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  • Sheen's a fag

  • winning duh

  • Sheen you seem to come off as a try hard Hunter S Thompson. Keep rocking that crack pipe-So winning!

  • I would love to know where his family are and why it would appear the poor guy is not getting the help and support he needs. His family is laden with wealthy famous individuals. There is enough strength there to help him surely? It just saddens me to see this happen to the guy.

  • Sheen is a pure and utter nut case, he has enough money to live in comfort away from public scrutiny and he can embark on a new life away from what he knows as normal.

  • What contains the bottle? Water o Pisco? XD

  • its a form of mind control for weak minded drug users

  • it comes crashing down upon you either way, accept yourself

  • @ username no hes on tha drug charlie sheen you wouldnt be able to handle it your face would melt WICKID SHIT

  • Whoop whoop SHEEN YOU NEED TO POST MORE WINING VIDEOS tha los and lettes love you FAMILY MUCH MOTHAFUCKIN CLOWN LOVE WINING!!!

  • What a old load off waffling bollocks u r a loser u ain't winning anything but the trip to a morgue quicker.

  • nice, steve the pony :D

  • wtf is he on

  • @turnbull524 crack and many other drugs lol well hes clean now bti im shure it fucked his brain up

  • this is poetry

  • Winning TROOLS!!!!

  • wow to good

    

  • I love how he talks in riddles

  • r.i.p.

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  • SHEEN / VENTURA 2012

  • He is an artist...his words are mesmerising... I LOVE YOU CHARLIE!

  • nunca sera lo mismo two and half men°°°°°°° 

  • He is fun.

  • as a man is whatever you want to call him ... as a comedian he's just brilliant ... two and a half man without him ... recipe for disaster. But that's life ... all good things come to an end ...

  • word-artist!

  • i love u ... please back to ... two and a half men .... the problem is not that you are bipolar the problem is that they dont know how to treat a bipolar (if u are)... we need tolerance in these world for all people, we have to learn how to treat all the people even if they are angry or happy.

  • he needs to come out with a poetry book, I would buy it for the lulz

  • What?!.....

  • this fool is so funny.. though...

  • #WINNING

  • Awesome! Steve the pony who gallops into the basement to acquire the ancient flatware and a rotting cheeseboard covered in the mold of their moral dysentery.

    This is awesome poetry, it flows so well. Dance in my gold! Also I don't think malaria has a smell.

  • Charlie Sheen you are the one of the few who keeps this fucking world interesting!!!!

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  • Charlie is the boss ^^ charlie for president!!!!!!!

  • I don't know why but I look at you as my idol. Besides the drinking and drugs and smoking; you are fuckin' EPIC!!! Keep on winning Charlie -3

  • Chew hartily loser, soon you'll have nothing left (enjoy your career while it lasts, soon you'll lose it all.)

  • Angry mob raiding your muckhole, grab ankles and accept your fate LMAO. (He's saying bend over and get buttraped.)

  • I don't agree with his lifestyle, but I have to say he's the Edgar Allen Poe of our time (sadly half of you probably don't know who that is). And btw, DAMN, he tore them a new asshole. Fukn brilliant.

  • Anyone who posesses the mindframe advanced beyond that of a 12 year old with the ability of abstract thought and the attention span greater than that of a peanut can understand what he's saying.

  • @R3n3gade89 What he's saying in this video is less about the actual words (although a little bit of this does have an actual point) and more about seeing how far he could push his deadpanning and tongue-in-cheek humor before the American idiots would pick up on the fact that 90% of what he was saying was not intended on being taken seriously. He was legitimately pissed at Lorre/CBS and thinks AA is a fraud, but the rest was more about going against cliche interviews and expectations.

  • What have you done, Charlie... what have you done...

  • Admittily i do not agree with the drugs but i do agree with his cause. He is kicking soceity up the ass and saying come and get me if you can, you m@'*ther-F@*%ng

    say it!!!

  • To be honest i agree with charlie sheen, it was his show why do you think he was called charlie sheen on the show. He deserves to be on the show, throw Aston Kutcher in the street if you watch the so called new opening title on youtube it is crap.

  • perfection

  • You know that nobody understands you right? I mean, no one understands what you are trying to say

  • come on, he doesn't look as fucked up here as everybody's saying. u gotta keep in mind that he's already 46.

