Dane Cook Bk Lounge

[nashtenn1955]

you make it extremely hard to light a cigarette. roflmao

[ownerer311]

I was hoping you'd show a picture when she said "pussy"

[MrLeriox]

...(Long Pause).......WHERE DO I GO?..,you follow the one fuckind road to me, ...ok man u go to the Texaco station, take a right, go 5 in a half mile southeast, you'll gonna see a guy in a yellow poncho his name is HANK, hes taking to the WHOPPER LAIR xD O.o xD hahahahahah Wtf that girl its a fucking Idiot!! SUPER LOL!!!!

[clawpk3r2]

WHOPPER! sir.... WHOPPER NO ONION!

[lucaileana]

pickles extra pickely pickles cheese pickeles ice soy sauce on my pussy

[Babbsrules]

The whopper lair

[TheRocknstone]

WHOPPER!!!!!! WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!!!!! XD

[2bearse]

cool



[lpcaycho6]

really piece of shit audio. not even worth puting up

[BloodthirstyTigersha]

22 people are vegiterians

[JoshuaGreenFriend532]

Soy sauce all over my pussey.........I couldnt breathe to death

[Boody006]

you couldn't breathe to death...??? what?

[JoshuaGreenFriend532]

@Boody006 Oh Sry xD I mean i'm laughing to death

[JoshuaGreenFriend532]

@Boody006 Or when I mean that, I couldnt exactly breathe xD

[909area]

I LOVE DANE COOK !!!!<3

[2bearse]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

[twistidmetal123]

this vidieo is fucking hilarious pickles, cheese and more pickles dane cook is hilarious

[JoshuaGreenFriend532]

Dane: Hi welcome to Burger King. May I please take your order?

Guy: WHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!

Dane:Sir..?!

Guy: WHOPPER NO ONIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next thing he knows is that his fucking ears are bleeding.

[EliteAssassin8]

What, you record this through your cell phone or something, well, the partsi can understand were good though :/

[OmegaSaiyan92]

large fry motherfucker

[Kalkas53]

dane cook changes up the detial in some of the vrious skeches posted by other ppl

[TommysGrrl4]

I love Dane cook!

[Bosquez88]

hahaha i love the sarcasm

[misZcutii3]

nhmmnhh... cheese.. pickles!

lmao

[cessnaid]

very well done video

[LedZeppelin226]

"You'll see a guy in a yellow poncho his name is hank, and he'll take you to the whopper layer."

[Milesandjake]

WHOPPER WHOPPER NO ONION

[moonchildjustina]

I <3 this; and it's so freakin true... I've been a BK slave for 3 summers now... and being a front closer... yeah this is basically how it is...

[ninjafreak12]

its not soy sauce its sweet and sour sauce on my pussy

[sugartoon]

it sucks

[YonkersCrazyBxtch]

lmfaooooooooooooooo. where do i gooooo ? . this always cheers me up lfmao

[ArianaMarie23]

"Where Do I go?" xD

[Multiroxas]

LMAO 2:49 XD

[blocko2010]

large fries mutherfucker are u ready to rock burgur king

[salroumon]

so funney

[rockerface23]

best 1 evur!!!

[jennifersings789]

I LIKE HANK! lol he has a yellow poncho!

[ScuzzAsh]

WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!

[GravemindMaster]

Quality kinds of sucks but its still funny

[SandPenguin122]

lol probly one of the best dane cook skits...

[robinrae67]

No bun seeds :) lol

[TropicalSunx]

LOLOLO

[wowhobbs3]

LETS FUK MUTHA FUCKA!

[maggot192159001]

he says large fry mutha fucka not lets fuk

[bricitybrac]

This is why everyone hates Dane Cook

[SnowmanJPS]

i just lawled

[princegilbert]

dis is halarious!

dane cook is like the king of jokes!

[jasz88mck]

haha axl from gnr

[wazupman200]

Lol Fucken Funnny!!!!!!!

[kerritwilight]

wtf this is like so funny yyyy

[sephiroth1386]

For some reason, this is the funniest animated one to me.

[MaryboBary3]

...Where do i go?????

Where do you go? you follow the 1 fucking road you're on to me!

hahhahhahahaa this never gets old

i love Dane Cook

[jslj14]

dane cook is the funniest man on the planet he is so funny i literally laf out loud every time i listen 2 bensons animal farm,the bk lounge,dont tickle me,not so kool-aid,tito,15 cents,hopped up on the Q,ummm hello,breaking and entering,manequin sex n many more u rock dane.SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FFFUUUUNNNNNNYYYYYY

[coolross23]

Dane Cook was like go to a guy named hank and he will direct u to the whopper layer LOL

[HaloKing173]

Dane cook is mad funny ROFL LOL

[ThatGuyWhoDosentcamp]

@loverboy761 and you got 10 min to get there or we take your food

[SNLRULES101]

lmao

The whispering lady was lol

[SniperScopeSE7EN]

Customer: Where do i go?

Dane: Where do you go!, you follow the one fucking road your on to me

Dane: OK ill tell you where to go, Drive down to the texaco station, take a right, head south east for 5 1/2 miles & look for a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is hank, he'll take you to the whooper lair & you have 10 mintues to get their or we take your food

[kraz3ym0nky25]

that is da besy part

[Masher7777]

haha xD my favorite comedian

[princessai13jyd]

SOY SAUCE ON MY PUSSY!! LMFAOOOO

DRIVE AROUND & GET SOME SAUCE!! SAUCE SAUCE!! LMFAOOOO! i love dane cook!

[blackheart4605]

Sweet and sour sauce. Not fucking soy sauce....

