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I vaguely remember the trunk monkey, actually. Oh, and I think the Mercury Mistress was from Saturday Night Live, the guy looked like one of those people.
Hell yeah! LOL blind man ad. Love the levis! What a lucky man. Lesson learned, wear black sunglasses and hold the stick for the blind when in the toilet...
@Gutsyndicate Thank u so much for this awesome comment, wow, i mean the internet is sooo intelligent and produces nothing but intelligent people, im so stunned right now
Hi dumbass, i am aware your may have severe learning disabilities so ill just let you know that suburban auto group is an american company, so is Mercury, so is Nationwide insurance..... not to mention that Europeans dont speak in an american accent.
Idiot, I'm just talking about the three sex videos at the beginning, about blow jobs etc. and having sex with your car. I have never seen those aired in America. it will be unacceptable, but in Europe, most of this is alright.
dear bro...no hard feelings to those who put thumbs down to your comments...that's how commercials nowadays....they exploit women in the name of profit....the world is turning back to it's dark ages...where women are not respected as the way the should...thank Allah that we are muslims
uhm, the first one isn't a car commercial. The text is german and says "need glasses?" and "your optometrist". So its a joint commercial of the german optometristsand not about cars.
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alexislul1 1 week ago
i feel the first commercial was funniest.
shreybeyblader 3 weeks ago
Mt. Hood!?
Tdawg1978 1 month ago
roflcopter XD
Katbettyboop1 1 month ago
lmao ,shit too funny
terrinarivera 1 month ago
Where can I buy this trunk monkey?
flees4free 2 months ago
i want the trunk monkey. . hahaha lol
imarcoi123 4 months ago 2
@imarcoi123 me 2
natja130986 3 months ago
o wow if my parents knew i was watching this...they'd laf too!!!
jade59230 5 months ago
holy shit rofl
kcdclan 5 months ago
trunk monkey ftw o.o
Xis03 5 months ago
what if a woman wants to buy a mercury mistress?!
afnanafshou 5 months ago 7
@afnanafshou they dont
kikahaismyname 3 months ago
@afnanafshou Trailer hitch modification. XD
TheMagister 3 months ago
@afnanafshou They have to buy the manual version with a special shifter
Coffee45 2 months ago
@afnanafshou Put a penis in the shair
axelmixer2 2 months ago
@axelmixer2 rofl
afnanafshou 2 months ago
The truck monkey is fantastic.
TheAngelo12th 6 months ago 3
i badly need the trunk monkey
fall4fellatio 6 months ago
haha first one is incredibly dirty.
lgliggy 6 months ago
4:30 lol, the aliens outsmarted us!
GiaJ1 6 months ago
GOOD SENCE OF HUMOUR=GOOOD SENCE OF LIFE..and important feature of leader's carisma
video with se with the car however would not be allowed in UE due to ethical concerns reflected in laws
dreamsatnight1 6 months ago
))))!!!!!!!!!
dreamsatnight1 6 months ago
I vaguely remember the trunk monkey, actually. Oh, and I think the Mercury Mistress was from Saturday Night Live, the guy looked like one of those people.
D13fledermause 6 months ago
1:26 sexy
TheSnotify 7 months ago
0:55 waka flocka old job
benx350 7 months ago
And I jizzed in my car
kameronkazi99 8 months ago
In my opinion Mercury Mistresses aren't very good family cars.
eskimodude812 8 months ago
1:57...is that a MG TF??
dude that car is no cool at all.
paliwoo 8 months ago
it's real the mercury mistress stuff?
Pseudofedrina 9 months ago
@Pseudofedrina Fake, the car shown is Lincoln Continental
jason123456789210 7 months ago
seat panda? also exists a fiat panda...
