King of the Hill - Hank Cuts Off Dale's Finger

[DoubleSmackJack]

I just realized at 0:04, Dale says "Hank" and just walks up holding his finger out.

Beautiful foreshadowing...

[jimmyarthur10]

dale you jerk

[MrsProller123]

ohhh that's gonna hurt

[Hershey60smith]

3:15 is classic.

[Reptileman1990]

That was an accident.

[SuperTowlie420]

Hank smash!!!

[GMSamuelRhine]

"I once made a vest out of your wife's underpants" lmao god ole bill

[subydudepornstar]

Lol

[Medication102]

Objection! Conjecture! Objecture!

[micksquizzy]

this is one of those times when you think this video is fake but then its really not.

[LOUDforLIFE]

lmao... i like his wheelchair when he gets out of the hospital, he has own cig holder! hahaha, dale is the greatest.

[HeelsonFire]

It always happens to the younger prettier ones. hahaha!

[gredangeo]

hehehehe BOOM, NUTSHOT!!. gets me every time. Out of the three of them. had to be him. (as usual)

[mrtmoney233]

Haha, blood should have splattered....

[adedsfsdedasewdaww]

i who think Dale is High or something say I

[weareone66]

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

[MrTurdmachine]

oh god hes on another rampage... PRAY FOR US ALL!!

[dolphinmagic24fan]

It seems that Hank Hill has the worst luck ever.

[Vader3123]

OBJECTURE!!

[walshy2089]

@Vader3123 That's not a word!

[Something6000]

@Vader3123 OVERRULED! 

[0hvist]

0:25 you can hear the bone being cut for those of you wearing headphones

3:11

Hank: "Falcon..." 3:14 "...PAWNCH!!"

[TheSorrowGear90]

I was putting trim in my grandma's guest room with my step-uncle when he sliced his fingers open with a saw in front of me. didn't freak out and he didn't lose any fingers...but he's a dick, so me and my other uncles played this in front of him and joked about flashbacks.

[Something6000]

Damnit Dale! 

[weareone66]

I have a problem with idiots, too.

[weareone66]

The judge is such an idiot. I don't mean Mike Judge or Hank Hill, I mean Dale and the white-haired judge inside the courtroom.

[G33KN3rd]

dale is such a troll lol

[aplayaz2000]

last part was jokes

[RebirthWoWGuild]

@aplayaz2000 just jokes yo

[lonerider92]

I love how the tape measure defies modern physics and whacks bill in the nuts.

[snow2462]

sometimes I am amazed my why hank is still friend with Bill and Dale.

[k5lta]

@snow2462 yeah lol Boomhower is like the coolest friend he has lol.

[Da1RiSiN1sMoKe]

I remember this episode. This was the first episode I've ever seen.

[Jerrydudebad]

I could infindefinetitly (Dale, that's not a word) watch the clip of Bill getting hit to the nuts with a measuring tape, and still laugh at it...

[KVLT6991]

"the big one's already cut the little one's finger off."

Lol.

[nickjujitsu]

it always happens to the younger prettier ones.

[skaterboy379]

LOL

[gredangeo]

Does he actually refuse to use his left hand to smoke?

[anamallover]

The tape measure hitting Bill in the nuts was too funny haha

[PhoenixAngel429]

I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.

[adedsfsdedasewdaww]

@PhoenixAngel429 yo same wit me. especially with those guys on the high way during rush hour.

[PhoenixAngel429]

@adedsfsdedasewdaww That seems to be a breeding ground for them. One time I had to use side streets and they were still a problem.

[Guilmon470]

XD "Roundly violated" .

[SuperHushPuppy]

@Guilmon470 That part always makes me laugh. All thanks to adult swim bringing back the goods. This show is meant to watch on tv than on dvd. XD

[CyberLance26]

Feels like getting your finger cut off should be something you feel as it happens.

[WillyTung]

That's our law system for ya. And Dill get's nothing for secretely building a tunnel under his house.

[Allanlegacy43]

Dale Gribble is a weird freak, Hank should kick his ass!

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

too bad hank doesn't have phoenix wright on his side.

[ranelproductions]

I did this once.

[Serpentar9000]

-"Officer,take him away!"

i was expecting to hear "Yes,my leage!".Stupid Mah BOY YTP XP

[Serpentar9000]

-"Officer,take him away!"

i was expecting to hear "Yes,my leage!".Stupid Mah BOY YTP XP

[MynamesnotSteve100]

Objecture's not a word unless Phoenix Wright makes it a word. OBJECTURE!

[RDD756]

@MynamesnotSteve100 i might be wrong but is pheonex wright from Big O?

[MynamesnotSteve100]

@RDD756 no he's from this game called Ace Attorney. you can make him scream out OBJECTION in court.

[RDD756]

@MynamesnotSteve100 ohh.

