Cracked TV - The 8 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Amateur Music Videos

[BradTroika]

This video made me like Mark Gormley

[SupahCola]

R.I.P. The Walrus

Damn, it's cold in the D.

[TheThrashAnvil]

@SupahCola

AAAAHHH

C'MON FUCKIN GUY

[Bottlenecksify]

I actually liked the Marg Gormley one.

[900sarah]

the man is a radio legend

[TheJazzikins]

Like this if you actually saw the commercial in 3:23 on t.v. ! :D holy jizz

[ZombieDragQueen]

That Little Wings guy at number 1, is he some sort of Tiny Tim spoof? God, I hope Tiny Tim would just get burried and no one would remember him. The world is only big enough for one Tiny Tim and that is Charles Dickens' from A Christmas Carol.

[ciararavenblaze]

@ZombieDragQueen nope, it's Mark Gormley and as far as I can tell, he's dead serious with his craft.

[movlegbook12]

0:13

1:38

4:36

This is the sound that hacked our government.-Transformers.

[1114cole]

Reh Dogg is awesome!

[arimen5]

"god is a twisted motherfucker" XD

[CrippledNasty]

how do we suppose to be? that's a trick question!

[Shiois]

and this was obviously made before friday by rebecca black

[Shiois]

why does this show remind me of the 90's?

[J4hbulon]

C'mon, Montgomery should'nt be on the list, its awesome!

[EyezInHisHandz]

"What does that mean, 'to play us out?!'"

[nicholasdruminor]

@EyezInHisHandz "To end the show!?" D:

[pootie4321]

lol at 3:10 smell yo dick

[hoodwinketh]

Walrus could you bump the mix?

[samscreed]

but #3 was awesome...

[codfishfan]

Nice fake microphone

[MissVampkin]

Flea Market Montgomery is nothing if not a professional all the way sir!

[saachica07]

when it starts snowing in Dallas, you KNOW we're gonna start blastin 'So Cold in the D' :)

[TheCocaineSamurai]

I had to go watch that Chuggo video....AHHHHH COME ON FUCK THAT GUY!!!!!

[BlurzyPLUR]

This video is obviously made on Thursday, because he doesn't mention Friday.

[McLen194042]

I am the walrus.

[Mtherieau12]

They shouldve had "Show me your genitals"

[ColonelHoraldo]

@Mtherieau12 But that song's a joke on it's own.

[eskavah]

You should make it 9, and add Rebecca Black to the list.

[viSprinkles]

Conveniently located on the ruins of the old flea market.

[TheMarauder51]

The people who made these videos should be shot in the street.

[Daburcor]

@TheMarauder51 With a 'thumbs up' cannon.

[maiximum]

Do the power stance!

[recontranaso]

@maiximum NO DON'T! . . . that power stance, sir, is reserved to the mightiest of men (Mark Gormley). Try it, and you're sure to break your hip.

[warhaammer]

3:09 "Let Me Smell Yo Dick"

[ngobleus]

The Montgomery furniture guy's face at a closeup looks like Punxsutawney Phil...

[chosentonessournotes]

COME ON FUCK A GUY

[Cyannas]

As soon as you said "Reh Dogg" my first thought was his "Will You Die For Me" video. Jumping batmen? Trees with faces on fire? Men (?) in full body leopard leotards? A very special music video indeed.

[princesstamika]

@Cyannas I went and looked that up and...holy god, there are no words.

[AakwardAardvark]

the mark gormley one was good :) well.. actually... yea it was weee

[themannydanny]

Jan Terri!! OOU LA LA!! So happy! Music videos worst than mine! Didn't think that was possible! AWESOME entertainment!

[Hekadoyoshi]

Then third one... How did they get lolrus into a suit...?

[EpiclyInept]

mark gormley's song is the type of music i can imagine playing in a dark house with the echo effect..... somewhere in that house, is a serial killer....

[ramenguy1]

the little wings sounds like it could be a RUSH song :I

[Utterbach]

What's on the TV behind Swaim? On the other radio parody, it's superjail, I know, but anyone know this one?

Reward is the satisfaction that you helped someone.

[rgmztxy]

@Utterbach venture brothers.

