Old Dogs | Spill.com Movie Reviews

[TheBoomViper]

this movie is a complete pile of dogshit

[MrDumpitout]

Why did I like this film?

[DargorV]

@MrDumpitout

Honestly I didn't mind it either, its a really really light movie, decent for a rental if you're over 35 and want your mind to go blank for a bit.

[theinternettroll1000]

they kept leaning on the fact they ARE OLD!!!!! i hated that! yes they are old but that cant be the whole plot!

[lovemehateme187]

fuck this movie!!!!!!!!!!!



[sonicjrjr14]

This type of movie may just only entertain kids

[MrCure4]

Um, Seth Green was in PLENTY of movies before 1999...

[batmanbeyond263]

@MrCure4 and your mom was in PLENTY of movies before 1999...:]

[varelabro1]

3:26 "what tind"?

[coolcraigles]

I miss Carlyle, Co-Host is great but u can't replace Carlyle.

[thecanuckmovielord]

3:36 OMG I <3 Korey's laugh here when Carlyle says "Fuck You!" Classic Spill moment for sure! xD

[johnnyrockerfella]

man that movie looks BAD.. like words cant express how bad that shit is

[1alejo2]

"Man what kind of time warp were you in? Without a paddle is 2004!"

"What?!"

"Yea! I'm looking at it right now!"

"....... Fuck. You.......-.- " God damn. We miss you Carlyle.

[valentinedeer214]

I'm guessing Carlyle confused Without a Paddle with Idle Hands. THAT was a 1999 Seth Green movie.

[martin43427]

To whoever is interested in it, Old Dogs got placed at number 2 on Carlyle's top 10 worst of list. Contact me if you wanna hear the full audio where the gang discusses their top ten best of and worst of lists. Its really hilarious what Carlyle's number 1 worst film of 09 is.

[gamer46ful]

this movie sucks I totally agree with you guys

[raeven1212]

some parts of this movie were really boring and dull. I liked the birthday party and the golf scenes more than the rest of the film

[Pooky1991]

I tried watching this on OnDemand and lost interest fast. I barely remember anything, but bits and pieces in this movie.

[mrmorozov9]

It took him fifteen minutes to want to leave? Hell, fifteen seconds of the film in this video made me want to punch something.

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[jumpmanajf]

damn yo that gorilla scene coulda been really funny but they fucked it up

[shaynereece]

my god this movie was....awsome

[chadrageus]

Holy fuck this movie is terrible.

[kodatastical]

"I don't think I can take this anymore."

"You're gonna walk out?"

"I think I am."

"I'm not gonna let this one beat me..."

"Wait, you never walked out of a movie before?"

"No."

"F*CK, NO I HAVE TO STAY. -_-"

LMAO!

[thelashers]

anyone who thinks this movie is awesome, i'm sorry but you are just wrong. this movie is in my top five most hated films, the reactions shots pointless, the part with the gorilla throwing the tyre as shown in this video all pointless. there is just so much pointless stuff to this film. I don't mind over the top jokes and over the top plot but they at least have to have a reason or be f*cking enjoyable and i'm sorry this movie had neither, the only thing it did for me was at least get me to sleep

[leauxbert]

3:26 to 3:32 And that's why Carlyle left.

[rambofan334]

Go save your balls off you son of a bitch, this movie is awsome.

[lmena12]

At @38 they animate cyrus saying "WHAAAAAAAAAT" but i swear that's leons voice :/

[jahtf267]

My mom is a fucking retard she's over here laughing her ass off and I'm like SHUT THE HELL UP

[Triperiokstas]

Nigger.

[ToddIngram1000]

@Triperiokstas racist

[MrAbobass]

look at that right here a,v,a,t,z.net remove ,

[TCEntertainmentGeek]

Highly agree. I just saw this last night and I agree with Carlyle,too. They use dog reaction shots over fifteen times in the film. It really pissed me off!

[admtm24]

At least Wild Hogs had Marissa Tomei and a few laughs.

[Joecbg100]

Fuck this film.

[ThatLeaf]

Where did they get the laugh used at the 2:13 mark?

[eathenicus]

Goto Jail for two weeks? Wha? Did you guys watch some other film? Dude, you guys didn't watch the same effin movie.

[mgsonik]

I'll have to disagree with you on this one dear Spill-ers , I had some fun with this movie... I agree they didn't develop the characters that much... but it was enjoyable... I give it a RENTAL

[franky1l]

i love that kind of humor ;P

[LoKJester]

fuck that part with them in the movie theater made me laugh so hard !

