Cat Thief! (Proof Local News Sucks?)

[ChristinetheReaper]

I really hate TYT, no tallent, not funy, really bad camera shots, just looks like shit, However that chick has some really nice tits.

[jorgekluney]

I found the story on the cat more interesting than what TYTs have to offer.

I liked the feigned concern on the part of the swarthy girl with her hair pulled back.... not certain of her name.

[ThePangolinChepney]

TYT mistakes "Human Interest." for "News." A Feel Good Piece to be sure, "the bit about the cat" is a self-parody. And evidently, spot on, as you took it seriously enough to critique it. Unless you are being wildly ironic, it appears you've missed the point. Your lacks of objectivity self-knowledge call into question the reliability of your ongoing commentary. Use the production values of the human interest piece as a model: copy, arc, continuity. Particularly the precision of the speaker.

[BCete]

i feel bad for amaricans now. Them on tv are retards.

[ShalomDove]

1. True or not, that cat thing was king of amusing

2. ...but stories like that are why I don't bother with local news. It's not the real thing

[MrJacob1777]

I would suck on her tits and bust a huge load on them! God I wish!!!!!!

[MrJacob1777]

I want to titty fuck her so bad!! How nice would that be?!?!

[ZephonTLucifer]

Ana giggles XD

[ashman9992]

hahahhahahaha :D

[TheRepublicanZombie]

some cats collect things to bring to their owners,,, are these people here on tyt idiots?

[JuKa3177]

that cat is a G

[SwampThizzle]

Wait, someone was stealing cats? Or were the cats sneaking around stealing shit? Oh. A "cat burglar." Adorable.

[sunsetseast]

It looks like live a block away from this cat and I've never heard of this until now. Local news isn't even relevant to people living in the same neighborhood anymore.

[pressedlee123]

As soon as I saw that this was about a cat, I knew that "purr-fect" bullshit was coming.

[SwampThizzle]

@pressedlee123 You have motherfucking Eartha Kitt to thank for that one.

[gethsoftware]

@pressedlee123 get out of internet. its made out of cats.

[Chris12163]

Haha fucken cat, so silly.

[hamnose]

I wish my cat did that. My damn cat only brings me back mice and birds. Come to think of it, that might come in handy when the economy fails the second time. And we all know that's coming. Two years down the line baby. Mark my words.

[MCAMVP]

2:19

just came back from the club

[CraigMetalHead]

Is it a coincidence that a black guy told people to go rob other people?

YES, fictional racist I made up in my head, it is a coincidence. Jayar just made a funny comment. Hopefully people wont respond thinking that first sentence was serious, on either side of the aisle. It was parody, having to say that makes this so much less funny... if it even was in the first place.

[WarMasterX6]

I think there is a shortage of investigation in news period. Then again I think twitter is a great source of news :P

[andresme2]

that cat is badass!!

[axldunlikeyou]

Damn, I totally forgot what I was watching 'cause honestly I was looking at her boobs.

[urkelette]

I remember when the local news reported on a runaway cow...three days in a row.

[urkelette]

I had to watch almost the whole news story before I could decide whether Ana was kidding about it being a good story.

[Venefica82]

The cat takes toys that is laying out on the lawn or is drying on the the line, more is explained in the Animal Planet article. This is a fun story, local news needs those to.

[tommysch]

I think this is a nice story. At least it doesnt involves a fucking celebrity, a ''sex scandal'' or a fucking useless criminal story (Cassey Anthony, hang the bitch and stop reporting on her).

[CHAOSoriginal]

I hate people who just let their cats run wild and go onto other people's property but this story is rediculous.

[prototype21]

@CHAOSoriginal good point, what do you suggest put cats on leashes? Or should tell our cats not to go outside our property, i'll show mr.whiskers where my neighbor's land begins.

[CHAOSoriginal]

@prototype21 How about keep them inside the house so they don't go pooping on the neighbors yard.

[datniggami6]

I say get a pitbull and end all the madness!

[MissNophi2U]

why is tyt hating on a story that they would normally be covering?

[JacksInn]

awwwwwww, it's breaking the law.

[sagemakaiserxl]

Make it a house cat! I see dogs attack little kids in my neighborhood because of that exact mentality. A pet is a responsibility.

[qwertishly]

Ana's bra is clearly the wrong size. Most women get a bra that is too big for them and it ends up doing nothing. Which is AWESOME!!

