Using Accents to Pick Up Girls PART I - Dave and Ethan

[soadfreak313]

"WOULD YOU LAHKK TO GEWW TO THE DISCOUUU?"

Hahahahh XD This reminded me of an awkward combination of Monty Python and Salad Fingers.

[DaveAndEthan]

@soadfreak313 haha, what a combo...

[lacktypswag]

You guys are great keep postin vids that have to do with picking up chicks every now and then! Very entertaining and funny

[DaveAndEthan]

@lacktypswag thanks, we will!

[YourePrivateDj]

they showed they've got balls...RESPECT!!!

[DaveAndEthan]

@YourePrivateDj our fathers passed on their giant balls.

[ThisIsBoomerTV]

Hilarious...but this isnt really about "Picking up girls"

[DaveAndEthan]

@ThisIsBoomerTV thanks...but what is this about?

[HomiesUnite22]

the guy with the glasses looks like a nerdy slyfoxhound :P

[DaveAndEthan]

@HomiesUnite22 like a NERDY slyfoxhound? even without all the Pokemon?

[RollingEight]

only works if you can do the accent lol

[bruyeatj]

subscribed, you got me

[DaveAndEthan]

@bruyeatj glad to have you.

[nadiel42]

Does gender matter in this situation?

[DaveAndEthan]

@nadiel42 gender never matters.

[Joeyy411]

Would you like to go to the disco? LMAO

[thesocialinception]

who the hell wears glasses to pick up girls

[DaveAndEthan]

@thesocialinception i know, right? glasses are for losers. and people who can't see without them...

[NinjaKid3000]

This was hilarious!! please make a part 3

[Azza1070]

3:25 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[correll28]

you guys are so weird and i laughed the entire time. in a good way. MORE!!!!

[DaveAndEthan]

@correll28 OK!

[iLikeGummybearz]

Would you LOIKE to go out with me?

[DaveAndEthan]

@iLikeGummybearz yes, please.

[himl994]

You guys are hilarious haha

[ampleXiTunes]

give u a favor and delete this crap channel

[DaveAndEthan]

@ampleXiTunes give us a favor and explain what language you talking?

[cyrutvirus]

@DaveAndEthan Dw about he said , its a great channel :)

[DaveAndEthan]

@cyrutvirus thanks buddy. appreciate the support.

[Xnake]

More of this please! With other accents!

[tormorten]

This is one of the most hilarious videos I've seen lately! :D

[DaveAndEthan]

@tormorten why, thank you!

[jab819]

why in the fucking world dont you guys have more subscribers?? Every video Ive watched has been hilarious.

[DaveAndEthan]

@jab819 thanks, man. our new video got us over 1000 subs in a day, you should check it out if you haven't yet!

[ampleXiTunes]

trying to do something like simple pick up get ideas idiots

[DaveAndEthan]

@ampleXiTunes trying to understand your new language idiots

[alehax27]

How the hell did I just find you guys and this video has been up for like 2 years!

[DaveAndEthan]

@alehax27 it was just your destiny....

[lbeesntdeirx]

From 4:24 until the end, I lost my shit

[DaveAndEthan]

@lbeesntdeirx we hope you find it!

[DaveAndEthan]

@elitestar ha, thanks. spread the word!

[MCWon212]

The guy with the curly hair had the funniest fake irish accent!

[DaveAndEthan]

@MCWon212 I try.  - guy with the curly hair

[SirTorment]

@DaveAndEthan When they say 'I have a boyfriend' you should answer 'That's okay, we don't need him'

[rockinrussianboy]

Well did you meet them at 5? XD

[DaveAndEthan]

@rockinrussianboy they never showed! :(

[rockinrussianboy]

@DaveAndEthan What the heck! what other important stuff could they have had to do then going on dates with two creepy british strangers they met on the street??

[whitepawwa12]

hahahha fucking hell the afro dudes irish accent killed LOL

[DaveAndEthan]

@whitepawwa12 thanks. -the afro dude

[grimyp09]

funny the way that guy says disco haha

[willscharlie]

Rsing stars here lads check out my channel if you hate people who spam everyones videos

any feedback welcome

[TheDanzilla7]

I want the nice big beauty at 1.47 with the young girl (just the woman, not the girl obviously)

[DaveAndEthan]

@TheDanzilla7 we all do. we all do.

[9amma]

hahahaha this so good! i liked LAYKE LA la ike xD

[DaveAndEthan]

@9amma we LAYKE you.

[Devonmeister]

that was really good, keep up this series

[CardiffBoyArsenalFan]

and why does your first accent which im lead to believe is supposed to be British so similar to that of borat?

[DaveAndEthan]

@CardiffBoyArsenalFan Borat taught us everything we know.

