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  • this is funny

  • they don't bleep any words other than nigger or i guess nigga. you're insulting your audience by insinuating we can't accept the point of the joke. you wanna edit all the n words outta tom sawyer too? grow some balls! they say fuck all the time.

  • @Toxlcjoker95 They have tried to censor Tom Sawyer several times

  • Red states are angry white man blue states are sad white men that try to persuade the rest of the country to be angry or sad

  • @jacksonrrr

    Red states are angry white men who have the balls to stand up to what negroes are doing to it with their degenerate behavior and culture, crime, abuse of the welfare system, and most of all their assault on human beings.

  • @AlabamaConfederacy Dude see it's people like you and ignorance like this that make me hate politics do something with your life

  • they got the suit-fit totally accurate

  • seriously dont Steele look like the penquin in the batman series? LOL go homeys

  • @sweepatatas sweep you willing to show a few pics? Doubt it so please just stop talking like noone cares. noone looks at Steele and is like OMG he's ugly, just like a bunch of other people in politics

  • peice peece peeze LOL 

  • no its PEACE as in knock off your dumb shit stupid fuck

  • Steele is a worthless peice of dog crap. He is one ugly homey

  • @sweepatatas

    "peice"? Don't you mean, "piece"?

    Steele is worthless, huh? Well, coming from somebody who can't even spell a simple word like "piece" right, your insults can't be taken literal.

    I know "tea baggers" that can spell better than you. ;)

  • That guy sounds just like Michael Steele xD

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  • More black people should become Republicans. After all, most of them hate gays.

  • 0:24!!!!!

  • reps are all idiots its that simple

  • Go See: "Nomination Fraud"

  • Plus, we dont all keep our "BOOM BOX" (boom boxes are so 1980's) on blasts! I met Michael Steel a few times and found him to be Highly intelligent, very tall ( about 6'5ft. or so) and the type of person I wish my kids will grow up to emulate. He should of been the 1st. "REAL BLACK AMERCIAN born President" in stead of the educated FOOL we have now!!!

  • I dont know what to think after seeing that clip. However, one thing for sure, it was very well done. lots of misnomer about the young black male should be put to rest that we 're all under educated and cant speak the KING'S language .Also , that we all play basketball & listen to RAP MUSIC, (which I dont) !

  • Dems and GOP are controlled from the top by the New World Order ELECTIONS are a rigged joke... Wake up...

  • LMAO @ the crossover @ 0:20.

  • @astewart2005 HAHAHAHAH!!!!! He just falls down ahahahaah!!!!

  • 1. Dont be a rasist fuck

    2. to all the white people out there stop kissing ass cause you feel bad grow some ballz

  • Kill a nigger for Jesus

  • dont you really mean a jue..? ( oh please im sorry have nothing agains jues it just was too ovious )

  • Please check out my song called "Democrato". Thanks

  • Steele has a pretty nice crossover

  • BALLIN"!!!

  • lmao

  • "Oh DIP! It's Rhymz Time!"

    Lolz! Nobody's used "Oh dip" since the '90s!

  • Both Parties are full of shit Mike Thief . stop bull shitting people with their cons and yours, and fuck cackbama

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  • I want to go ballin' with EM STEELE!

  • lol

  • lol , that steele for you, he try to cite the first black baseball player as a republican and Jon Stewart brings up a acticle wrote by hin at the time saying republicans used token Negros to try to advance there causes.

  • Im an NRA playa but I neva pull tha trigga

  • Das him alright! LOL

  • I am conservative and think this idea of "going after" the hip-hop vote is terrible. Different value system. Funny story. I heard a song that said Bush was a warmonger, then he rapped about how he wanted to kill someone for not respecting him...all in the same verse. Honestly, no truly respectable people would listen to hip hoppers on politics anyway. Oh, wait...I forgot about the last election! Sad. And we blame America's problems now on Republicans.

  • racist

  • Racist? No, I'm not a racist at all. Hip hop has a different set of values that contradict family values...at least the current version of hip hop. The hip hop genre now only promotes lust, greed, individualism, and showing off. I know, I used to like it.

  • IM BLACK AND I THINK THE SAME

  • "The hip hop genre now only promotes lust, greed, individualism, and showing off."

    Wow! It's just like the Republican Party! Sounds like they were made for each other to me.

