REVERENCE IS WAY OVERDONE. SO THIS IS THEN EITHER A RELIEF FROM SAME OR WHACK-O. I got a deep smile out of it. Jesus taught really good stuff, but LORD, it is so hard to do your thing. If you gotta be the SON OF GOD to do this neat stuff, you know why we have so many relapses into the badd thing. SIN.
@cheesey12345 Perhaps you could explain how God is ultimately good for punishing the earth and all the animals on it by cursing them with death because some stupid dude and chick ate some bad fruit? OR perhaps you could explain why we're cursed with sin even though none of us made that choice, I mean God explains those basic questions in the bible right? Or is it one of those mysteries of God have faith things? ;) Regardless there is something to the extent of saying not to get drunk-
@MF0TY I think high can be applied there but if it was known about at the time things like coca and Marijuana were probably considered witchcraft or pagan or something. :P God created them though like everything else supposedly and if thats true, it doesn't make it any more right to smoke that shit than it does to be a pedophile and claim God gave you the desire to fuck kids so you should be allowed to. :P I await a brilliant retort from someone.
And the earth brought forth grass and herb yielding seed after its kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good. (Genesis 1:12)
@biscuithammer00 Before the fall there were not hallucinogenic plants and fruits just like there weren't parasitic insects. Ins't that a great idea, a God who not only curses man for MANS CHOICE but also all life on the planet! :D Thats why I had to come up with new imaginary friends, we're all destined for hell if the God of the bible is real, just like how we're all unjustly punished for the sins of Adam and Eve with sin. :P
@jono753 Not what I am suggesting, whether Adam and Eve eating the fruit was literal, or a metaphorical interpretation of something they did that caused the fall of all creation it affected all life on earth, plants, animals, insects and humans at least that is how I perceived it. Hope that answers your question.
@MF0TY So your deity changed the whole world (arguably for the worst, although I personally would miss many things like caffeine or weed, you can keep the mosquitos) because of the forbidden fruit malarkey?
I don't believe this is canon, is it?
The least crazy case I can see you making is that these plants and insects were already what they are. The apple incident just revealed all those hallucinogenic or parasitic qualities to hitherto innocent humans.
@jono753 Not my deity, and no he didn't change it, it was an effect that occured if it even occured as a result of adam and eves actions, like heat melting ice. What ever they did unleashed the metaphorical heat and perverted all life on the planet with disease, the intent to murder, death ect... All the wonderful things we now observe in nature put there by a supposedly good God. :D Not all having those needs or effects laid upon them of course. We are talking about God here, an all powerful-
@MF0TY being who could cause this or set up the chain of events the way they occured, so I really don't see how that is any more unrealistic in this senario than God himself, does that make more sense? Really believe what you want, none of us will most likely know until we're dead anyway.
@jono753 If God does exist, when we die and are judged as might happen or we're sentanced to some new life I am sure we would know if even for a brief moment. It's not dishonest for God to set up something that can only have one outcome, I'll just go with the generic religious response here, God wanted us to have free will, thats why he allowed satan to exist in the garden and deceive Adam and Eve so that we could all be "free" to choose him or what ever we wanted. Or something like that.
@jono753 Because God wanted willing followers and not robots or some such nonsense, and the only way for that to happen was for things to happen this way, even if us and the world being cursed with sin unjustly and without our consent was a product of this scheme or something like that? My original point though is that disease, parasites, carnivores and similar "evils" did not exist prior to the fall of man and hallucinagenic plants would not have had that effect.
SOOOO..Lets just say jesus wasn't the son of god and all that.....I don't think anyone can deny that jesus lived...and tried really hard to do the right thing while he was here. Everyone allwasy wants to go to the exteme end of the spectrum...Like Abortion..Pro Life...Pro Choice...How about education and prevention...Anyways..Sorry for getting on the soap box. One more thing..MEANING OF LIFE...........RELATIONSHIPS. let me know what you think
@scottbaioisdead That's a common fallacy. There *is* documentation and physical evidence of his existence. Now if you want youtube footage of him walking on water then you're out of luck.
@maxdamagus present it. lets see one researcher who confirms it. there was only one source and it was joesephus, but his works on jesus were proven to be a forgery done hundreds of years later by the church.
@scottbaioisdead It's not contested scientifically or historically that the man existed. In fact, it's ridiculous to suggest otherwise. There is more evidence to back up his existence than most famous ancient characters that weren't kings. If you contest that The Moon orbits the Earth then good luck to you. What is contested is what he did, not that he existed, we're past that. You want proof? Google it. That burden's on you as you are openly professing ignorance with google at your fingertips.
@maxdamagus name the historical researchers who verified jesus's existence, if it's so easy you should be able to name them, i mean what would i know i only majored in religion and my biblical history professor, who was a priest, specifically stated there is no historical evidence outside the bible and joesephus stating the historical jesus existed. so please anonymous youtuber enlighten me with your superior historical knowledge.
@scottbaioisdead Re-read my last reply word for word. See it's because of this attitude that you are unenlightened. You fail to either comprehend or remember what you've presumably read. Your 'credentials' mean nothing unless you use them and/or continue to learn. Educate yourself, I'm not here to.
@maxdamagus no it's not that you're not here to it's because you cant. formal education is different from "googling it" i deal with people like you everyday. children who think they are "enlightened" because they spend too much time online. i'm a published expert on historical japanese martial culture, but i have to deal with people who think they know better because they've read a few websites. now if you want to be taken seriously name a historically verifiable source for jesus or shut up.
@scottbaioisdead Look it up, from a 'formal' source then. Whatever you think that means.. in fact do tell, as you are implying that knowledge from reputable outlets available on the internet is somehow inferior to a government sanctioned linear and inflexible education. It's all good by me as it's your ignorance, not mine. Enjoy the hunt. I've encountered your kind on a regular basis too, you go to school and your mind is set in stone. Free it from bias and you may one day learn with a capital L
@maxdamagus so what you're saying is you have no proof and can't provide any sources, have fun thinking osama is still alive and the us knocked down the wtc with matter disruptors.
