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  • lmao it's not even that bad, i've been bitten by one before it's like a quick needle and it's done. haah

  • the western garter snake here are calm most of the time if they're disturbed or feeling threatened they WILL bite for example lifting the rock and dragg the snake out

    lol

  • AUCH! , poor man but the snake was realy cute!

  • stupid ass

  • I would bite you too from taking me out of my nice hiding place and provoking me if I were a Garter. You gotta respect them and they will respect you. Try petting it to let it know your gentle and they enjoy that much more. Recently captured a 3 ft long Garter snake, Eastern, and they are friendly. Don't go after the red striped Garter though, they bite worse then that 1 you had.

  • Ahh SHIT!! :D ahahaha

  • my garters bite me more than any snakes in my collection and trust me i have some pretty aggrezive species snakes... but its funny cause it feels like sand paper barely touches you doesnt hurt at all

  • He has a huge face

  • garters bite all the time

  • Ah shit! Lol 5/5

  • What retard holds a snake like that?

  • it bit you because you were holding it incorrectly. you were resticting the movement of its head and neck. They don't like that. Next time hold it more towards the mid section.

  • poor snake it didn´t knows what the human wants to do with it, it is protecting itself with biting and moving around his tail and opening his mouth :( but thumbs uo :D

  • wooooooooooooooow that is sad im 12 and i have been bitten by snakes 5 times bigger and it didn make me hurt or get worried

    oh noooooooooo!!! a killer baby garder snake! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

    fyi nobody says "nitwit"

  • @ethandude9828 it's spelled "garter" genius. just another little boy on youtube i see.

  • @sappet102 im busy now. can i ignore you some other time?

  • @sappet102 im sorry you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn

  • @ethandude9828 you're a clever little bastard aren't you?

  • @sappet102 your so fucked up

    I see the wheel spinning but the hamster looks dead

  • @sappet102 by the way how ugly r u wait wait wait hold it let me guess.....

    well after seeing you photo docked pictures i have decided that if you were my dog i would shave your ass and teach it to walk backwards

  • @ethandude9828 this coming from a fat fuck

  • @sappet102 I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

  • @ethandude9828 im pretty sure it wasn't five times bigger and im pretty sure if you got bit my that baby in the video you ass woulda started crying like a little bitch

  • after a bite he looks so dumb 00:49

  • And why would you hope that nitwit?

  • @mwjw hey good upload to show that never trust what you think . what was the outcome of the bite cus i dont know the type of snake(is it toxic if so what to expect?) you took it pretty damn calm tho. it was a beatyfull one.

  • I hope you are dead

  • ahh shit

  • BAKA!!!

  • ahhhh SHIT!! ahhaha

    you remind me of my buddy jesse!

  • Fool anyway

  • My grandfather used to swear, that when I was a little tyke, I came to him with what I thought was a fistful of garden worms, but were in fact baby copperheads. I don't remember this, but who am I to argue with grandpa..right? He has crossed over now anyway. I have been bitten though, by a reticulated python of some enormity. It smarts, let me tell ya.

  • You shouldnt let go, harms the snake, wild or not. I have a 11.5 ft Carpet Python called tyson, hes easily offended by every thing, mainly from old age and hes starting to get over pretective over himself! almost every time you pick him he'll strick and i 9/10 he gets you, and 120 teeth from a adult python munching on your hand doesnt half hurt yanoo

  • hahaha silly cunt!

  • garter snake's are pussy's

    i have a 5ft granite cross royal python.

    and he is one mean mother fucker.

    i might make a video of him striking for me lol

  • well i just caught a garter snake i was walking my dog and saw it then chased it into the bushes when i caught it it striked at me a few times, but it still didnt cam down so i cant handle it as yet

  • Well....you must be a bit dumb...when something bites you..you let go of it.

  • im sorry, but hes a bit of a panzy.. i went to my uncles ranch in louisiana so i could catch snakes over spring break. i got bitten 4 times... i never let go.

  • Well garters try to bite me all the time but I've never been bit as of yet. The Eastern garters seem to be the most aggressive. What did it feel like? Judging by your reaction it was at least somewhat painful.

  • @OsirisIX ...It was a surprise....felt like getting scraped with stiff sandpaper. Have caught and released(unharmed)many snakes this one just happened to be a bit nasty.