  • @DrArchivist Lol! Funny! Same way the Democrats only promote codependency, ambiguous universal rights, and play to the vote not steeped in technical knowledge. But I do like the way my comment mimics the stereotype of repubs by demos. I should have seen that coming.

  • Yeah, you should have. But given that you're a Republican who's probably already thought all kinds of crazy things like the war in Iraq would be over in a few weeks, tax cuts for the rich would make us all wealthy, and that Bush was a great president, well, I can't expect too much from you.

    Just work on that right left right left thing with your feet while you walk for now, and later we'll work on the rest.

  • @DrArchivist Actually, I'm not a Republican, and you are talking out of your &*)#. You apparently don't watch current events, but then criticize them later on. No one at the time thought the war was going to end in "a few weeks," and apparently you are smarter than all those economists (as well as your economics class) that approved the idea of the tax cuts. (might I add all those tax cuts weren't just for the rich)

    And that last part is unintelligible.

  • Oh please. No thought that the Iraq War would be over in a few weeks? That's a pile of shit. Does Bush staning on the deck of an aircraft carrier in a flight suit with a crotch stuffed full of sicks under a banner reading "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" ring a bell?

    That was only a few weeks after the war started, in case you weren't aware.

    "I'll bet you

  • Oh and I meant to say crotch stuffed full of socks. I just have a hard time thinking of Bush's crotch without thinking of the word sick.

  • Actually, the mission in Iraq was to get Saddam Hussein out of power. When that was done, Bush did his "Mission Accomplished" stuff. What you are referring to (I'm guessing) was the nation-building part of it...which ALWAYS comes AFTER a war! (See Germany, Korea, Japan, etc, where we are STILL at) But the mission was to get him out of power...and that speech was based on that. But yes, fighting still went on there after, though this was a new fight...nation building.

  • Wow, and you say you're not a Republican? Only a Republican can spin absolute and complete bullshit like that. What a pathetic way to rewrite history. You're actually trying to tell me that Bush and the media weren't trying to say the war was really over, but only one phase of it? You are a clown, and that is all I have to say.

  • Apparently you don't know anything about wars or what was said that led us up to the war. If you think our goal was to make a democratic state out of it, you might need to practice those reading skills. Again::THE WAR WAS TO GET HUSSEIN OUT OF POWER! Once that was done, we could have left. We, the supposed nice guys stayed to organize the country.

    Either stop watching cable news, or learn to understand what reality is without the help of the liberal news media.

  • "Major combat operation in Iraq have ended..." That was what was said by Bush on the aircraft carrier. Not "Phase one of the war has ended, but we still have a long and bloody struggle ahead of us to build a democracy in Iraq."

    Sorry dude, but the Iraq War was sold to the public because they said it would be a quick and easy campaign. Lies, lies lies, and more lies. Kind of like what you're doing. No wonder you like them so much.

  • It's about truth actually. Apparently you think because Bush didn't look into the future and see Iran sending insurgents, this makes him a liar. The major combat fighting WAS over, because the leader of the country was now out of power. Now, if you call the civilian alley bombers actual organized combat fighters, you need help. If you come in my house to kill me, then kill me, but my neighbor comes in and fights you...you have still won. Fighting my neighbor is a new battle.

  • Oh come on. You actually going to try and tell me Bush didn''t lie us into that war? Whether or not he lied about major combat operations being over or he really is just that big of an idiot to actually believe it doesn't matter. He's a liar no matter which way you slice it. Countless people were saying that our case against Saddam's WMD (which by the way, was our legal justification for war) was either extremely thin or outright bogus. Bush didn't care, he wanted war. End of story.

  • Just that big of an idiot? How many wars have you been in? How many times in history have we went and taken a leader out, and had to face a crazy insurgency. Honestly, your knowledge of history is scant.

    And legal justification for war??? What??? Again, if you would have paid attention to the news you'd know that Hussein broke various sanctions against him, shot down a few of our planes (killing our soldiers), and SLAUGHTERED OVER 2 MIL OF HIS OWN PEOPLE. Justification for war?????

  • There is nothing crazy about defending your home from an illegal foreign invasion.

