Mass Effect 2 - Breeding requests

[matalvis]

Grunt: Ha!

Samara: Don't know why you think its so funny that I become hot and bothered by him.

(Grunt and Sheps eyes widen in surprise)

Shep: That was... you?

Samara: ... I'm sorry. I... must go... help Garrus... yes, help Garrus with his calibrations...

[malganus4]

what?only one for shepard? as superior officer i shoul look after grunt and leave him one breed request while taking control with others,hell i killed like 20 trasher maws in mass effect 1 ,where my breed requests?

[nekonekomikan]

@malganus4 you might be to..."squishy" for there tastes ;)

[ARavingLooony]

oh fuck sex with a krogan female ur pelvis would shatter aaan that reminds me of th snoo snoo futurama ep

[Zoloft77]

@ARavingLooony Or the razor sharped lined cavaties of a Gelgamech vagina from South park.

[MrIronWar]

@ARavingLooony DEATH BY SNOO SNOO

[framerunner1987]

lol, the first time I heard it I was like

o_o? lolwaitwut? oh hell no! nonono! *slowly walk back to the shuttle*

[zaxman12341]

HA!

[Blasted2Oblivion]

Hey, I am willing to try anything once.

[Spectre907]

...challenge accepted

[TazminTv]

Female Krogan: I request to breed with you

Shepard: Is that a threat?

[Arusiek90]

@TazminTv Hey i wish that krogan female who have Mordin in ME3 is a new team member of crew.... romance option with krogan girl? Hillarious :D

[MrLol458]

@Arusiek90 oh god no...there is a reason she has that armor/suit...but male...ME GUSTA

[Ralokone]

challenge accepted

[Grimno]

KROGEN FLEX!

[fabianeberle]

that one breeding request was from wrex...

[fabianeberle]

that one requet was from wrex...

[michandre]

lol. I had the same reaction as Grunt when I found out. And my Shep was female, so I had to check Wrex just in case.

[sadperkion]

@michandre wrex is saving it for ME3



[BlackOpzPenguin]

DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO!!!!!

[doippaable]

doesn't matter, had sex

[ARavingLooony]

oh god i hope that krogan isnt in ME3 she will be like Rose stalking Charlie in 2 and half men tryin 2 stalk Shep lol

[Scunosi]

Does she say the same thing for femshep? I was listening intently but then ran too far forward and triggered the Krogans at the end of the hall. :(

[Alittlebitevil]

@Scunosi Yep. Rofl.

[DarkDevilsAdvocate]

@Scunosi Yeah, She does. I remember My first time playing and when I got here, I had the same reaction as Grunt "HA!" Taht's right, I'm that Badass even Krogan want me! lol

but then I'm a fan of the Krogan.

[Redem10]

Now if you thought Conrad Verner was the worst fan that ever existed just wait till you meet that krogan in ME3

[coroixiwa]

and at that moment shepard thought one thing and one thing alone "get me the hell off this planet!"

[compizlars]

Ha!

[macandfriends]

So how will the mating go down?

Krogan: Shepard.

Shepard: Krogan

Krogan: Shepard.

Shepard: Krogan

Joker *pops up from behind couch*: DAMMIT, DO SOMETHING! THIS WAS GONNA GO ON YOUTUBE!

[Gabumon404]

I'm Sure if Shepard did breed a korgan and died, still Shepard can always be revive the day they rebuilt him as he was.

[RimshotKiller]

Citadel advertisement : ... So you got a request from a fem Krogan and feel like not being able to handle it? Well...big stuff gotta be big,go rollin and tell everyone how it was if you survive

[belltom1212]

id tap that

[psilord5]

I still can't figure out if Grunt says HA, because he got more than Shepard, or that Shepard got one at all.

[KillTheToy11]

@psilord5 Let's go with both.

[YesR4U]

The sad thing? It doesn't matter if you're male or female Shepard, you'll still get a breeding request.

[hamsterdoom360]

I had a legitimately original humorous comment that was not copy/pasted from another user that was in the highest rated comments for a long time. I am the 1%.

[Craig60918]

Hey baby, check out mah 'mass effect field generator'...