[Utterbach]

@rgmztxy Thankew.

[shuffmcpuff]

@Utterbach Venture Bros., son.

[chosentonessournotes]

@Utterbach Venture Brothers!

[Deradundrum]

Go walrus!

[friggincollegekid]

All of these people are at least 30... sad, very sad.

[TheLogTog]

HOLY SHIT! The tv show to the left of Michles head is The Venture Brothers!

[StanleyBradshaw]

number 2 wasnt really unintentionally hilarious... not really hilarious at all really.

[aja4079]

I can't believe "why must I cry" wasn't #1

[seriousman99]

Nearly shit my pants at number!!! that was funny as hell

[goremand]

Wait. Who was number 1?

[Masterpwnr13]

and nobody identifies professions like me! LOL!

[dmanlax20]

Try watching all 8 of these videos in full length. I couldn't do it. Flea Market Montgomery is not available which is stupid.

[jackolous]

@dmanlax20 its possible, flea market is on metacafe :D

[sevsquad]

hmm. Did anyone but me think that "little wings" was awesome?

[DrHeinzy]

@sevsquad Little wings and Mark Gormely ARE awesome.

[ACornyCrayon]

@sevsquad

I do... 

[AtariMaxiToriyama]

Bad acting at 1:29. Haha!

[dmanlax20]

I love reading arguments on youtube............

[DWSimmy]

@dmanlax20 Yeah, sorry about that...

[tev804]

THATS WHERE THAT COME FROM LMAO CLEVELAND SHOW JUST GT FUNNY

[Dontbeglum]

If you put Mark Gormley in this video then I fear he will never be for you.

[inlinesk8terboy]

what about "I eat shit"? 

[Tw1St3DSt33L]

Lemmingwinks!

[jihadexposed]

@Tw1St3DSt33L lol first thing I thought :)

[tacticaloperator12]

Stop talking like that. Radio personalities don't need to sound like a fake douche hose.

[Kharmitas]

@tacticaloperator12 Yes they do

[Bedonzela]

@Goldendriger

I'd rather people guessed what the bad word was though.

[TheSaitek96]

Jan Terri: A Nations Bitter Beauty

[NachtCrus]

little wings actually sounds kinda nice...

[samueljones79]

I love how so many of these are people trying to rap.

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

Mark Gormley is a god among men

[c4r50n1]

@PiefaceclownPrdctns I'm a man among Gods. OH SHIT.

[Medication102]

@PiefaceclownPrdctns

With that power stance of his...most...fucking... definitely.

[Bedonzela]

Swaim is a ***. And no match for the power stance.

[Goldendriger]

@Bedonzela You know you can swear on the internet, i dont think you're mom will read it ¬_¬

[CaptPlaceholder]

"My heart is open like an open book"

It's like freakin' poetry.

[AmyJayn]

I love you Swaim! You funny mother fucker.

[Barbowan]

These episodes are all really freakin' hilarious, good stuff, keep making stuff with Michael in them. He's a funny motherfucker.

Oh and I just wanted to say a good choice of background. The monitor behind Michael, playing scenes from Season 3 of the Venture Brothers. I just noticed that at the end, when I saw the opening sequence from Episode 1, Season 2.

Anywho, keep posting anything with Swaim in them, it's gold.

[Bleed090]

Honestly; Jan Terri wasn't so bad. I mean, she's no beauty queen but at least the song doesn't sound horrible and you can somewhat understand what she's singing.

[Zagart1]

That's right kids,if you sin, God won't punish you.He will kill your family,,he's a twisted mother fucker. That is the most hilarious part of this entire video lol

[Nebirias]

MARK GORMLEY!FUCK YEEEEEAH!

...I'm....I'm sorry guys, I don't know what happened. It's as if every time I saw him, his talent is instantly changed into manliness, and there's so much of it I have to get some of it out.

[bobobo878]

Funny video, but I don't see why he didn't like flea market montgomery.

[CraigMetalHead]

I didnt know Milton from Office Space had a music career... and he lost some weight too, good for you Milton.

[UberMan5000]

Jan Terri's face looks like she's perpetually disgusted. I guess it's true what my mom said when I was a kid: if you keep making that face, it'll freeze that way.

