481]

or you can call him baldy mort

[QueenWaterLily]

LMAO

[thedests]

and i no another, "Your a half blood, half blood, half blood... Mr. Riddle =)), i will kiss Harry Potter so tht you will never ever ever be able to kill him and then i will kill you muahaha

[thedests]

i kno a gd way to annoy voldie

Me- where's ur nose?

Voldie- here *points to nose*

me- oh, thought it had been cut off to spite ur face wen u got angry tht Draco and Hermione got married

voldie- *growls*

me- knew it knew it knew it!!!

me- Voldie loves Potter, Voldie loves potter, Voldie loves potter and there gonna have no nosed babies <3

Voldie- avada kadavara

me- MISSED! *pouts* jealous

[HarryPotterlover2389]

#18: tell him hi and that u like him and blush = 3

[KittyCool10]

NO!!! The most imortant thing is to (dum dum dum) kiss him or give him a hug or just say he is the cutest of all :3

[ChuggaconroyMy]

thumbs up if you muted it

[Snapeiscute]

I never said you know who I say VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT

[HarryPotterlover2389]

#16: kill Harry Potter instead of bringing him to Voldemort . . .

[NickK91799]

wat about REMIND HIM THAT HE'S A HALF-BLOOD

[HarryPotterlover2389]

@NickK91799 Yeah, thats #17; remind him hes half-blood

[MoriAryka]

#16: Tell him that Hermione chose Ron over Malfoy, then you will finally experience Avada Kedavra!

[HarryPotterlover2389]

@MoriAryka I dont think he will care as much about that as much as u kill harry potter, after all, the death eaters always say that he-who-must-not-be-named must kill harry potter himself, and remind him that hes half blood really is a good way to get killed . . .

[pokemonnerd996]

Another way to annoy him. Have a picture of you either shaking harry potters hand or a picture of you killing him, showing you could do what he could not

[sweetie8521]

1:02 i didnt no voldermort was on titanic! lolz!!!!!

[Qldroarfan94]

I saw this video on google images...

[0Telamon0]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

You know

You know who?

[Martyr12100]

Insult his head?

[MessWithMaLilFRIEND]

"swap his wand with a carrot" ?

WAIT whats a carrot ?!?!

0:28 oh thank u i didnt know what it meant .-.

[happytwins13]

I

WANT

THOSE

COOKIES

[Harryfan334]

ANOTHER WAY TO ANNOY VOLDERMORT give him his own shop called voldie-mart make and sell malibu voldie dolls and if ur wondering "tht sounds nice why would it annoy him " well because in tht shop there will be HARRY POTTER DOLLS WHICH EVERYONE WILL BUY INSTEAD OF MALIBU VOLDIE and put a cardboard cut out of harry potter make him kill it and make him shout "I KILLED HARRY POTTER dolls, I KILLED HARRY POTTER dolls" lol

[TheSmiley1038]

1:00 LOL!! bit desperate!!

[datoismyname]

this is stupid

[xLoveleyginnyx]

A another way to annoy Voldemort:

Decorate his house with Harry Potter posters :)

[HarryPotterlover2389]

@xLoveleyginnyx Thats true . . .

[Redvines714]

I was really hoping for a very potter musical Quirrel joke.. THANKS HERMIONE!

[wings72954361]

next time you do a vid like this , make sure ypu can read it!!!

[Legend71377]

Who ever made this video must've been 10 years old.

[MyAbcd12345678]

Voldemort fans: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP YOU!!!! YOU MUGGLES SHALL DIE!!!

[thesoctishtimelord]

yawn

[GemClubPenguin]

Um... I think only the last one was funny. Where did you think of all the others?

[MrJeskamo]

this sucks!!

[TheMiagirlist]

This is a Waste Of Space

[ImmacoolkidxD]

I think voldemorts parents took the 'I-Got-Your-Nose' game too far.. 

[fluffycat9121]

#7 GIVE ME THAT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! plz??? :)

[thesoggychips]

what...?

[kyleamays]

Wow the whole thing was just so fucking intricate I expected more than one name on the credits. wth is this.

