The 3 Rules of the Internet

[hgfits]

35. The only exception to 34 is the citation of 34 its self. 36. If there is no porn of it. It will be made. Finally 42. There is furry porn of it. Absolutely no exceptions.

[hgfits]

34. There is porn of it. No exception.

[LazNinja212]

Few rules of the internet

1. Don't talk about /b/

2. Don't talk about /b/

3. We are Anonymous

4. Anonymous is legion

5. Anonymous never forgives

24. Every repost is a repost of a repost

50. It needs more Desu No Exceptions

57. Nothing is sacred

[GihanGanno]

There is a Sparta remix of everything.

[Artificialpotatosack]

what about the other 62?

[MarcosCompost]

this was so great

[Darkfeather21]

Rules of the Internet:

1. Boobs rule everything, except forr the stuff that actually matters.

2. Don't feed the trolls.

3. Chuck Norris jokes all suck, and will get you banned from most forums.

4. DON'T feed the trolls.

36. If it exists, there is porn of it.

37. DO NOT feed the trolls.

64. Every fictional male has a female version, and vice verso.

65. Under no circumstances should you EVER feed the trolls.

[Kingoffholland]

@Darkfeather21

what if you DID feed the trolls? :D

[Mcheetah]

RULES OF THE INTERNET:

The Prime Rule - Boobs rule everything around us.

Two - The only opinion that matters is your own. Open-Mindedness and friendly debates have no place, here!

Three - (If male) Girls belong in the kitchen.

Three - (if female) 100% of all guys on the internet are pigs.

Four - Chuck Norris

Five - Subscribe or Die

Six - The government and Apple is watching you at all times. Keep the porn tasteful.

[mrblue251]

Fred disappeared once no one cared. Why cant everyone NOT care about justin beiber? or Rebeca Black?

[Tundragrass]

You forgot Rule Zero "Dont fuck with cats, Or we will find you."

[spartancheesay1337]

@Tundragrass lolkitten

[zachmcglothlin]

these rules are false the OP is a faggot

[galvatronic2]

Just why can't you talk about /b/ again?

[Pyro25100]

@123rlan123 Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, it will be created.

[zikman01]

Nice song man !

[vetoshnikoff]

Simple rules of Internet..

1. Men are men

2. Women are men

3. Kids are FBI agents..

[GamerCall]

i prefer rule 34

[dntreply2me]

The first rule of the internet is, you do not talk about the internet. The second rule of the internet is, you DO NOT talk about the internet. The third rule of the internet is If the internet says stop, goes limp, taps out, the internet is over.

[arasuki1337]

OP is a fag.

Anonymous does not

Recognize u.

[123rlan123]

Rule 34: there is a porn of it, no exception.

[joetjoepboy]

if every fail has boobs, well:

WHERE THE F*CK ARE THE B**BS~!!!!!!!11

[joetjoepboy]

every fail has boobs. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BOOBS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joetjoepboy]

you just trolld me asshole!!!

that are NOT THE INTERNET RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you are to low for anoinymus

[BabiesFallingOver]

>.< I love it! So true. I subscribed. ^.^

[lpgott8]

FOORcing syllables togehtertomake asong does not countasagenuine song and yousoundlike a tard.

[mumbles005]

rule 3: ???

rule 4: profit

[mbe102]

Wow... this is solid man! Awesome stuff.

[SigneRobertson]

There are only three rules that matter.

1. Do not talk about /b/

2. Do NOT talk about /b/

34. There is porn of it. No exeptions.

Catchy song though.

[cifeso]

@SigneRobertson

Pretty sure that you just broke rules 1 and 2.

[SigneRobertson]

@cifeso Well played.

[infinitepwnage]

rule #3 youtube consists mainly of trolls of the homosexual variety that get off on trolling other trolls who are themselves trolling fellow trolls who troll trolls trolling trolls trolls trolls trolling a troll's troll on a hot mid-troll day.

[kinneyman4]

rule #3

we are anonymous

[KOTTONMOUTHKlNG]

@kinneyman4

get the hell outta here

[KizameVenture]

@Triconick You just broke Rules 1&2, I don't care if this is not a raid. But anyway, Cool story bro

[Zxii]

Faggot.

