Modern Warfare 2: Team Deathmatch on Afghan Part 2 - Obviously Jesus (Gameplay)

[Stonerman023]

whoa.. that´s a lot or cursing.

[thespiceman97]

this guy is fucking retarded

[crowbarjordan123]

HAHAHHAHAHA i fuckin love u ur helarious

[xTONKA]

i su8 for su8 100% For Proof Check out my su8s and how meny people i su8ed to =D. P.S Pm me after you su8ed.

[SamuelHorler]

BOW THE FUCK DOWN TO JESUS YOU BUNCH OF CUNTS.

[SW0681]

@TheCOMMANDER1996 religious dipshits dont watch mw2 comentarys

[gotenxproductions]

I hate ads so much, " Toyota AD" WTf is upi with the randomness "daddy im four." Good for you now go eat an eggroll...

[nxcferrari]

wow dudse freaky funny UMP45 -- ur man pines

[Aggezo]

COZ IM A FUCKIN REAL MAN TALKIN BOUT DICKS

[TheTimon050]

LOL Bad player vs bad players

[DrustxPlague]

See, Gun1t123 and that clown faggot deserve dislikes.

But, how DARE you dislike OJ?!

[kane445898]

@DrustxPlague YES OJ is fucking awsum!

[AllDayNuke1]

3:20-3:22

[raystheman54]

i didnt understand 50 percent of this but im strangely aroused...

[MetalHardcoreMusic]

do you have some kind of syndrome? x

[sinsuns]

Anus is just the best song ever.

[TheShrekster85]

thats what im talkin bout

[smalls12345]

it still the m4 cockbine despite the fact that it has never sucked cock. OMG ROFL

[benzesnell]

Can't tell if he was in prestige or not, but if he wasn't, then he did quite well for someone starting out!

I couldn't even hold a gun properly :)

[lanied57]

Sex talk.

[hunter3002]

ROLF at the ending

[crazycool202]

Wow, this was pretty funny i guess. Does anyone remember back when Machinima contracts meant something?!

[ramdomness14]

SO FUCKING FUNNY

[LuckyMansProductions]

this guys funny as fuck! haha whats up? My enourmous cock!

[ThePoohBooBear]

This guy is a shit commentator anyone can swear for 10 mins its not hard

SAT THROUGH 1 MIN AND ITS SOOOOOO BAD

[sylfhi9999]

omg........ one word..... AWESOME!!!

[skatingguitarist94]

HAHAHHHHAHAHAH WTF!

[kudgcn43]

ahaha Thank you for your videos.

[Ale7it]

One of best players

[GiddyWafffles]

This guy's fuckin Hilarious. A real man would thumbs up this bitch.

[TheProshoter1994]

Nice guy we will se in hell

[yanks4evr777]

i was laughing this whole time

[Doomagedon100]

752 people whole dislikes this are not real men!

[RsXxNatedogg]

WTF?

[DarkmindedProduction]

oh god, this is great

I PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN YOUR ANUS!

[IonBeamXXIV]

I FUCK SHIT UP CAUSE I'M A REAL MAN!!!!

[TheLoneSaiyanWarrior]

LOL at the random Rage:

"He doesnt know what the fuck is up! I know what the fuck is up! I know what the fuck is up, my fucking boner okay! RAPE me! RAPE me with my...... Giant fucking COCK! Okay? It is..... E-normous, E-Fucking-normous!!! Oh my god did we just win this game?? Yes we did, yes we did mutha fucker, hello mutha fucker, hey ha how we durnnn. we just won the game cos we took a shit in yurn."

And at the end: "Lick em, until I cum, all day,"

HAHA, Jesus is amazing!!

[prestige162]

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[StephenR369]

LMAO UR HILARIOUS

[captain1254]

this guy is funny, but he needs to stop cussing, i mean your not cool if all your doing is talking trash and swearing all the time

[piyrw339]

this kid forgot to take his ADHD pills (your on crack pills)

[TheLoneSaiyanWarrior]

I cnt see why people dnt like this guy.