Pseudofedrina 9 months ago
@Pseudofedrina Seat used to sell rebadge Fiat products unitl VW bought the brand.
mundotaku 9 months ago
2:16 wtf
ratedrsuperstar302 9 months ago
than woman missed her mar at 0:14
ratedrsuperstar302 9 months ago
ROFL 1:36
isokessu 10 months ago
first one was the best
123cdecde 11 months ago
wth nationwide isnt a car
Y2JBrokeTheCode 11 months ago
@Y2JBrokeTheCode bu it is a kinda of insurinse for cars
nauruto012009 10 months ago
oh wow the american adds are terrible
zelby 11 months ago
Suburban Auto Group must be located in Texas...Chuck Norris's state
kirkey99 1 year ago
i bet theres a dead girl inside the mercury mistress
babyzaper 1 year ago
ROFL AT 3:25
DaleYarbo 1 year ago
mercury mistress for all your humping needs
hump while you pump
harjoytlikescheese 1 year ago
who would want to steal a chevy impala?
MrSimonlau 1 year ago
mercury wat the best
xXMilaNestaXx13 1 year ago
Note to self: buy trunk monkey.
Vilandaxs 1 year ago 6
audio sync issues?
GrahamCrackers94 1 year ago 2
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joewillgo 1 year ago
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joewillgo 1 year ago
i want a trunk monkey
Sirimico 1 year ago 30
the best one was the nissan sunny
Annihilator1111 1 year ago
In 1:42 You Can See The Mic Thing On The Top
HabboRoomsOfTheMonth 1 year ago
Man Europeans are messed up lol
Supperliagera 1 year ago 2
Trunk Monkey!!! :)
Fupsennod 1 year ago
HAHA the blind commercial
OtakuDoki 1 year ago 5
why dont lamborghinis have this???????
0OXFOREVERO0 1 year ago
@0OXFOREVERO0 cause lambos suck,trunk in da front
PhamDC5 1 year ago
Beware the crazy rasta man. He will push your nice porsche over a cliff. :(
nikkigirl822 1 year ago
@WesleyConoway you should have like stickers saying "!no smoking while giving head! " on ur penis...
ebebimik 1 year ago
omgeeeeeeeeeeeeee wtf lol
jazzyjazz678 1 year ago
Note to self: Never buy an used Mercury Mistress.
MMpokhara 1 year ago 155
@MMpokhara theres no such thing as a mercury mistress, never was. The car your talking about is a lincoln continental
andyass3 8 months ago
So funny that the Levi's ad crept its way in here. Ain't complaining, though, 'cos I've always loved that ad :)
squiddledeedee 1 year ago
Trunk monkeys for everyone!!!!
antho3001 1 year ago
Hooker+Car=BEST INVENTION EVAR!
Severepwner 1 year ago 3
Shit i need to get one of those trunk monkeys.
cuautlajal 1 year ago
still that head was horny lol
6Ace0Ace0Ace9 1 year ago
Work that shifter!
wookovar 1 year ago
i love the glasses lady
100amirsaad 1 year ago
LOL! 1:20 the butterfly effect
derick1259 1 year ago
To hell with the cars i want a truck monkey :D
TheWilsonGentry 1 year ago
now i want a monkey in the back of my car!!!1
kingsgman 1 year ago
lol
QuentinDylanP 1 year ago
What was with the commercial at 2:25? It was funny, but it was an ad for Levi's Jeans, not an automobile company.
Rawk4Life 1 year ago
What was in that Rasta's candy bar that he thought the guy on the side of the road wanted to push his own car off a cliff?
Rawk4Life 1 year ago
it is no longer RELEASE THE KRAKEN... but now RELEASE THE TRUNK MONKEY jajajajaa LOL
kendambu 1 year ago
The first one was showed in Europe as a commercial for glasses
redfable55 1 year ago
how the hell was the first one ever allowed to air
spartan688082 1 year ago
Because it was filmed in a country where the censors don't care how risque a commercial gets as long as the company gets their product sold.
Rawk4Life 1 year ago
trunk monkey i want one
azzonwow 1 year ago
lol mercury is for guys who cant get women
alexeddy79 1 year ago
Hahahaah! A car you can have sex with .. did you like use the lights as Boobs xD ?!
Jessieeable 1 year ago
LOve the Trunk monkey
buddhaboyd 1 year ago
trunk monkey
ristancarl78 1 year ago
Hell yeah! LOL blind man ad. Love the levis! What a lucky man. Lesson learned, wear black sunglasses and hold the stick for the blind when in the toilet...
death4hiro 1 year ago
how the hell does a dozer backing up at 5mph fling a boulder across the damn town? damn commercials...get some sense :P
freedumfighta 1 year ago
@freedumfighta It must of had some Chuck Norris DNA implanted in it.
