Badass Handshake (Earthquake)

[EmpireLS56KW]

FUCKING FUNNY LOL classic with Earthquake 1974I bet that handshake was mixed in Sensurround with +10 on Richter scale

[Perfectedidiot21]

"This handshake finished Duke Nukem Forever"

oh god my sides

[gymnastgirl007]

what?



[zxcaswerr]

Wpw

[powerboy1456]

now try to do it with chuck norris

[cekinxxx]

tilllaaah

[Nerefurian]

My dick is now permanently erect.

[PHATSTR]

EPIC HANDSHAKE

[Replayer101]

74 people pushed too many pencils.

[clap5]

Chuck Norris was born from this handshake.

[blink180heights]

@clap5 lmaoo nice

[yoitsblang]

This is how cujo was made

[ohmss006]

Does anyone know what film the earthquake scenes came from???

[shuojinz33]

This is what happens when I see my friend in school.

[giantchicken891]

WHATS THE MATTER? CIA GOT YOU PUSHING TOO MANY PENCILS?

[MattyPunit]

This handshake is planet x

[solidenber]

and now look at those guys. chubs!

[taleof2cities]

this handshake gave birth to chuck norris

[getlostupig]

@taleof2cities stfu, you fugly cunt.

[MrMsMrvevo]

@getlostupig wtf

[erock195]

This handshake killed the last Nazi.

[JCenCiel8]

The Maya and Nostradamus saw this will occur in 2012

[Varnesh12]

Ill be back. T1000

[McMatthew420]

I just finished off a baker's dozen... Of orgasms after witnessing that handshake.

[TheJew67]

This handshake made pluto no longer exist as a planet

[jovicans]

this handshake seperated the red sea.....

[RikuAnsem1]

That handshake was the only thing to actually kill Sephiroth

[kakarot360]

x,DDDDD

[KreeSkrull]

Chuck Norris was born from that handshake!!

[kotor26]

This Hand shake is so awesome Youtube doesnt have any suggestions for me D:

[MBGamingLegends]

This handshake made me shit Adam West.

[MBGamingLegends]

This handshake killed my whole family, I will have vengeance....

[kajetanadamsamuel]

This handshake destroyed Sauron, Barad-dur and whole Mordror

[ry4nman]

72 people have lost family members to this handshake

[TheJaziFresh]

this handshake was the only thing that could destroy Thanos and the Infinity Gauntlet

[wiredsnowman]

RAMIREZ! You son of a bitch! *smack*

[ruassmarkt]

if you want to feel this handshake, just really turn up your subwoofer^^

[XlPH0S]

1:04 owned

[Omega7991]

lol

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

lol the description is funny as shit pmsl

[ColdplayKid112]

0:35

Justin Beiber has his own beer company?

Mind blown. 

[ColdplayKid112]

Brad has sent me once again :D

[karlhelvede]

Dutch does NOT make it easy on him self.... the fuck you talking bout

[Gelli18]

who needs porn when you've got this

[D3moknight]

That handshake reversed my vasectomy and caused the birth of my son, Thor.

[snowboardingfreak94]

CERN's design of the Large Hadron Collider was based on this hanshake.

[YairGeva7]

There goes japan again.

[luckie300]

"How about a friendly handshake?"

[kajetanadamsamuel]

This handshake caused the dinosaurs extinction

[kenedy65]

I am arnold schwarzenegger and i support rape

[darthmaster1987]

We know now who origins that tsunami in Japan...

[jeremyharbert]

That handshake cures cancer, but it also causes earthquakes, obesity, and the conception of future serial killers

[DukeNukenum]

So this is what caused the tsunami in Japan. Damnit Arnold and Carl, no more handshakes.

[amill146]

this is the cure for cancer. and the meaning of life

[draytox]

That hand shake caused the Queensland Floods

[PavirryPe]

The only thing more powerful would be a fistfight between entropy and God.

[gtafans93]

Zakk Wylde was Conceived, birthed and fucked mother nature herself From this handshake

[mystictal]

What happens when Paddy McCourt and Chuck Norris shake hands.

