Fastest Straight Razor Shave On Youtube

[bobwatters]

now i wanna try shaving like this.

[bfoster15no2]

Wtf is this shit? I'm going back to FLuffeetalks.. Fuck this shit

[jsj297]

Dude, your still my fuckin hero!! (you still alive?)

[popebenadict16]

@jsj297

Yes thanks.Rock on.

[FFRjay]

Like a baaawwwsssss

[entex1414]

Dont drink and shave

[MrKnifeFanatic]

LOL, although not the fastest shave, I like your style. Shave, drink, shave, it's a good rhythm. BTW, what did you strop it on?

[popebenadict16]

@MrKnifeFanatic

Yeah i know, just done it wasted one night, things ya do when ya pissed ehh.

mind you it was a good growth and was about 4.30 some of these one's iv'e watched have just been bum fluff and goatee merchants.I've not seen anyone do it quite like me.lol.

I got a Dovo strop but im no good with it all thats another art.

[chrissmokin]

@popebenadict16 its daylight mate, you're an alcoholic and a nob in a vest

[popebenadict16]

@chrissmoki

Learn how to spell knob.Yes i am an alcoholic,yes it is daylight.

[lgreeley83]

Alright, statement retracted. 10 min length and title don't work well together. But .... I'm still scared to use my straight while being wasted. So I commend you and will likely kill myself while trying to imitate.

[popebenadict16]

@lgreeley83

lol. be careful man.

[lgreeley83]

10 min video? Not watching it.

[popebenadict16]

@lgreeley83

Attention span not long enough?

[MICHAELISMUSLIM]

Why did i sit here and watch all of it?



[karolnoymann]

WILLIPETER99 is much faster (see his video)

[jmadruga78]

I tried this at home. I ended up lighting the scale of my razor, bathing my face with cutty sark and drinking half a bottle of listerine. The webcam fell to the sink,

and the beer can (which I forgot to open) took a dive in the toilet. The toilet paper is now polka-dotted, because I used it as a "bleed stopping pillow" (it made

sense at the time). Being badass is not for the faint. Congrats chap.

[DeathsHeadWhitePower]

what a degenerate you must be..it virtualy made me sick just watching you drink that whisky plus beer and smoke altogether...

[Au5music]

do i hear sex pistols?

[popebenadict16]

@Au5music

Full power pistols.

[cityruss]

At least liver disease will do for him soon. One less benefit mouth to feed.

[mr209city]

this guy is fucking badass

[xtrustxxx]

i wanna be anarchy!

[ChainReaction666]

You are a hardcore bastard, mate. Legend. Now go teach all the whiny lads of today not to be such bitches.

[popebenadict16]

@ChainReaction666

LOL.Best comment Award.

[ChainReaction666]

@popebenadict16

I reckon...

[MICHAELISMUSLIM]

@ChainReaction666

lol, how is any of this legendry. I guess watching paint dry must seem pretty epic to you.

[ChainReaction666]

@MICHAELISMUSLIM's 'lol, how is any of this legendry. I guess watching paint dry must seem pretty epic to you.'

~ And thus we see that you must be one of the whiny lads of today that I mentioned... Wanted some tips on using a strait razor and got some from this REAL bloke. If you don't get it, then you won't get it. All that's left is to hope that some day, unless you stay a little bitch, you'll understand. Men are meant to be tough rather than bitchy little wanna be heroes. Observe this guy...

[ACTPAHABT]

This man is hardcore. Im buying a straight razor

[tiraha01]

why is he drinking during shaving?

[FlameWarsOiOiOi]

@tiraha01 Cause its badass, bro. Why not do everything whilst drinking?!

[mhepel]

Thanks for the video. At first I wasn't sure how to rate this, like vs. dislike, but then I realised this is a great Educational Video. I showed it to my 10 and 12 year old sons to teach them about peoples misfortunes, alcoholism, and smoking. You see, anyone could be serving God, sometimes unknowingly -- like the author of this video. If you could only see my kids reaction. This video has made a real impact on them, to follow the right path in their lives. Blessings to the author.

[popebenadict16]

@mhepel

Glad it helped.Just dont brainwash them to much with the invisible sky daddy stuff.Im not a bad person at heart.

regards

The Author

popebenadict16.

[maydanlex]

willipeter99 is faster and doesn't cut himself so much.