He is funny as hell

[hinduphenom]

He didn't know what was up. i know what's up. My boner! Hahahah :')

[MrJinglebells11]

did he say at 1:16 "I had to fuck him in the ears with my man smoothie," ????

[Mr1brownprid3]

LMAO .....U MAN PENIS

[throwingTHEknife]

LOL UMP= u man penus

[pokemonfool3]

"Fuck my balls" LMAO!!!

[CombatLegsVIDS]

LIL WAYNE! is in jail pwned

[abondedboat]

love the commentary

[squushmaster]

yes!! real men play call of duty saying penis all the time and saying there real men

[bosnianballa801]

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah­a

[trailqul]

Hah! This was terribly hilarious. This was clearly posted on here just for fun, no need to start raging all over the place after watching his video. If you hate it so much, don't watch! Honestly, this was just for laughs, sit back, relax, and enjoy.

[atomiclard]

FIRST

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[DrunkAndBad]

Pretty gay.

[EMIN9NEPRODUCTIONS]

this is gay your a fag i cant beleive this made it on machinima respawn

[anders5764]

tok nice

[dogyasha]

well it was the first few days in the game so everyone sucked ass so its not really anything special :/

[AceLemming]

lol idk wtf hes goin on about, 26 kills isnt worth shitting on. i never drop below 30...not trying too have a big ego or anything but seriously hes actually pretty f'in bad -_-

[OurFadedMemories]

@AceLemming dude you're a fucking liar this game is too broken to go 30+ every game. 26-2 is way better than average on regular tdm.

bragging pussy eat dick

[AceLemming]

@OurFadedMemories YOU ME 1v1, GT is o0 DroPShocK 0o

try saying that again afterwards you fucker

[OurFadedMemories]

@AceLemming lmfao umadbro? I don't have an xbox, COD isn't worth 5$ a month. This game is so broken/unbalanced, NO ONE always does good. So shut up and quit thinking you're cool, you fail, peeace

[AceLemming]

@OurFadedMemories Faggot, you can't say I fail when you don't even have a fuckin xbox! If anything you fail because you can't fight me

[OurFadedMemories]

@AceLemming wow dude 1v1'd this kid and raped him 20-0 I used f2000 he used ump45. what a fucking scrub.

[AceLemming]

@OurFadedMemories well fuckin gratz, you fought a noob. hell for all i know you didnt even fight at all.

[OurFadedMemories]

@AceLemming you got owned kid good fight

[AceLemming]

@OurFadedMemories scuse me? i have yet to fight you at all actually, hell why dont you go back to fucking runescape you little prick. according to your channel you have quite a liking for it.

[JackStrongman]

yeah dude you cant stop cursing for like 3 seconds. its just stupid

[NIGHTSHADE4EVA]

yeah man its the cursing we cant take! jesus christ im still wearing a diaper herE!

no, lame.

its the bragging about 26 kills. i could shit in the woods and wipe it with a leaf and it would look better on my rec than 26 kills 2 deaths.

[RoccoWOUTERS]

You are the reason we had Jack Thompson

[Snoodybob]

oh yea, and one more thing. Your Ego is almost as high as Hitler, Stalin, and George Cloony combined. Anyone agree?

[boreddude56]

@Snoodybob don't forget Kanye West!

[Snoodybob]

you know he's a gay fish?

[Snoodybob]

Dude, you sound like a 40 year old guy trying to sound cool. Swearing doesn't make you cool. Having a girlfriend and good friends makes you cool. 1 Star for a swearing horrible, racist, sexually challenged film. Anyone agree with me.

[MagnussGeisler]

@Snoodybob Go back to church :)

[SophieeHotchkiss5033]

if jesus was real, this is what he would sound like playing mw2 .  :D lol

[MrToiletMuncher]

Umm... Im just going to go back to SeaNanners.. Anyone wanna come along? e.o

[NICKDASLICK]

ahahahhahahahaahlololololololo­lololo LOVe it

[WeReWoLf16100]

atheist...obviouslly...