  • This is like a Brett Easton Ellis book on tape. It's pretty good. It's like a Hunter S. Thompson gibberish.

  • Live and let live. If this is the crazy stuff he wants to do, then so be it. Good on you Mr Sheen.

  • The comments here worry me more than Charlie Sheen. You people are all ill.

  • To think I still enjoy watching him on Two and a Half Men ...

    Watching this, however, I just feel sorry for him. He's slowly killing himself, and his career.

  • YOU WERE ON THE BEST SHOW EVER AND NOW YOU ARE DOING VIDEOS IN YOUTUBE????

  • Mindless drug-induced babble. Sheen, make sure to have your secretary or any of your whores who you bone these days leave me a message when you are dead and buried and mark out the location of your gravestone so that I may come and dance and piss on it, right above the 6 feet of dirt incasing your rotting corpse. Fuck you Sheen you dipshit.

  • @ClownViolenceBoogie Fuck you.....

  • @MrThrashKing Same to you buddy.

  • winning

    

  • You're brilliant Charlie! I see it as an advantage that most ppl don't get your razorsharp wit, sarcasm and honesty dressed with unique linguistic eloquence, regardless of how it is fuelled. Stay safe and controversial; we have too many sheep and sanctimonious twats among the homosapien.

  • @CityRuler1 He's a nutcase. I find this annoyingly compelling though, adolescent and narcissistic as it is. You don't get many people talking like this. Wish he'd do something better with it though.

  • awsome i love you man

  • ugh... just... who TF cares? What's more interesting? ANYTHING.

  • the funny part is that the people he is talking about see him as a joke and a junkie on a very angry high, i hope he gets clean up not for him but for his kids.

    seek help and you will find it. The world is not out to get you charlie, on the contrary half of them are tired of your behvior and sad, they other half hope you get well soon. I know people that have used for a long time and this is Exactly the same way they are talking and behaving and thinking..there is still hope!

  • Your Dad is a legend. You are...... just strange.

  • @wongal370 Charlie Sheen is WINNING!!!

  • Duuuuude, quit hating on Charlie Sheen. You def don't know him, so don't judge him.

  • Charlie sheen is the man! Fucking funny as hell

  • This is all being read by Sheen. He's got the whole world thinking he's gone bahooties! Great acting for sure.

  • A perfect example of what often happens to people brought up in a privileged, liberal environment with little education. You must be so proud Martin.

  • He rabbits on a bit :/ lol

  • WHY IS HE SO MEAN lol

  • LOL HE SCARES ME... but its interesting to see how "tiger-blood" minds work.. or should i say MIND because he's the only "perfect" one

  • I have to say this is great stuff, it's a million times better than 2&1/2 men ever was

  • This is one brilliant ass Diss to his enemies. It's as scathing as Tupac's Hit Em Up...Edgar Allan Poe style. I could listen to this many times over.Less Than Goonves (Leslie Moonves) CBS president, especially his rants against Chuck Lorre or whatever variation he calls him. One of the better videos he put out.

  • lmao, i think I may be one of the only people who will understand his strange ramblings :3 he's a kid behind the narcissism and the irony.

  • People arent exactly rushing out to see a Ashton Kutcher movie. He has no draw. By the way Ahston, those camera commercials make you look homosexual.

  • I died of boredom at 56 seconds

  • Is this a joke and/or publicity stunt? If not then it's probably drug induced. I have had friends act in a similar manner after staying up for many days consuming large amounts of stimulants and alcohol. He's not better than everyone else. His arrogance is the only reason I don't like him (not to mention his hitting women and such).

    What an assbag. I wonder what he'll say when he realizes he's just as weak and frail as most everyone else (i.e. death)?

  • @MisterLepton I agree. If it wasn't for the woman beating and wife bashing I'd really like this guy. Real shame, because he's not so lame an actor as some people make out and he's handsome. Gah! Damn your drug binges and violent mood swings, Charlie!

    I don't mind too much about his arrogance, he's from a nepotistic Hollywood clan so I suppose it comes with the territory. Or his genes. His 'Adonis DNA' speaking for him, maybe? lol Or not enough attention as a kid.