[ItisPointless]

You just broke 1&2 fucking idiot.

[Zxii]

Faggot.

[lopagof]

If it exists, there is porn of it on the internet. No exceptions. (Yes, I saw your mother naked. No, I didn't enjoy it.)

[Skittershit]

You suck

[redcodefinal]

@lopagof  I enjoyed it.

[Fyourbeliefs]

@lopagof if there is no porn of it yet, it will be created

[hifatpeople]

@Fyourbeliefs little einsteins, telitubbies, nascar, and howdy doody. Rule 41? Rule 51? Oh god.

[claimore22]

if it exist there is porn on it / with it

[GoldenshadowTC]

Epic. And true. Rule 34 applies.

[ProcrastinatorE]

Rule #3: Just because people can spell, it doesn't mean that they will.

Awesome video. I might just have to buy the MP3 when I get some money.

[sentenal01]

Rule 3: 4 there is porn of everything, no exceptions.

[paperjack93]

rule 3 - you can't unsee things

[STangoFox]

Cool story bro!

[Deleronmma]

WE NEED RULE 34!

[perwiratempur]

need rule 34 here plz

[penelo1185]

im 12 whats this

[KaylaxInxWonderland]

Rule #3: There will always be lulzcows.

[CartCollector]

rule #3: curiosity can be a bad thing. For instance, clicking random links can show you things that are so horrifying you won't be able to forget them.

[AnSuperhero]

rule #3: dont ask for people to do things for you and expect anything good back

good song, though - i know i enjoyed it

[bull068]

This is pure faggotry. Kill yourself.

[AluminumJacket]

Rule 34 of the Internet: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

[invincibleseth]

What about rule 34 and 35? Those two rules are probably the most important.

[adrianchen19888]

nice life

[shkrekwin]

This song describes exactly how I spend my many hours in the basement.

[Lars1993]

even if he can't sing he is saying the truth

also fuck rule 1 and 2 everyone knows about 4chan and will get to know about it in no time

fuck off with your "oldfag" shit

[mcemij]

Do not speak of 4chan.

[Lars1993]

i do not follow rule 1 and 2 faggot.

you mentioned the site yourself you have now broken rule 1 and 2 by mentioning the site's name.

dumbass.

[a7xfandan]

GTFO MY INTERNET FAGGOT

[Lars1993]

how about a no?

[LivingDeadVideos]

Rule 1 and 2 is for raids, new fag.

[Lars1993]

yes i realize this, like "the great Habbo raid"

it only applies for raids.

[Owneador1337]

DURR I'M 16 AND I MEAN BUSINESS.

[Lars1993]

failing at meme

[Owneador1337]

Butthurt underage b&

[PlatinumJestar]

Yay I love Monkeys

[merzer131]

This song is so fucking true.

Rule #3: Everytime you think you saw the sickest most disgusting thing EVER on the internet, you will be surpsised yet again.

[pewmanfustudios]

Really good and enjoyable.  As for rule #3, I agree with rurikdynasty on Rule #34. If it exists, there is a porn for it.

[almafuertegmailcom]

Rule 97:

Dirty Jews with no talent will find the internets and write unfunny, unoriginal songs about it.

[joemama142]

learn the rules. oh and your forcing creativity into a piled mush that is your music.

[rurikdynasty]

Rule 34 there is porn of everything

now add it in your song

[lopagof]

You broke rules 1 & 2 idiot.

[Pontus900]

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

[hsbakshi402]

you just broke them

[Sanref]

@ZZZblob you fucking newfag

[ZZZblob]

i is so sorry

[kjfcijsidjisjbiojsoi]

GHEY!

[gham619]

cool song i added it a playlist. 2 me The internet is kinda like las vegas mixed with fight club most of what happens here stays here, your not surpose to talk about it but you will...& usually if its your first day on the internet you have to waste time.

[sunset261]

There is an actual list of rules to the internet. i will tell you the first two because that would break the first two.

[FPSPCGamer15]

rule #3 the will always be porn

[jpomail]

See rule 47 of the internet.

Google it Bitch

[hornmadden]

Rule 35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made.