[AaronMatthews15]

Seriously dudee u need a girlfriend

[gatcrack]

UR SO GAY!!!!!!!that was the stupidest shit ever..go kill urself and suck ur wanna b big dick

[TheJwb94]

ha, what a fag. youre a douche

[seany16rs]

haha nice

[xFREAKxLAx]

lol u like talkin about ur massive cock and balls

[mattman4020]

I dont like you

[joshbevis95]

haha halarious !! :L

[swankiller95]

I swear all i heard come from this guys mouth was penis,anus,boner.....i smell a fag. -.-

[d33f4wl7]

"Fuck my balls". Hilarious. The Jesus and God stuff you'll burn for, but hey, not my problem.

[plonker54]

In what way is making jokes about how Jesus and God molester children analy classic? The last time I checked, a classic joke was how a chicken crossed the road.

[jpsnail]

dick talking about dick.. hillarious.

[JoeyJizzable]

lol funniest commentary EVAR abit awkward tho...

[dude00urock]

douche

[yirifall1]

why machinama want this guy he is a bigg fegg lol

[nathmeisterman]

Hate these kinda guys on this game

[salmonyo]

bahah loved the commentry man haha clasic as man good job

[clayton1979]

why does this obvious hack talk shit? Get rid of the auto aim first douche bag

[akar3m0]

im funnier than this dude and i eat cookies and milk and talk shit while playing this dude is just annoying

[MrYobitchez]

tone down the commentary dude..

[RealAsFake]

ur hella gayyy

[SlickSlimmGoodie]

gayest commentary ever.

[TheFrostyvolition]

homo much?

[mikeplaya6969]

go mountain fuck your anal hole funny shit

[chomp102]

ur funny as i dont kno wat lol

[clarkie0708]

real tit more like

[northgooch18]

UMpenis hahaha !!!!!

[prettycoolguy2]

"I KNOW WHATS UP... MY BONER!!!" LMAO

[greigy10]

lol half of wat he says doesnt make sense

[jstchiln95]

no he shouldn't be in machinima i don't know why he is. he thinks he's awesome and apparently likes balls and butt hole..

[jstchiln95]

lol anyone notice he doesn't know metaphores? first thing he say say is "Takes ass and kicks names..."

[greigy10]

lol i know he doesn't know what he is saying

[wilbot53]

lmao!!! "in my anal hole"!!!! you rock d00d.

[babykurdish]

i hope u get raped

[quintaljohnny]

Awesome game I stumbled across it for free here ps3 game {.} tv

[british989]

ahahah im a real man lmfao

[therandomman2]

wow, i couldn't stop laughing... cause i'm a real man

[lunchbox5680]

nice commentary

[aBUSfulloNUNS]

funny for a little. not worthy of machinima tho

[crowbarjordan123]

dude i hope u FUCKIN read dis u little wanna be homo peace a shit u talk bout jesus like dat go to FUCKIN HELL

[PregnantFox]

@crowbarjordan123 Keep living in dream wold, bro.

[crowbarjordan123]

@PregnantFox WHO HOLEY FUCK, I dont evan remember writing that. HOLEY FUCK

[HardstyleHodge]

Fuckin Inbred Bastard!

[gamerguy611]

penis gun lmao

[chivas1793]

this was some funny shit

[eagles5to10]

Some people have no humour i guess... I thought it was funny as shit

[dejavu3552]

no he isnt funny

[dontsuck12]

Machinima invites this guy to post on their channel but not Sandy Ravage?

Sure, you have guys like Hutch, Tejb and more but you invite TheKenBurtonShow and not Sandy Ravage? What The Fuck!!!!

[Pierce34MVP]

lmao awesome

[Sebudai]

Once again, obnoxious. The commentary is just annoying. It's not funny, and it's not offensive. It's annoying. Stop hosting videos for socially retarded people.

[Shellworth]

I FUCKING LOVE UR VIDS!

[TheJDA]

I'd probably would have liked this when I was in middle school...but yeah...,

[Mahaney82]

You are a loud nasty asshole and I fucking love it.

[Chetzooo]

ok?