[FooeyChopSooey]

i had a "gathering" of friends at a mates house the other night and we watched this, didnt even smile once, and i agree with carlyle; the amount of times they use the stupid dog 4 reaction shots actually made me angry, all the while my friends were laughing their arses off at it

[Big2thaTony]

LOLOLOL

Even I knew Without A Paddle came out in 2004. I was like 1999? WTF?!!!!!!

[playmatekisskiss]

This is a child's movie....not supposed to be something serious. its for kids ppl! as a kids movie, this movie was amazing!

[zimshowfan]

F*CK THIS MOVIE!

[xaioxaio11]

yeah, this was the absolute worst movie I ever saw. I suffered through the entire movie and at not one point in this "movie" did I even come close to even smiling. Terrible acting, terrible "plot" and horrible jokes. I give it a 0/10 I will never watch this movie again.

[TheLastStand001]

@discotyme23

No

[Nickzone3048]

Favorite part of the review is at the reaction shot of Carlyle after he's been proven wrong about Without A Paddle and his F**k yous

[gaaraanime5]

I thought it was the funniest movie I've ever seen XD I saw it on my birthday and it made my fucking DAY! XDDD

[moviedude1500]

you don't get a sense of humor out of this movie??? WOW!!! you guys have NO sense of humor whatsoever!!! this movie (in my opinion) was funny, 9/10

[Mikezilla2009]

@moviedude1500 then 100 other critics who didn't like this movie either must not have a sense of humor. Or maybe you're just easily amused.

[Xboxm27]

Is it me or is every one fucking stupid about putting good comments about this movie because this movie is shit I walked out of it and the jokes are predictable and old

[betheniek5]

i love robin williams to death but this movie was okay.. seth green and the gorilla was the best

[demondragon45]

this is a BAD movie there were only like 2 or 3 scenes that made me laugh

disney there are two ways to redeem yourselves

1. toy story 3 better kick ass

2. make a treasure planet sequal

[hackensac]

@demondragon45 sadly Treasure Planet bombed at the box office

[natfilm]

I can't remember a movie more desperate for a laugh than this piece of garbage!

[jusbeau]

I lasted 20 minutes and then walked out of the cinema. This movie is total balls!! I've seen some bad movies that were fun to watch and laugh at but this is unwatchable.

[coralin378]

lol seth green's face

[cozygrl]

I am going to be totally honest.

This movie is funny! Old dogs have that latino dude from still waiting, john trvolta, that old dude that's buddies with him amnd all of my favorite actors but to be totally honest.

This world has turned into a "Getting hit in the nuts is funny as hell" society. wichis one of the reasons why I like watching comedy central because all of their jokes aren't about getting hit in the nuts. but great film.

[hackensac]

what sucks even more is that this is one of Bernie Mac's last films

[COD4K1LLER]

the best actor in the whole movie was the gorrial, and was the best character too

[SexuallyAmazing]

you guys think every couple of dudes from a buddy movie are actually homosexual it makes me laugh ahaha

[00Pablo01]

lol

[dtownhuztla]

I think you guys are HATERS!!! this movie was great!! Gad me laughing the whole way thoru it!!! HATERS!

[YB71KV]

Their not really haters they are critics and if the movie does not give them anything they will tell you. This movie has badly reviewed by almost every critic in the business so they are not haters at all. Don't hate them for voicing their opinions.

[hatjobmon]

A triforce of Bad movies

Old Dogs: Dumbest movie that make flo rida smart

North: Most racist movie that makes Hitler looks tame

Garbage Pail Kids: grossest movie that make brain dead seem normal

[GeneralThornton]

Wow, so much spam.

[ohstate411]

this movie was made in 2007 so john looks younger

[theresult23]

2:15 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA funniest shit i have ever seen

[dragonkyon]

lol carlyle's face

[strickerman101]

ususally i disagree with u guys at some point but this time i agree with u. this movie sucks so hard. i hated this so good damn much if there was somthing below f*ck you this would be that -10

[stephenroseccp]

I liked this movie, was not the best but I liked it

[pinonoir302]

Seth Green do exactly the same scene from whitout a paddle with a bear, with a Gorilla... .

[gamert28]

"May I remind you that Seth Green and Dax Shepard were in a movie called Without a Paddle" lol

[peterfinnfilms]

LOL at 1:07

[oiramldx]

good god how much spam is there here?