  • "Apparently you think because Bush didn't look into the future and see Iran sending insurgents, this makes him a liar. "

    No, what makes him a liar is the fact that he repeatedly told lies about the WMD. That he couldn't forsee the insurgency just means he's a moron. Anytime you invade another country, you should always prepare for resistance. Or didn't you learn that with all of your self-proclaimed knowledge of history?

  • @DrArchivist The same information that was given to Bush was also given to the Congressional (Intelligence) Committee. Democrats also voted for the war, except those who will ALWAYS vote no to any war for any reason. And we are talking about foreign and domestic insurgencies. And this event is unparalleled in history except for Vietnam. Tell me. In your opinion, when is war ever justified?

  • When is war justified? Shit, lame question. We're not talking about 'war" in a generic sense. We're talking about this war. We had no U.N. approval to launch it. We had no legal reason to launch it. Can you give me an actual LEGAL law that says we had a right to invade Iraq? And if we did, then why didn't the rest of the world go along with us? Fuck Bush's bullshit coalition of the strong armed and bribed. Only England really committed anything to the war.

  • @DrArchivist

    Clinton waged a unilateral war on Kosovo without UN approval.

  • @Publicpolicymajor

    Who gives a fuck what Clinton did? What makes you think I support him either? I'm tired of warmongering, rich, corporate worshipping asshats running the country, regardless of what party they come from.

  • @DrArchivist

    Yea, I'm tired of democrats and lobbyists writing policies that benefits them.

    Yea, those dems love war mongering. We're still in Kosovo a lot longer than we've been in Iraq thanks to Clinton.

  • And btw, you need to actually know history before you tell someone they are re-writing it.

    Common sense would tell you when we end a war, we stay there afterward.  I actually grew up in Germany due to a war. Some of my friends lived in Korea, Japan.

    And about your comment of "only a republican can spin absolute...bs like that." Anyone that summary dismisses half of the country is not steeped in reality, sir.

  • LOL, I definitely dismiss the half of the country that was stupid enough to vote for an imbecilic child for president twice, denies the reality of global warming, and thinks Creationism is true science as being half witted idiots, yes. And I feel no reservation in doing so.

  • Very good, you pretty much called about 75% of Americans stupid and at least half the scientists in the world dumb at the same time. And this is coming from someone who has Dr. in his profile name. I would change the arhivist in your name to hubris. It fits you better.

  • Listen to the quote again moron. "Major combat operations in Iraq have ENDED." Is that what happened? You know, you can spin this monumental blunder any way you want it, but you're a fool. The Iraq War was sold to the American people as a quick and easy campaign and it was done on the premise of eliminating Iraq's WMD threat. Period.

    Would you care to list a source for that statistic you cite about how Saddam slaughtered 2 million of his own people? Make it a good source please.

  • I'm sorry that in your extensive research of the history of wars, you still allowed someone to talk you into believing that any war is short?! And SPIN?? You are talking about CITIZENS attacking US troops, not Iraqi military forces. If Major Combat =War, Iraq has been in war for almost 100 yrs! (btw, all you have cited are democrat talking points...)

    I don't expect you to research Hussein's humanitarian crimes, but I won't do that to you. A simple google of his name would confirm that.

  • Oh, I know all about Saddam's crimes. And I also know that we really didn't give a shit about them until he no longer played for our team. His crimes are also our crimes, seeing as how we supported him for all those years. And now, when a spoiled frat boy with strong ties to the oil industry and who's got to prove that he's a bigger man than daddy decides to invade, I'm supposed to just believe that's it's really all about freedom?

    Well, I'm not that stupid. If you are, that's your problem.

  • I'm sorry dude, but you really weren't paying attention to the rhetoric back then if you honestly don't think that this war was sold as being an easy and quick victory. I believe it was Bill O'Reilly that offered a bet to anyone willing to take him up on it that military action in Iraq wouldn't last longer than week. That was just one voice. There were many others.

  • Do you get that we're not in the nation building phase and never have been? We've been in the fighting a war phase and that has never ended. You cite World War 2 as an example, but the nation building phase there began AFTER the fighting was over.

  • That's the stupidest comment I have seen on here.  Apparently you didn't see the Iraq ELECTIONS not 2 days ago, or the ones in Afghanistan. Or Japan, Germany, Korea, Haiti...actually any country in the world since the Monroe Doctrine.