[surviveaday38]

was that supposed to be funny?



[MrRage71]

*saw the thumbnail*

COME AT ME BRO!

[IgniteMyBones1]

Okay so erm, this is hilarious and you have way too much time on your hands!

[BsBigSpinToTheShin]

Can I fuck you?

[killomita101]

@BsBigSpinToTheShin

r u a perv?

[killomita101]

@BsBigSpinToTheShin

NO really are you a perv?

[abbienarutogirl]

Volfemort: Thou shall eat of my face!

Harry: (sobs like a little bitch) NOOOOOOOOOO!

Loopin: (masticating on a Voldrimort cookie)

Snap: (MASTABATING on a Vlodemort cookie)

Dumbledark: "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

Everyone else: O.O

Thumbs up if you know what I'm referencing!

[RealRhoking]

Hey thats not voldemort its israphel

[dumgurlz]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (I like twilight better though! TEAM EDWARD!!)

[anothamusicluvahh]

 It'd be kind of creeper to eat Voldie's face....on a cookie 0.o

[TheRunawayHorse]

That egg is hilarious. xD

I always call him Moldywart.

[bubblybradley]

1:00 gimme a hug mom

[bubblybradley]

voldermort goes on facebook oh she just dosent go on farmville *reducto!!!!*

[figgrole4real]

AVADA KEDAVRA MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *hhhhhhh hmmm* sorry bout tht sore trout HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY NOSE WHRS IT GONE I LOST IT wait.......i never had a nose

[emmaemm2]

I knew it would mention the nose part lol!

[josiemac27]

hold on a second I have a question for the last one what nose?

[BellamyWilliams]

@josiemac27 thats kind of the point

[DALEKLEADER22]

Avada Cadabra comes next

[Joarnott13]

ask him what spell he tried to do took his nose, because we all know how good his is at magic (for all those people who don't understand sarcasm .......not saying any names, he is not good!)

[RaZaRDragon]

eeerrrr...... what nose?

[IamLordVoldey]

I used to annoy Voldemort, then I took an arrow to the knee

[arnoldisalive127]

Nice to know you didn't steal this list off of MuggleNet. Theirs is HUGE!

[ManyPanic]

16th way to piss off Voldemort, shove his wand up a trolls ass

[davids2229]

um noone gave back voldys nose. ;D hehe

[shrk128]

the only reason people hated voldemort, was that he did'nt kill twilight and justin bieber, as adequate for a person with a great power.

[AussieBaka]

@shrk128 "How Harry Potter Should Have Ended" :)

[JeoXus]

NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAA­AAAAH!!!

[sincewhen15]

How do I go from My Little Pony to this?

[darkladylove]

me: i'll be glad to give you a hug come here!

voldie: avada kadavra!

me: *pouts*

[celebrian94]

its like you knew abut the hug thing early

[thunderbird2341]

hehe I did #15, I'ma ghost

[wings72954361]

lol



[amiller7717]

I HAVE A NOSE DAMMIT! ITS JUST SMALL! REALLY SMALL!

[MultiChristmaseve]

i hate ron when he says bother

[KimberlyNicole3999]

Lol Ron! BOTHER! xD

[luvs2spoonge]

he said he has a very small nose. well its true. i played him on the sims 3 and i shrinked his nose so small

[horsegirl2137]

love this song <3

[DuckyDooDoo122]

you cant really do number 15. ( insult his nose) he doesnt have one..

[ElisaMariaPrankstar]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very funny!!!!!!!!!!

[Peaceandlove1997G]

WTF am i watching??

[kol634]

@Peaceandlove1997G the most hilarious thing eva!!!!!!!!

[mgmgrand444]

i love the hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[fashiondiva334]

GIVE ME A HUG !!!!!!!! oh joy and joyness is totally Voldemorts thing right now....

[skbegler]

here are names to call him baldiemort, lord baldie, voldy baldie

[tommyd567]

38 people baked voldermort cookies and he didnt like them

[kinz315]

He-Who-Mustn't-Have-A-Nose

[AdvancingTECH]

Good song. Love Micheal.