[MetalTillDeth44]

Cracked TV is easily the best comedy video series on the internet

[kennysurdad]

i got that same skull staff from a place over in cavecreek

[FailingTube]

WTF You didn't include Tay Zonday - Chocolate Rain???? ...no Tay Zonday shows your team failed in the research department.

[Dougthegoat]

@FailingTube i think that tay zonday's vid is a movie gold in comprarrison to some of these attempts!

[DWSimmy]

How the fuck do so many people like Mark Gormley? His voice sounds like peter-fucking-pan and you can barely understand what he's saying

[gorgack2000]

@DWSimmy You must be deaf to think that. Repent immediately or face the consequences.

[DWSimmy]

@gorgack2000 Really? I mean, you can hear what he's saying, but it's not always distinguishable. The videos are okay for amateur , but him, phil thomas katt, and Tommy Robinetti creep me out. The lyrics are all right, but the singing isn't great.

[DWSimmy]

@umk23 Fan-Dumb

[DWSimmy]

@umk23 Fan-Dumb

He made this list for a reason

[DWSimmy]

@umk23 OK, then try this.

I'm don't like Mark Gormley's music. I think his music is bad. I don't know how people enjoy it.

But you know what I don't like even more? Butthurt fanboys who bitch on videos that take the MILDEST crack at him, then insult me when I say I don't like his music.

[DWSimmy]

@umk23 Sorry about that last comment, I was a bit short fused. You're being childish. I don't like someone, and you have to insult me about it? It's not like I insulted YOU or anything. This isn't even about Mark Gormley anymore.

Also, what, I need a comment more awesome than music? The only person who needs to be clearer here is you.

[DWSimmy]

@umk23 But why insult my opinion? That's my opinion. I may not like Mark Gormley, but I don't have a problem with you liking him.

[DWSimmy]

@umk23 I didn't say he hasn't put enough effort into his stuff, the videos and music quality are pretty good when you consider hes using off the shelf equipment. I'm sure he puts a lot of time and effort into his stuff. It's the music itself that I don't really like.

[DWSimmy]

@umk23 Just not my style, I'm more into rock, indie, and metal.

[DWSimmy]

@umk23 Rush? Hardly, maybe if you consider 10 of their songs out of hundreds.

I would have said Bob Dylan with George Harrison.

[DWSimmy]

@umk23 He sounds like Geddy, I was thinking more of his overall style

[umk23]

@DWSimmy I mean, The Uncharted Zone is terrible with making videos, it's not Mark's fault. The sound feels like the beginning of Trees, or Part 5 or 6 of 2112.

[DWSimmy]

@umk23 THat's what I was thinking.

Anyway, I think we better wrap up this argument turned conversation, we've been hogging the comments section. Nice speaking with you, umk23

[umk23]

@DWSimmy Well. We should delete our comments for future reference.

[Catmatt4KSU]

I heart Mark Gormley.

[neongastube]

He sounds like that little annoying rocky thing from rocky and bullwinkle

[princesstamika]

@neongastube You mean a squirrel? Rocky was a squirrel. I didn't get it until years later. The 60s were a bizarre time. I always liked the voice, tho.

[DRAGONCLAN1000]

number 1 should be riskay with smell yo dick O_O

[jesusmobile2]

jan terri is a legend

[squidfanny]

Awesome!

[Fawful5]

Guys, I think Chuggo was definitely INTENDING to be hilarious.

[Littlegypzee]

@Fawful5 it does not matter his intent... the outcome is the same ----

[SuperDanMan11]

@Fawful5 No, there is no pretending when it comes to Chuggo. That is actually how he acts all the time, live shows and all. Also, he never goes into public without the staff he's holding in that video for some reason

[feedingear]

@SuperDanMan11 LOL that is gold.

[insanesuperstar]

What, no "Average Homeboy?" I, sir, feel robbed...

[gorgack2000]

Why the hell is Mark Gormley on here? This isn't a list of "best music videos on the web", right?