  • I'll take your answer to mean no, you don't have a source for your claim that Saddam slaughtered 2 million of his own people. And I guess you didn't notice the car bombing in Iraq just a few days ago? Oh, you are still aware that those go on pretty much every week in Iraq aren't you? Did they have that under Saddam? It must be fun to be able to sit back and ignore the constant carnage from behind your computer. Unfortunately, the Iraqis don't have that opportunity.

  • You ask: "Did they have that [car bombs] under Saddam?" Excellent question. No, there wasn't alot of car bombs when Hussein was in power. Instead Hussein had "rape rooms," torture chambers, public executions, be-headings political assassinations, assassinations of the families of those he assassinated, chemical weapons used on his citizens, killings of all his generals, genocide of Kurds & the descendants of the original Mesopotamians, destruction of antiquities. Oh, and killing US troops.

  • Yes, and guess what? They still have all those things. Not just the ones we set up after we invaded and benevolently liberated them from Saddam's torture by replacing it with our own, but there's plenty of clans and militias that engage in torture on a regular basis in Iraq. Google "U.N. report on torture in Iraq if you want to see.

  • @DrArchivist Ahh, I get what you are saying now. So, to you, there is nothing wrong with an authoritarian dictator who should be able to kill at will to keep social order in his country. In other words, to you, the idea of those people having freedom to set up their own govt, there should be instead an a Stalin or Hitler figure to force his will and racisms on the land. I'm not saying the situation there is at all ideal, but you think force is a better substitute.

  • Sorry buddy, but unless there's an overwhelming humanitarian crisis going on, which there wasn't in Iraq at the time of the invasion if you don't count the U.N. sanctions, then they need to fight there own shit. Time and again we've seen that when foreign powers intervene in other nations, the results are often very bad. And I don't believe for one minute that we're actually there to spread "freedom." More like grab some oil and use freedom as an excuse.

  • Elections. LOL. I'm sure that mean a hell of a lot to the people that keep getting blown up. Whoo hoo, I can vote now...BOOM!

    Captain Patriot says, "TASTE THE FREEDOM BABY!"

  • ROFL excellent!

  • Smith and Ninth on the F and G

  • That was brillient!

    favoriting that

  • Republicans?bush?Palin/Jesus FREAKS... STAY AWAY FROM WASH,DC.... Your all Toxic Waste

  • REPUBLICANS!!!

  • lol "i go to private school!"

  • Why do Republicans still think they are relevant?

  • i bet you you have had family thats on welfare you fucking idiot. in fact id say that about 90% of all welfare loving, teen pregnancy having white trash are republican. its funny you say somebody has to fight fags when im sure any so-called fag can beat your ass up.

  • Ease up on the jets Turbo, just because you're right doesn't mean you should be a jackass about it.

    But yeah, it is kind of ironic how much more government money red states take than blue states do.

  • @manbearpig8402 Ever notice how theres alot more red than blue states???? Maybe thats why.

  • yeah, fighting fire with fire never works. and i agree with manbearpig, you're totally correct, Anger just turns people off sometimes, altough it shows passion!

  • Because they make up close to 45% of America. And if that's not a high enough percentage to be relevant, then I'm guessing that you don't think the gay, black, latino, Asian, or Muslim communities are relevant either?????

  • If your parents were NAZIS would you love NAZIS too?

  • Yes. And I'd also love to capitalize NAZIS as you love to capitalize NAZIS.

  • lol, well I guess that says alot about your political beliefs, I wonder how many republicans are NAZIS? Demoncrats arent much different tho, so you've got sooo much more in common with them than I do.....

  • other black republicans = condi rice and colin powell ...i think there are three

  • "well I'm mike steele another black politician" lmao

  • yo im in AP classes haha

  • I Hate Democrats

  • As a republican I thought this was funny because it was so outrageous. I doubt the OPs agree with my politics, but I laughed. Good job.

  • Most Republicans don't agree with their own politics.

  • Republicans = the American Taliban

  • @6oatFaulkers

    O' man, did you see how those white union workers beat up that black in the wheelchair waving the American flag? Man, that's what being a democrat is all about!

  • @Publicpolicymajor Thought that was republicans :). Anti-health care nuts throwing dollar bills at a man that needed help? Yeah I did see that

  • @BrokenPuzzle

    Yea, and I see rationing of care coming when a woman in Ohio that's on the public healthcare system denying her cancer treatment due to lack of state funding.

