Mark Morton road rash GuitarWorld.com

[FConTheWii]

2 people only have one leg



[TheMorbidAsshole]

a guy with a long brown hair and long brown beard = jesus

[Rodri92Irdor]

Mark's shorts grew up

[heaveymetalmaster]

who disliked this and why?

[calumboy666]

could be the same guy from the Damageplan - Walk cover!!!! =D

[666Kudos]

One dislike, must be from the Guy who actually rock'd out nxt to mark that day.. LOL

Guy wid one Leg :- "" Doooood wheres my picture.. :- / "" xD

[Rockboyification]

mark changed his pants....OMG :DDDD

[CookieCrambles]

"Aw, this Fucking Guy"

[Mahavishnu80]

I thought this was about the game road rash...best game of all time.

[theRMSchannel]

I laughed so hard i got the pain i like xD

[Nyxu]

0:57

"Blurh blurh blurh blurh..."

[TurtleyPompato]

Hilarious XD.

[DVpk47]

can you even still get the jackson dominion that isnt the low spec d2 version cos i cant see anywhere that sells it anymore

[ericgeving]

@DVpk47 You can backorder it from guitar center

[Wrathofkala]

Thats a crazy story for sure man lol. I wish someone had footage of that shit lol.

[hoang1428]

Anyone know how much Lamb of Guy makes a year?

[iphonebobby123]

im not gonna push him over LMFAO! -GET JEW SLAMMED!!!!

[Infernalmetal06]

morton looks like a badass version of jesus

[thesouthafricanguy]

Jesus WAS badass man... Mark moron is like Jesus with a guitar :)

[DarkLordNagash]

check your spelling before writing "mark moron" lol this is not a nice mistake ^^

[MuDvAyNw]

@Infernalmetal06 jesus is badass

[lacvillesk]

@Infernalmetal06 also a lot like Andreas Kisser from Sepultura, the greatest.

[BLUEWIZARD40]

@Infernalmetal06 fuck yea !!

[lamascosk8r]

@Infernalmetal06 Mark Morton is Badass Jesus

[diabeticmonkey]

I think Mortons other band back here in VA is called corntooth.

[Zilvion]

that guy went through nam for that moment

[EmethBehoth]

Ahh they're so cute

[mrkilley2900623]

hmmmmmmmmm

[xLoneVirus]

cool story bro

[NoStarPower]

lmao at Willie.

Mark: I feel a hand...

Willie: Ah this fucking guy...

[warheart454]

@NoStarPower hes probully watching this shit

[godlikecharacta]

willy and mark = greatest duo ever

[Yournextguitargod]

It's cool they let that guy do that i bet he had the time of his life. Lamb of God rocks can't wate till i see them.

[PeopleDazed]

Mark Morton and Jackson Guitars are the Fucking best EVER!!!!

[wep0wnya]

HELL YEA ARIZONA!!! WOOO

[akathasamurai]

What is a COLOSTOMY?

[retrogamer64]

if ya have to ask you probly dont wanna know

[pakmanprodigy8812]

its a bag for people who can't use their turd dicer

[ReVVVern]

its a bag hooked up to you that holds your shit

[tambian89]

when your bowels don't function properly, a colostomy bag is attached to your intestines and you basically defecate into the bag directly from your stomach. Gross.

[bullettriviumbodom]

I love MArks guitar!

[bloodzone666]

Anybody know if that show was in Tucson or Phoenix?

[jninja12]

Mark is really blues influenced

[dodddl]

yeah that's true. When I analyzed their riffs I found out that they actually have a bluesy feeling.

[ragethetool]

Mark Morton actually plays in a country blues band back in virginia.

[w4lock7]

yeah i also found that. moreso with what mark writes. his solos all have a very bluesy sound to them, its very cool

[LOGdanne]

"that was pretty cool..."

:D

[SwornToMutilate]

Man I love these guys!

[hahawzz]

fucking ariiizona . im in arizona saw them in april 2009. I WONT FORGET THIS DAY!

[Slapshot34]

that show was amazing!

[MarkArandjus]

WIllie's like OH IT'S THE COLOSTOMY STORY >_____>

[kiragumanyara]

aw this fuckin guy

[math1st]

it was preeetty cool loll mark is so a big bear

[AlexMacDonald177]

Mark and Willie KICK ASS

[bman170]

I have the same guitar as Willie, hardly ever play it. It basically sits in a glass case and looks fucking cool.

[yankedup]

lol imagine the guy hes talking about watched this.

[1990december]

im the guy with one leg!!!!

[yankedup]

haha yeah right

[squid22394]

Wow, these guys actually seem like pretty nice guys.

[palmarjp]

Just because they play angry as fuck, dirty music, doesn't mean that they ain't cool. Kerry King always comes across as a really nice guy, and Dimebag was always shown as being just really cool.

[Gatorbait66600]

for those who dont know what a Colostomy bag is...

Colostomy bag: A removable, disposable bag that attaches to the exterior opening of a colostomy (stoma) to permit sanitary collection and disposal of bodily wastes.

[guitarfreak714]

for those who need more simpilar clarification: its a shit bag

[theanvilcracks]

Actually it's a "shit-through-your-stomach-bag­" lol

Nasty shit..

[thepostfk]

I want one of those guitars

[iLoveOlivaMunn]

i have both..

[metOLIca]

you lucky bitch... marks is better imo

[iLoveOlivaMunn]

yeah it is a lot easier to play and sounds a little better too.

[dreadfullguitar]

There is a guitar lesson in the same studio... WHERE DO I GET THAT LESSON!?

[guitarzan094]

haha that would be fucking CRAZY

i love how he specifies "that was the weirdest thing that happened to me ONSTAGE" :D

[hahawzz]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOL holy shit!

[vsv23te]

The power of metal my friends

[srcdisaster]

hahaha yeah that scare the shit outta me

[Hairlesswookie62]

i'm not sure how u spell it but its a bag where people shit and piss in cause their body cant hold it.

[romeodark00]

jajajajaja willy's face when he discover what story is mark talking about,

[armaggeddonflame]

A what bag? lol?

[sauron610]

lol, sweet.

[thishanw]

"come on back and do it again brother"  hehehe!!!!

[blackscreamer]

randy....

mark is talkin abaot you