@scottbaioisdead I'm telling you, and have told you, I'm not trying to. If I provided documentation for every wise-ass 'naysayer' I'd have my work cut out for a billion life times. I've told you what you need to know. Close your eyes and sing 'la la la' for all I care. And I don't.
@scottbaioisdead They've found Jesus' grave. In fact, they did it back in the 90's. There was a five year study on it, in which every other explanation was wriiten out. And, although they won't admit it outloud, many christians realize that the Bible is mostly just a collection of fables of Jesus, not what actually happened. No way in hell did Noah manage to fit every animal on Earth into a single ship, along with the nessecary supplies for basic living, and manage to stay afloat.
@hoboactor835 no they found a box with the name jesus on it. so why would jesus have a grave if the bible says he went right up to heaven after dancing around for no reason. same with mary. learn your religions history.
@scottbaioisdead They found a box with the names of his entire family, which was cross-referenced countless times, proving you don't know what you are talking about and are trying to not look like an idiot. Also, in the Bible, Jesus died. There was a funeral and everything. Then three days later he rose again, THEN did the stuff you're talking about. YOU learn your religions history.
@hoboactor835 it wouldn't be my religions history because i'm an atheist, and friday to sunday is 2 days not 3. it's a moot point anyway because that part of the story wasn't added to the bible until a few hundred years after the original publication of the stories. so if you want to count the ossuaries as evidence you're going to discount the celibacy of jesus and mary as is understood in the bible. if you understand the traditions of "crucifiction" which the bible doesn't say happened the word
is "stavros" which means a pillar not a cross, but the way the punishment was carried out denied burial to the victim. thats why the bible has contradictory accounts of jesus being laid in a sepulchre(one by joeseph, one by joeseph and nicodemus and one by a group of jews), his body wrapped in linen, which is done for the first year after death, THEN the bones are transferred to an ossuary. now being jesus ascended to heaven there would be no bones since no body was left for a year. LEARN.
@hoboactor835 the box was proven a fake by the iaa when it was discovered in 1980, you're basing your knowledge on a documentaryy from the 1990s after the discovery was proven to be a hoax, which is why the box was never carbon dated, the iaa stated the names were indecipherable and worn away. There is no academically accepted proof, only 2 documentaries by filmmakers with no relation to serious archaeology.
@scottbaioisdead Which Documentaries? Because the one one I saw proved that the box was real and read the names. Also, to your previous comment, "and friday to sunday is 2 days not 3", Friday-Saturday-Sunday. 1-2-3. Not 2.
@hoboactor835 3 pm friday to 3 pm sunday is how many hours? 48 thats 2 days. did you also think the millennium began in 2000? you already lost though, your basis is a documentary, which academic journals covered this "discovery" none. which accredited professors of archaeology confirmed it? none. the IAA oversees all historical relics in israel, they said it was fake, the end.
@scottbaioisdead Okay. I will admit I was wrong about the days. Also, how do you know those things? Unless you spoke to the people themselves, you have no idea about it, those websites, like you claim the grave was, could be easily fabricated. Alos, I find it funny that you have enough energy to do research, but not enough to learn grammer. I know Youtube isn 't an essay, but at least learn how to capitalise.
@hoboactor835 its grammar not grammer. grammar is the relationship of words in a sentence, andpunctuation. I don't use capitals, because I think they're ugly, it's a stylistic choice. When I'm on something that uses autocorrect like I am now there will be caps. You don't need to talk to the authors of scholarly journa?s, that's what the journals are for. I majored in religion, I did all this research, I don't quote websites.
@maxdamagus lets play with known documentation, why is it that pauls writings which appear 60 ce make no reference to an earthly jesus? why does earthly jesus appear only in christian interpolation? why is it that jude's writings are in perfect grammatical greek when jude was an illiterate peasant? why is luke taken serious though it specifically states it's a 3rd hand account based on mark? how about pliney, tacitus, suetonius do you consider them proof when they were born almost 100 years off?
THE CHRISTIAN WITH LASAGNE FOR BRAINS WHO JUMPED OVER A CHURCH -
"id never go up to a muslim and tell him "your god could have turned sugar into coccaine" because its an insult and id probably get attacked on the spot "
Don't twist Jesus's life story... He didn't die because people were jealous of how "cool" He was! He died to save us... Please be careful of the way you place words... thankyou
@feralbeast He could have saved himself but He knew that if He did then we wouldn't have been saved. He didn't fight or attack those hurting him but allowed them to..."God sent His only Son to die for us"
@feralbeast Hear your video again... some of the lyrics are correct but some are just plain ignorance..."he could have turned sugar into coccaine"?? "he could have.....he could have....etc etc" but if you knew Jesus you'd know that He'd never do, so don't say that...Jesus never did miracles for himself but always for others...eg. when satan was trying to tempt Jesus to turn stone into bread (after the 40 days not eating)...He didn't ...that should clear your mind bout the "he could have etc etc"
@cheesey12354 Listen to what you're saying. The song clearly states "If He wanted to, he could have..." It never says He did. What are you so upset about?
@feralbeast id never go up to a muslim and tell him "your god could have turned sugar into coccaine" because its an insult and id probably get attacked on the spot for saying it...well the same thing... i believe in Jesus and his perfection and goodness... no offence but the coccaine and the marijuana bit pissed me off cause to me its an insult to what i believe in..thats it.....
@cheesey12354 How is that an insult? The song said "if he wanted to...", it didn't say he did, or should do those things. Just "if he wanted to." Besides, why is one intoxicant so much better than others?
@cheesey12354 Who knows what Jesus would have thought of marijuana and cocaine? There's nowhere in the Bible where he or anyone says "Oh, and make sure you don't smoke weed, shit's whack y'all." As a Christian, you have carte blanche on any weed-smoking activities you choose to undertake. If you don't believe in it, that's you personal view.