  • Stupid ass Hillbilly!

  • you dont drag your hand back like that. you could pull they're teeth out

  • plus all your doing is pulling their "teeth" deeper into your skin.

  • Lol. thats so funny cuz the garters i find never bite. All they do is poop on u. Which is kinda worse than getting bit.

  • does he not know that you have to hold a snake by the head so it doesn't bite you.

  • thats because it was a rat snake you dumbass not a garter snake..!!! Rat snakes are more agressive and will bite.. durr I get bit by them all the time..

  • I tell people all the time, just because a snake is non-poisonous does not mean it will not bite you. If it feels threatened enough it will bite if it can. As mentioned, garter snakes are usually pretty docile and easy to handle. I have handled a lot of snakes and have found that some of the same same species can have very different attitudes and behaviors.

  • @KennethMixson There are actually no poisonous snakes. You can eat any of them just fine! ;) I agree, snakes can be aggressive, no matter the species. I've been knawed on by a garter or two, but I deserve it for making him think I was going to eat him.

  • i dont own a snake but i think its the snakes natural instinct to protect itself by biting and it worked LOLOLOLOLOL

  • what a gay, if he just leave the snake alone he would not be bite

  • You probably ripped all of it's teeth out. If you do like getting bit don't mess with snakes. Specailly if your going to react like that, causing potential harm to the snake... The bite wouldn't have been so bad if you would have reacted correctly...

  • ohhhh boo hoo dont u dare do that again, rlly ? ur a pussy man who cares if it dies or not its just a snake reptiles dont have feelings, are before u say shut up u dont have any snakes, i have 2 BPs 7 garters and a creamsicle crorn and used to have a red tail boa but jesus christ it was a pain, anyway its from da wild hill adapt to it

  • I wouldn't just assume you that you didn't have any reptiles.

    Why would I say you don't have any snakes?? I am puzzled.

    Regardless of it having feelings, It is a life.

    And besides that! I never said It would die! I said potential harm. Big difference buddy.

    Idk if you read my comment or not before you started trying to look like a B.A. You just made yourself look like a moron. Crogratzz!

  • thx and, poteintial harm die same thing >? man and its congratzz not crogratzz, and if its a life loss then u can live with it can u ?

  • Harm and death are not the same thing, and there is a reason its spelled "crogratzz"....

  • ok tell me the reason ?, and like i said man if it dies it dies u dont have to cry about it or for u ill say more safisticated thingy, potentiolly harmed (happy ? )

  • Did u release your RTB into the wild?

  • uhhhhh huh ? =D wats a RTB anddddd was that for me reply for me ? lol

  • yeah. an RTB is a Red Tailed Boa. Just wondering why you released your snake...

  • aah crap srry lol nah i sold to my dads friend right now i still have the garters ball python, and the corn but the corn snake ( i live wth my mom there seperated lol) i like my dad better he took it becuase my mom said that it was taking to much space and that she hates snakes and to get rid of it -.- , nah i would never realese a snake that has bine captive born and raised

  • I love that identify the snake after you get bit,

  • ahahaha

    Pussy! I cried over a 1 1/2 foot garter snake bite....try getting hit by a 12 foot carpet python

  • yea, that tends to hurt... the carpet python.... i wouldnt want get bitten by one of those.....

  • LOL... expert

  • are females bigger than males...i was taking my mower out the garage and turned around and what did I see go in right behind me... I got it and released it..never seen one that big..was about 3 and half feet..never seen one that big!!!

  • exactly, wat a fucking twat

  • i`m glad he bit you .... fuck around with him for no good reason , you got what you deserve

  • u can tell he wanted the garter to bite him!

  • ROFL! Garter snake bites dont hurt! But a grown python or boa bite is a different story! lol

  • lol... it just shit on me:) that is funny shit man.you should of got a closer look with the video cam at the bite, i would have liked to of seen what damage it really did if any but i did see some blood in the vid. i own a ribbon snake that is 3 and a half feet long it has never bitten me.

  • i no i seen stupid were can u find them in ur yard because i always catch toads and frogs

  • They don't all bite you, you must of really pissed every one of them you were encountered with because their more scared of us. Which is awesome because snakes scare the shit out of me. I have like a panic attack with them hahaha.