[moviedude1500]

this movie was absolutely funny!!!! but the hangover was more funny than old dogs

[snerblemeister]

i bought a 8 dollar ticket just to watch the first 15 minutes and be like wtf and make a big scene of walking out

worth it

XD

[girlrunner1]

I find it really funny (read: depressing) that there's alot of spam in the comments advertising seeing this movie for free when its clearly being described as a piece of shit on numerous levels

[CylonFraker]

i honestly thought without a paddle was a ninties movie too, i guess like the nedneck i buried deep inside my subconscious it just felt that long ago!

[puppeiluv826]

"I'm not gonna let this one beat me"

XD

[hackensac]

@puppeiluv826 Wait you still have never walked out of a film?

No

F--K, NOW I HAVE TO STAY!

[TF2Fan101]

@puppeiluv826

Wait, you still have never walked out of a film?

And I'm like no I haven't, and you were like

F**k, now I have to stay!!

[moviedude1500]

FULL PRICE!!!

[omgdetv]

worst movie ever, im trying to find an explanation why it is so bad :SS

[grilledpie95]

nice review

[EsquireStudios]

DOG SUICIDE LOL

[KaronsDarkness]

matt dillon was dally in the outsiders, how did he end up in this terrible movie?

[kdixon7783B]

He did it for JOHNNY.

[KaronsDarkness]

Look it up

[kdixon7783B]

Look what up? I was joking. "Lets do it for Johnny!" get it hmmm hummm.

[KaronsDarkness]

oh.....................

[Bigtymme]

that's classic, hahaha -- "F**k this movie!!", I haven't seen it and I still say "F**k this movie!!!" ( that's right i put 3 of them exclamation points)

[Bigtymme]

this best part 3:20 - 3:45

[Eidlones]

@Bigtymme

I unfortunatly have sdeen it.. gf dragged me along for her dads birthday.. I didnt laugh ONCE, even though the entire theatre was laughing >_>

it is literally what they say it is. no story, just a bunch of lame jokes where williams and travolta so stupid shit for zeros

[d21lewis]

That's why. That's why I subscribed. These guys are halarious!!

[alektheman123]

I felt just like Cyrus 15 min. in

[snarper]

Thx for the review! You should do one on Avatar though! I love to see that!

[Floralin]

yeah Avatar seems like a cool movie . m goin to see it next wednesday .

[LunaMo0n]

The thing is, everyone has different tastes in movies! Ever wonder why there's a "comedy" section in the video store? Or a Drama? They are there for people who enjoy them. Just like these guys. Personally, i have the same opinion as them for most movies. But if you don't like their opinion then don't watch their other videos or it will just piss you off.

[gladius900]

How do you guys get permission to use those movie clips? I mean, you guys rip apart the movie. You must get the clips, and THEN rip the movie. Hahaha

[metaitachi]

This movie SUUUUCKED.

[HackX9]

Walt Becker {Wild Hogs} directed this pile of shit, watch Princess and the Frog, so much fucking better.

[mastercheif1200]

whats weird is in with out a paddel seth green got captured by a bear and in this one hes captured by a gorilla

[Zmanwarrior]

3:48

For some reason that face scares the hell out of me.

[YanYingCookie]

This is the kind of movie you go to for cheep laughs, after a mind numbing work week. After seeing it, I have to give it a rental.

[Caturdayz]

Are you four?

[Caturdayz]

Explains it

[Ryanmiller70]

me two. I can't see what's not to like in this movie. people can enjoy it more if they stop comparing it to the last movie. i can understand if it a movie based on a book or magezine that you can compare it, but comparing this movie to another that has nothing to do with this one is complete bull shit.

[BarryAldridge]

This film looks so dumb and I really liked this review. Great job guys, I have been watching all of your reviews over the last few days and they are so good and funny to watch.

[justianfox64]

who the fuck wrote this shitbag  of a movie

[truthhopelove]

You guys forgot to mention that the late Bernie Mac was in this.

[gmproductions12]

They did mention that bernie mac was in this movie, go watch the full unedited review of this movie ! : )

[scottishdumbass]

judging from the trailer i'd give it a low rental. looks like there's one or two laughs in there. i'll still go and see it coz i like john travolta

[90sHeroMAXD]

the spill crew would be so cool to hang out with.