@Walrusaurus Yeah, if jesus was so cool he would have predicted the world was round and germ theory and such, but he was coy and stuck to parlor tricks.
@cheesey12354 Marijuana used to be considered sacrilegious by the Vatican..in the old days everyone smoked and this song could be taken in more than one way I mean think about it..he is cool.
the best part of this video is the song, and the fact King Missile is the band that sang about having a lost detachable penis that he found next to a broken toaster oven.
See,I don't think this song is really poking too much fun at Christians..I think it's a beautiful song - yeah,it's funny and satirical,but never cruel. It's not even blasphemous: "If he WANTED TO,he could have turned wheat into Marijuana,or sugar into Cocaine,or vitamins into amphetamine pills".. Genius :) [pinkpressthreat]
@mostposters Are you people insane??? Have you actually listened to any King Missile before??? They are taking the piss!!! As they do with most other subjects they may ramble/sing about.. Complete dead pan irony!!! DUH!!! Cheese Cake Truck, Boy Made Of Bone China, Double F'd by two Black Studs Etc Etc. Rock On King Missile truely genius!!!!
Jesus was way cool. Too bad his asshole friends had to twist his philosophy into a sad, child molesting, society crushing, technology hating, thinking impaired, holocaust accepting, slavery consenting, greedy, lying, ignorant hate mongers. Screw you John the Baptist. You are history's worst scribe.
@Casanuda Lol. It has nothing to do with the translation. Don't blame Jesus and his "friends" for the evils that sinners have made. Jesus, nor his scribes support child molestation, society crushing, and so on and so on. You foolish people need to stop pointing fingers for it is OUR FAULT. as the people who have allowed these things to happen.
Do you think the catholic church is a friend of jesus? which uses all the above mentioned AND GOD for personal gain? Stop pointing and start seeing.
@Darkseany If Jesus wanted to fix our mistakes, would it really be so hard to telepathically beam into our heads his corrections, or leave us all a note or something?
"Hey you guys, you kind of got my message wrong and I've noticed you're having problems. Instead of doing _____, you should _____ and do _____. Also, _______.
@RRRRRR618 Wow dude. You don't even know why he was here...
He wasn't here to just randomly fix our problems. Humans are creatures of free will. And free will God gave us. If he were to just fix our choices by the will of his father.. well then we don't have free will anymore do we? he was here to forgive our sins. Not make it super easy for us so that we don't learn a damn thing. Seriously if you're going to write something in your own ignorant attempt to debunk jesus AT LEAST do your research
@McFrancis17 Who cares? Me. and like a billion other people that have more values than just money, modern culture, sex and constantly having to try and sound funny and witty instead of just being who I am and expressing my opinion as it stands because i don't need to condition who I am to the liking of the ignorant massess? How much? not as much as I should.
At least I'm not ignorant enough to believe in nothing but luck and chaos in a world proven to be concieved of consciousness.
@Darkseany see its cool that you care and i have no problem with ppl that do. but ppl like me that have been poor their whole lives, have been stabed on the strrets becuse thats where u go when ur home isnt a home, the ppl that die everday alone and that have fought for where they are now, i say who cares for the ppl that rely on themselvs and the ppl they love, not some man in the sky. im going to collage next year and after i intend on maerrying the girl i love and makeing a good life for her.
i hav read the bible many times. Jesus didnt hav just one point. He is THE point of our existence. and to answer yur question why people end up in hell, its bc u must receive His forgiveness.
@coffelt0 No. People end up in hell to pay for their sins. Jesus is the only means of cleansing them through forgiveness. Sins are also cleansed by making up for them. Literally "paying" the sin. This is how it was before Jesus.
Christian knowledge today has been poisoned. Are the buddhists going to hell because they don't believe in jesus? even if they pay for their sins? OF COURSE NOT. Does a 4 year old go to hell for not comprehending jesus? Jesus is the only way to the FATHER. NOT HEAVEN
@Darkseany Jesus is the only way to the father! the father is in heaven! lol the only way to pay for sin is through Jesus Christ. the people who lived and died before Jesus didnt go to heaven. they went to what was called abrahams bosom. then when Christ died He set them free to go to heaven. read the bible and see for yourself Luke 16:19-31
@Aeshir2 Moses would smack your sorry ass with his staff and rip you a new vagina like he did to the red sea. And then Jesus stop moses's last smack and say "no... His vagina has been abused enough... I forgive you Aeshir... My father forgives you."
i feel sorry for those who will suffer hell for denying him. He loves you and lived and died for you and u say things like that about Him. soooo sad. and He still forgives and loves you no matter what.
Wow, Jesus is cool! Now if he can just turn my two Advil into a couple of Vicodins. Let me guess....I need faith? Always a lynch pin. Would asking him to go to store and pick me up a bag of BBQ chips be to much to ask? I know..I know... the faith, thingy.
This is awesome and adorable (in both modern and older senses of the word). This reminds me a little of Altar Boyz--gentle fun but ultimately very good-hearted. Yes, He *was* way cool! And He does have a sense of humor--He Himself would be the first to laugh at this, I think.
COOL!!!!!!!!! Man He created the world and all that is in it ,me, you,family,friends etc. But even better He died for you that you might have peace with God and know the joy of having your sins forgiven. JESUS WAS WAY COOL AND SO MUCH MORE,SHALOM!!!!
@notAbohab I went through this video again. If this is meant to make me laugh, then at the very least it should be funny. I still find it blasphemous.
Lmfao! ;D
EmmzChan3 5 days ago
"No wonder there are so many Christians" (shows picture of the Vatican)
moarinternet 2 weeks ago
INRI
Jemmer1000 3 weeks ago
Jesus is TV.
MrCorpserot 3 weeks ago
Jesus is TV.
MrCorpserot 3 weeks ago
What a load of shit.
imageaware 1 month ago
I wish i met Jesus.
