The monkey plays with a couple of sticks and a dried up turd until all of a sudden he realizes ... he's in a cage and all these people are staring at him and knocking on the glass and getting on his nerves.
Yeah, I keep getting such reactions, y'know, the dark thing... I guess I must have a bit of a dark side, as we all do... sometimes dark is good.. as with chocolate. Green and Black makes a cooking chocolate that is perfectly good for eating plain. try it! Not to get all off topic, but, all roads lead to chocolate.
I'll keep G&B in mind.. though isn't cooking chocolate pretty strong? I generally like 65-70% cocoa. 80 and above become very earthy tasting. Must go digging through the cupboards now for chocolate.
Yeah, it is very strong, notes of coffee bean, minerals, peat bog. 80% or better is a wondrous pure chocolatey experience. Illegal in 11 states... There's one with 87%... that's very special.
Win
ryder1818 1 year ago
ur mean u loser styranitar1314 shut yu mouth!
CutieMias09 2 years ago
omg that scared the shit outta me and i saw many scary movies 0_o
styranitar1314 2 years ago
the monkey awakes...goes to his 9-5 job at mcdonalds...comes home...
and repeat
the7thwreck 3 years ago
i can't eat there. though sometimes my programming from childhood gives me a craving.
ghostwise 3 years ago
you arent missing out...apart from the cancers they secretly put in the food....
the7thwreck 3 years ago
secretly, not so secretly.
thanks for subbing.
ghostwise 3 years ago
Why is his ass talking?
CustomizedCameron 3 years ago
That really makes me think...
good memoir. :)
Atamagahen08 3 years ago 2
The most deepest quote of all time.
StewartLucrative 3 years ago
I'm scared O.o
baboonswet 3 years ago
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Cosmeticing 3 years ago
Lol, I didn't realize until now.
That comment was pointed towards ViVaLaGlAm5678.
Sorry for any misunderstandings.
Cosmeticing 3 years ago
*tear* SO INSPIRATIONAL! lol but seriously, very poetic :D
catlover7908 3 years ago
MUAHAHAHA. Very nice. xD
Runxuan 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
EW U R CREEPY
ViVaLaGlAm5678 3 years ago
Shut the fuck up. Really.
yyutti 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Wow. You're not even funny.
emoleafsfan 3 years ago
The monkey plays with a couple of sticks and a dried up turd until all of a sudden he realizes ... he's in a cage and all these people are staring at him and knocking on the glass and getting on his nerves.
carbert68 3 years ago
..and then what?
ghostwise 3 years ago
whatever you say, crazy guy
grdgome 3 years ago
Wow.
Way to make sense
hellaAustin 3 years ago
Thanks!
ghostwise 3 years ago
The monkey spanks.
gregarious24 3 years ago
The monkey smiles.
ghostwise 3 years ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
QuestionMarkCo 3 years ago
...So what you're saying is that you like eating bananas? And by bananas, I mean you-know-what.
This will get thumbs downed. SCORE!
thewinekone 3 years ago
I HATE Banana flavoured cough syrup!!!!!
ghostwise 3 years ago
better than cough syrup flavored icecream i'd suspect.
pimplywimp 3 years ago
there goes another memoir...
Water buffalo has been counting again.
Carebeer 3 years ago
i had to put thumbs up, and you know what else went up...my general morale.
pimplywimp 3 years ago
TWK is a master of reverse psychology. :)
ghostwise 3 years ago
Don't ever touch me inappropriately.
:):):)
thewinekone 3 years ago
Must resist the perverse reverse!!!!!
ghostwise 3 years ago
You can't resist me. You know that. Next time we meet, I'll have you on the dance floor.
WAIT. Now that I think about it... I wonder why you wanted me to dance with you. Hmmm.
thewinekone 3 years ago
All I can say is it's fun to dance!
Honestly, it wasn't like I was expecting you and Molly to invite me back to your hotel room.
ghostwise 3 years ago
It's thewinekone. O_O
talkissos 3 years ago
I love the six-word stories.
lisasimpson 3 years ago
:) Theys are fun.
ghostwise 3 years ago
Thought provoking, as always!
hlouiser 3 years ago
Great to hear. :)
ghostwise 3 years ago
Interesting... Good to see another video!
tupello9 3 years ago
There's another in the works.. which you'll particularly like. :)
ghostwise 3 years ago
Oh really? Cool- its defiantly an interesting and thought provoking idea...
tupello9 3 years ago
:) the monkey is stirring
pimplywimp 3 years ago
it's my year, baby!
ghostwise 3 years ago
it's your entire lifetime!!!
pimplywimp 3 years ago
Little stories pack a poetic punch.
DrHeidegger 3 years ago
Lovely. :)
ghostwise 3 years ago
interestingly Deep.
Well Done Chris.
n00bfr4gg3r 3 years ago
Thanks Miller. :)
ghostwise 3 years ago
this is harder than it seemed.
Carebeer 3 years ago
is that yours? :)
ghostwise 3 years ago
that, or this one is also good for me...
I hate when they're not sober.
Carebeer 3 years ago
Hmmm, pretty dark.
ghostwise 3 years ago
Yeah, I keep getting such reactions, y'know, the dark thing... I guess I must have a bit of a dark side, as we all do... sometimes dark is good.. as with chocolate. Green and Black makes a cooking chocolate that is perfectly good for eating plain. try it! Not to get all off topic, but, all roads lead to chocolate.
Carebeer 3 years ago
I'll keep G&B in mind.. though isn't cooking chocolate pretty strong? I generally like 65-70% cocoa. 80 and above become very earthy tasting. Must go digging through the cupboards now for chocolate.
ghostwise 3 years ago
Yeah, it is very strong, notes of coffee bean, minerals, peat bog. 80% or better is a wondrous pure chocolatey experience. Illegal in 11 states... There's one with 87%... that's very special.
Carebeer 3 years ago
Is it really illegal in 11 states?
That sounds way too strong for me.. or at least it's a bit of a different experience than indulging in some 70% dark.
ghostwise 3 years ago
Nah, not illegal, I'm just playin, but it is a powerful chokky experience.
Carebeer 3 years ago
Interesting reminds us of the Google monkeys who keep creating those error pages lol! :) David and Charmaine
DandCVideos 3 years ago
heh, interesting parallel.
ghostwise 3 years ago
Excellent!!!
proffmongo 3 years ago
Hoorah!
ghostwise 3 years ago
the water buffalo says Hey, long time no...
Carebeer 3 years ago
water buffalo never learned to count :P
ghostwise 3 years ago
Oh, I get it... sometimes it takes me a little while.
Hmm.
Ok.
Water buffalo says, Nice vid, Monkey.
Carebeer 3 years ago
:) Yes!
But what's your 6 word memoir?
ghostwise 3 years ago
The monkey purrs, the banana's hers.
guitar2adam 3 years ago
hmm, this can't be your memoir.. unless you were/are a girl?!?
ghostwise 3 years ago
Welcome back, friend.
TomSka 3 years ago
Thanks, Tom.
ghostwise 3 years ago
didn't quite get that but cool :)
alex6758 3 years ago
it's my life's story in 6 words! :P
ghostwise 3 years ago
hm...
sforden 3 years ago
...umm.
ghostwise 3 years ago