  • Wow.... It was cool & funny when he first started this... But, now he has completely lost his mind (shaking my head)

  • charlie i hope u see this comment you didnt live up to your dad and everyones just laughing at you your a huge joke a dick and your not as good as you think you are everyones gunna look back on you and laugh and say oh yea thats the loser that made stupide youtube videos and went crazy and said im not human your soo dumb

  • @critterkiller105 u suck ass u disgusting troll

  • WTF XD

  • poor charlie has lost his mind. what a terribly sad spectacle.

  • 0.o what does this mean!?

  • Dark quote: "...as the desperate cries of the soon forgotten echo freely in my lair, directing your gaze to their silly and sad, legless and dying heartbeats. Beware, I told all..."

    Am I the only one who finds him at all sinister?

  • I want to follow you in a religion. START A RELIGION!!!!!!!!!! XD

  • @TheRealNathanStanley The show is going to suck. Chuck Lorre is an idiot and after this is going to be ruined. I'm not a charlie sheen maniac fan but I do like him. I'm just stating the fact the show won't go on for 1 season with Kutcher.

  • O H MY GOD!! XD Dude I love the way you talk. You have a fantastic arsenal of words

  • you gotta respect his will to fisht back, But he needs to get over it. He got fired, you can't get a million bucks cause you got fired, otherwise I'd be a millionaire. Charlie Sheen needs to learn that when you get fired, you tell your boss to suck it, key his car and move on.

    Besides 2 1/2 men is going to be much better with ashton kutcher now.

  • They make really strong meds for his condition.

  • They make really strong meds for his condition

  • The trolls, who think C. Sheen´s rants are meant serious and CS´s mind is in a state of near lunacy, are the same trolls who think "The Onion" is a real news-journal.

    Greetngs from Germany, Charly, I´d luv to party with u sometime!

  • Why do people think this guy is such a legend? He was in Two and a half men for fuck sake, hes not a fucking god. He has about as much relevance as Mr Bean. The only good thing he has done is Platoon.

  • @wongal370 It's because people like him.

  • @wongal370 ummm major league, major league 2, wall street, the rookie, the chase. watch some of those

  • Truth is the soul of poety, and when Charlie Sheen bares his soul, kudos !

  • Charlie, your performance is epic. You could easily do broadway. Your the best ever, fuck those assholes in the media. You are no troll kind sir. You will always own in my book bro. Here's the reality of it all buddy. If you were to look up winning on google, then click images; well there you have it and there it is. I have always admired you, but now you are the uber hero that can be summed up in one word. Winning!

  • I don't know about you guys, but I find Charlie Sheen to be quite awesome! Fuck all you trolls, you are no match for the great warlock, Sheenathustra!

  • Looks like all that shit that went down really fucked you up, but despite the fact that you clearly need to get help, or just kill yourself before you realize how stupid you look, I personally hope you don't ever recover. There's nothing quite as funny as people making asses of themselves without even realizing, no matter the cause, and that, my good "warlock", is all you are currently, and probably ever be winning at.

  • Winning- I am winning too bro.

  • crack has fucked this cunts brain !!! fuck borre ??? did you get that material from a school kid ??? sizzle loosing bye ??? you sound like a fucking moron

  • i was "the fuck?"ing all the time while watching this vid

  • All your videos contain the same concept you are not a warlock no one is we are like ants alone we are powerful NOT your winning cause people are watching get it now suck it attack me I have more pain inside than you know and fear of my inevitable future and it won't change clean up yourself so I won't have another pain in the future

  • wow. quit acting like your not a pathetic addict...... it annoying that you think your right all the time.

  • Crazy minds produce the best poetry.

  • @CarlosMarti123 Yeah, "Chuck E Cheese Ball", "Suck and muck", "Shitty shitty suck suck", and a pony named Steve, of course. Pure genius NOT.

  • shitty shitty suck suck

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  • @NJS57 Are you an idiot?

  • winning is obviosly a code word for mass ammounts of cocaine

  • charlie sheen your the man 

  • I think he just takes a bunch of random words & puts em together, What makes it said is that people think its genius. He is a BULLSHIT artist. Ungrateful, egotistical, douchebag. How can people like this fool. hes not funny or smart. Actually he's lame & stupid. I love that people are starting to realize how awful he is. He's being seen as the loser he is. THANK GOD

  • @suzanneb1985 "random" "BULLSHIT" "Ungrateful" "egotistical" "douchebag" "fool" "Actually" "lame" "stupid" "people" "realize" "awful" "loser" "GOD"

  • Obviously he is addressing various people. Some of them that could be friends and others that he really doesn't like. Like the chuck guy he is talking about.