[keshaz12]

Female Shepard = Wrex

Male Shepard = Random krogan chick (DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO)

[Siosilvar]

@keshaz12 No, I'm pretty sure Male Shep still gets the request from Wrex.

[joesilver72]

best line in the game right there

[fluffyzhangfei]

I think i just figured out who was impressed with shepard. think about it..Grunt gets three requests and doesnt stick around to follow up on ANY of them shep gets one (assumed only krogan can forward requests on tuchanka). and who was there to be impressed by shep's combat skills, and just hit the next stage in their relationship? (end of loyalty mission). ohhh yeahhhh.

[Markis2bi4]

 Grunt - Ha! Shepard - Hehe Ye- wait, wha?

[Throughthegates1]

@Markis2bi4 Death by squishing!

[ItzCaturday123]

Grunt: HA!

I lol'd so hard

[Gridlock471]

Samara - Forever Alone.

[deathrooster14]

@Gridlock471 She puts that on herself. Shepard is more than willing to give her a lesson on "human anatomy".

[JimPickins]

How do you get him to

[sharkladyindisguise]

XD Grunt!!

[AQWTheAsterisk]

I love how Grunt is laughing because he got more requests, rather than shepard getting any.

[metalwolf72]

yeah, and the this sound byte is the same no matter what gender Shepherd is.

[tuan123452]

Say what now?

[Kikeesperto]

HA!

[sErgEantaEgis12]

Krogan: ''I want to mate with you!''

Shepard: ''Is that a treath?''

[GangsterHutterite]

"...and one for Garrus."

Actual line if you bring him with you.

[DaevaDrifter]

Watch human semen be the cure for the genophage,

[rockcabbage]

@DaevaDrifter Judging just from the cutscene in Mass Effect 3, that's exactly what it is.

[Legacy0901]

The one request was from Tali.

[GamerfreakB7]

I'd do it just to be able to say I "bred" with a Krogan, something most, if not all, humans can't say. That there's uncharted territory...

[LapisLazuliLynx]

...wait.....sheperd?

[HxTrEmEcHaOs]

ha!

[statoose]

Grunt gets ALL the Krogan bitches!

[ArcKing01]

EDI: 'In addition, there has been several breeding requests for Grunt and One for Shepard'  Grunt: 'Ha! How do you like me now, you assholes!? You jocks got bested by a tank-bred krogan!'

[psilord5]

I still can't tell if Grunt laughs because Shepard got a breeding request, or because Grunt got more than Shepard.

[Fgundam]

one for sheperd (O_O)

[TheGodlikeDragon]

I LOL when I first heard that.

[GhostSnake]

Remember the VIP on the ME3 Demo? The one with Mordin? Yeah, that's who sent the request.

[ElectromagNick]

THat happened to me and I was romancing Tali. I'm suprised there wasn't any imput from her.

[Remoniq]

Mordin advice: "Painkillers is your friend, and don't die."

[thesomebody3]

can u actualy breed? ;))

[Arzaker]

Grunt: HA

I STILL HAVE MORE THAN YOU

[Stick636]

*Goes to meet female*

Shepard: ...I should go....

Krogan: Shepard.

[Jeddy017]

Request? Interesting.

[iamacewan]

i would so do it just to see a female krogan

[Spartan229]

@iamacewan Don't worry, there will be a female krogan in Mass Effect 3. I don't know how many, but there's one for sure in a mission with Mordin. You have to protect her from Cerberus. Fun mission.

[dunhillsupramk3]

in mass effect 3 you should be given the request to accept

[SRSLYlolWTF]

Shepard = The cure to the genophage.

[ArcKing01]

This part made my day

[h3adcrabbio]

Grunt said it best. HA

[knekochansmiles]

you know..female shepard get's this one too...krogan lesbian action?

[Danchamp07]

I agree with Grunt

[piewithapair]

*Looks at TheChuchulainn's comment* Eating at McDonald's? Heavy risk... BUT THE FRIIIIIIIIIIES...

[Legacy0901]

The one request was from Tali.

[MajorShepard]

I don't know why but i thought the title of the clip was bleeding requests...

