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  • i feel the first commercial was funniest.

  • Mt. Hood!?

  • roflcopter XD

    

  • lmao ,shit too funny

  • Where can I buy this trunk monkey?

  • i want the trunk monkey. . hahaha lol

  • @imarcoi123 me 2

  • o wow if my parents knew i was watching this...they'd laf too!!!

  • holy shit rofl

    

  • trunk monkey ftw o.o

  • what if a woman wants to buy a mercury mistress?!

  • @afnanafshou they dont

  • @afnanafshou Trailer hitch modification. XD

  • @afnanafshou They have to buy the manual version with a special shifter

  • @afnanafshou Put a penis in the shair

  • @axelmixer2 rofl

  • The truck monkey is fantastic.

  • i badly need the trunk monkey

  • haha first one is incredibly dirty.

  • 4:30 lol, the aliens outsmarted us!

  • GOOD SENCE OF HUMOUR=GOOOD SENCE OF LIFE..and important feature of leader's carisma

    video with se with the car however would not be allowed in UE due to ethical concerns reflected in laws

  • ))))!!!!!!!!!

  • I vaguely remember the trunk monkey, actually. Oh, and I think the Mercury Mistress was from Saturday Night Live, the guy looked like one of those people.

  • 1:26 sexy

  • 0:55 waka flocka old job

  • And I jizzed in my car

  • In my opinion Mercury Mistresses aren't very good family cars.

  • 1:57...is that a MG TF??

    dude that car is no cool at all.

  • it's real the mercury mistress stuff?

  • @Pseudofedrina Fake, the car shown is Lincoln Continental

  • seat panda? also exists a fiat panda...

  • @Pseudofedrina Seat used to sell rebadge Fiat products unitl VW bought the brand.

  • 2:16 wtf

  • than woman missed her mar at 0:14

  • ROFL 1:36

  • first one was the best

  • wth nationwide isnt a car

  • @Y2JBrokeTheCode bu it is a kinda of insurinse for cars

  • oh wow the american adds are terrible

  • Suburban Auto Group must be located in Texas...Chuck Norris's state

  • i bet theres a dead girl inside the mercury mistress

  • ROFL AT 3:25

  • mercury mistress for all your humping needs

    hump while you pump

  • who would want to steal a chevy impala?

  • mercury wat the best

  • Note to self: buy trunk monkey.

  • audio sync issues?

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  • i want a trunk monkey

  • the best one was the nissan sunny

  • In 1:42 You Can See The Mic Thing On The Top

  • Man Europeans are messed up lol

  • Trunk Monkey!!! :)

  • HAHA the blind commercial

  • why dont lamborghinis have this???????

  • @0OXFOREVERO0 cause lambos suck,trunk in da front

  • Beware the crazy rasta man. He will push your nice porsche over a cliff. :(

  • @WesleyConoway you should have like stickers saying "!no smoking while giving head! " on ur penis...

  • omgeeeeeeeeeeeeee wtf lol

  • Note to self: Never buy an used Mercury Mistress.

  • @MMpokhara theres no such thing as a mercury mistress, never was. The car your talking about is a lincoln continental

  • So funny that the Levi's ad crept its way in here. Ain't complaining, though, 'cos I've always loved that ad :)

  • Trunk monkeys for everyone!!!!

  • Hooker+Car=BEST INVENTION EVAR!

  • Shit i need to get one of those trunk monkeys.

  • still that head was horny lol

  • Work that shifter!

  • i love the glasses lady

  • LOL! 1:20 the butterfly effect

  • To hell with the cars i want a truck monkey :D

  • now i want a monkey in the back of my car!!!1

  • lol

  • What was with the commercial at 2:25? It was funny, but it was an ad for Levi's Jeans, not an automobile company.

  • What was in that Rasta's candy bar that he thought the guy on the side of the road wanted to push his own car off a cliff?

  • it is no longer RELEASE THE KRAKEN... but now RELEASE THE TRUNK MONKEY jajajajaa LOL

  • The first one was showed in Europe as a commercial for glasses

  • how the hell was the first one ever allowed to air

  • Because it was filmed in a country where the censors don't care how risque a commercial gets as long as the company gets their product sold.

  • trunk monkey i want one

  • lol mercury is for guys who cant get women

  • Hahahaah! A car you can have sex with .. did you like use the lights as Boobs xD ?!

  • LOve the Trunk monkey

  • trunk monkey

  • Hell yeah! LOL blind man ad. Love the levis! What a lucky man. Lesson learned, wear black sunglasses and hold the stick for the blind when in the toilet...

  • how the hell does a dozer backing up at 5mph fling a boulder across the damn town? damn commercials...get some sense :P

  • @freedumfighta It must of had some Chuck Norris DNA implanted in it.

  • lucky guy got to see some bo-obies 1:29 - 1:31

  • damn now i want a mercury mistress

  • only in different countries

  • I bet it used sperm as fuel lol.

  • 2:29 Lady Gaga?

  • its not truck monkey its the ninja car monkey XD

  • 1st one is the best

    LMFAO

  • ...handles like a freaky European gymnast. A line used in all Mercury Mistress dealerships.

  • I want a trunk monkey!!