  • someone's been shooting up that tiger blood!

  • lol didnt have a clue what he just said in that video.

  • We need new videos from the Warlock! this shit is hilarious.

  • I held my breath, NAH, I took a a deep, yea, and then looked at my gold. My golden pony with a tail like a dog... Not just any dog, a GOLDEN dog... A troll of a dog, my favorite doge. I held a tin can made of gold, Im a warlock, a warlock with no brain.. But I have brain, a soul in my brain, a fermented soul within a brain made of gold. My mother knew of this golden soul which she tried to abort, but the tools, the tools, the coat hanger, was that of GOLD!!!!

  • Right. Charlie. I like you, however what the hell are you talking about?! you're not making any sense. Why don't you try using ordinary language and phrases and move away from teh hummus comments and talk about something relevant?

  • I like this Charlie love ur show also!

  • @finnstah lol im not sure, im not very smart. Thanks for thinking I was though :)

  • 8:07 - 8:14 totally winning awkward pause.

    

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  • He should become a poet.

  • @StinkyPoop1000 What does he mean when he says: "The fucking warlock of your jelous face sits before you, undigested humus trading real estate for this fire dance"? I don't get it. I'm not too quick or advanced enough to understand, so I need it explained to me. HELP!

  • @StinkyPoop1000 He published a poetry book in 1989 called 'A Peace of My Mind' but I don't believe it was a bestseller exactly, and it's currently unavailable.

  • lo alll ur bullshyt i got sheen korner is for sale for a bar nice life kinda sucks when ur not makin 1.8 mil per episode u spoiled junkie fuck

  • Your show reminds me of the fireside chats, lol

  • (continued @alexjonesexposed1) You don't know if Charlie cares dude. People who he hasn’t met him do. He's fried his fucking mind. He goes on rants and believes the crap he says, however disillusioned it is. That's what happens to fucking long-term hard-core drug addicts.

  • I feel sorry for the guy. It's gotta be hard dealing with the mental shit he does. Sheen’s doing something he wants & likes. Who gives a shit if its insane, and I have to give him props for that. He’s just talking & putting himself out there man. Only you can make it effect you. He can’t make anyone do or feel shit. Stop acting like Sheen and his followers are fucking with your life or killed your dog, raped your mom, robbed you blind, impregnated your girlfriend and killed your fucking dad and

  • got you arrested for it!So stop taking it so fucking personally! No in that world knows you fucking exist! You know it’s narcissistic borderline personality assholes like you that make Americans and the military look like ignorant bigots and cause the whole world to fucking hate us because of your arrogance. Say something we don’t know man. You need to grow the fuck up and get a life dude maybe a brain could help too.

  • @alexjonesexposed1, what the hell is wrong with you? Don't you have anything better to do then ignorantly telling off people for having opinions or insulting them because of their support for someone, even if that person isn't doing well or self centered and narcissistic? Soljahbo isn't charlie sheen, and because he supports charlie that gives you no right to be such a fucktard. Maybe you should learn how to shut the fuck up dude, what the hell do you think people in the film industry do?

  • he thinks hes a warlock lol

  • he sounds like an active Hunter S Thompson, no?

  • @therollingtrees Yes he does and you're not the only one to notice. Many have commented on this and I noticed too.

  • hey chaz what up bro? itts your ol friend Ritchie$Rich. Dude i know ya dont want to hear it but i am your friend. yes after i had my fall out 3rd od on fentnoyl. I looked hard to make a change. as in u nobody wanted to hear what i had to say untill it all turned true.bro i am your friend and wont give u a bum steer,u can stay and hang at my place and chill awhile.i made the guest bed up for ya bro. just let me know when your ready to go fast forward bro, peace chuck jk L8r bro RRR

  • WAKE UP PEOPLE

    THIS IS **** NOT **** CHARLIE SHEEN'S REAL CHANNEL !!!!!!!!!

    CHARLIE'S REAL CHANNEL IS CALLED "CharlieSheen" (just search it), AND WAS SET UP IN 2006 (WHEN HE FIRST STARTED LOOKING INTO THE 9/11 FRAUD).