Now that would be cool.
wolfpack793 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
jellybabey303 1 month ago
I like baby jesus better.
CrazyCutesee 1 month ago
thats so cool
SirJamzalots 1 month ago
Jesus wouldn't approve of your faulty grammar. "Way Cool"?
trololol
MegamaXX500 1 month ago
Religion, my favourite kind of fiction.
SpartaneseNinja 2 months ago
Jesus is probably my favorite mythological being.
biscuithammer00 2 months ago
This, lol, oh lawd, so good
OpenCasket19 2 months ago
REVERENCE IS WAY OVERDONE. SO THIS IS THEN EITHER A RELIEF FROM SAME OR WHACK-O. I got a deep smile out of it. Jesus taught really good stuff, but LORD, it is so hard to do your thing. If you gotta be the SON OF GOD to do this neat stuff, you know why we have so many relapses into the badd thing. SIN.
jimhart747 2 months ago
@cheesey12345 Perhaps you could explain how God is ultimately good for punishing the earth and all the animals on it by cursing them with death because some stupid dude and chick ate some bad fruit? OR perhaps you could explain why we're cursed with sin even though none of us made that choice, I mean God explains those basic questions in the bible right? Or is it one of those mysteries of God have faith things? ;) Regardless there is something to the extent of saying not to get drunk-
MF0TY 2 months ago
@MF0TY I think high can be applied there but if it was known about at the time things like coca and Marijuana were probably considered witchcraft or pagan or something. :P God created them though like everything else supposedly and if thats true, it doesn't make it any more right to smoke that shit than it does to be a pedophile and claim God gave you the desire to fuck kids so you should be allowed to. :P I await a brilliant retort from someone.
MF0TY 2 months ago
@MF0TY
And the earth brought forth grass and herb yielding seed after its kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good. (Genesis 1:12)
biscuithammer00 2 months ago
@biscuithammer00 Before the fall there were not hallucinogenic plants and fruits just like there weren't parasitic insects. Ins't that a great idea, a God who not only curses man for MANS CHOICE but also all life on the planet! :D Thats why I had to come up with new imaginary friends, we're all destined for hell if the God of the bible is real, just like how we're all unjustly punished for the sins of Adam and Eve with sin. :P
MF0TY 2 months ago
@MF0TY Is dog creating some species after the Genesis part in the bible ? I thought everything was made during that week.
jono753 2 months ago
@jono753 Not what I am suggesting, whether Adam and Eve eating the fruit was literal, or a metaphorical interpretation of something they did that caused the fall of all creation it affected all life on earth, plants, animals, insects and humans at least that is how I perceived it. Hope that answers your question.
MF0TY 2 months ago
@MF0TY So your deity changed the whole world (arguably for the worst, although I personally would miss many things like caffeine or weed, you can keep the mosquitos) because of the forbidden fruit malarkey?
I don't believe this is canon, is it?
The least crazy case I can see you making is that these plants and insects were already what they are. The apple incident just revealed all those hallucinogenic or parasitic qualities to hitherto innocent humans.
jono753 2 months ago
@jono753 Not my deity, and no he didn't change it, it was an effect that occured if it even occured as a result of adam and eves actions, like heat melting ice. What ever they did unleashed the metaphorical heat and perverted all life on the planet with disease, the intent to murder, death ect... All the wonderful things we now observe in nature put there by a supposedly good God. :D Not all having those needs or effects laid upon them of course. We are talking about God here, an all powerful-
MF0TY 2 months ago
@MF0TY being who could cause this or set up the chain of events the way they occured, so I really don't see how that is any more unrealistic in this senario than God himself, does that make more sense? Really believe what you want, none of us will most likely know until we're dead anyway.
MF0TY 2 months ago
@MF0TY I thought you practised one of the religions of the book, hence "your deity".
"God [...] set up [the] events" So all the actions of man are just a proxy for divine power, well that's depressing.
I won't know even after death: that's what death means, you cease to be, the same absence as before being born (or conception, if you prefer).
jono753 2 months ago
@jono753 If God does exist, when we die and are judged as might happen or we're sentanced to some new life I am sure we would know if even for a brief moment. It's not dishonest for God to set up something that can only have one outcome, I'll just go with the generic religious response here, God wanted us to have free will, thats why he allowed satan to exist in the garden and deceive Adam and Eve so that we could all be "free" to choose him or what ever we wanted. Or something like that.
MF0TY 1 month ago
@jono753 Because God wanted willing followers and not robots or some such nonsense, and the only way for that to happen was for things to happen this way, even if us and the world being cursed with sin unjustly and without our consent was a product of this scheme or something like that? My original point though is that disease, parasites, carnivores and similar "evils" did not exist prior to the fall of man and hallucinagenic plants would not have had that effect.
MF0TY 1 month ago
@MF0TY willing followers really if u don't follow him u go to hell that's way kool
tavogp 1 month ago
@MF0TY Also, saying that God didn't change his creation because he set up a scheme that is triggered by man is dishonest.
If I created a chain of events triggered by the toddler, I changed the thing in question, the baby isn't responsible.
jono753 2 months ago
holy crap !!