  • what a plum

  • what a wimp it's only a garter snake...

  • if you leave snakes alone they will leave you alone!

  • Yea right, every garter snake I've ever encountered has either bit or tried to bite me. And they ALWAYS shit on you, too. I would've freaked that lady out and told her that they're poisonous though, lol.

  • My garter snake doen't have teeth, but if it bites me will it still draw blood?

  • It could if it's big enough, but you have to get it used to handling. Approach it from the side and be sure to wash your hands before and after handling, but they can draw blood, but they aren't poisonous.

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  • I used to catch them when I was really young and 1 bit me and hung off my nose lol

  • did it hurt?

  • what a dumbass

  • TBH, Im not at all suprised he bit you the way you handled it, you should hold it by the tail until it is calm then put your other hand to the side and if it doesnt strike then you gentlyy put it into your hand, leave it to people who know how to handle snakes

  • HA HA geshiet dir recht! lass die viecher in ruhe

  • ya you ge shocked. most the time when i get bit by small animals i just jump and over exzadurate but when you think about it it dosnt hurt.

  • it really dosnt hurt it just shockes you

  • whoever said ihe was a moron and wished it was a mamba fuck ou

  • Wow a garter snake bit. You bleed worse than the bite is. They have a anticoagulant in there very very very very minimal amount of venom. They have no real way of injecting venom also. So the bite is not really as bad as you made it out.

    If you want to minimize the risk of them biting handle it a bit more carefully. They are delicate snakes so don't drop the next one.

  • ANERY TO THE CHEST!!!!!!!!!!!

  • does it have poison

  • too bad it wasn't a mamba and we'd have one less moron in the world

  • I was bit by a huge Garter snake about 11 years ago. They fucking hurt and smell like a corpse.

  • aaaw just look at that smile on that loser! :)

  • nice job retard. ur even a full grown man that takes extra stupidity

  • did it hurt?

  • go snake go XD

  • you are a complete idiot -_-..

  • Nice snake! calm catching..:P..watch my adder;)

  • Who cares if it bites you it's totally harmless. just pour some peroxide on the bite if you're scared. guy acted like he was bitten by a cobra.

  • Yeah your right. Two days ago i got bit by one a lot bigger than that and it doesn't hurt. You do start to bleed, but it scares you more than it hurts.

  • "that isn't a good thing"

  • lol ive been bitten by garter snakes like a million times.

    i woulda just let it stay bitten ang get a close up

  • Dunno where this guy's from, but where I'm from, Garter's like to nip and crap on you....it's basically expected :P

  • he shit on me... hahahahha

  • hahahah thats what you get...becoz your snake handling is wrong!!

  • Yeah!!!

  • !!!!!!!!!!!!!yeah!!!!!

  • a pissed off snake will always bite, i'd bite too if a dude was fondling with me

  • yeah!But i wouldn't let a guy fondel me.lol

  • oh man, that was stupid.

  • OHHH GOD! A GARTER SNAKE!!! OMG CALL THE POLICE! CLOSE THE SCHOOLS! START A NEWS CAST: MAN BITTEN BY A BABY GARTER SNAKE OHHH BOOO HOOO ass hole

  • LOL I NO RITE

  • shut up

  • nice one ^_^

  • Garter snakes will not hesitate to bite when they are disturbed... don't act like you know what you're talking about.

  • i dont blame him for biting you

  • Garter snakes are vicious most of them all bite to defend themselves.

  • Imagine that....a snake will bite you

  • yeah... uhh garder snake... very deadly LMAO not

  • Wow, that little guy drew blood!!!XD I have been looking for garter snakes since I was 3, I have never been bitten by them. At least they're not venomous.

  • MAN

    YOU OLD or are you the girl? lol jking

  • Little sucker drew blood. You really pissed him off! LOL!

  • HAHAHAHA!!!! OMG you freaked when it bit you!! I have been bitten countless times by garters and their bites don't hurt. lol Time to pony up big man lol!

  • thats silly.....hope it was a cobra...

  • I hope it was poisonous

  • Snakes aren't poisonous there venomous.

  • haha

  • snake bites dont hurt

  • LOL. LONG LIVE IGNORANCE...

  • rofl idoit ......