[GeorgeHurst08]

@CardiffBoyArsenalFan how can u have a british accent? there are 3 different countries in britain...

[CardiffBoyArsenalFan]

@GeorgeHurst08 well the stereotypical accent is what i meant you clever person

[0dus]

Why is their Irish accent a scottish accent?

Why can't americans tell the difference between Scotland & Ireland?

[DaveAndEthan]

@0dus Because we are complete idiots.

[NotTrollingYou]

most retarded, incorrect, stereotypical accents ever

[DaveAndEthan]

@NotTrollingYou Please don't troll us.

[svenlivingston777]

@NotTrollingYou not really, Irish was pretty good :)

[TechnoSchro]

I'm so gonna try that. I have an accent so no need to learn other ones

[DaveAndEthan]

@TechnoSchro you will automatically get laid.

[MrVictorPrez94]

awwwwwwwwkwaaaaaaaard

[DaveAndEthan]

@MrVictorPrez94 thaaaaaaaaaaanks

[Charlieboi48]

worst accents I've ever heard

[DaveAndEthan]

@Charlieboi48 best accents we've ever done.

[CardiffBoyArsenalFan]

absolute shit. Simplepickups are the professors in the subject

[DaveAndEthan]

@CardiffBoyArsenalFan well, we were going for "absolute shit."

[CardiffBoyArsenalFan]

@DaveAndEthan then well done on your achievement guys 

[FrostbitexP]

@CardiffBoyArsenalFan

This is for comedic purposes if your dumb ass couldn't tell...sorry for swearing lol cant help it xD

[roflitsjosh]

Did you guys like Albright?

[DaveAndEthan]

@roflitsjosh we loved Albright!

[PurplePhant0m]

WOOD YEW LIEK TO GOE TEW THEE DEECE COOE?

[DaveAndEthan]

@PurplePhant0m great translation.

[SheepDaWhoop]

Would you like to go to the discooooooo?

[Sithizzle]

Makes me want to do this, and i live in las vegas >:D

itll be epic

[MachetePanda]

When your best 'game' hitting on others is not being yourself, its time you start seriously considering preparation for the realities of an asexual life. :p

[EthanFixell]

@MachetePanda due to lack of success, we've already been living asexual lives for quite some time now...

[MachetePanda]

@EthanFixell oh man... I love you now. Great humor. :p

[DoctorPlayCool]

Hahhahaha!!!I haven't laughed this hard at a youtube vid in awhile. You guys should get your own tv show

[EthanFixell]

@DoctorPlayCool yes, please. we'll take a TV show...

[HowToPlayMw2]

at 4:28 it looks like his leg is broken xD

[EthanFixell]

@HowToPlayMw2 Dave is double jointed.

[moronplanet]

this is so fucking hard to watch I'm bahahahaha

[DaveAndEthan]

@moronplanet nice to meet you, bahahahaha.

[NIGHT2PWN]

hahahahaha good shit mate, all the haters that dont get it can go neck themselves ye. how's that for an accent

[DaveAndEthan]

@NIGHT2PWN yeah, go neck yourselves, haters!

[cupid1600]

oh god... saw one video of urs n now i am hooked to u guys ....good job guys...

u make men proud

[DaveAndEthan]

@cupid1600 Thanks, bud. Glad to make you proud.

[SirTorment]

@DaveAndEthan Play to your strengths, clearly people only like your accent videos, just make a series of those.

[1984athena]

that's super funny

but this accent thing really WORKS ;)

[DaveAndEthan]

@1984athena we KNOW they work, that's why we used the accen--  oh. wait....

[1984athena]

@DaveAndEthan hahah :))

ya, that's clever ;) keep going.

I myself have the worst accent ever ;)

[jirin2]

This made me laugh LOL but there were so many cringe-worthy awkward silences ! LOL

Especially Ethan saying "would you like to go to the disco? But it was funny welldone

[DaveAndEthan]

@jirin2 thanks pal!

[SirTorment]

@DaveAndEthan The chick at 2:30 was definitely DTF, despite the obligatory boyfriend mention.

[DaveAndEthan]

@SirTorment if only Paulie D were with us...

[euseermide]

these guys are fucking stupid

[DaveAndEthan]

@euseermide yeah?  well, your... legs are stupid.

[sbd150]

Ahahaha, on the first one, "Rethink the quicky" Poster in the background :')

[DaveAndEthan]

@sbd150 ha, good catch.

[whatsup02]

Haha- really funny video! You guys gave up at the end of the video with the last girl, haha

[DaveAndEthan]

@whatsup02 we NEVER GIVE UP!

[boomsaway3]

plzzzzzz do more

[yyyy2999]

what is this simplepickup?

[DaveAndEthan]

@yyyy2999 nah, we made this before SimplePickup existed.