MrSheltone 3 months ago
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I was an athiest till I heard this song :) Jesus is pretty cool
futuredeath 3 months ago
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futuredeath 3 months ago
why is it that when ever I watch a video about religion I can't get a comment on the video but comments a novel long bitching about something?
dron233 3 months ago
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'no wonder there are so many christians' :-D
starlight68100 4 months ago
SOOOO..Lets just say jesus wasn't the son of god and all that.....I don't think anyone can deny that jesus lived...and tried really hard to do the right thing while he was here. Everyone allwasy wants to go to the exteme end of the spectrum...Like Abortion..Pro Life...Pro Choice...How about education and prevention...Anyways..Sorry for getting on the soap box. One more thing..MEANING OF LIFE...........RELATIONSHIPS. let me know what you think
searchybay 4 months ago
@searchybay actually everyone can deny jesus existed, theres no proof of him outside the bible.
scottbaioisdead 4 months ago
@scottbaioisdead That's a common fallacy. There *is* documentation and physical evidence of his existence. Now if you want youtube footage of him walking on water then you're out of luck.
maxdamagus 3 months ago
@maxdamagus present it. lets see one researcher who confirms it. there was only one source and it was joesephus, but his works on jesus were proven to be a forgery done hundreds of years later by the church.
scottbaioisdead 3 months ago
@scottbaioisdead It's not contested scientifically or historically that the man existed. In fact, it's ridiculous to suggest otherwise. There is more evidence to back up his existence than most famous ancient characters that weren't kings. If you contest that The Moon orbits the Earth then good luck to you. What is contested is what he did, not that he existed, we're past that. You want proof? Google it. That burden's on you as you are openly professing ignorance with google at your fingertips.
maxdamagus 3 months ago
@maxdamagus name the historical researchers who verified jesus's existence, if it's so easy you should be able to name them, i mean what would i know i only majored in religion and my biblical history professor, who was a priest, specifically stated there is no historical evidence outside the bible and joesephus stating the historical jesus existed. so please anonymous youtuber enlighten me with your superior historical knowledge.
scottbaioisdead 3 months ago
@scottbaioisdead Re-read my last reply word for word. See it's because of this attitude that you are unenlightened. You fail to either comprehend or remember what you've presumably read. Your 'credentials' mean nothing unless you use them and/or continue to learn. Educate yourself, I'm not here to.
maxdamagus 3 months ago
@maxdamagus no it's not that you're not here to it's because you cant. formal education is different from "googling it" i deal with people like you everyday. children who think they are "enlightened" because they spend too much time online. i'm a published expert on historical japanese martial culture, but i have to deal with people who think they know better because they've read a few websites. now if you want to be taken seriously name a historically verifiable source for jesus or shut up.
scottbaioisdead 3 months ago
@scottbaioisdead Look it up, from a 'formal' source then. Whatever you think that means.. in fact do tell, as you are implying that knowledge from reputable outlets available on the internet is somehow inferior to a government sanctioned linear and inflexible education. It's all good by me as it's your ignorance, not mine. Enjoy the hunt. I've encountered your kind on a regular basis too, you go to school and your mind is set in stone. Free it from bias and you may one day learn with a capital L
maxdamagus 3 months ago
@maxdamagus so what you're saying is you have no proof and can't provide any sources, have fun thinking osama is still alive and the us knocked down the wtc with matter disruptors.
scottbaioisdead 3 months ago
@scottbaioisdead I'm telling you, and have told you, I'm not trying to. If I provided documentation for every wise-ass 'naysayer' I'd have my work cut out for a billion life times. I've told you what you need to know. Close your eyes and sing 'la la la' for all I care. And I don't.
maxdamagus 3 months ago
@scottbaioisdead They've found Jesus' grave. In fact, they did it back in the 90's. There was a five year study on it, in which every other explanation was wriiten out. And, although they won't admit it outloud, many christians realize that the Bible is mostly just a collection of fables of Jesus, not what actually happened. No way in hell did Noah manage to fit every animal on Earth into a single ship, along with the nessecary supplies for basic living, and manage to stay afloat.
hoboactor835 3 months ago
@hoboactor835 no they found a box with the name jesus on it. so why would jesus have a grave if the bible says he went right up to heaven after dancing around for no reason. same with mary. learn your religions history.
scottbaioisdead 3 months ago
@scottbaioisdead They found a box with the names of his entire family, which was cross-referenced countless times, proving you don't know what you are talking about and are trying to not look like an idiot. Also, in the Bible, Jesus died. There was a funeral and everything. Then three days later he rose again, THEN did the stuff you're talking about. YOU learn your religions history.
hoboactor835 3 months ago
@hoboactor835 it wouldn't be my religions history because i'm an atheist, and friday to sunday is 2 days not 3. it's a moot point anyway because that part of the story wasn't added to the bible until a few hundred years after the original publication of the stories. so if you want to count the ossuaries as evidence you're going to discount the celibacy of jesus and mary as is understood in the bible. if you understand the traditions of "crucifiction" which the bible doesn't say happened the word
scottbaioisdead 3 months ago
is "stavros" which means a pillar not a cross, but the way the punishment was carried out denied burial to the victim. thats why the bible has contradictory accounts of jesus being laid in a sepulchre(one by joeseph, one by joeseph and nicodemus and one by a group of jews), his body wrapped in linen, which is done for the first year after death, THEN the bones are transferred to an ossuary. now being jesus ascended to heaven there would be no bones since no body was left for a year. LEARN.
scottbaioisdead 3 months ago
@scottbaioisdead Like I said before, FABLES. Also, I see you didn't comment about the grave.
hoboactor835 3 months ago
@hoboactor835 the box was proven a fake by the iaa when it was discovered in 1980, you're basing your knowledge on a documentaryy from the 1990s after the discovery was proven to be a hoax, which is why the box was never carbon dated, the iaa stated the names were indecipherable and worn away. There is no academically accepted proof, only 2 documentaries by filmmakers with no relation to serious archaeology.
scottbaioisdead 3 months ago
@scottbaioisdead Which Documentaries? Because the one one I saw proved that the box was real and read the names. Also, to your previous comment, "and friday to sunday is 2 days not 3", Friday-Saturday-Sunday. 1-2-3. Not 2.
hoboactor835 3 months ago
@hoboactor835 3 pm friday to 3 pm sunday is how many hours? 48 thats 2 days. did you also think the millennium began in 2000? you already lost though, your basis is a documentary, which academic journals covered this "discovery" none. which accredited professors of archaeology confirmed it? none. the IAA oversees all historical relics in israel, they said it was fake, the end.