One3teen 1 year ago
lucky guy got to see some bo-obies 1:29 - 1:31
bmx9380 1 year ago
damn now i want a mercury mistress
kuddurss 1 year ago
only in different countries
vanquishman 1 year ago
I bet it used sperm as fuel lol.
Marinemauro 1 year ago
2:29 Lady Gaga?
InvaderJem 1 year ago 3
its not truck monkey its the ninja car monkey XD
korenlass88 1 year ago
1st one is the best
LMFAO
badbarada 1 year ago
...handles like a freaky European gymnast. A line used in all Mercury Mistress dealerships.
WhoWantsToKnow81 1 year ago
I want a trunk monkey!!
ajam10121 1 year ago 3
yes, i would lose my virginity to a car.
NintendogsPlayer 1 year ago
...is that a stick shift in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? lol!!
JoeyJr702 1 year ago
LMAO 3:50
thevideocaller 1 year ago
gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it on down the road.
ehaww 1 year ago
mercury goes on sperm not on gas :)
juzekas 1 year ago 103
FUCK FOrd!!
chabbalato 1 year ago
@chabbalato fuck tomatoes!
Pekainis 1 year ago
yay trunk monkey!
MrDemonwhore 1 year ago
The Mercury Mistress: Oh yes, men do love their cars.
DVDluvr123 1 year ago 3
I love the trunk monkey commercials. The one with the donut is the best one to me.
3619Country 1 year ago
i loved green guys on mars and printer :)
TruePolvora 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH C
pelleSa 1 year ago
the mistrees is having a pleasent time im going to get his mistrees beacause it was used by him
and the trunk monkey one where he muders the rober and thwows him off a bridge
EPIC
guysshouldbegay 1 year ago
Man, I've heard of guys who love their cars more than their wives, but DAMN!
Paool3107 1 year ago
The Trunk monkey!!! lol
GTtuner56 1 year ago
fake and gay
11Adrianluongo11 1 year ago
HAH! i like the first one, second, and third. also the blind one. lol that mars one is really funny too. That trunk monkey is epic too.
DJacKnifeAlpha 1 year ago
Dear, I never forgot the radio sound of the rasta guy, awesome!
0:49
S51E 1 year ago
lol i bet it was a band comercial
drcasper24 1 year ago
At 2:30 how is that a car commercial? is said levis
Bluntmage25 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
This Ads are unfit for America, only in Europe will garbage like this be aired.
Gutsyndicate 1 year ago
@Gutsyndicate Thank u so much for this awesome comment, wow, i mean the internet is sooo intelligent and produces nothing but intelligent people, im so stunned right now
Semencic 1 year ago 2
@Gutsyndicate
Hi dumbass, i am aware your may have severe learning disabilities so ill just let you know that suburban auto group is an american company, so is Mercury, so is Nationwide insurance..... not to mention that Europeans dont speak in an american accent.
You know what that means? No? didnt think so
brian100pd 1 year ago
Idiot, I'm just talking about the three sex videos at the beginning, about blow jobs etc. and having sex with your car. I have never seen those aired in America. it will be unacceptable, but in Europe, most of this is alright.
Gutsyndicate 1 year ago
@Gutsyndicate
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! wow u really
are quite slow... go shag you Mercury!!
(remember that? no? the american car?
brian100pd 1 year ago 2
the mercury add is not real, it's a Saturady Night Live skit
yemi2011 1 year ago
@yemi2011 well in that case, saturday night live is unfit for europe, only in america will garbage like this be aired.
brian100pd 1 year ago
wtf is ur problem these were pretty funny
SoapyLongshot 1 year ago
unfit for America? You mean sexy, witty and smart commercials?
3x0rcyst3m 1 year ago
there is nothing sexy or witty about a woman sucking a dick, that is kinda crude and cheesy.
If I want to watch porn I will, but don't air that on National TV where all kinds of ppl will see it.