[tokwok2]

@hornmadden on 4chan

[WitfulThought]

It needs more Desu, no exceptions.

[LoboEye]

Rule# 34 There is Porn of it, No exeptions

[puppetsunited]

Kurt Cobain would be so proud.

[ultimatehedgehog123]

rule 34 could be your 3rd rule

(rule 34 is "there's porn of it, no exeptions")

[majicklaughfter]

rule #3 :we can all be friends?

[byrnwyrm]

And this version is endearing. Nice. I like both!

Cheers,

Bradley

[relo999]

Feels like the old jonathan agian, can you make new video's soon?

[Dpesh7]

dont listen to the haters man, your awesome

[014matt]

i thought there were 65 rules of the interwebs. (cuz there r) :)

[buuski]

People only follow Rules 1, 2, and 34, newfag

[014matt]

lol. go jerk off to ur internet porn, and stop acting like just cuz someone is on the internet, they instantly know everything about it. i honestly dont care what rulez people care about.

[buuski]

nah, i dont think everyone knows everything about the internet. the ones that DONT and need to be informed PROMPTLY are newfags.

just helping out (while being mildly rude....)

[Owneador1337]

Please be trolling.

[rrroba]

em. im 13. im not retarded.

i fucking HATE fred.

and yea, i dont bother to spellcheck or correct my grammar :D

[McConsumer]

Written by asshole 13 year old scholars?

[emopope]

leave a comment in this song

[minnellium]

Stunningly good - found via your own link on Mashable's Bing Goes the Internet piece. Loved this. Keep it coming!

[horsenroundstudio]

Fun! And I especially like the nice finish.

[krazydude34]

dude the third rule of the internet is really rule 34. there is porn of it NO EXCEPTIONS!

[worldwar3productions]

rule 35

if none exists some will be made.

[adenawittrocketf]

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[lawerenceburch]

Nice work. keep it up. mean time come for social media marketing for esteembpo**com

[12081987]

good song funny and true in ways

[Tropicalification]

Nice song dude :)

[Russput]

Fred was the best example, i can't explane it either...

[OGMO11]

YOU VIOLATED RULE 1 AND 2!!!!

[hhbamle]

Brilliant! Entertaining and sweet, at the same time as you do teriffic comedy. You speak the truth. Respect.

[mikialama]

Very, very funny. My husband and I laughed out loud at it.  However, my 13 year old didnt get it. LOL!!!

[IMPRASIA]

great words but poor delivery

[Faithstalker]

Rule 1 & 2, is wrong.

Google it, cos i'm not allowed to tell you.

[DocileBomb]

Only applies on raids.

[kevinh89]

Nice song, good work man!

[supercommie]

You never heard of rule 34 of the internet? There is porn of it. No exceptions.

[TehHoboBear]

hah nice song

also, you wounder who fred is? Rule 50.

[DeathDestr0yer]

I'm sorry i don't have a 13 year old niece so who's Fred?

[giantdavid89]

A weird person who likes to speed up his voice to sound like a chipmunk, and has nothing but random stupid junk to talk about, and im assuming little girls must enjoy watching his videos. Thats the best i can help to describe this person.

[ChomuSclavus]

I don't know what kind of guy Fred is in real life but he's an idiot (to adults' standards) here on YT.

His channel is "Fred" and sadly, he is THE most subscribed-to channel on the whole entire 'Tube!

What's the average viewership age for Fred? 11 1/2???

[xXpwnedXx]

Fred is a faggot.

[ravenance]

this is so true!! especially the first point

[TheTwithEffect]

It is true...Will you marry me? No? I WILL KILL YOU! Kidding, because Im so young, No I just lied!

But yea...I guess this guy knows more than half the people on the internet put together, hell maybe all.

[Baligouxji]

Love this song

[zephyr84]

you are awesome. really.

[dk7dk7]

Haha...right on dude! I couldn't agree more.

[bluebirdbeetle1202]

Who's Fred?

[darksilverstar]

But LOLcats is just so much fun! ^_^

Also, I don't know what the third rule is, but I suspect it's somehow related to Rule 34: 'If it exists, there's porn of it'.