scottbaioisdead 3 months ago
@scottbaioisdead Okay. I will admit I was wrong about the days. Also, how do you know those things? Unless you spoke to the people themselves, you have no idea about it, those websites, like you claim the grave was, could be easily fabricated. Alos, I find it funny that you have enough energy to do research, but not enough to learn grammer. I know Youtube isn 't an essay, but at least learn how to capitalise.
hoboactor835 3 months ago
@hoboactor835 its grammar not grammer. grammar is the relationship of words in a sentence, andpunctuation. I don't use capitals, because I think they're ugly, it's a stylistic choice. When I'm on something that uses autocorrect like I am now there will be caps. You don't need to talk to the authors of scholarly journa?s, that's what the journals are for. I majored in religion, I did all this research, I don't quote websites.
scottbaioisdead 3 months ago
@scottbaioisdead Okay, you know what? Let's just stop. This is getting us nowhere. But I just gotta know, how does l become ? When you wrote journal.
hoboactor835 3 months ago
@hoboactor835 look at an android keyboard ? is next to l
scottbaioisdead 3 months ago
@scottbaioisdead Oh.
hoboactor835 3 months ago
@maxdamagus lets play with known documentation, why is it that pauls writings which appear 60 ce make no reference to an earthly jesus? why does earthly jesus appear only in christian interpolation? why is it that jude's writings are in perfect grammatical greek when jude was an illiterate peasant? why is luke taken serious though it specifically states it's a 3rd hand account based on mark? how about pliney, tacitus, suetonius do you consider them proof when they were born almost 100 years off?
scottbaioisdead 3 months ago
Thank you sir. I've just become a Christian because of this.
ragonastick12 4 months ago
THE CHRISTIAN WITH LASAGNE FOR BRAINS WHO JUMPED OVER A CHURCH -
"id never go up to a muslim and tell him "your god could have turned sugar into coccaine" because its an insult and id probably get attacked on the spot "
HAHAHAAA, FUCKIN' HELL, GET A GRIP!!
shitinyoursock 4 months ago
ItsstrageIeer sawit likethat before
420orion727 5 months ago
As a christian i should be extremely offended, but this is to damn funny
RubocoScock 6 months ago 4
@RubocoScock I have no idea what could possibly be offensive about this.
aminatep 6 months ago
U jelly, bro?
Rattlus 6 months ago
LMAO funny funny shit
W0M 6 months ago
Jesus>Chuck Noris
FilmParodys 6 months ago 13
R there any songs about the Great Pumpkin? That would be way cool.
cyberspore00 7 months ago
I dint think this song is to bad. It makes me smile. And what ever brings u closer to God is a good thing. (: happy fathers day God we love u!!!
SheaTaylor1212 7 months ago
He was born from a virgin too! That must also be way too cool!
FractalBolt 7 months ago 2
jesus commonly engaged in bestiality.
1AiRHeAd3 7 months ago
Don't twist Jesus's life story... He didn't die because people were jealous of how "cool" He was! He died to save us... Please be careful of the way you place words... thankyou
cheesey12354 7 months ago
@cheesey12354 Are you suggesting that Jesus hung himself on the cross? He volunteered? Jesus committed suicide?
feralbeast 7 months ago
@feralbeast He could have saved himself but He knew that if He did then we wouldn't have been saved. He didn't fight or attack those hurting him but allowed them to..."God sent His only Son to die for us"
cheesey12354 7 months ago
@cheesey12354 That's all well and good, but I can't see how that invalidates what was said in the video.
feralbeast 7 months ago
@feralbeast Hear your video again... some of the lyrics are correct but some are just plain ignorance..."he could have turned sugar into coccaine"?? "he could have.....he could have....etc etc" but if you knew Jesus you'd know that He'd never do, so don't say that...Jesus never did miracles for himself but always for others...eg. when satan was trying to tempt Jesus to turn stone into bread (after the 40 days not eating)...He didn't ...that should clear your mind bout the "he could have etc etc"
cheesey12354 7 months ago
@cheesey12354 Listen to what you're saying. The song clearly states "If He wanted to, he could have..." It never says He did. What are you so upset about?
feralbeast 7 months ago
@feralbeast id never go up to a muslim and tell him "your god could have turned sugar into coccaine" because its an insult and id probably get attacked on the spot for saying it...well the same thing... i believe in Jesus and his perfection and goodness... no offence but the coccaine and the marijuana bit pissed me off cause to me its an insult to what i believe in..thats it.....
cheesey12354 7 months ago
@cheesey12354 I'm sorry you were insulted, maybe you should take that up with the guy who created marijuana and coca. I think Jesus knows Him.
feralbeast 7 months ago 8
@cheesey12354 How is that an insult? The song said "if he wanted to...", it didn't say he did, or should do those things. Just "if he wanted to." Besides, why is one intoxicant so much better than others?
itstherealmeok 7 months ago
@itstherealmeok i'm not even going to bother answering...
cheesey12354 7 months ago
@cheesey12354 Who knows what Jesus would have thought of marijuana and cocaine? There's nowhere in the Bible where he or anyone says "Oh, and make sure you don't smoke weed, shit's whack y'all." As a Christian, you have carte blanche on any weed-smoking activities you choose to undertake. If you don't believe in it, that's you personal view.
Walrusaurus 7 months ago
@Walrusaurus Yeah, if jesus was so cool he would have predicted the world was round and germ theory and such, but he was coy and stuck to parlor tricks.
inova11901 6 months ago
@cheesey12354 Marijuana used to be considered sacrilegious by the Vatican..in the old days everyone smoked and this song could be taken in more than one way I mean think about it..he is cool.
FrankoKillz 5 months ago
@FrankoKillz cool story bro!
morgan2993 5 months ago
@cheesey12354 But also, remember why they killed him.
It was pure jealousy and hate.
myLovelyCabbage 7 months ago
@feralbeast He sure did! God sacrificed himself t himself to save us from himself.