[JDBlessin]

0:13

[None129]

I wouldn't even be mad, I'd just be impressed.

[dudev]

Every time I hear a local news reporter use a stupid pun, I want to smack the TV. Is this what journalism school is for? Don't they have any dignity?

[jorgekluney]

@dudev Well, you're watching TYT..... so you probably should gripe too much about dignity.

[dudev]

@jorgekluney

Yeah, maybe I should look to Fox News for dignity.

[trevor6744]

WOW at 0:10 thumbs if you agree :)

[Timothy2035]

that cat wouldn't get anything here. LOL!

[haxorsuxor]

So someday I hope you can figure out your subtitles. I feel bad for anyone that cant hear what you are saying because the subtitles are ass-backwards and never say what they are supposed to. Just watching your video is confusing from what the subtitles say i can never pay attention to your video. I just laugh my ass off at the terrible subtitles.

[XanderCDN]

@haxorsuxor they are autogenerated.

[130hc]

Doesn't Darth Vader use Carbonite?

[PopCultureSucks]

this reminds me of the Onion!

[Aztek92]

The reporter kept on that the cat was male while the child asserted that it was female! Oh ho ho ho! :D

[blue4arekkusu]

Best local news story EVER! XD

[chandl34]

TYT is just mad they didn't break this story first.

[MrKhody]

Ana, you have very great and lovely looking breasts.

[ruktur100]

it sound fake but funny too

[ashantifan1224]

It's not fake! We used to have a cat who would do this! XD He would bring back some good stuff sometimes! o.o

[SangtotheDy]

@ashantifan1224 did he bring a camera, ipod touch, ipad, iphone, android, blackberry, or laptop?

[Entreri28]

Klepto cat is more interesting than Charlie Sheen.

[flake452]

Not the Hoopy ear rings again, they are so chavy.

[TheFlamingSparrow]

That cat is amazaing. xD

[nidan206]

*shrug* old ppl like cat stories

[Rockerman1928]

Keep that cat inside overnight and it stops stealing stuff. Simple solution. His owner is obviously his accomplice. I bet she runs a second hand clothing store.

[viilips]

Ana should jiggle more and i'd be wathing more of TYT videos.

[heyjunky]

kill the cat

[zippyman818]

Only about 6 months behind the times.

This is old news.

[Zeelxx]

PURR-FECT NIGHT!!!!

[bumlife55]

you're doing a shitty story about a shitty story and paying more people to do it.

[tctheunbeliever]

Gimme a break, it's just a funny story. It's called human (feline?) interest.

[MrCrazyCanuk]

Obviously Dusty in an animagus Death Eater who steals from muggles.

[TheEsotericDesi]

LOL!

[treid100182]

1:16 = "neighbors are on guard."

[treid100182]

This is awesome...

No offense Cenk, but this is better than your show on MSNBC.

[PainAddict666]

@treid100182 I couldn't agree more, this story is hilarious... MSNBC is a boring cheerleading network for the DNC.

[DarthBenadic]

I think I hav figured out why Dusty is great at stealing!

HIS SECRETLY SLY COOPER!!!!!!!!

[THAT1UMMAH]

=O GWWWWAAAHHH! I love that kiteh!

[Saaduk92]

I'd actually argue that the reason why Local News has stopped doing investigation is because people are finding out information from the internet. By losing viewers they probably have to resort to lowest common denominator stories to try and maintain the viewership they have.

[OneTheOnlyOne]

I want that naked cat so he can jack stuff for me

[bbg5000]

Put the cat in the house at night, problem solved.

[DerrenBrown100]

Epic jiggle

[MyTemporaryAccount88]

Purr-fect...............

[fiercedragoon1982]

So I guess The Young Turks are going to be there to report when some child goes missing in one of our neighborhoods, right? I guess we can catch the local high school football or little league game from CNN or TYT, huh? I can always count on MSNBC to report if one our schools is being closed down or if there is going to be inclement weather. Oh wait, no I can't.

[Williamkurk]

It's a PURRR-FECT night for a heist!

[theHedgex1]

I can understand local news but this is alittle.... lame right?

[NY1love]

Klepto haha

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[Sneezlebob]

Did anyone else rewind at 0:12 to 0:16 when Ana shook up and down?

[CrackeTheSkull]

@Sneezlebob Someone make a GIF of that so I can put it in my Porn folder.