[georgejm]

@MajorShepard me too, i think we watch too many violent movies in which there are alot of deaths and stuff

[jjzgamer]

Now I know Mass Effect is not known for massive amounts of humor but this made me laugh quite loudly. I think that makes any product better when they know how to balance the content, whether a little comedy for a drama or a little drama for a comedy. Therefore, Mass Effect 2 is in awesome territory!

[TheLastArchdemon]

....... where is the requester,,,,, i must have he- wait its female right?! RIGHT???!!!

[PKBitchGirl]

@TheLastArchdemon  It's a joke in the fandom that if you played as femmeShepard the breeding request probably came from Wrex

[limesurferTV]

...and one for shepard lol

[Uruya6]

I smell a three-waaaaaay~!

[gguilford72]

"And one for Shepard."

Challenge accepted.

[omgzack53]

No joke there's actually going to be female krogan in mass effect 3 lol

[supersnow17]

@omgzack53 actualy you can see one on this planet (cant spell it to save my life) just go upstairs and look around and you'll hear a krogan say "go away the female clan leader wont speak with you" in a voice that.....for a krogan sounds like a womans it may just be a weird guy krogan but i think its a girl krogan

[gguilford72]

@omgzack53

There's a female ambassador in 2. Hard to tell though, Krogan don't seem to have any sexual Dimorphism.

[omgzack53]

@gguilford72 i saw the ambassador but i'm pretty sure he was a guy he was a young krogan

[jigglypiggly]

@gguilford72 That's a MALE envoy to the female clan

[HATERofEVILcritics]

@gguilford72 Female Krogan are much smaller than the males, Mordin mentions this in his loyalty mission where he finds the dead female under the cloth on an operating table.

On a similar note, if a male Krogan has a quad hen what about the female? think about it...

[gguilford72]

@HATERofEVILcritics

Four ovaries?

[PKBitchGirl]

@HATERofEVILcritics There's a pic on the internet of a Krogan with four breasts wearing a pink polka dot bra...

[HATERofEVILcritics]

@PKBitchGirl Hmm... Sounds sexy.

[JFKGaming]

@PKBitchGirl holy shit I have to see!

[PKBitchGirl]

@JFKGaming I put it on my Photobucket account, but I YouTube doesn't allow you to post links in comments

[PKBitchGirl]

@omgzack53 Romance option for Shepard (both sexes?) Girlfriend for Grunt?

[Hailstormful]

What were ya'll thinking, Grunt's a fkin P.I.M.P..... i mean, he got FOUR testicles

[LivesForJihad]

The one for Shepard was Grunt...

That's why he was laughing it off...classic misdirection...

[Jonstern1983]

You know it does that even if you're a woman.

[gunmomm]

@Jonstern1983 Wrex wants dat ass. 8)

[Jonstern1983]

@gunmomm That would make sense in my game... not so much if you let him die.

[naierer]

It happened to femshep too I was like O.o

[Dimensionaluk]

@naierer haha krogan cock

[Mysticgamer]

@naierer They didn't say what gender for the breeding requests.

[alexokatana]

@Mysticgamer obviously females, two males cannot breed

[TheLostProphecies]

This scene is just much more gross when playing as Femshep...

[SonicsKeyblade]

Grunt should've been like: "I win, Shepard."

[mikiroony]

As Quagmire would say "Krogans need love too... But they gotta pay!"

[MsSoWhat12]

The one for Shepard was Wrex.

[fragmaster101]

if Tali was the one who submitted the request i would certainly go.

[RyouuichiKun15]

Meh, i'd still hit it

[blackraintavern]

HÁ!!!!

[flynntheman90]

you know what they say : once you go krogan.....you're wheelchair-bound :)

[xXLDeusXx]

my Shep was female when this happened.. and a face glitch happened.. when EDI sai "one for shepard" my Shep did the "angry" face!! i ROTFLMAOL

[RonnieRocker12345679]

Shepard:......Please tell me the request came from two horny, half naked Asari.

[superwerewolf90]

lol "Ha!" *just like a teenager thats finna get some*

[pyramidheadkitten9]

someone already said it but ill say it again...