SIberian0Hamster 6 months ago 2
@SIberian0Hamster He sacrificed himself for our sins, to save you from sin.
pyromanizak 6 months ago
@cheesey12354 shut the fuck up jew
MrYourmommaspimp 7 months ago
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@MrYourmommaspimp i know you are but what am i?
cheesey12354 7 months ago
@cheesey12354 jesus died for pretending to have super powers
morgan2993 5 months ago
@morgan2993 Jews killed him because fail.
maxdamagus 3 months ago
the best part of this video is the song, and the fact King Missile is the band that sang about having a lost detachable penis that he found next to a broken toaster oven.
rabidx 8 months ago
Favorite line - "He walked on the water and swam on the land".
joshpi5 8 months ago
It's music like this is why I am thank you king missle
gothink6 9 months ago
Yeah, Jesus is way cool; dude.
q7spiz 9 months ago
anyone know the source of the image at 1:09 ?
kindkayne 9 months ago
jesus?
i love fiction!
aliepesicka 9 months ago
@aliepesicka Oh, too bad He's not fiction.
q7spiz 9 months ago
Who's Jesus?
gorma46 9 months ago
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Cossette729 9 months ago
that is the most random video I've seen in ages but it made me smile. Good to see creativity is still alive and well!
iannowacki 9 months ago
Does anybody know the chords to this song?
tommyig88 9 months ago
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tommyig88 9 months ago
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This song is homage.
voodochi 10 months ago
This song is homage.
voodochi 10 months ago
i wish i could turn sugar into cocaine. then id be way cool
CjTheVampire 10 months ago
anyone know the chords to this? i dont play piano but I would like to learn this thanks
Jmp153 11 months ago
Jesus is so cool that he could kill all the idiot haters but he doesn't because he knows it sucks to be them.
keepingitreal15 11 months ago
@keepingitreal15 No. He couldn't because he was a morta
whatshername62 11 months ago
@whatshername62 Hes so cool that he could kill you now but he doesn't because your a joke and people like to laugh.
keepingitreal15 11 months ago
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keepingitreal15 11 months ago
See,I don't think this song is really poking too much fun at Christians..I think it's a beautiful song - yeah,it's funny and satirical,but never cruel. It's not even blasphemous: "If he WANTED TO,he could have turned wheat into Marijuana,or sugar into Cocaine,or vitamins into amphetamine pills".. Genius :) [pinkpressthreat]
MrTulip65 11 months ago 3
its not lieing
MrHondoblue 11 months ago
@mostposters Are you people insane??? Have you actually listened to any King Missile before??? They are taking the piss!!! As they do with most other subjects they may ramble/sing about.. Complete dead pan irony!!! DUH!!! Cheese Cake Truck, Boy Made Of Bone China, Double F'd by two Black Studs Etc Etc. Rock On King Missile truely genius!!!!
theelvisinhell 11 months ago 3
Swam on the Land !!
caryzia 1 year ago
I love Jesus!
nomnomnomblah 1 year ago
I didn't like Jesus. Asshole.
SilencerLX 1 year ago
Jesus was way cool. Too bad his asshole friends had to twist his philosophy into a sad, child molesting, society crushing, technology hating, thinking impaired, holocaust accepting, slavery consenting, greedy, lying, ignorant hate mongers. Screw you John the Baptist. You are history's worst scribe.
Casanuda 1 year ago 16
@Casanuda Lol. It has nothing to do with the translation. Don't blame Jesus and his "friends" for the evils that sinners have made. Jesus, nor his scribes support child molestation, society crushing, and so on and so on. You foolish people need to stop pointing fingers for it is OUR FAULT. as the people who have allowed these things to happen.
Do you think the catholic church is a friend of jesus? which uses all the above mentioned AND GOD for personal gain? Stop pointing and start seeing.
Darkseany 1 year ago
@Darkseany
Stop saying words.
Casanuda 1 year ago
@Casanuda Why? Does the truth of our faults burn your skin?
Darkseany 1 year ago
@Darkseany If Jesus wanted to fix our mistakes, would it really be so hard to telepathically beam into our heads his corrections, or leave us all a note or something?
"Hey you guys, you kind of got my message wrong and I've noticed you're having problems. Instead of doing _____, you should _____ and do _____. Also, _______.
Thx,
Jesus
RRRRRR618 1 year ago
@RRRRRR618 Wow dude. You don't even know why he was here...
He wasn't here to just randomly fix our problems. Humans are creatures of free will. And free will God gave us. If he were to just fix our choices by the will of his father.. well then we don't have free will anymore do we? he was here to forgive our sins. Not make it super easy for us so that we don't learn a damn thing. Seriously if you're going to write something in your own ignorant attempt to debunk jesus AT LEAST do your research
Darkseany 1 year ago
@Darkseany who cares lol clearly u do too much!
McFrancis17 1 year ago
@McFrancis17 Who cares? Me. and like a billion other people that have more values than just money, modern culture, sex and constantly having to try and sound funny and witty instead of just being who I am and expressing my opinion as it stands because i don't need to condition who I am to the liking of the ignorant massess? How much? not as much as I should.
At least I'm not ignorant enough to believe in nothing but luck and chaos in a world proven to be concieved of consciousness.
Darkseany 11 months ago
@Darkseany see its cool that you care and i have no problem with ppl that do. but ppl like me that have been poor their whole lives, have been stabed on the strrets becuse thats where u go when ur home isnt a home, the ppl that die everday alone and that have fought for where they are now, i say who cares for the ppl that rely on themselvs and the ppl they love, not some man in the sky. im going to collage next year and after i intend on maerrying the girl i love and makeing a good life for her.
McFrancis17 11 months ago
327 people inadvertently liked a song that ridicules them from start to finish.
gcoote 1 year ago
@gcoote if you're a christian, that is. but i like the song and am a former-jew, current-athiest.
videosrockmyworldmor 1 year ago
amazing all the idiots talking about jesus here, john s hall is an atheist, he doesn't believe in jesus.
scottbaioisdead 1 year ago 2
@TheRoute420
i hav read the bible many times. Jesus didnt hav just one point. He is THE point of our existence. and to answer yur question why people end up in hell, its bc u must receive His forgiveness.
coffelt0 1 year ago
@coffelt0 you're GAY
Dumpsters2009 1 year ago
@coffelt0 No. People end up in hell to pay for their sins. Jesus is the only means of cleansing them through forgiveness. Sins are also cleansed by making up for them. Literally "paying" the sin. This is how it was before Jesus.