[7500palm]

this is how real men shave...!! :D awsome video..

[bludika]

Stupidass redneck skin head, yea you're the fastest shaver who cuts himself

[lolatmyaccounts]

@bludika Redneck?

How is he a redneck, he has an English accent, he as an English flag in the background and he is playing "anarchy in the UK in the background"

[bludika]

@lolatmyaccounts lol my bad, he's just a white trash plonker then

[PCMoDz69]

@bludika retard...

[VSUKWizard]

Dude, that was mental. A flash of a BNP members card and you would have been my hero!

[PCMoDz69]

@VSUKWizard comment of the month

[TRKMZ]

nice try of suizide^^

[Laddch]

ich finde, Du bist ein Depp. Saufen und sich dann mit dem Messer die Fresse ausschneiden - tststs, VOLLIDIOT!

[popebenadict16]

@Laddch

apart from the idiot bit this means nothing to me.

[CagedPaps]

@popebenadict16 It roughly translates into.

"I think you are a dork. Being drunk and putting a knife to your face... tut tut. COMPLETE IDIOT!"

They must do it differently in Germany.

[popebenadict16]

@CagedPaps

Your hired.

[Laddch]

@popebenadict16 Hey, nichts für ungut - war nicht böse gemeint. Trotzdem, rasiere Dich lieber nüchtern, dann blutet das nicht so viel. Danke für die Übersetzung @CagedPaps im vorraus :)

[CagedPaps]

@Laddch Translation:

"I did not mean any offence, I just think if you shaved while sober you wouldn't cut yourself as much."

And then he is thanking me in advance for the translation.

[popebenadict16]

@CagedPaps

Lol he's right,as well.

[CagedPaps]

@popebenadict16 I think you have found your next employee...

To be fair they don't put these warning out there, you can buy coffee and it has a warning for being hot, that's a bloody given. Shaving while drunk? Makes perfect sense in many respects, but if you cut yourself less while sober... These are important issues. Thanks to Laddch we're learning more and more.

[Laddch]

@CagedPaps Gute Übersetzung!

[CagedPaps]

@Laddch Danke

[popebenadict16]

@Laddch

No problem man.Im even learning some German.lol.

[5tonyvvvv]

@popebenadict16 Your Hardcore man!

[nineteen43]

mercy. i'm lovin it, as i'm sluggin some whisskey.

good shit, where you from/livce bud?

[popebenadict16]

@nineteen43

SE England. 

[nineteen43]

@popebenadict16

fuckin eh bud, PA, USA here.

and hell yeah with the sex pistols in the backgroundd.

[TheAlphaWires]

Sex Pistols in the background, Thick English accent, Whiskey, & a Straight razor. Fucking manliest guy on YouTube is what this should be called.

[hcoll]

@TheAlphaWires Most retarded one as well. "Oh look at me I'm a drunkard and a rebel!" Grow up.

[syfa340]

WOW!! YOUR FUCKIN FUNNY

You hadd a Beer wait

FASTESt STRAIGHT DRINKIN ON YOUTUBE!

you drink that shyt like iht Water slow down stupid 

[syfa340]

FASTES STRAIGHT DRINKIN ON YOUTUBE

you drink that shyt like iht Water slow down stupid

[syfa340]

FASTES STRAIGHT DRINKIN ON YOUTUBE

[jaedensmom82507]

i have no excuse. i just thought it was amusing. not sure why you were so mad anyways... didnt you port it for amusement purposes?

[jaedensmom82507]

oh i must have hurt his feelings he deleted all my comments. :-( I never meant to upset you, dear!

[popebenadict16]

@jaedensmom82507

ya i was drunk when i wrote the comments,and forgot the golden rule.Having a online arguement is like entering the para-olympic games,even if you win your still a fucking retard.Whats your excuse?

[GmonyZB]

i bet you this guy gets so much pussy

[jaedensmom82507]

"What's wrong with your face? You're truly an idiot, and lay shame to every straight razor user in this generation."

Agreed. I'm looking up straight razor shave videos because I do them at my barber shop and wanted to see what I could find here on youtube. I certainly will not be taking any useful techniques or useful knowledge in general from this video. Try doing it sober, then maybe you wont cut yourself! Actually, Im willing to be bet that you'd probably be shaking from alchol withdrawel.