[Jameshubacher]

I think you mentioned the nose twice.

[tmeyerrose]

his nose is SUPER FLAT..... SUPER FLAT! it's super flatty

[breelee1400]

At least when my parents played "got your nose" with me, they gave it back. :)



[JayfeatherEclipse]

@breelee1400 HAHAHA! Good one XD!

[greenfulvia]

@breelee1400 ROFL XD

[ZebraLuver31323]

Whats the song?

[xpotterplease]

@ZebraLuver31323

Michael Buble - Haven't met you yet(:

[D3Doomslash]

TACTICAL MUTE INCOMING!

[xXImogenTheDreamerXx]

yay MoldyWarts for eva

[liamdabee]

thumbs up if u liked the song better then the vid lol

[aqwkingchampion13]

He-Who-Has-No-Nose

[77silvija]

Funny. And Voldie Boldie doesn't have a nose....they are two slits as nostrils lol

[Emma93Sweden]

gvie me a huge! haahahahhahahahahahahahahah!!!­!!!!!!!!

[li8iosru]

Well dumbledore released some VoldeEaters but they was kinda useless cause only thing they made do was to eat he's nose

[theshadowsonic123]

lol run up slap his face and say "got your nose!"

[DraconusMajorus]

never believed tghat anyone could achieve the top of the Fail list until now.....good job!. Now,go beg him to kill you and your quest for greatness will be complete...

[SilvarretMusic]

16. Make a video like this.

[music00725]

THAT WOULD DO IT

[IzayoiArwena]

Haha, good. Almost died laughing in thoughts... He would kill me for sure if I laughed

[Jennafu832]

AVADA KEDAVRA! And that'd be all she wrote you if you did anything on this list... You gotta remember who you're dealing with...:)

[liharrypotter]

/watch?v=95g8-dN5LvQ please watch :)

[DreamStablesHP]

i want that hat :D

[hahahahajks]

Ask him if Israphel is his brother

[tsyganko]

I've got 104:1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like 'Not gonna work, or 'stupid.'

[tsyganko]

@tsyganko rest I'll post on my channel ;) (there's way too many!)

[aquapotter87]

#13 show him a picture of snape killing harry and ron. lol SEVERUS! I WANTED TO KIL HIM!!!!!!! :o)

[friend22221]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha­ahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

[wolf92193]

#15

or lack thereof

[TheIndianemokid]

iam uploading that pic with my next upload of Harry potter funny on youtube .. !!

[TheIndianemokid]

you people still havent got the Real pic where voldermot will be at his most vunerable by seeing at that pic ,, he may die of Heart attack or will kill you with most Deadly pain,,

[Goomboo100]

And he needs a nose...

[MorteAgunia]

ohh how I love that song...

[ViolinestSomething]

Oh oops we're having to spell his name right? Little late for no... been spelling his name wrong for years!

[TheFaesChild1]

Theres a lot of fanfics that people spell his name wrong.

[herkku98]

xD

[MultiJenny111]

coos

[JaJadenTheGreat]

The music was perfect for this. Good job!

[popnomatron]

*insert my previous comment here* your black robes also need to be replaced so we got you some pink scoobydoo ones oh plus we need you dress up as the easter bunny on Christmas i got you a pic of snape killing harry and ron and you are such an egg head (not the good kind) and finnally your nose is weird

[popnomatron]

hey voldimort i made you a wooly hat to wear at the next meeting i also made cookies with your face on them to give you i also accidentally broke your wand so you'll have to use a carrot but i did make you a puppet with blush and a smile to make up for it oh yea and i wrote you a theme song and i'm gonna sing it everywhere you go + i got you a harry potter dvd and poster oh and we need that guy killed so im gonna bother you about that your head is weird have you ever had a gf?

[rainbowsmakemehigh95]

he has a flat nose cuz he ran into the wrong wall at the station... oh voldy...

[Tormenter111]

Use this song is a personal favourite of mine

[TheDumBitches]

1:17 made me lol.