[duffman580]

i mean you cant doubt that the no1 video is kinda funny because of the low (very) budget and its ridiculously 80s style, but mark gormley can actually sing well, his guitar melodies are pretty, and his lyrics actually mean something. he is genuinely talented

[EnavSounds]

Dude the last one sound good.... i mean is crazy but sound good

[lolstuff64]

FLEA MARKET!!!!!!!! YAY!!!

[no1more1stories]

it's just like, a mini, mall ⦿__⦿

[nicowjensen]

@no1more1stories haha you cracked me up!....

[VanHowle]

Sweet the Venture Bros. is on in the background

[antonsaidmeatloaf]

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[stewiesbabe]

i love the walrus!!!

[lispeyboii]

i never laughed so hard at no1 in my life

[Irrenmann]

Mark Gormley's bigger than Cracked.

[Jibbaribba]

dont like

[tanya9nithreus]

LMAO "and nobody identifies professions like ME!!" XD

ahaha.. bunch of fails... chuggo a really hilarious one atleast x).

ps. wow... mark gormley must have put a lot of work and effort into his truly complex dance moves =/ bahahaha.

[RiderAndKallen]

Crusadir makes some good points that are absent from many of the songs they play on pop music channels. It is like the early days of rap when people made lyrics about suffering and trying to make something of themselves.

[A7Xiisluvv]

the last guy looked like the rapist from "the lonely bones" hahaha

[bhickman6]

Too much yakking, not enough video.

[bhickman6]

Too much yakking, not enough video.

[holycow818181]

I find this video strangely inspirational. It almost makes me want to go out and make my own music video, knowing that it's unlikely to be much worse than these.

[littleicyman]

I bought this cane from Party City!

[drook666]

FAILS

[munkyinvasion]

Is that Archer in the background?

[realfreakaynaughtay]

Little wing, can you make the flight?

[southsydney]

little wings is badass. did u know mark gormley was a marine? im not joking look it up on wikipedia.

[waschi007]

Number 3 is awesome!!

[Aquabat117]

at 2:03, I actually have that exact staff for a halloween costume...

pretty F***in' sick huh?

[tanya9nithreus]

LMFAO AT #5!!! AHAHAHAHA!! XDD "see that guy with the bible - that's called a priest! and nobody identifies professions like me!!" ROFL!!!! seriously!!! XD you may think it's weird, but i can't stop frickin laughing at that one XDDD

talking about LMFAO, AHAHHAHAHHAA at LITTLE WINGS!!! XDDD damn! i really admire his complex dance LOL!!

[MinniePancake]

Keanu Reeves got husky

[MinniePancake]

Wow, Keanu Reeves got husky

[ilikefoodxD]

LOL I just saw #8 today. Man, #3 was awesome. hahaha.

[ciccarello]

idk what ur talkin bout #3 was awesome lol

[NOUATV]

you should watch the video of me reacting to this video lol

[chosentonessournotes]

No, we shouldn't.

[B1234567B]

Flea Market Montgomery. Awesome!

[saachica07]

@B1234567B i love that the cleveland show did a parody of it... hilarious

[CrankUpTheAmps]

ha! Dude, what do you use to edit your vids?

[DynamiteKid156]

This video is so wrong. That number one video is the greatest thing I've EVER SEEN.

[GaBB0256]

i love the walrus! XD

[MrGuywithCap]

WHY MUST I CRYYYYY! .........randomly falling and reloading gun!

[Hudoste]

Lol "So cold in the D" reminds me that D is short for "Dupa" which means ass in polish XDDD

[GaBB0256]

get it right. its 'so cold in the duh' XD

[Hudoste]

@GaBB0256 Well, in Polish it is pronounced "duh" so yeah!

[straightMKchamp]

Yeah right man, Chuggo doesn't deserve this! He's a good rapper! He came from canada man, and he's a real ra- COME ON FUCK A GUY!

[HoganQuake]

Watch the full Little Wings song, the end cracks me up everytime

[gexofdoom13]

If it were genetically possible, what with Swaim being an android and me being a male, I would bear that man's children!

[bytor7770]

in a later episode beginning he's looking for a woman who will bear his seed to term, you may want to contact him

[Trapmaker677]

lol

[ClamAttack]

swaim is my idol!