[Aureon88]

noob

[danman1122]

damn dude, hardcore

[SoundSuppression]

Great video thanks for posting! Pretty quick shave.

[popebenadict16]

@SoundSuppression

thanks. 

[ionz75]

Something seems particularly unwise about downing an entire bottle of whiskey with a straight razor to your throat.

[popebenadict16]

@ionz75

im a pro.

[salazch12]

Oh my GOD!!!!!

[popebenadict16]

@salazch12

Want do you want?

[bosch101]

The sex pistols, booze, shaving, England flag, and rollies, Proper British geezer right there!

[mantooth126]

Normally i don't condone multitasking, but you sir are obviously a professional.

[popebenadict16]

@mantooth126

thank you sir.

[winthorp69]

What is Bell's?

[popebenadict16]

@winthorp69

whisky

[winthorp69]

@popebenadict16 I see. Thank you. Next time I shave I'll drink some bourbon. Do British people chew tobacco? It'd be magnificent if you drank whisk(e)y, smoked, AND chewed some tobacco whilst shaving.

[popebenadict16]

@PlNKl

i made a vid doing it blindfolded in five min.

the best thing for you to do is put your razor where your mouth is and show us YOUR skills PINKI

how about that proposal for u.

[cloggy1974]

lol reminds me of a kenny everette sketch.. gizzard puke

[A7X0313]

Ayy did u know ur bleeding?

[jessysmydog]

a-l-c-o-h-o-l-i-c

[wilkinsongrj]

you sir are a crazy basted buti like you

[popebenadict16]

@wilkinsongrj

thanks very much.

[chocolatehearthammer]

@popebenadict16

just a little bit of blood here and there nothing to worry about!! fuckin brilliant

[rondaddydo]

Now I uderstand why my ancestors moved away.

[718cheech]

stop drinking so much mate , especially so early in the day

[phdotsco]

moan mate. stop that shit :)

[prodmyidol]

I do that shit with a 2-6, bitch. Then I wash it down with a tall can o 8% n roll myself a green one.

[popebenadict16]

@prodmyidol

lets see what you can do dude.

[kantelier]

@popebenadict16 yeah u did it fast but you bled so u fail

[bieli0]

@prodmyidol video response

[xXDANGERMICHAELXx]

I started shaving with a straight razor blade only a month ago. I shaved for 15 min

tops and less razor cuts than that dude.

[popebenadict16]

@xXDANGERMICHAELXx

take one of my medals dude.

[DeezyDallas]

this guy is soo punk status taha

SEX PISTOLS!!!!!!!!!!!

[PAPARIDOGLOU]

this is my new hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RebelTactics]

Fuck, I love your spirit. I love to have me a drink nearby while I shave. When I nick my face my it fucks up my relaxation but It's bound to happen. I keep the juice handy too! My F'ing beard grows in different ways for petes sake. Sometimes I get the perfect shave and it feels great, cool air blowin' on my face, sometimes i nick that piece and it bleeds to hell right before work on a hot summer day. Good fuckin music. A cool slow shave, some drinks, some music. Thats life.

[Greenmarine6]

His next video is how he Hunts with a shotgun while drinking....

[fluffyman15]

@Greenmarine6

to add something more, he will be hunting from inside his car whiles hes driving, and drinking lol

[hemal67]

wow

[bmxhooligan]

you are a mad man! we love it haha just be careful

[paparokas666]

you are amazing!!!! BEER AND ROCK SONGS......YEAH

[popebenadict16]

@paparokas666

and still alive.

[5tonyvvvv]

@popebenadict16 they never clog!

[FLASH1080wxjc]

and ze blood flowws!!!!

[IllxllI]

this is what happens to poor people...alcohol + bear + cigarettes ..

this guy isn't making it till 70

[popebenadict16]

@IllxllI

wow,and i thought they died of starvation,and drinking dirty water.only the rich can afford those things. thoo im not sure exactly what bear is?

[IllxllI]

@popebenadict16 sorry beer...

[Zeffrin101]

shaving and gettin drunk at the same time, talk about a time saver

[MrVideobusters]

go lower to your Throat and do you and your family a big fav.

[iam1lostboy]

is that a pic of a klan member?

[bballcj2]

@iam1lostboy I'm pretty sure that's the pope...