    THIS TROLL IS USING CHARLIES NAME TO SELL YOU $6 T-SHIRTS.

  • hey look the fuck stupid fuck making a fool of himself again!!!

  • i gots tiger blood fuk yeah!!!!

  • What The Brown Did I Just Watch?

  • @godslayerno1 i think iv seen you on a youtube vid of minecraft game..but im not sure

  • ...i just don't fucking get it...though it's kinda fnny that in Two and a half man he plays a drunkard...a rich drunkard at that. And then...ah whatever...

  • Ok. This guy needs help. He has gone off the deep end, and bad bad people are willing to exploit his downfall for their gain. Please thumbs up this if you agree that caring about Charlies life is more important than cheap, disgusting entertainment.

  • Charlie, you're a god damn legend. Fuck these neigh sayers... They fail to comprehend, and therefore claim insult as a mechanism of defense. If people do not understand, they pose fear. I have respect for you Charlie. Keep your head high mate, since the majority of the world is not ready for you... They just don't get it. Peace.

  • @soljahbo Its only retarded gamers like you that support sheen.Stick to your imaginary videos games like chucky lives in his imaginary world of success.You have no money to buy his crap soo he could give a rats ass about you.Stop sucking up to train wricks.He doesnt give a fuck about you period only your money,face it.

  • @alexjonesexposed1 For starters, you don't know a God damn thing about me. Secondly, I don't give a fucking shit what you think. I have my opinion on the subject and I am entitled to it, now piss off you arrogant elitist dick juggling douche fuck. PS - I made $230k this year... no money? Fuck you asshole.

  • @soldjahboy After 2 episodes I predict the ratings will fall like stocks on Wall Street, advertisers will pull their slots, money will be lost and heads will roll from the top down as Sumner comes back from vacation to offer LM a permanent one unless he can deliver CS back on set.

  • .... you just don't get it. Everything you have, we have provided. And while this is all mildly amusing, we grow tired of you. You are fragile... with no more substance than a crumbling autumn leave. You can't survive without us... its all you know.

  • Are you really a Reds fan? That's huge!!

  • In every vid he is with a cigarette, you're going to die very very soon, Charlie.

  • @omegaplib He smokes one cigarette in each vid, I know people who smoke packs of cigarettes every day, and have been doing so for many years.

  • Charlie is trying to turn himself into the character in his fathers film- Apoclaypse Now- Marlon Brando & Dennis Hopper-Both play psycho-freaks.Marlon- a general gone nuts & Hopper- a photographer gone nuts.

    They both speak just like Charlie is TRYING to do.But...Big Fail LOOSING!! It's not working Charlie.He even copied the fucking helicopter rotor noise from the movie at the end of his nonsensical rant.I guess u can do anything when you're rich.Hopper is turning in his grave.WAKE UP CHARLIE.

  • whats the name of your disease?

  • @Gaghacker I THINK HE CALLS IT SHEEN , i wonder if he knows that hes coming across as a total loony...i used to think he was pretty awesome its such a shame ...if not amusing :)

  • He is crazy but genious. I totally disagree with his philosophy and life style, but even though talking in circles rather than a complete circle they come around at different level creating a spiral. Sadly his spiral may be spiraling down instead of up. The cricle of creative is not complete until their is an audience and here am I watching this adding to his insanity.

  • Winning's a hell of a drug...

  • I got tiger blood now to fight the trolls!

  • he's just too old

  • what...the...fuck...

  • charlie spend some of that millions of dollars you have and fix your ugly teeth

  • what the hell is he talking about? I loved him on two and half men but now I can't understand anything he's talking about... how weird

    

  • We know ur a genius man they just don't know to take the reality.

  • Glad to see the show in Detroit went so well...lol!

  • how fucking high can ya be?

  • Love you Charlie.... we all do, here in Spain WINNING!

  • Hey man, hope everything goes for ya, you are one the best comedian actors. I'm one of your fans! Hang in there.

  • my theory is he is dying and doesn't give a fuck, poor bastard. he looks like he's got cancer.

  • snore.....

    You got fired. Suck it up like a man.

  • One word Tourettes

  • charlie you can do every drugs known to man,and ill still support you!