[Oukita]

@Sneezlebob ; they did now, (me 2) NICCCCCCCCCCCCCCE

[Dipstikk]

@Sneezlebob No. Because we're not all lonely, pathetic pieces of shit.

[LiBlub1]

Love that Jayar went on another anti-animal rant and Ana's point about local news which was supposed to be the actual story got totally lost along the way.

[madjimms]

I thought it was a joke, kind of like Onion News Network...

[Leadman1989]

Put him in a cage... he belongs behind bars.

[blammers]

I wish my cat was that awesome.

[Ganahim]

0:11

[sakokosa]

lol the whole time Ana's boobs were staring at me .

[elmirasahar]

im so confused right now.

[chinezeFURY]

@GJNCA :D

[selfsenter]

hes stealing laundry , shoes and kids toys which are left outside.. this aint downtown newyork , ppl leave shit outside on the lawn also the twins are extra bouncy in this video

[ArchNME]

Oh come on, you are complaining about cats on the local news relative to the internet!! Really?

[nativemrv19722]

Sexy  Ana!

[NIKKElsix]

~• ACTUALLy •~

Investigative Reporting in Alternative News also sucks. TyT proved it by covering this segment so poorly.

Had they dug deeper they would've found that this is in fact a TRUE story uncovered initially by Animal Planet, then picked up by the local news, then featured on Letterman & finally covered when all D stolen loot was returned, over 500 items.

0 thanks to TyT 4 not doing in depth reporting here,

& thanks to Dusty 4 doing a real man's job by bringing home D bacon*

[Elmaln]

Why do people keep their clothes outside at night? Not to mention shoes, towels and stuffed toys. Is everyone on that street retarded?

[andrewsaccount09]

local news shows have been so much reduced to tabloids that i read the local newspaper for local stories as well as a free weekly

[VVD]

Dusty the cat stole my identity :(

[manonthemount]

fucking awesome cat

[mrselfdestruct23]

That cat is cool.  What a great story! Badass.

[nateb212]

i liked that story more than half the shit i see on cable news. atleast they werent kissing the ass of some senator. atleast that cat is pro medicare. fuck yea

[mikedamat]

Why don't they just not let the cat out?

[oakaveli]

@mikedamat because i think they actually like taking people's stuff and blaming it on the cat

[xLavenderBlossomx]

damn i wish my cat would steal money ;D

[TheChrissy473]

LOLWUT?

[dank4509]

bouncy bouncy

[kathrynsue1986]

I enjoyed the cat story

[HyperTheProfessor]

Dusty is full of win :3

[jeddawie]

Poor Ana accidently jiggles and half of the people watching this video rub one off. :P

Lol, people are horney beyond comprehension.

[ManicRaider]

@jeddawie It's ridiculous considering they're online and can find porn in an instant.

[RaybornButtercups]

@jeddawie LOL. Well, I figured someone would point it out anyway! XD

[SmallKrum]

@jeddawie It's all the fat losers who can't get girlfriends so they sit behind their computers and jerk off all day.

[RaybornButtercups]

@SmallKrum WHAT!? I don't jerk it off ALL day! D:<

[SmallKrum]

@RaybornButtercups Haha...I forgot you have to take 5 minutes to eat! :D

[RaybornButtercups]

@SmallKrum Indeed you did, sir. Indeed you did.

[Sneezlebob]

@jeddawie Human nature

[Nexius8]

@jeddawie You can't tell me she has never read the comments about her. From a few things she has said I don't think she is the naive. Having said that. If you people really want to perv on the net there are far easyer ways than TYT.

[JDBlessin]

@jeddawie 0:13 mute and enjoy

[dreicemoney]

why don't u do some investigative reporting, anyone can aggregate and regurgitation news.

[meowcats210]

"your contempt for animals is inexcusable" LMAO

[Saladkza]

@chinezeFURY

no, i am also masturbating at this.

[conthemon]

well the FCC won't let me be, or let me be me, so let me see.

[DracoRincewind]

It's just a little human interest story. It most likely came after a bunch of stories about war, death, violence and politicians BS. Something to lighten the mood a little.

[ll050168]

I don't know what they complaining about, this is best report ever.

[TruthAndMoreTruth]

When Ana stumbles on "Investigate" she jiggles them!

[TheTruth006]

EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!

[zaggers77]

Cats just moved up on my badass list.

[fiercefunky]

That story was fucking amazing. This cat is hilarious.