Gutsyndicate 1 year ago
TRUNK MONKEY FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!
puffadoeback 1 year ago
yaaah brother thank allah that we are muslims Our religion calls for good decency and respect
alsarem2012 1 year ago
haha the Trunk Monkey!! xDDDDD
FinalFlash0 1 year ago 4
1st video is the best!!!
elmafia187 1 year ago
hahahahhahaha the trunk moonkey i want one
yun514 1 year ago
hmmi am ready for some action any guys want to take the challenge?
CheaMcdermott89 1 year ago
why in your countries the people do not respect women ..
there is a big deffrents between us
a woman in muslim countries live like a king
11011f11011 1 year ago
dear bro...no hard feelings to those who put thumbs down to your comments...that's how commercials nowadays....they exploit women in the name of profit....the world is turning back to it's dark ages...where women are not respected as the way the should...thank Allah that we are muslims
anasnaknota 1 year ago
yah brother thank Allah that we are muslims
11011f11011 1 year ago
your nasty why did you have to put in the 3 28 part
my 8 year old sister told me about this vid
hshacker 1 year ago
coolio
oblivion1025 1 year ago
suburban auto group in Portland, Oregon. Yes love Portland
oduhbaby1 1 year ago
Truck mokeh ftw
TehFlapjack91 1 year ago
*trunk monkey lol
agustust14 1 year ago 2
race = fail - Dick suck for the win
MrDontusecondoms 1 year ago
Lol, I loved the monkey one.
qreenninja 1 year ago
loool man 4:35
zalanka1996 1 year ago
this first one is an eyeglass commercial
Security98 1 year ago
this is coooll
eeeeeeeeeeerrt 1 year ago
i loveedd the trunk monkey <3
blackpik2000 1 year ago 16
:59 its calvin!
TheMikentyty 1 year ago
lol, i remember trunk monkey :)
Bakn8tr 1 year ago
6:42 ha ha ha
skaterdudeprodutions 1 year ago
uhm, the first one isn't a car commercial. The text is german and says "need glasses?" and "your optometrist". So its a joint commercial of the german optometristsand not about cars.
zonk30zonk 1 year ago
it doesn't matter, half the commercials weren't car commercials, but they INVOLVED cars in some way shape or form
13hoseyc 1 year ago
lol XD!
the trunk monkey is the best!
hella chased down those kids!
epic!
Howie262 1 year ago 2
those are funny as hell
ABauersMusic 1 year ago
love it at 0:40
TS242424 1 year ago 4
trunk monkey was the best RFF
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noamico123 2 years ago
oooh my gosh...
A CAR YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH.
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
piglatin123 2 years ago 66
@piglatin123 well ,it's a mercury
XD
arospeed169 1 year ago
@piglatin123 I GOTTA SAY THAT IS FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
pete22zz 1 year ago
Trunk monkey...
SauronsEye 2 years ago 15
I have a mercury Mistress handles real good on bumpy roads and suberb ecceleration when you get her oiled up...Drives good too.
bullfinkle34 2 years ago 4
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Midnight7300 2 years ago
gets out of synch at the end
firepants20 2 years ago
waaaah
fahrenheit7511 2 years ago
sex sells. These commercials are great! lol
PCC9 2 years ago
She looked Pro if you know what i mean
tamick21 2 years ago
some of these are sooooooo dirty!!!
beegoesbuzz25 2 years ago
holy crap!! the first one is hella dirty!!!!
beegoesbuzz25 2 years ago
never buy a used mercury misstress
AleksIsCool 2 years ago 83
oh heck no lol
Fullperson 2 years ago
i want a trunk monkey
jamrockification 2 years ago 3
I want a freaking trunk monkey!
AKAtoy 2 years ago
sex car and blind man!!! hahahaha
kylehandman 2 years ago
i love the fake blowjob one, its hot
potatoass7 2 years ago
the car that u have sex with is on madtv
eeddii22 2 years ago
A car you can have sex with...
uuuuhhh
TomShayAdams 2 years ago
what is wrong with this video,,,
why lady did not drive her car while a man sit down a passage chair with her,,,
haha a cute monkey,,,
how about the king kong
bestamerica 2 years ago
lmfaooo he was having sexx wiff the carr lol
greenbabey123 2 years ago
uhh ok
CuteCreamcake 2 years ago
she has a big bumper! lol
hater0rsk8ter 2 years ago
dont buy a used mistress
HASSON1911 2 years ago 8