  • @Publicpolicymajor Indeedie, both parties suck when it comes to healthcare. Obama's just moving closer and closer to the right - it's actually kind of unsettling. But, Republicans are still the WORST of the two evils, if they had it their way the copreations would rule the US, and there would be nothing avilable for well anyone that's rich.

  • @BrokenPuzzle

    Reading your comment, I felt my IQ drop.

    You say corporations favor the GOP? That's funny, because democrats are exceeding in fundraising from rich lobbyists than the GOP.

  • @Publicpolicymajor

    Your I.Q dropped from 0 to .005 ?

  • @6oatFaulkers

    Na. Your comment displayed that you had no sign of intelligence. I'm glad you deleted it! It just made you look stupid. ;)

  • @Publicpolicymajor

    according to you, your the idiot

  • @6oatFaulkers

    Right... Coming from someone who can't distnguish between "you're" and "your". A possessive pronoun and a conjuction, I would say that "you're the idiot.

  • @6oatFaulkers democrates = Soviet Russia

  • @m15a1nv

    Societ russia>?? doesnt make sense, you stupid hick... explain why communist china powns america then ?...

  • @6oatFaulkers oh yes china powns america because they have sensored tv radio and internet and most everything govt.controled you stupid fucking left nut why dont you go live in fuckin china and il bet youll love the Repubs after you commie scumbag

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  • @6oatFaulkers

    China isn't a super power yet; but, when they do become one, it's because they are reforming their economy to become privatized and opening their markets to free trade.

  • @m15a1nv That made no sense

  • @BrokenPuzzle stupid kid thinks china is better

  • republicans are idiots

  • THe slave bank counterfiets money loans it to thier shill implanted polititions charging intrest on the loans. The people submit to tax theft to pay back these counterfiet loans plus intrest under duress and extortion. The sheeple blat demo rat or republic rat. Its all very funny.

  • Absolutely. US paid the tax theft to the UN in the amount $906 million (with interest) as a late annual fee to UN. US pays 23% of the UNS's operating costs each year. US owes China trillions. This "Ponzi Scheme" well enslave our childrens children. The Government will preside over its peoples like Child Protective services presides over our children.

  • Debt issue, tax theft, simply debt slave control tools used by the few to control all of humanity.

  • I truly like this comment. You went right after the sugar in the sap. Saudia Arabia owns 70% of the US, as well. All these rules, regulations, laws and policies......to continue the process of creating more debt. Go to google and read, "Twilight of the Psychopaths".

  • Too close to TRUTH. not that funny...

  • that was FUNNY!

  • lol ap classes, private school.

  • pretty funny stuff. not nasty politics but funny stuff

  • Im an NRA player but i never pull the trigger lol

  • so funny

  • its rhymez time

  • Apparently Mark Sanford has been ballin the court, if you know what I mean......

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  • whats the song that plays when he's BALLIN

  • Jump Around by House of Pain OR Cypress Hill, both sang it

  • I guess Mark Sanford got all those skills when he was in Argentina.

  • Damn you beat me to it.

  • Man I'm in AP classes xD

    I guess Mr. Steele met with the wrong people :D

  • lol ap classes

  • This is spirited fun.

    One thing: To the kid who plays Steele: Well done, but I would suggest you hone it, get it more like Steele. Watch him again and again. He's funny. All you gotta do is DO HIM to a T. What makes him funny is the weird conflict between his lingo and his delievery.

    Good luck!

  • im in ap classes

  • can you give my some of those republi"cans" so i cant get as drunk as the repubs

  • That rap gets me every time.

  • Michael Steels is such a token to the GOP...

  • Agreed.

  • BALLIN!!!!!

  • Stanford FTMFW!!!

  • Show of hands...who's on house arrest? Welfare? LOL

  • The best part is Sanford hanging from the basketball net after the dunk....gets me every freakin time!

  • Sanford has straight RHYMEZ, dawg.

  • LMAOOO

  • you got my vote dawg!!! lmfao!

  • He really did look like Steele at the beginning

  • lol

    you i'm in AP classes

  • haha

  • lol...another black polotician!

  • nothing sweeter