  • yes, i would lose my virginity to a car.

  • ...is that a stick shift in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? lol!!

  • LMAO 3:50

  • gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it on down the road.

  • mercury goes on sperm not on gas :)

  • FUCK FOrd!!

  • @chabbalato fuck tomatoes!

  • yay trunk monkey!

  • The Mercury Mistress: Oh yes, men do love their cars.

  • I love the trunk monkey commercials. The one with the donut is the best one to me.

  • i loved green guys on mars and printer :)

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH C

  • the mistrees is having a pleasent time im going to get his mistrees beacause it was used by him

    and the trunk monkey one where he muders the rober and thwows him off a bridge

    EPIC

  • Man, I've heard of guys who love their cars more than their wives, but DAMN!

  • The Trunk monkey!!! lol

  • fake and gay

  • HAH! i like the first one, second, and third. also the blind one. lol that mars one is really funny too. That trunk monkey is epic too.

  • Dear, I never forgot the radio sound of the rasta guy, awesome!

    0:49

  • lol i bet it was a band comercial

  • At 2:30 how is that a car commercial? is said levis

  • @Gutsyndicate Thank u so much for this awesome comment, wow, i mean the internet is sooo intelligent and produces nothing but intelligent people, im so stunned right now

  • @Gutsyndicate

    Hi dumbass, i am aware your may have severe learning disabilities so ill just let you know that suburban auto group is an american company, so is Mercury, so is Nationwide insurance..... not to mention that Europeans dont speak in an american accent.

    You know what that means? No? didnt think so

  • Idiot, I'm just talking about the three sex videos at the beginning, about blow jobs etc. and having sex with your car. I have never seen those aired in America. it will be unacceptable, but in Europe, most of this is alright.

  • @Gutsyndicate

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! wow u really

    are quite slow... go shag you Mercury!!

    (remember that? no? the american car?

  • the mercury add is not real, it's a Saturady Night Live skit

  • @yemi2011 well in that case, saturday night live is unfit for europe, only in america will garbage like this be aired.

  • wtf is ur problem these were pretty funny

  • unfit for America? You mean sexy, witty and smart commercials?

  • there is nothing sexy or witty about a woman sucking a dick, that is kinda crude and cheesy.

    If I want to watch porn I will, but don't air that on National TV where all kinds of ppl will see it.

  • TRUNK MONKEY FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!

  • yaaah brother thank allah that we are muslims Our religion calls for good decency and respect

  • haha the Trunk Monkey!! xDDDDD

  • 1st video is the best!!!

  • hahahahhahaha the trunk moonkey i want one

  • hmmi am ready for some action any guys want to take the challenge?

  • why in your countries the people do not respect women ..

    there is a big deffrents between us

    a woman in muslim countries live like a king

  • dear bro...no hard feelings to those who put thumbs down to your comments...that's how commercials nowadays....they exploit women in the name of profit....the world is turning back to it's dark ages...where women are not respected as the way the should...thank Allah that we are muslims

  • yah brother thank Allah that we are muslims

  • your nasty why did you have to put in the 3 28 part

    my 8 year old sister told me about this vid

  • coolio

  • suburban auto group in Portland, Oregon. Yes love Portland

  • Truck mokeh ftw

  • *trunk monkey lol

  • race = fail - Dick suck for the win

  • Lol, I loved the monkey one.

  • loool man 4:35

  • this first one is an eyeglass commercial

  • this is coooll

  • i loveedd the trunk monkey <3

  • :59 its calvin!

  • lol, i remember trunk monkey :)

  • 6:42 ha ha ha

  • uhm, the first one isn't a car commercial. The text is german and says "need glasses?" and "your optometrist". So its a joint commercial of the german optometristsand not about cars.

  • it doesn't matter, half the commercials weren't car commercials, but they INVOLVED cars in some way shape or form

  • lol XD!

    the trunk monkey is the best!

    hella chased down those kids!

    epic!

  • those are funny as hell

  • love it at 0:40

  • trunk monkey was the best RFF

  • oooh my gosh...

    A CAR YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH.

    LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

  • @piglatin123 well ,it's a mercury

    XD

  • @piglatin123 I GOTTA SAY THAT IS FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

  • Trunk monkey...

  • I have a mercury Mistress handles real good on bumpy roads and suberb ecceleration when you get her oiled up...Drives good too.

  • gets out of synch at the end

  • waaaah

  • sex sells. These commercials are great! lol

  • She looked Pro if you know what i mean

  • some of these are sooooooo dirty!!!

  • holy crap!! the first one is hella dirty!!!!

  • never buy a used mercury misstress

  • oh heck no lol

  • i want a trunk monkey

  • I want a freaking trunk monkey!

  • sex car and blind man!!! hahahaha

  • i love the fake blowjob one, its hot

  • the car that u have sex with is on madtv

  • A car you can have sex with...

    uuuuhhh

  • what is wrong with this video,,,

    why lady did not drive her car while a man sit down a passage chair with her,,,

    haha a cute monkey,,,

    how about the king kong

  • lmfaooo he was having sexx wiff the carr lol

  • uhh ok

  • she has a big bumper! lol

  • dont buy a used mistress