[TheEpisteme]

Shaky shaky

[MrHighlulu]

when i read the title i thought someone had stolen a cat... i was like "yes, find out who's stealing other peoples cats!"

this is just silly

[Greeny992UK]

Kleptomainicat hahahaha

[soad19152003]

I'd be annoyed if I lived in that neighborhood. Damn cat lol

[Yonnzy]

This looks like the kind of fluff piece that appears on TYT regularly. What's the prob.

[StuartGilliganGriff]

00:13 - 00:15 shake dem titties!!

[jumar1281]

nice tits

[AEgamesFtw]

Love Michael, he's the smartest at TYT.

[Dayonetheone]

I heard of a pack rat but not a pack cat... What reasons is he stealing shit for... But then again more importantly why is this news and why does my cat keep licking his own ass...

[watercup123456]

Dude I'm sorry but that news story was AWESOME.

Who the fuck doesn't love a story about a cat going and stealing some shit and it being hilarious and bringing a neighborhood together?

Come the fuck on.

[underbjorn]

"There is a shortage of investigative reportage".

Is this the same corrupt, corporate-country United States we are talking about here?

.

What the actual fuck is your journalist corps doing? Investigating if Cola or Pepsi tastes better?

[skinnywhop87]

This sounds more like a AP story, than local news... My local news stations are better at investigative news than any mainstream station.. That for sure

[jesushatesyoutoo]

If Dusty gets into their houses, he would be a truly a "Cat Burglar" not just a thief.

[blingbling65943]

don't let your damm cat out

[biggydx]

Kinda of a shame that the top two comments deal with tits instead of discussing the lack of investigations.

[OMorningStar]

Please stop asking JR questions.

[ralphinator2]

Keep the damn cat indoors, at least at night! Problem solved. Or else.

[00Pablo01]

U guys seriously need a gf

[Hammerhead547]

Local news in the US generally sucks the big one.

Generally leading off with a summary of the days rapes murders fires and armed robberies then moving to local trivialities like the daily car chase in LA before going to national news stories politics and then the "human interest" story followed by weather/market reports and sports all with as little actual substance or discussion as possible before Wheel Of Fortune starts and people can sink back into their "who cares about the world" stupor.

[d44102]

local news does suck i seen numerous stories on there that they just pick of the internet and report on it like they were the first to hear of it. then you have the corny ass reporters that like to hear them self talk. what is real humorous is they hype up the weather report and make it sound like big storms are coming then the weather man comes on and says oh just a slight chance of showers

[TurboDally]

If it were a guy doing all these things- we'd want him locked up for life. But I tell you what, send him over to Saudi Arabia and we'll see to it that his paw(s) get removed! Filthy sinner!

[dEdGrimley]

I've seen this story on our local news.

[schweppes1010]

Came here to comment after seeing the jiggling boobs on TYT's channel, and should have known I'd have already been scooped... I mean, 70 likes?!?!

[gastfreund76]

Of course local news aren't doing their job but this is a bad example because the story was actually funny.

And TYT with their "social commentary" section are sitting in a HUGE glass house.

Did nobody at TYT notice this?

[YouJussGotCurbed]

@gastfreund76 who cares if its funny its not fucking news

[mavishill]

"purr-fect night for heist"  lol

[kangax]

the cat didnt take your moms swimming clothes ... it was ME !!!

[buckyourfandwidth]

i would tell the owners to keep the fucking cat inside or i would kill it

[WheGotBoredVideos]

this is so cute

[willyg63]

juggle those jigglers

[Simonandgarfunkel34]

Jiggle bells jiggle bells

Jiggle all the way

O what fun it is to ride

A two-horse open sleigh

[XxMzt4RVLCNRYxX]

i dont watch tv anymore

[Nielsen700]

Nice boob jiggle, Ana.

[JonnyNice]

that was the most awesome newsstory ever..

[moviedude22]

That is one Prolific Pussycat!

[ChariotOfFaith]

a real burglar would ABSOLUTELY LOVE to have this CAT for a PET! they would just have to say: 'I DIDN'T STEAL IT MY CAT DID!!!!' ROFL

[eedobee]

1:16 He took the swimming clothes

[AbonZel3]

But I agree with @illtrax, local news shouldn't be all about corruption, crime, and death. Things need to be investigated but we also need to cut back somewhat. If all you saw on news was the above three, wouldn't that be really depressing?

Oh come on, that cat is awesome! I wish I had that c