[MrShizzleDog]

its funny how this video is 3 and a half stars so more ppl like than hate nubbz

[TheDonkeyFLOPPER]

man this commentary was garbage

i remember laughing to shit like this when i was in the 4th grade

[danielinho12]

not funny

[BreadInc]

Why would they put something this pathetic on machinimarespawn?

I played earlier and got a 37 kill streak... My highest killstreak reward was my chopper gunner of course, followed by a harrier, and a predator missile.

[rice3600]

5 stars on the commentary

[CoNMaN313]

anyone who finds this guy funny has to be a complete moron

[Wheatspin]

You're a douche and nobody should ever think this is funny.

[Se7enOhThr33]

dude... your fuckin weird

[Tacosk8ta]

OH MY GOD I LOL'D

[IFFiDIE]

my grandmother was in the room whil this was playing :D

[sudokukahn010]

tourettes?

[Hoki3PRID3]

holy shit that was the funniest shit ever

[xCrowley]

hahahahah best commentary ever!!

[KRACKHEAD100]

whats tghe guys problem but funny in the same way lol

[440aiden]

Lmao " I know what is up, my fucking boner is up!"

[440aiden]

lol fucking awesome commentary EVER

[ericisgaystagatha]

rofl probably the best commentary i've ever heard

[myxlord]

ok u homo all those things u said that was about ur mom

[Hoki3PRID3]

so his mom has a penis, ballsack, and dildo wtf is wrong with you...fuckin freak

[42connorzielinski42]

this is some damn funny commentary, just because this is what half the guys on live sound like.

[roninjames101]

BEST COMMENTARY EVERRRRRR!

[alpagx]

MY BIG F*** COCK

[MegaRinkydink]

Dude your playing with level 4 and level 6 dumbasses faggot

[MaSxMember]

And yet he's like rank 7? Fucking nobhead megarinkydink

[timelincoln69]

this guy is bad ass, everyone who leaves a negative comment about him is jealous because hes better than them

[yayitsezekiel]

this guy is retarded...LOL!

[willisn122]

Come on machinima. Did this guy pay you thousands of dollars to have you upload his video because it was half-ass gameplay and the worst commentary ive ever heard

[MisterGooglyEyes]

@willisn122 yeah i know, shit, every comment says this guy is hilarious, but i didn't even chuckle

[spoman818]

lmao i love this guy his a dum ass

[bfishy22]

this guy sucks please never show any of his shitty videos again

[seansav]

horrid commentary. this guy is a jack ass. he is not a real man as he said he was

[YankeesGoneWild]

hes obsessed with gayness, im pretty sure he's gay, scratch that, im positive

[VGPsycho]

how did this guy even get a contract with machinima?

[mgkmnk4ever]

this has got to be the worst commentary I've ever heard in my life....not even funny....just stupid

[XDjake101]

this guy is a fuckin dumbass

[CarlenStubbers35807]

This is an excellent game, I managed to get it online for free here: findgames4free [dot] com

[Sugsy23]

What is it with yansk and the word cock, and anal. Some secret gay cult over there or something? This guy is what you lot a douchebag.

[willisn122]

@Sugsy23 Just because one jackass is obsessed with his own homosexuality doesnt mean that all americans say cock and anal in every sentence. Thats like me saying that all british people have horrible teeth after seeing one person from britain with horrible teeth.

[puremana22]

mentally disturbed child when he was young

[specter604]

Are you kidding me? This guy is sponsored by machinima? Who the hell thought it was a good idea to get this asshat swear about random crap for 5 minutes? come on.. this is nowhere near entertainment.

[cubfanjw6]

i would not doubt if this is some lonely 18 year old autistic child commentating for someone elses gameplay....still hilarious though

[nyboy101]

seriously this guy is so fucking sad he sounds like hes 30 and he's talking about anal fucking?!

WTF has this guy got down syndrome?

[MrComedyFish]

He's nineteen I believe. And nobody says you have to watch this.

[nyboy101]

@MrComedyFish Well duh, but i like to watch these types of videos, but this guy is really weird.