[TheCorkon]

Press 5 then 6 and Hank will call the judge crazy

[elr456]

I want to see that part where the garbage truck is going to run over their tunnel: Hank just fucking rages: "before I cut off your fingers and toes, now MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!!"

[AWMZLYLY]

press 3 to make dale sound like hes talking like a baby

[Joemamma69000]

Its funny how he doesn't feel the pain of his finger getting cut off until he notices it.

[KarmaPortillo]

i love how the tape measure goes out of its way to hit BIll!!

[MegaNewyorkyankees]

if someone tells me i have to go to anger management class i tell my girlfriend to lookout for the van and have her shoot them with my rpg launcher and go hangout my best friend and have amp energy drinks and 3 musketer chocolate bars

[Krbyfan1]

Bill once made a vest out of Peggy's underpants... How did I ever miss that line?

[CrazehMusic]

Press 7 for Pie xD

[AlabamaIceman]

...and make sure his human rights are ROUNDLY violated!

[Load0Sheep]

You had been Knock in the testicles

[Thompsonnw]

@Load0Sheep This isn't Bobby Goes Nuts

[mrnatedog1111]

hank's an a**hole!

[belakisamongthehiden]

BOOM! NUT SHOT!

[zeldafreak701]

So that's the sound it makes when a finger is cut off.

[lilly25m]

"Objection, conjection, conjecture"

[TheGoreyparodies]

you hear the crunching noise of dale losing his finger at 0:25 :O

[desenagrator]

@TheGoreyparodies NO WAY I THOUGHT THAT WAS A POTATO CRUNCHING!

[WhiskersMctabby]

that was awesome

[TPM75108]

Had I been Hank I probably would've killed Dale for all this.

[Manas10101]

Hah! These 3 mins and 21 secs have some of the best moments in that whole episode, in my opinion XD

[Blackjack2099]

HOW COULD HE NOT FEEL THAT?!?

[Rellymaster201]

@Blackjack2099 Sometimes, you just don't feel anything until it's noticed. It can happen.

[MrSomeRandomGuy2012]

@Blackjack2099 from shock i would honestly take a second for a to feel that

[KingCommando32]

Be cause of this ep.Every time my sister sees someone point out a finger she'll say "Objection"

[redgrape404]

225



[lybio]

3:14

[jetconder]

dales a stupid idiot and boomhauher and bill there idiots boo dale yes dales so stupid

[8BitMonk3y]

@jetconder Read what you just posted and ask yourself if it makes ANY sense whatsoever.

[Newcreationmovies]

0:30 TO 0:37

[Wireless1016]

1:35

Tommy, you are permanently expelled!

[lordleone]

"oh god he's on another rampage, pray for us all" lol!!

[robertsfunny1995]

How come we have all these lame Anger-managment classes, but no idiot management classes? Even if he had done it by accident, Dale's the one who pissed Hank off...

[Yogonful]

Thas freaky

[MalechiPerez]

Why did Dale scream hysterically?

[TheGoreyparodies]

@MalechiPerez he lost his fuckin finger , wouldn't u XD

[PunchSydeiron]

"If it were up to you, you would've filled my buddy tunnel with cement so no one else could use it!"

Oh, and the whellchair provided by the _hospital_ has a cigarette holder! Hahahahaha!

[KingOfTheHillClips]

@PunchSydeiron Lol! Yes, finally someone comments about the cigarette holder, LOL. That part cracks me up.

[ProphetOfArmageddon]

@KingOfTheHillClips @2:55 Hank: "Come on I wouldn't hurt you, you guys know I don't have a problem with anger, I have a problem with idiots"

Lol don't we all :)

[1985crabtree]

@KingOfTheHillClips is there anyway to up load full shows i would like to see season 7 and up

[horrorbro]

WTF at 0:27

[mmmmmarcus]

Lol fucking Bill "I once made a vest from your wife's underpants, I cant imagine what you'd do to me!"

[mmmmmarcus]

*Sigh* Dale, those were "PAPER" towels....

[sk8smoke21]

Thats not a word! lol dale desurved it for sure

[CaRcInOgEnIcxSyRiNgE]

Lol Bil''s reactions 'EeeEEEeeEEeeEE!" sounds like a mosquito. XD

[ThePenguinsFlying]

@CaRcInOgEnIcxSyRiNgE exactly like one! so freakin high pitched

[sonicthehedghg2]

the ending audio you missed OHHH MYYY GOOOOOOOD!!!!

[tmcmu0e]

Objecture

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

@tmcmu0e That's not a word!

[KadeyJoh2010]

Bill has been hit in the testicles. xD

[SmashLiXs]

his middle finger should've been cut off

he must has alot of patience since more than half of the main characters are idiots

[SmashLiXs]

@jediskunk67 huh?

[Tubedder]

@SmashLiXs IKR= I know, right?!

[jediskunk67]

holy fuckin shit!