[ArtemisMS]

Dude ... I love LOLCats lol

[Predaceousness]

Ohohoho.

You're on MSN. Good job.  Five stars.

[hurrikanejae]

this is an amazingly good song, can't believe i stumbled upon it!

[bz0yd]

1. write a song a day

2. post on website

3. ????

4. PROFIT!

[snipsukz]

So you wanna like join my social network?

[IcedWinterViolets]

HE'S TROLLIN!

[mcgrewrich]

The Internet has no rules. There are some lists of "rules of the Internet" but they are all jokes. You cannot impose rules, laws, or any kind of order on a chaotic medium such as the Internet. That is like trying to change the laws of physics to suit your personal preferences. Any attempt to impose order on the Internet merely results in increased chaos. If a website makes a new rule to crack down on its users, a million new websites pop up to cater to those users, and chaos increases even more.

[nocabt]

dude, it's a joke.

[famousp]

nocabt, THAT was a joke.

[SlinkROPG]

RULES ONE AND TWO FAGGOT!

[EdCenter]

the third had the unfortunate luck of falling victim to Chuck Norris's Tae Kwon Do Chop!

[blewt]

Rule #3 of The Internet is that Silly Cat Comix are the ONLY comix to provide FUN and SAFETY!

[guymenton]

this song sucks...im going to kill youuuu!!!! (wink wink*) :-P

[jenator66]

I love you.  Will you marry me?????

[sorealitis]

Nice song, lulzy, but you really should have mentioned the /b/tards over on the chans. Of course then the internet tough guys would have declared waorz!!11! on you and the do not forget, they do not forgive, they are legion. They are 13 year old boys with no life.

And one more thing. You really CAN'T ask your 13 year old niece about Fred, everyone "noes" there are no girls on the internets.

OH NOES! I BROKED THE FIRST 2 RULZZ!!!!!1! Save me!

Fuck you, I'm a dragon.

[alexandsalsa]

Im curious about how many people knows about the /b/tards and chans...and old people and 13 y o fapping to lolicon....Id say 1/3 of the internet knows about that...

*Oh noes...i broke the first two rules 2*

[bz0yd]

>9000

[mcfarvo]

the third rule is to not talk about fight club

[AllMeatNoPotato]

hahahaha... Money!!!!

[turdlinger5000]

good song man

bravo

[Joeclaw]

Wow. That was... really inspiring. Thank you for that. xD

[salamanderkid666]

he misspelled stares. as in that girl who stares at the screen. (she's got some bug eyes lol)

[Ryno364]

third rule: dont let your kid on the internet until he is at least 25 years old

[joerules22]

What the fuck is fred?

[AverageDayGamer]

this is all true

[billymadison1357]

the third rule is that 2+2=8675309

[jherr328]

LOL.

[sh0ck17]

are u singing this song in the arrest or the jail look - at that room

[HikaruYami]

The three rules of the internet are, and will always be, do not talk about /b/, do NOT talk about /b/, and that there is porn of it, no exceptions.

I did like your song, though~

[herreichmann]

you know the rules, and so do I..

[airjaytoo]

we're no strangers to love....you know the rules AND SO DO I. never gunna give you up.... la la la

[beeobeeisapieceofshi]

i feel sorry for you buddy, wasting your life on music. your terrible and the best you can hope for is being broke with a few thousand youtube views

[daredevilnroofhopper]

this song is awesome!!! this is better than taylor swifts "hey stephen" parody i'm doing......WOW man keep up the good work

[lambdaman223]

This song made me think a little different about the internet.

[Axelsama]

sing my friend

[Alvinwhatup2]

this video rocks, keep it up!

[legendofthefox]

Rule #34

LOLOOLLLOOOLLL

[anime736]

amen

[Waffles1127]

The TED picture was the They Might Be Giants live show! I just stated the obvious in this comment. Nice song, I'll be sure to check out the others!

[Trencher1375]

Awesome song! The text and voice was great. Your guitarplay was more average.

The third rule of the internet is: Its a a man!

[zenniz1992]

Fred are for kids who laugh at things that are not funny.

[Andywarski]

im happy forfun808 featured this because it rocks!

[snorlaxownsyou]

Excellent Song!