because this was standup comedy, u can see that a lot of tim allen's characteristics were put in =to home improvement cos his lines were so similar to some of the things he said in this (:
I have pinpoint burped before. After getting back from having a black and bleu burger for lunch (accompanied by a beer) I pinpoint burped across two desks right into a co-workers face. He was in the middle of a customer call when I did it. It knocked him clear out of his chair. :D
So have I. I came in after a bad day at work (stress tears my stomach up), two loaded steakhouse burgers, and a six pack of Dr. Peppers. I actually made my mom puke.
dangit!! i thought i was the first to say that, sad day lol
MrCuscus16 2 months ago
"Why don't you floss that, you plaque bastard?!"
MrCuscus16 2 months ago
2:26-3:18 cracks me up
I'm a girl and i spit like a man!! I'm 16 and i'm kind of a girly girl and to top it all off, i cuss like a freaking sailor,
5:08-7:14 made my face turn red lol
misskaren17 9 months ago
why rewire a women's vacuum, grab your CRAFTSMAN 16 gallon wet/dry vac
asamojomaster 9 months ago
It's so true! when he starts in on the spitting - that is so a man thing.
tarasensei 1 year ago
GO DOWN BY THE CRICK LMAO
Palillos1337 1 year ago
powertools arent fucking funn shut ther guvck up12
DrFerny 1 year ago
That vomit burp bit has got to be one of the funniest bits I've ever heard!
gymguy25 1 year ago 3
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It was hysterical. I was laughing so hard I had coughed up my ice tea. LOL
sdegroot1 1 year ago 3
lol whats missin tim ball peen 3 days go check down by the creek
jonesd5o 1 year ago
"It's a bridge club not a refinery!"
geniusman16 2 years ago
haha awesum! this is great !
nij369 2 years ago
Tim Allen is a legend, i laughed so hard i could barely breathe
beezman84 2 years ago
thanks for posting, this was great funny as hell.
whydoyoucare011 2 years ago
AHAHAHAH! OMG SO FUNNY!!!
Tim Allen- so hilarious.
because this was standup comedy, u can see that a lot of tim allen's characteristics were put in =to home improvement cos his lines were so similar to some of the things he said in this (:
anonymousey95 2 years ago
:p thats why it says on the show that its based on his stand up
scamperthepenguin 2 years ago
Thanks a lot for upload!!!
Ujonsfuno 2 years ago 2
5:00-6:00 was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL
bigcookie1234 2 years ago
"Floss that, you plaque bastard." Pure genious.
daltonh4 2 years ago
i have been looking for this performance for years
thanks
fuck he is funny!!!!!!!!!!!
swisspete 2 years ago
"I didn't invent them. I just have the lack of class to bring it up" hiralious!!
LuisMartin1989 3 years ago 14
i love his woman voices lol they are hilarious
MarcusD111 3 years ago 14
real american hero
jtcrocker1601 3 years ago 6
a verp for the dentist is always great, "floss that, you plaque bastard..."
mcmjr405 3 years ago 4
you watered that eye
graymloki 3 years ago
"Goodness sakes..That cheese ring was rich wasn't it?"
sdegroot1 3 years ago 2
I have pinpoint burped before. After getting back from having a black and bleu burger for lunch (accompanied by a beer) I pinpoint burped across two desks right into a co-workers face. He was in the middle of a customer call when I did it. It knocked him clear out of his chair. :D
cazinger 3 years ago 3
So have I. I came in after a bad day at work (stress tears my stomach up), two loaded steakhouse burgers, and a six pack of Dr. Peppers. I actually made my mom puke.
ProudSouthernBoy 3 years ago 2
tim allen is FUNNY.
chris7pooper 3 years ago 4
He is the king!!!
dstar1958 3 years ago 6
Oh, man! This thing is priceless!!!! Thanks!!!!!
meilee44 4 years ago 5
fuck yeah
bcb71893 4 years ago 3
awsome
ksemlol 4 years ago 3