[humberdinks]

@mystictal no one would now nothing would be left to tell the tale

[theblackmanOyeah]

yeah, you're not winning that match.

[Ndure13]

This is how jesus really died. The crucifixion was a cover a story designed to scapecoat the jews.

[Toki19xx]

Manliest Handshake in the world !

[SNAJmaster]

2012 anyone?

[mr1inamil]

The united nations was formed to prevent these kinda handshakes.

[santana3212]

The shockwave from this handshake is what causes hurricanes and tornadoes...

[kgsolaman5000]

haha

[PavirryPe]

This handshake prevented Bambi´s mother to escape the hunters.

[Jehanzeb14]

Whats-a-matta? Da CIA got you pushing thoo many paencils?

[crankthewallsedge]

a statue should be made about this handshake

[seiya209]

lol penis

[Calfo79]

69 people push pencils for the CIA. Hahah. 69.

[44eelz]

are those scene from the movie Earthquake?

[seiya209]

@44eelz with this video Im no longer gay!

[44eelz]

@seiya209 lol OK i mean the scenes! lol

[89Obscure]

Every woman from all over the world had an orgasm after this handshake.

[yoitsblang]

0:12 thats how the big bang happened.

[samyooljackson]

Imagine if Dillon hadn't been pushing too many pencils.

[911zippy]

If all that happens when the two of them does that, imagine what would happen if Arnold and Chuck would do it = End of the world as we know it

[liquidrtype]

Thus... Chuck Norris was born! =)

[Yaminoken]

Way back in the olden days before particle accelerators, this was how scientists would smash atoms together, Arnold would grab an atom and Carl would grab the other. And then BAM !!!!

[nchammer1234]

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!

[TheOverwatch117]

lol

[copperkipper1]

Chuck Norris accidently walked into Arnie last night.......lol jk you really think i'd still be here typing if that happened?

[mirak78]

I don't know what happened to the original official description but that was the funniest part of this it said: " The CIA tried to prevent this situation by having Dillon push too many pencils." Fucking gold.

[chabab]

0:12 big ass bicep

[teamfucktop]

When i saw this video i laughed hard,but the day after,i stopped laughed when i read something about Haiti

[xnotoriousss]

1:03 epic win

[Exactus777]

That isnt just an earthquake, its the Earth losing is virginity.

[Yaminoken]

This isn't a handshake, Its Chuck Norris Clapping.

[88Eoghan]

@Yaminoken Norris fact pale in comparison to this, once Arnie offered to shake Chucks hand when they met on the street, fearful for his life he imploded, creating the black hole at the centre of the galaxy. Why isn't earth in a black hole then? Well Arnie offered another handshake and it backed off.

[flensoest]

@FuckAvailabilityHard No I believe it's only losers that favourites an Eiffel 65 song on Youtube and make wide assumptions about people they've never even met. Did you even graduate from high-school?

I could care less if my comments are high-ranked on youtube, but I do like to point out mistakes that losers, as yourself, keep making.

[flensoest]

@FuckAvailabilityHard Well stupid, the name of Carl Weathers' character is not, as you might think, Dylan. It's actually Dillon.

[paulkersey13]

YOUUU SONNNNN IF bITCH

[rocketghosties]

lol

[daaracer]

Lmfao saw this at 5am and my laughing woke my wife up haha

[gusabreu]

...and the big bang begun...

[Ostnizdasht206]

Chuck Norris approves

[THOMASBONILLA]

This handshake caused the earth to shift three degrees off its axis...

The great comments to this video are as funny as the video itself.

[Jonnyjy]

BIG HUGE LOL!!!

[RyanLFC86]

This equals one CNF (Chuck Norris Fart)

[chaudhryhr]

everytime this video is played another gay guy suddenly goes straight

[Jonnyjy]

if Justin Bieber see's this he will notice that he's gender was a mistake.

[BranHudMapTV]

chuck norris watches this video everyday

[dooviss]

this happens when matter gets in touch with antimatter

[RandomHL]

Watching this deleted my recycle bin.

[SnakevsOzelot]

apollo creed??

