MST3k - What to do on a date

[claire0rockz]

We watched the original video in my 11th grade English class!

[kimbooley90]

Wow, Nick is REALLY enthusiastic about going on that weenie roast!

[vennylos]

Aaron Copeland throws a party! Haw!

[ox1SuperMan1xo]

Weenie roast? Haha wonder what kind of weenies they gonna be roasting

[lostrealist25]

"What's a weenie roast?"

"Nick, No!"

[RHDRI]

EDS, hanging up, and the luggage are a riot for my mother!

[RHDRI]

Swimming leagues are not very dull.

[RHDRI]

TOM SERVO: STRIKES OUT! [ Laughing ]

[RHDRI]

CROW: Have this been an actual date, you would have been instructed where to go. This station serves the Hopkins area. This concludes this test of the Emergency Dating System. (EDS)

[RHDRI]

TOM SERVO: Hang up. Hey! Our luggage is here! Whoo!

LOL to my mother, Joanne L. Eddy!

[cavalierfan1995]

CROW:THE SENSUOUS PIGGEN RITUAL BEGINS

[cavalierfan1995]

NARRATOR:YES IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO COME HERE

ALL:AT FIRST

[coffeetea720]

I always thought it was funny that this video tells you what you could do on a date to keep her entertained and all the cool places you could go, but says almost nothing about the importance of actually getting to know the girl.

Like, you can take her to a weenie roast, but don't worry, you don't have to talk to her.

[WolfBrother1983]

"The Crips or The Bloods?"

[mcddna]

"you looked in my book, didn't you!?"

"what if she says no?"

She will.

Best MSt3K short ever!

[termmert]

hey you in the front row, shut up

[kindasorta123]

"our luggage is here!" lmao i just lost it there 

[Schlange556]

I bet Kay is good at pulling the taffy...

[thejaymanx111]

"Kay has worked on the kill floor; she knows where to deliver the blow" -LMBO!

On the next date, Kay introduces Nick to the crack pipe...

[Zazlimel]

This short is my favorite!

[randomguy199545]

"This is like having your mom talking to you about sex..." hahaha Joel nothing worse than that

[perplacymp]

As a college-graduate of the 00's, it's reassuring to learn how extremely complicated and stressfull dating was before the sexual revolution.

I should really thank my parent's..fellowstudent's...ol­der brother's..guidancecouncillor'­s.... fantasy. Or not.

[SenorCajones]

@perplacymp You should maybe wish that you had graduated from a better school, one that actually makes sure that you learn how to communicate ideas effectively.

[perplacymp]

@SenorCajones yeah, anything is possible. Over here it's The Stand all over again, complete with Steven King wannabees and/or lookalikes. I can't watch a clip like this without feeling envious. Disguise the Limit and all that!

[mcddna]

@perplacymp : how complicated and stressful it WAS? For most of us...at least for some of us...it still is complicated and stressful! I mean, I didn't start really dating until after college. I mean, I went out a couple times, but didn't have a girlfriend till post-baccalaureate. Some of us are just kinda shy. I speak for all us slow folks who got a late start, socially!

[juniorbove]

0:52 Frankly dear I don't give a damn

[SuperSaiyanUnicorns]

so did Nick and Kay ever get to the "first base" date?

[DOYLERULES69X]

I met my wife at a weenie roast.

[fuzzyprincessofdoom]

Heeey you read the list too!

I Wanna go to the weenie roast, Nick that won't work! ;D

[elusiverobertdenby]

"She's already seen it." "Hang up."

[MarkFomAlbany]

I remember my first date with my wife. We went to a combination weenie roast AND taffy pull. Gee, it was swell.

[IRONMANAustralia]

@MarkFomAlbany I never went on any kind of formal date with my wife until after we were married.

We just spent more and more time doing things together that we were doing anyway.  True story.

[luvdanceQT]

these boys are pretty attractive actually....

[KYKIN89]

Jeff is a cheapskate.