DEATH BY SNU SNU!

[ffinfinity1]

@pyramidheadkitten9 omg haha

[TheAmazingJoLuCo]

"HA!"

Fist pump.

[UberCookieboy]

Ha!

[TheChuchulainn]

*Shepard goes to meet the anonymous request*

Shepard: What the-

Harbinger: Assuming Direct Control.

Shepard: AAAAHH GET YOUR DIRTY REAPER TENTACLES OFF ME!

All the same, if I were Shepard and the request was from a krogan female, I might consider it. In Mordin's words, "wanted to try krogan... will try you". Don't tell me you're not curious as to what it would feel like. Heavy risk, but the priiize...

[AltanRift]

@TheChuchulainn Is this related to Japanese tentacle porn or the Hanar porn magazine?

[TarielMaeda]

@TheChuchulainn  Death by Snu-Snu

[TheChuchulainn]

@TarielMaeda Futurama reference FTW.

[DreamTiger5]

@TheChuchulainn I would accept it just to see what they look like...

[mees462]

@TheChuchulainn

Nah, you could get stuck... *cough*

[hamsterdoom360]

@TheChuchulainn I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

[tvap1122]

@TheChuchulainn You just.....you are awesome, ok?

[hurrycanne699]

@TheChuchulainn I now understand why he want Sheperd body ''intact''

[GangstaJohnnyB]

@TheChuchulainn The only priiize I can think of is removing the 3rd dimension from your pelvis.

[TheChuchulainn]

@GangstaJohnnyB DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO.

[monstar34]

@TheChuchulainn Dear God the Futurama reference made my fucking week.

[USAForLife2057]

@TheChuchulainn Crushed pelvis.

[TheChuchulainn]

@USAForLife2057 Not if you're on top, though.

[USAForLife2057]

@TheChuchulainn What if she squeezes you with her thighs?

[TheChuchulainn]

@USAForLife2057 Then it's your fault you didn't buy the skeletal reinforcements on Ilium.

[Koualtrec]

I had the same reaction as Grunt when i heard that, at the same time too

[PREDLeader]

Harbringer sent the breedi... ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!!!

[halo1112]

@XDCabooseXDOwnzXD it's okay, he just hit puberty lol

[orochinagis]

But Grunt is a baby xD

[TheSnowmanofJustice]

score! wait... well maybe

[hamsterdoom360]

Female Krogan: You, human, you killed the Thresher Maw did you not? I wish to mate with you.

Shepard: Is that a threat?

[PKBitchGirl]

@hamsterdoom360 Death by snu-snu?

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

@hamsterdoom360 now that is funny.

[GhostSnake]

Why does everybody congratulate him for killing the thresher maw? That means they have to capture a new one to continue the Rites.

[GuaranaClyde]

@GhostSnake I think that the thresher maw was not captured. Also, I think that thresher maws are overabundant on Tuchanka.

[trapstarjohny]

........Tali???? did you send a breeding request for Sheperd????

[TaliZorah2161]

@trapstarjohny Maybe...

[TheDynastQueen]

Only one request for the savior of the galaxy, really?!

[arbiter2212]

grunt's "ha" was epic on so many levels

[808bm]

0:11 Haha I love how grunt fist bumps himself

[Marlockie]

HA!

[GAZGHOST123]

"HA!"

[quasar953]

ROFL Grunt can be such a tool sometimes XD

[adamblazer100]

Grunt: HA

[RiderManX0]

Korgan sex...sounds painful O_o

[godzillaboy1993]

Oh lol. Krogans need love too.

I think it would be cool if their was a Krogan romance subplot. I mean FemShepperd is willing to bang a Turian and a lizard man so it wouldn't be a surprise if she went for a Krogan. I would love to hear Mordin's cross-species sex advice for a Human-Krogan relationship!

[ultimatekotorfan]

@godzillaboy1993

Mordin: Advice on biotic fields to decrease probablity of being crushed by that, excuse me, "big-ass krogan."

[alexandercns]

@godzillaboy1993 EDI: Shepard, Grunt is waiting for you in the Cargo Bay. ;D