[yyyy2999]

@DaveAndEthan Thanks siwwy wabbit

[ludvign11]

"I'm not gonna steal your bag..... I might steal your heart though" AHAHAHH THAT WAS SO CHEESY OH MY GOD U MADE MY DAY HAHAHAHAHHA <3

[DaveAndEthan]

@theblumanta new video every month!

[superguy2111]

HILARIOUS

[SirTorment]

The original simple pickup

[DreamFist11]

@SirTorment What are you talking about Simple Pickup actually gets girls!

[SuperFrenchfry76]

Real accents do work, but good try though :)

[MrMarjan8040]

DISCooOOOooOOoo

[DeathBringer769]

Oh my god. Lol. Etc.

[SuperJUSTME90]

LMAO those accents are so bad!

[kaledakkila1]

that was fucking funny

[DaveAndEthan]

@kaledakkila1 thank you fucking much

[DaveAndEthan]

@zoetropez76 it's true. our fathers were losers and our mothers were half-loser.

[losebiramnickove]

I LIAKE this video :D

[DaveAndEthan]

@losebiramnickove and we LIAKE you.

[VeryShortShorts]

This is sooo hilarious.

[TheGily15]

Lmao!! this was funny. And y'all are good without the accents

[DaveAndEthan]

@TheGily15 thanks Gily! (15)

[TheGily15]

@DaveAndEthan Yes, no problem. Thanks for the reply

[lxKazxl]

2:51 HELL YEAH

[2lasiiJAkuppi]

MOAR!! XD funny stuff

[67Zaka]

Embarrasing to watch...

[pimpsG2g]

you guys are better at being funny than picking up girls. but keep doin wat u doin

[johannthelunatic]

I think I'm offended by Dave's Irish accent.

[spaekster]

These guys needs to work on their body language

[DaveAndEthan]

@spaekster You need to work on your face language.

[spaekster]

@DaveAndEthan wow, so reactive. You're leaning in like quasimodo and you move Your hands around like a joggler on cocain. The video might have been for fun purposes only, but dude. Straighten your back. Please. I'm giving you Constructive critisism bro, welcome to the intarwebz.

[SebastianDelacroix]

@spaekster lets see your videos then bro.

[DaveAndEthan]

@spaekster I agree RE: Quasimodo...my mother is always trying to get me to practice better posture. but i can't help that i move around like a joggler -- it's in my blood. my father was a competitive joggler -- gold medalist at the 1976 IJA World Joggling Championship. also, he died of a "cocain" overdose.

[Darkstorm089]

@DaveAndEthan You need to work on your language

[DaveAndEthan]

@Darkstorm089 what's wrong with our English?

[GSPblue]

@DaveAndEthan your Irish is better

[reinvest83]

yes, we love you guys

[DaveAndEthan]

@reinvest83 xoxo

[jesuislepluscool]

YEAH THAT WAS EPIC! DO MORE XD

[PlzBeAvailablePlz]

You guys are just hilarious!!

[DaveAndEthan]

@PlzBeAvailablePlz and you are just the SWEETEST.

[aarant5935]

lol!

[8delores]

o gawd... these guys act so desperate in a wierdly awkward funny way!!!

[coder928]

Lol at the end!

[djb27599]

Yeah Irish and English! WOOOOooooooooooo!!!...

[natedog1757]

disco disco good good

[chronaz66]

Simple Pickup is way better!

[angelchik54]

who needs accents when your funny as hell? :)

[Megatrousers]

Dear god their english accent is cringeworthy

[wildchild2721]

HAHA awwwh what a terrible Australian accent lmaoo 'Would u Loiiiiiiiiike to go the disco'

[DaveAndEthan]

@lapinchiloca perhaps the best comment we've ever received on any video.

[realeques]

the australian accent was hilarious

[Quertizat]

Man, I would go to the discouu with that guy, no homo though.. :D

[DaveAndEthan]

@Quertizat and I would go to the disco with you -- but yes homo.

[Tusak2Slick]

@DaveAndEthan can you guys let me know when your going to the disco, i would like to join, triple homo

[SirTorment]

@DaveAndEthan did you end up meeting those girls at 0:50 after they did their shopping?

[DaveAndEthan]

@SirTorment we waited and waited... they never arrived.

[lapinchiloca]

@DaveAndEthan. ohh my god! you actually reply to the comments! ok it was also sweet :D. you guys take a flight to the Uk,use your accents and..voila

[T810G]

omg that australian girls accent is so sexy

[UnrealHelix]

@lapinchiloca lol

[FreeOnlineWorkouts]

Guys,

It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

Here's what you need to do:

Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is

[Xeraxxis]

sounds horrible but keep on rocking!

[maskenmakkan]

4:15 HAHAH what have u got there? thats a big sandwhich!

Pick up fail haha