[MrBreakingFaces]

OMFG "you read the list too" LAWL

[ScreenSirenAnge]

"Had this been an actual date, you would have been instructed where to go." hahaha Freakin -EPIC!!!!!!

[jhzab666]

Its time for the orgy !! I've got the lube !

[beansentina]

OH MY GOD KATES BEEN MISSING FOR TWO MONTHS!!!!

[bashfulbrother]

Aren't these two in High School? Why are they still riding bikes?

I think that is the saddest part of it all.

[bashfulbrother]

Man, I wish this were still on the air.

[LedZeppQueenBeatles]

A weenie roast, a euphemism for a man's masochistic mind. Poor Nick

[d983394]

those kids at the swim meet look like they're drowning

[sherbearbabygirl]

" With each dial he comes closer and closer to the most humiliating moment of his life! "

HAHA, Nice!

[communistjesus]

"I rather go to the weenie roast" NICK IS SUCH A MASOCHIST

[jec444]

Crow: I need to know what NOT to do on a date!

[Nagneto]

Goofus and Gallent! LOL

[BorderCityBandit]

taffy pull!,thats what Guys who cant get dates ,do on friday and saturday nights

[Krebcakes]

"Youve already seen it? She's already seen it."

"Hang up."

[TheTenaflyrose]

A weenie roast???

[Darkreview]

or a weenie roast?

"Nick no!"

[RImAPhan]

"Oohhh...Nick's got back" - haha

[RImAPhan]

"Yeah, Nick's looking for you"

"Oh, Geez. Hide me!"

lol

[lasse4eva]

There are lots of things to do one dates...

Like talk about your next date.

[Ravewithme19]

"Or a weenie roast?"

"Nick no!"

[GequalsZ]

Better idea than dinner and a movie...so unoriginal

[hownekromantik]

MST3K!

[montyburns9999]

@hownekromantik 4-eva!

[flitterella]

Okay, I'm sorry, but having a group date that includes a bonfire, hot dogs and maybe s'mores sounds SO fun.

Does that make me lame? :(

[MRAwesome1968]

I miss this show. I wish they would bring it back.

[mrawsomepants355]

But what if she says no?

She will.

[TheLittleHowler]

I laughed so hard! xD

[fuseix]

"Kay's worked on the kill floor, she knows where to deliver the blow..." had me in tears... literally

[RingoandCarlin]

0:55 almost made me almost laugh hard. Lol

[Harkness78]

so... poorly... acted.... my brain!

[uummmnocoolnames]

13 people went to the weenie roast

[jaredmstein]

4:34

[BLUECOLLAR684]

heeeeey you read the list to.

[raysteam1]

...but mostly Jeff...

[23Arsenal4ever]

why does nick sound like goofy? also, swimming meets are very dull!

[ElCameronDormido]

If you see Kay...

[ChuckMock]

@ElCameronDormido Bob & Tom fan are ya??? rofl

[joeyvader]

"What about asking Kay to go out...She's a swell girl..plus I hear she'll let ya cop a feel..."

[Astromaxis]

" you like to do a lot of things."

MST3K TEAM: " hey you are also on the list."

LOL

[worthlesshumans]

I lost it a"Aaron Copland throws a party."

[sallyjosie]

A weenie roast is a cookout where roasted frankfurters are the main course. Doesn't sound too bad. But a cookout is for date 25 not number 2. lol

[sallyjosie]

Great acting! I bet they all went on to great acting careers.

[TooMuchPwn]

Doesn't it? DOESNT IT!

[GamerzPro1231]

What is this your reaction shit?

[madnis215]

8:18...I thought she said "Paint the cocks out there". Why paint a coke?

[cavalierfan1995]

hey guys whats a wenie roast?

great line

[cavalierfan1995]

crow:i got to cut him loose

[soupalex]

Blue Velvet reference; YES.

[jronning81]

@soupalex I know, right??

[chiffmonkey]

He got his racket to hit a burget.

[BUGCORNANDZIMLOL]

I should change my pants......