Christian knowledge today has been poisoned. Are the buddhists going to hell because they don't believe in jesus? even if they pay for their sins? OF COURSE NOT. Does a 4 year old go to hell for not comprehending jesus? Jesus is the only way to the FATHER. NOT HEAVEN
Darkseany 11 months ago
@Darkseany Jesus is the only way to the father! the father is in heaven! lol the only way to pay for sin is through Jesus Christ. the people who lived and died before Jesus didnt go to heaven. they went to what was called abrahams bosom. then when Christ died He set them free to go to heaven. read the bible and see for yourself Luke 16:19-31
coffelt0 11 months ago
@coffelt0 can jesus pay off the US national debt? who is going to pay for those sins?
DerangedRanger1 11 months ago
@Darkseany ...or something like that..
DerangedRanger1 11 months ago
Great song and video for these glory days ;-)
sniper1967 1 year ago
29 atheists
gingerofwar97 1 year ago
fantastic concept dude
TheProducerPeople 1 year ago
But Moses was a bitch.
Aeshir2 1 year ago 27
@Aeshir2 Moses would smack your sorry ass with his staff and rip you a new vagina like he did to the red sea. And then Jesus stop moses's last smack and say "no... His vagina has been abused enough... I forgive you Aeshir... My father forgives you."
Darkseany 1 year ago
i know right.
davidglenn100 1 year ago
rofl. life XD "that's so cool"
DOG92LUVA 1 year ago
i feel sorry for those who will suffer hell for denying him. He loves you and lived and died for you and u say things like that about Him. soooo sad. and He still forgives and loves you no matter what.
coffelt0 1 year ago
@coffelt0
Since he still forgives us and loves us and is all powerful, how is it even possible that we end up in Hell at all?
UpWordable 1 year ago
@coffelt0
Since he still forgives us and loves us and is all powerful, how is it even possible that we end up in Hell at all?
UpWordable 1 year ago
@coffelt0
did you ever even read the bible? i know his point wasnt to die for us, but to TEACH for us
TheRoute420 1 year ago
Jesus is Lord
coffelt0 1 year ago
"Danced around." Best line.
TheGravity07 1 year ago
Probably had a detachable penis too.
Stephen3132 1 year ago 73
@Stephen3132 Man, that's hilarious!
caryzia 1 year ago
@Stephen3132 where is the respect??? Not everything is about penisses
LaVida5 8 months ago
Wow, Jesus is cool! Now if he can just turn my two Advil into a couple of Vicodins. Let me guess....I need faith? Always a lynch pin. Would asking him to go to store and pick me up a bag of BBQ chips be to much to ask? I know..I know... the faith, thingy.
FrankenEgg 1 year ago
jesus died and went to hell for lying about being the son of god
rayray66 1 year ago
Why did jesus have to die for me? It wasn't his fault. God is such an ass!!!
skwiddjergensen 1 year ago
This is awesome and adorable (in both modern and older senses of the word). This reminds me a little of Altar Boyz--gentle fun but ultimately very good-hearted. Yes, He *was* way cool! And He does have a sense of humor--He Himself would be the first to laugh at this, I think.
NYCBlonde 1 year ago
Sarcastically unstable you are^^ lol
Galations 6:7- "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."
-good day.
1Poetboy 1 year ago
@1Poetboy
jack 8:15 - im so gay
nell2727 1 year ago
He also had super powers that he used for good. Jesus is way cool!
Rossome4040 1 year ago
COOL!!!!!!!!! Man He created the world and all that is in it ,me, you,family,friends etc. But even better He died for you that you might have peace with God and know the joy of having your sins forgiven. JESUS WAS WAY COOL AND SO MUCH MORE,SHALOM!!!!
Stevie64B 1 year ago
@Stevie64B
you idiot...did you even watch this video??? its a joke on jesus....we think he sux lmao
nell2727 1 year ago
0:50 best hippie jesus ever.
eastvanpunkrock 1 year ago
Jesus was way cool
JoeMDTV 1 year ago
Jesus is my favorite super hero!!! Better than Batman
Raherin 1 year ago
Blasphemy!!
buginyourear 1 year ago
@buginyourear um sir/mam you don't truly know what that means so suck it
notAbohab 1 year ago
@notAbohab I went through this video again. If this is meant to make me laugh, then at the very least it should be funny. I still find it blasphemous.
buginyourear 1 year ago
@buginyourear what make it so blasphemous? because i'm not sure what that means can you explain it to me?
notAbohab 1 year ago
Damn guys, you are all too nice. I'm back, I HOPE you are ready for the CHANGES coming soon. That is HOPE&CHANGE you can count on.
If you want to know what I've been up to, check out the youtube channel dmcfng. In reality that is where you will find the truth.
I've got my reasons for doing it this way,
any othe way & you just may not believe me.
Do you believe in me now?
In reality I virtually may be Jesus Christ, & to tell you the truth I'm a Muslim Man.
What do you think about that?
Jesus2point3 1 year ago
If Jesus walked through an airport I bet he'd get sent to the slow line and searched with that beard and robes.
BackRoadsWine 1 year ago 2
is this a joke?jesus is cool but this is just funny
cheZIT20 1 year ago
This reminds me of The Dead Milkmen, good job!
mrwynd 1 year ago
a bit of satire
TomfooleryofMatts 1 year ago
This is great. It's so dripping with sarcastic satire....:D hahaha
AnnaSofiaR 1 year ago
I bet Jesus can solo the Lich King in ICC xD
Halendor960 1 year ago