[smurfyXmurphy]

How awkward are your hugs on a scale of 1 to Voldemort :D

[berry12325]

@smurfyXmurphy .5

[pianistsaregreat]

17:Say Avada Kedrava to him

[milkufo]

"I have a nose dammit!! Its just super flat , SUPER FLAT!" xDDDDD i laughed so hard, my mom thought i was mental

[berry12325]

give him a wig and say its from harry

[bunnies271]

say "haha i got ur nose!!"

[dudeiamBOSS]

@bunnies271 slap him in the face and then say "got ur nose!"

[nevilsgirlfriend]

3 lol

[Mommymeep]

Give him a copy of the seventh movie and make him watch it over and over again.

[MyComicStyle]

Voldemort, you have no nose! They're NOSTRILS, damnit, NOSTRILS!

[tylerknowlton]

GIVE ME A HUG!

[nicole19kat]

Boring. 

[iLag2Hard4U]

16: Tell him to brush his teeth.

[KirbyTheGreatOne]

Why mostly Potter Puppet Pals?

[dudeiamBOSS]

#16. give him a fake nose for his birthday then realise that he actually has one

#17. on christmas give him a carrot and pretend hes a snowman (to make his nose more noticeble

#18. invest money for a barbers shop

19.confuse him with a snake's face

20.get him hair removal for easter

[poopieflys]

if i was voldemort and snape killed harry and ron i'd be happy

[Yourbeautiful666]

Lol "Got your nose!"

[girlynsmart]

14- That's one sexy egg.

[flyleaf4lifey]

i have voldophobia (the fear of having no nose) :)



[CrazyCatLady149]

@flyleaf4lifey my new favorite word is voldophobia

[TheParanormole]

17. on purpose call him "Moldywart"

18. Ask him if he is diagnosed with cancer (Baldness)

[morrisl123]

#16 reminding him that Naggini got ownd by Nevil

[mangagirl216]

I died of laughter at the vid, then felt like murdering my computer screen when I saw FRED!

[MsLinkinParkLP]

@mangagirl216 LOL ME TOO!!

[smeggablox]

I think he ran into the wall on platform 9 3/4. (thats why his nose is flat)

[geekatzombies4life]

do you have down syndrome or something who the fuck does this

[Airsoftman67]

my smile from another video went away as soon as i saw the faggot FRED on the side of the screen.

[AsiansSoFlyLikeAG6]

14 people almost got killed by volimort (yes I meant to spell his name wrong)!!!!!

[LittleMissMegaScout]

18: Make a video of him listing all the ways to annoy him... oh, and get killed.

[0730Ender]

I loved the "Give me a hug" picture :-) I also loved the song. Whether the ideas are good or not, your video made my day.

[li8iosru]

17: tell him that justin biember is more beautiful than him

[ErikasPorcupineFish]

#16: tell him this song is the one you played in a video about him.

[Firefoxery]

Voldemort is unappealing. Fat, ugly, flat nosed.

[MrsFredWeasly1]

omg hillarius. i will do those next time i c him. jk

[mspandority]

#1 way to annoy him, i spelt his name valdomwart trying to find his videos :)

[vampirewolfgirlluna]

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9, 10, 11, 14, 15 are my fav lol

[Tattoomom1725]

baldiemort

[xmissmusicstarx]

@roqueofspades :P

[Serenityrockstar]

Me:Voldywart do you ever get laid?NO!!!!

Voleywart:-_- *using killing curse*\

Me:I'm still alive bitch.I am god!

Voldywart:*keeping using killing curse*

[Sacklunches]

@Serenityrockstar u cant spell worth shit.

[Serenityrockstar]

@Sacklunches where the flying fuck you come from? Nobody asked you for your input sweetie

[roqueofspades]

#16- ask him if he's on Team Edward or Team Jacob

[xmissmusicstarx]

@roqueofspades probably say team jacob coz he killed edward in HPGOF :)

[roqueofspades]

@xmissmusicstarx Yeah probably X3