[Ryanmiller70]

This review is too harsh on this movie. I just saw it and it was funny as hell. Sure the first half wasn't much, but after the golf part, their was nothing but laughs from the audience. I give this movie a low full price. You guy's are too rough on movies. I mean come on, you only gave a better then sex movie to only 3 movies, and my opion is that cloverfield should have gotten a high some ole bullshit.

[095293003]

u dont tell movie reviewers to be less harsh on movie dumbass. And the 3 movies theyve given better than sex for are all amazing.

[Ryanmiller70]

i can agree with the dark knight, i haven't seen district 9, and cloverfield sucks dick.

[krazydude34]

OMG!!! finally someone who agrees dark knight was amazing and yes Distcit 9 was equally amazing. Cloverfeild was boring and dumb

[Ryanmiller70]

so wait did you like old dogs? and also i don't know how someone could hate the dark knight. you would have to hate batman in order to hate the dark knight.

[krazydude34]

i never saw it and dont plan to cause it looks bad.

[Ryanmiller70]

Are you believing what these 4 immature man children are saying? If so, then still go see it. If I didn't go see a movie every time these 4 gave a bad score on a movie, then I wouldn't know anything or anyone in the acting business. Since I don't believe everything these guys say, I have seen and own over 50 movies, even ones that these guys said sucked.

[ZachManBeast123]

Like The Blindside

[krazydude34]

i thought it looked bad before the review i dont want to see it

[BRANDOZERO]

@Ryanmiller70 having seen this movie, I can say that those "man children" were right.

[Ryanmiller70]

so apparently, you can't laugh at all or else you would have enjoyed the hell out of this movie.

[BRANDOZERO]

@Ryanmiller70 no, I mean, It's just not good. sure, there was a chuckle or two, put it was just..stupid.

I wouldn't recomend it, but whatever floats your boat.

[dante1562]

Wow, I thought i was the only one in the world who hated the fuck out of Cloverfield.

[Floralin]

oh why , i loved Cloverfield ! I admit i had to stop half way through as i was getting dizzy due to the camera moving too much . why did u all not like ?

[dante1562]

I thought it was completely boring and stupid, the dialogue and acting was horrible, the characters were all fucking annoying, there wasn't a single moment in the film where i gave half a shit about anything that was going on, and the only thing i was sure about towards the end was that i badly wanted all the characters to DIE!!! The agonazingly long opening sequence in which a bunch of drunken teenagers have a party for 20 minutes and the FUCK YOU ending didn't help either.

[Xeivous]

i want a Mr. Fox review.

[gmproductions12]

The mr fix review is already out, go watch there unedited reviews on their site or itunes

[Weirdgirl213]

this is one of the funniest reviews they have ever made! I love it when they review bad movies, cause there is more comedy!

[DJTEVAdotCOM]

by that i mean it may be funny for old people but not for the rest of us.

[DJTEVAdotCOM]

Rotten Tomatoes gave this film 5 out of 100 of 75 reviews....ouch!!! From the trailer, I knew this was an old farts comedy.

[mussonman]

i've read that critics have absolutely hated this movie... which can only mean one thing.... that it is awesome and possibly one of the best movies ever

I.E Miss March

[redfroggle]

I watched an interview today with John T. He had asked his daughter 2 or 3 yrs ago to either be in a music video or movie with him, her choice. She told him she wasn't ready yet. She pops up this year and says she want to do a movie. He calls the wild hogs dude and asks to do this movie only if his daughter and wife can join the cast.

This whole movie is basically a home film project for their family.

I love JT but this does look lame.

[jkss3493]

lol good review especially the without a paddle part lmao

[Destoryers14]

This movie sounds horrific.

[fahriah]

i wanna see this funny movie..... i' v seen the thriller, it is really funny.

[Boky505]

@fahriah

u mean trailer

[nedimas]

Ok im confused did they like the movie or not?

[Destoryers14]

They hated it

[gasfgiop]

uh, when someone tells you it's "some ol' bullshit", would you say that's a good thing?

idiocracy and brainless society, huh?

[TheRealDeal1515]

They clearly hated it and rated the movie as some ol' bullshit.

LOL how can u even be confused?

[zoomanxxx]

Old Dogs movie is sick so funny its epic i swear I laughed a lot until my face started to hurt from laughing I really recommand this movie it one of the best movies ever.

[jefftam1234]

I see the movie has traumatized the linguistic center of your brain. Hence the incapacity of forming a coherent notion.