[loulie1997]

haha! "yeah!! ... say YOU READ THE LIST TOO!!"

[Assissan1232]

Swell! ^_^

[darickr]

"Let's not fight, it's our first date,..."

[Mikeyphoto8]

7:20 sorry thought you were talking to me, awkward. ahaha!

[hollyhuffstutler]

Yeah, dates like these are a good way to get aquainted...with the girl and the two other people you always insist on bringing along?!

[nelsonzepeda666]

crips or the bloods?



[AlecRozsa]

@JulesSpaar room? i thought it was the psycho theme they were doing

[therealkraas]

"Where's my racket?"

"I should spank myself..."

[mcjayc100]

1950's repression,folks!!!!!!

[NewGuy2534]

Nick's problem: Genital Warts!

[andp1e]

WTF?

[benjaminthefox]

They really worked the title drops into the short smoothly, didn't they?

[joachoye]

Jeff's A Date Rapist, Thats Whats His Problem

[pineappaloupe]

@joachoye thats not his problem.... that is someone else's

[TheDeadhead76]

lol he was gonna take a chic to go see wagontrain.

[Fiveshotwow]

wow people in the 50's or whenever were fucking retarded

[Ravengaurd6]

@Fiveshotwow how? today we watch shows about 16 year olds with toddlers. we spend 10 grand per student for half to either drop-out or continue get educations that degrade in worth as technology and history progress. we're fucking retarded

[Fiveshotwow]

@Ravengaurd6 lol republican

[Ravengaurd6]

@Fiveshotwow nope. I just don't think we have time to criticize other eras when ours has so many problems we're unwilling to fix ourselves.

[Fiveshotwow]

@Ravengaurd6 yes we do have idiots, but this was the standard back then. please dont argue.

[Ravengaurd6]

@Fiveshotwow okay....Love you!

[blackcerberus999]

...Little does the lady realize that "weenie-roast" means something else...

[Reelbigearth]

it must be embarrasing to be a average high schooler who looks like their in there 20's

[glendale92]

"You read the list too"

[xoxoTalorLanter]

Y would they take this off the air its cruel there hilarious and the reasons y they went off air is tht pll stopped watching this I could not belive those ppl bck then! This sh*t is great and if u kno someone who doesn't like this show kick them in the ass this is great!

[PugnaciousT15]

08:17 I love how Kay says "Take the CUOAKES out there!" :D

[AuchstaetterInc]

"I decided to come out of hiding."

"Who is she, Salman Rushdie?"

[DJDannyPhantum]

"SHE Will"

[Blasted9001]

10:34 did they just insult 90% of the fanbase?

[Jehosh27]

"With each dial he comes one step closer to the most humiliating moment of his life."

Me: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The rest of the folks in the library: *stare*



[hickey1366]

"key worked on the kill floor...she knows where to deliver the blow"

crow- "this party is getting out of control"

hahhahha i love crow

[hickey1366]

@sophiethenovelist

hahahahahah i so wanted to put that!!!

[dedlykiller]

i miss this show

[KYExtemper]

This had me in stitches.  Man, I really miss this show.

[Kakarotgoku406]

"This looks like it could be fun." Servo: Doesn't it, DOESN'T IT!!!

[cavalierfan1995]

YES THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

ALL:AT FIRST!

KAYS WORKED ON THE KILL FLOOR BEFORE SHE KNOWS WHERE TO DELIVER THE BLOW

JUNE IS BUSTING OUT ALL OOOOOVER

[Ignigknawt]

YOU LOOKED IN MY BOOK DIDN'T YOU!?!?!?!

[FrankenstratGirl]

"....or to a weenie roast."

"NICK, NO!"

[bunnyhead71]

A Good Picture...Wagon Train..excellent

[RockingCatDaddy]

Man who wouldn't want to be cool as Nick? Haha!

[MusicSnap13]

No, you cant inject puberty. It has to happen over time.

[szqsk8]

Those guys wearing suits to the movies look overdressed by today's standards.