  • Everybody is saying garter snake, looks like a king snake to me.

  • Yeah ,try that with a rattlesbake , 2 minutes after you are on the ground.

  • your full of shit

  • Hey man,don't be shy if you want to cry, we understand.

  • Try just grabbing a rattlesnake like that old man. You wouldn't be laughing afterward.

  • i had a garter snake as a pet when i was 10 there not dangerous

  • ahahhahahahah.. that is so awsome. hopefully u didnt hurt him u tard!

  • oh shit man you got bitten by a garter snake, are you going to be alright? Hey next time if your out "playing" with reptiles, try not to pull away from the bite, you can do damage to the snake...I wonder, are you still alive today, i mean we all know garters have one of the most toxic venoms of them all...jesus man i hope your alright! fucking idiot...

  • i know hey!!! and it doesnt hurt at all.. when i was 7 i got bit and i just waited till he let go!!! ive gotten bit my corns and pythons to

  • yeah seriously, some fucking idiots...a little garter snake hurt him...psssshhh...try getting tagged by a 7 foot boa, straight to the face..."OH SHIT, WELL THATS NOT A GOOD THING..." Seriously, why isnt it, you handled it, got bitten, and really thought you might have a chance of something worse then a little bleeding? disinfect the bite, move on...

  • i got bitten by my sisters butter motley and i didnt turn away

    and it bit me because i hed to pul it of a dead mouse(it was already dead) when it bit it on the side i had to get it off then after it bit me middle finger on my left hand lols

  • next time leave the snake because they can tell the texture of the fur and move up to face :)(but yes this guy is a pussy)

  • your story made no sense, why would you try and get your snake off a mouse its already eating...

  • it almost broke its jaw

  • then why the fuck were you feeding it such large food items...irresponsible shit

  • no it was the way it was eating it it was caught on it leg

  • thats a sign you should stop playin with snakes

  • Garter snakes are non-venomous. I've had only one bite me and it feels like a grasshoppers legs kicking to get away from you. You cityslickers are just wimps. I'm only 11 and I catch this stuff all the time. It never really hurts and they just let go soon. You city people are abunch of losers.

  • Shut the fuck up, you act like theres a difference between city people and country, Like people at this day in age actually CARE, Fuckin retard, maybe if you lived in the city, you'd have some fuckin sense of a normal human and not some cousin fucking redneck dumbshit.

    [Not hating on the south] :D

  • PoppinThizzle, you're scared of snakes aren't you?

  • Good work on them snakes! Keep safe while catching them.

  • what a bitch my Python is like 5 times the side of that little lizard and i never let go of him and said och when he bit me and i wasn't camera infront of a chick too. PUSSY

  • wow ur a pusy lol NO OFFENCE but iv been bitin by hundreds of corns and garter snakes even rattle snakes garter bites do NOT HURT

  • owned!

  • i love how he gets all pissied over a garter snake bite

  • they have no venom at all . garter snakes are completely harmless!

  • lucky for him.

  • Sprinkle some battery juice on it and wrap it with alumminum foil, use duct tape to hold it on. Wrap that shit tight.

  • Damn near everything is venomous but come on bro......its a garter snake and its not gonna kill you. Pluss it was teh size of a twizler so i think ull be ok. jack ass. next time try and rangle a brown recluse..... then you can say "oh shit" when it bites u.

  • Hey,dude did you have to go to the hospital or something? i don't much about snakes so...

  • The man died 15 min later.........jk people :)

  • only hurts for a second lol

  • their not toxic to humans, right?

  • their not toxic to fish either

  • they have venom but when they bite all it dose is make you feel slightly numb if any effects at all

  • i hate snakes...

  • I LOVE SNAKES!

  • you thought you were cool until that happened

  • idiot man!!!!

  • All people who say The Garter snake is nonvenomous DO YOUR REASEARCH BEFORE CALLING ME STUPID, IT TAKES ONE MINUTE TO GOOGLE IT TO PROVE THEY CONTAIN A MILD NEURTOXIC VENOM YOU LAZY IDIOTS. (you know who you are)

  • pussy lol

  • LOL, garter snake. those things rarely bite people, and if they did. it's less harmless than getting stung by a bee

  • i did wheni was 8 i freaked