[DoOe2]

why u drinking while shaving?

[Tyrfingr]

Slow and a cut, come back when you done 3 passes in the same amount of time mate ;) *Teasing with ya*

[Stevengotsbawls]

Wow that's hard core! What a bad ass video! I'm sure that's a really close shave.

[MrZinty]

Lol Sex Pistols in the background. Nice lol.

[parthagas]

cheers

[kentzaca]

Ur my hero........definatley make more videos

[puppetmaster983]

Chuck Norris's beard would shatter that blade.

[labanx]

Do you know what would really be hardcore shaving? If you would straight razor shave your nuts when you're drunk. You can do it!

[2k10Ricky]

your hardcore!

[octavianjuravle]

badass

[Quisling1989]

Sex Pistols fuck yeah.

[firuinthehouse]

You drink a lot, for a pope :)

[HarloweQuinn]

this guy is my fucking hero..

[garymilli]

all done with some pistols in the background

[Liamiras7]

So fucking hardcore.... shave your DICK while drinking a bottle of Bells... Not so tough now, huh?

[komjong]

The brits would call this a bloody shave.

[stuckinmybox]

Is this the fastest shaver on youtube or the fastest drinker?

[audiocable]

lol at the description, "drunk, pope, god"

[devilsmusic]

Hilarious and good tunes!

[nickdegni]

you are my hero

[XIStEw13IX]

f'n bad ass mother right there. Hardcore lol

[Alkatraz415]

Now its time to drive to work.

[ubersecretrapist]

sex pistols in the back ground?? :D

[TranceLuvr69]

you sir, are one bad ass mother fucker

[sskaric1]

fucking loser.... u suposed to be a father.. look at you :-/

[CShrwd8]

What is the name of the song that you crank up at the 8:57 mark ?

[DimakosMeToD]

I love the background music SEX PISTOLS!!!!!!! Anarchy in the uk right?

[Elgesen]

Bells make a great aftershave

[burpinator]

great vid

[compajunior310]

Great, u don't look as much like trash anymore....

[herzogsbuick]

I thought Bells was external use only

[popebenadict16]

@herzogsbuick

it should be.

[5tonyvvvv]

@popebenadict16 Fuckin insane..nice vid good shave

[iainanderson924]

rock'n'rolla

thats the best f*ing shaving vid on the tube

the bells was a nice touch, the export topped it

10's dude

next time drink the bells , smash the top off the bottle and shave with that

heheheheheh

[popebenadict16]

@iainanderson924

no probs bro.

[TheJethed]

Drinking whiskey and using a razor do not go together. This guy is a loser, an idiot and has a drinking problem.

[popebenadict16]

@TheJethed

wow. you fast.

[bludika]

@TheJethed yeah, what a plonker, this guy doesnt even know how to shave properly with the single razor, cutting himself

[80bjs]

His liver probably looks like his fuckin' face.

[popebenadict16]

@80bjs

whats wrong with my face?

[80bjs]

@popebenadict16 What's wrong with your face? You're truly an idiot, and lay shame to every straight razor user in this generation.

[cbuosi]

cool vid mate! just got my straight razor, got my second shave today.

you´re a pro/!

[popebenadict16]

@cbuosi

good man.

[Omg666999lol]

fucking legend,xD Seriously like,Shaveing,With a bottle of whiksey and a bita Beer..I couldnt done a better job myself,xD,Fair play,i really wanna try a straight razor now.

[popebenadict16]

@Omg666999lol

go for it man.

[Mrwrinkleintime]

.... Bet you do not go so fast with a hangover... Trust me... neither do I... :) ... Damn great vid... Just think... we would have made pretty average brain surgeons... Carry on... :) ... all my respect man...

[popebenadict16]

@Mrwrinkleintime

i make a pretty average anything.

[d245470k]

good stuff mate. Hardcore drinking.

Keep it up.

[popebenadict16]

@d245470k

thanks. but im starting to worry about my liver.

[JKBearness]

@d245470k

Why is that a good thing?

[2800boy]

He drinks that thing like it's refreshing "aaahhhhhhh" lol. Nice video though.

[ewportguy92403]

you are officially my hero lol

[tokagekobushi]

That shit sounds like it hurts. That what the whiskey is for?

[SpartanJohns]

i sat thru the whole video.

You owe me a beer!!!!!