[thebuzzerding]

this is how redbull got ITS wings

[MakaveliWiklund]

how do you put up a compilations of movie scenes on youtube? which program should i use?

[alberthkd]

i grew a third testicle after watching this video.

[21StCenturyWarfare]

What movie is taht from ?

[88Eoghan]

@21StCenturyWarfare Predator. THE action movie.

[robertbertstar]

OMG save JB

[billybifocals]

in the beginning, god created light, followed by this hand shake lol

[wushunate1]

*boner*

[SeigeCJ]

so this was the cause of the big bang....

[IonicSnake]

Chuck Norris was born through this handshake.

[yoyoyoesi]

Weapons of mass destruction have to be banned.

[PaulRooc]

why I always have to do this handshake when im drunk ...

[Junokaii]

How life happened was by this handshake.

[MakaveliWiklund]

This is how Chuck Norris was born!!!

[PatrikDavidson]

They've got a stew going

[KodierungHerz]

Damn, I am just a little pussy. This are the real men.

[thuram98]

This handshake broke through reality, into the Marvel universe, and defeated Galactus.

[dmancornell]

DILLON!

[JAHM5]

This handshake created time 

[SpaceAmbientz]

rotfl

[fausto80]

hahahahaha very amusing

[BarryWhiteify]

64 people push too many pencils

[madera72]

So the governator is responsible for creating all of those earthquakes in his own state?

[yassin166]

i wonder what happens if Chuck Noriis shakes the jand of Arnie

[funktimusrhyme]

@yassin166

You'd be better off wondering what happens *to* Chuck Norris when he tries to shake Arnie's hand.

[GoldenSirius]

10000000000000000/100000000000­00000

[lokexianxun]

@GoldenSirius that will be also 1/1

[RandomHL]

This handshake finished Duke Nukem Forever!

[wkeil1981]

This is how the never ending storm on Saturn was created.

[SmackDaddy955]

an thus, chuck norris was born...

[89Obscure]

The power of this handshake caused the Chernobyl accident.

Stalkers should thank Schwarznegger.

[ricardoalves666]

ahahahahahah man this is hilarious!!!!! Good job

[kaielement]

I just lost 20lbs watching this.....

[romeroremor]

a whole universe was created between their hands flourished and died in that brief time

[kevinmarquez19]

Someone should make a "WTF BOOM!" version of this.

[booboo154321]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ lol

[xandrewmarshallx]

could this be a threat to world security? if the terrorists get their hands on this video we're all doomed!!

[sparhawk1975]

lol, just read the extra 'facts' in the uploaders section......very very funny :)

[M1ndz]

Old Spice Handshake

[anonymous12190]

so that's how he became governor

[BiGPiMPiN591]

this videos comments is the best comments i ever read in my entire life

[billydumont]

Is there a bigger badass than Arnold Schwarzenegger? seriously

[KuroNeko1396]

@billydumont Chuck mother fuckin Norris.

[seiya209]

with this video Im no longer gay

[onedeadcat]

@seiya209

If you were gay by choice you're a sad masochist. You like Republicans lynching you?

[cromcruac]

Diamond crystals were formed between their palms due to intense pressure.

[neonaluevangelion]

hahahahahahhahaha

this is BADASS !!!!!!!!!

[Smljhndnsmr]

best youtube video of all time!

[ZwarriorAntZ]

pasu at 14 sec...

[anubis432]

i dunno whats more hilarious the coments or the video

[vatis88]

probably the best scene in cinematic history :)

[anthony25ification]

imagine if it was chuck norris shaking arnold's hand

[speedy135789]

fuck no. Kratos and Arnie would be hell

[KingZeoX]

As long as it's not a FPC, we'll all live XD

[BrawlMoptop11]

All the while this is happening, Charlton Heston is still wearing his tie.

[bertmustin]

People often ask who created God. Ladies and Gentlemn here is your answer.

[Seanosaur]

I have a dog called Dillon, he's also black.

[jeg622]

so thats the reason he got his arm dismembered by the Predator.... to prevent further catastrophe