[rockguy1771]

"The sensuous Pagan ritual begins..."

[SpaceToasterTV]

Oh the days when people dressed up to go to the movies.

[RioMadeira]

"Kay, Kay, KAY! WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS?!"

[mseales]

"They're a regular Tracy and Hepburn. Look at 'em up there. Over there."

[AlecRozsa]

...if you plan for what she enjoys. *bow chicka wacka chicka*

[Snazz15]

Nick NO!

[Malucodemez]

"My God, Kay's been missing since last February!" lololololololololololololol

[Saturnstales]

OH nicks got back! lol

[SinnFein4ever]

(narrator voice)

...And remember kids, always bring condoms.

Unless you're lesbians.

;)



[janeaerial]

*seductive voice* "the sensuous pagan ritual begins..." LMAO

[thebeezkneez3]

The Crypts or the Bloods?

[mS28811]

@thebeezkneez3 Crypts?...

[02chevyguy]

@chop11111 A dead giveaway is when he addresses Kaye as "M'Lady"!

[elTomServo]

Man i wish i was as cool as nick *sigh*

[Roadvirus1]

Nick: What do you suppose i'll have to do?

Apparently Nick's parents didn't have "that talk" with him

[shannongragg]

Did anyone else notice how Kay mysteriously looked like Dave? No wonder Nick liked her.....

[rebrella]

9:20

9:26

What is with the sound effects when she's eating? It seems so out of place.

[mS28811]

@rebrella It's crow, look at his mouth when she's drinking.

[DarkOCDmonkey]

@ 7:14 dude looks at the camera.

[tabguy14]

"Is it okay if I bring my boyfriend Dave?"

GODDAMN if that ain't the story of my life, I dunno what is T_T

[BorderCityBandit]

damn these kids need vats of fucking liquor, hell maybe some cocaine too,LSD for damn sure.goddamn how did our Baby Boomer parents ,ever get concieved,lmao

[TheTaurniOne]

Apparently this was the 1950's sex ed tape.

[fredflitstone88]

Kay: Nick has a good sense of humor and he hasn't ran out of things to say

Servo: He will

[CaptHawkeye]

"A weenie Roast?"

Nick No!!!!!

[janeaustenfreak]

What the f are taffy pulls?

[gopconservative78]

@chop11111 na, he was reading Scientology

[dirtydandruff]

"I didn't think so.bye. :(" lmao

[easyeasy506]

Nick must've eaten lead paint chips as a child

[RowBadMovies]

YOU LOOKED IN MY BOOK DIDN'T YOU!?!?!?!

[keauxgeigh]

I'm waiting for a remake of this film with Keanu Reeves as Nick.

[kelman221]

I never thought hearing "I'm sorry" could make me laugh so much... 7:41

[kelman221]

I never thought hearing "I'm sorry" could make me laugh so much... 7:41

[daiquirikiss]

i've been laughing after looking up weenie roast for like 3 minutes and cried laughing. Then the end, they kept saying it!!! AHHHH!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!

[PoisonInc]

Out of interest, I looked up "weenie roast" on Urban Dictionary.

I nearly fainted laughing.

[JonathanBloggs]

This is actually good advice

[foxesV]

Or a weenie roast?

NICK NO!

[illuminatioracle]

jeff, kay and a human ear

[baxterfilms]

9:42: IN BED! (My own joke.)

[tdickensheets]

Tom: "Goto Japan!"

Crow: "It's there in yuor book! Duh!"

Tom: "Hate those Republican's partys!"

[tdickensheets]

Tom: "Goto Japan!"

Crow: "It's there in yuor book! Duh!"

[tdickensheets]

Tom: "Goto Japan!"

[kingspanker18]

"the sensuous pagan ritual begins" hahahaha

[BeezAksinJeeves]

That weenie will definitely be roasted by the time LaShitta gets done with you.

[BeezAksinJeeves]

Let's fuck. And I expect more than just a hamburger dammit.