[princessai13jyd]

watever, does it matter? gosh, well i thought he said that ,well who cares! i said what i said, dont get a fuckin pissy bcuz he said Sweet and Sour sauce... damn

[ninjafreak12]

@princessai13jyd they show a picture of soy sauce but its sweet and sour sauce

[xxxxhggh]

@princessai13jyd sweet and sour sauce

[princessai13jyd]

@xxxxhggh lmfaoo i knw tht already its been a year soo i get itt

[TheOsu22]

@princessai13jyd its sweet and sour sauce not soy sauce

[princessai13jyd]

@TheOsu22 Ok i gotten the same comments for like a damn year now. i know tht already. and i knew tht i wrote it by mistake soo sheesh!

[princessai13jyd]

@TheOsu22 not trying to be a bitch though but its just aggravating now

[conky777]

@princessai13jyd Sweet and sour. Not soy. What BK serves soy sauce with their chicken tenders?

[princessai13jyd]

@conky777 lmfaoooo i knowww i messed up i've gotten irritatted and annoyed users comment me this for the past year i known my mistake for the 10000000th time nothing i can do abt it now (-__-) jeeze

[TheKeithonator]

@princessai13jyd its sweet and sour sause get it right if u like dane cook

[princessai13jyd]

@TheKeithonator i commented last time someone wrote this ! sheesh its not the end of the world i meesed up ! (-____-) SORRY !

[SLR1996]

WHOPPER NO ONION!!!1!

[KiDzGoHarD0996]

jason sucks chodes on fire

[SniperScopeSE7EN]

Where do i go?

[gaby12blah]

wow, this is something! LOL I LOVE IT! :) HILARIOUS! LMFAO!

[lafoncas]

funny stuff man

[greatbuttholeoffire1]

THATS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! IT MADE ME POO MY PANTS, AND NOW YOU OWE ME A NEW PAIR!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!! please watch my videos at "GI Joe Warfare", unless youre GAY like your video. Your choice.

[floiedarling13]

Haha we've been giving my boyfriend crap about working at Burger King, so he just watched the video and he works at the BK Lounge now...

[manny61s]

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[ratherbeplayinggears]

thats the best joke-story thing ever

[smallstuff4545]

or we take ur food lol

[MCgotskillz141]

did u steal this from happyfroginalake?

[drewpal21]

LMAO!!!

[fabregas1396]

Skid Row!!!!! hahahahaha

[Caseycraze]

this is so fucking funny!!!:):):)

[spazzymcgeeex]

THIS IS SO TRUE! i work at mcdonalds and im on the drive thru everyyyyyyy nite. its the worst! people literally SHOUT their orders or whisper. i fucking give up and make them come to the damn window and order. I LOVE THIS CUZ ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!

[number56raiderDB]

fuckin funny

[liblovesmusic]

Oh god, I'm dying of laughter here! 1of my friends showed me this... I hadn't even heard of Dane Cook! He is the bst comedian ever.... lol best bit " Sir welcome to burger king may i please take ur order?" "WHOPPER!" xD

[12secRT]

lmao. ma`am are u tryin to melest me via drive thru

[Briancoolkid16]

Haha sweet and sour sauce on my PUSSY Lmfao

[MADN3SSH3RO]

Bun Seeds...no bun seeds I love the lispe added on...hilarious. Sweet and sour sauce FTW

[VikkiandDylan11108]

hi sir welcome to burger king how may i help you.......WHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!! WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!!!!!!! lmao.....LARGE FRY MOTHA FUCKA

[82and9make91]

"Large fry mother fucker"! LOL

[sista1212]

cheese n pickles lolz

[caligirl3780]

love the soft voice..totally <3 dane!!!!!!!

[Cashis20]

WHere is this from ?

Does he have a DVD out?

[music2peoplez]

I laugh hard at this everytime

[Eddy469]

WHOPPER NO ONION ! lol...

[meggymackrocks]

LOVE IT!!!!!LOL

[playcard239]

so f ing hillarious

[yoyo13233]

awsome XD

[Partylikeaturtle]

ok, whos video is this actually. i seen another one, EXACTLY LIKE THIS, and the sound didnt suck. thats cuz you stole the fucking video.

[reedhappens03]

who was the other made by?

[FanMan198]

Great every time, but the sound is a little difficult to here.

[sharkattack399]

fucking brilliant

[Awesomeguy200000000]

If you don't like this there is something wrong with your brain you dip****

[dani103]

its funny but its a little dificult to hear

[whatkidsdo]

shut it or else i will find your freaking house and cut of yo head with a machete, bring yo body aross the nation to canada where i will bury it under niagra falls, then have ants eat yo body then use pesticides on the ants, then fly to africa and let the native eat the ants, but then they will taste the pesticide and yell FUCK YOU then theyll shoot me with arrows and ill be like SHIT YO then take a machine gun and shoot them all then fire a nuke at North Korea then take over ha so shut up

[whatkidsdo]

goodness just a joke people dane cook really does rock.

[gothone666]

this exact video is on my camera and youtube wont let meupload it do u no wy?

[3jde3]

funnay

[Flame1688]

Dane Cook is the best!LOL

[kdawgyeo47]

skid row <3

[ladykarendean]

this is so fucking funny!!!!!

Peace-

k

[imissushawn]

lolololol

[jumpthewake268]

omg this is the most hilarious video i've ever seen!!!!! lol i want soy sauce on my pussay... lol i can't stop laughing evrey time i see this!!!!!!

[whostolemyTV]

its so funy i dont no wat 2 rite

[cottonkandyprincess]

LOL!!!! This guy is sooooo freaking funny!!!

[Ashg328]

haha, i loove this<33 my friend britni cracks up lauughin every time. yes,no,yes,no cheese!! ((soy sauce for muuh pussaay)) haha.

takee a right at the texaco station. your gunna go 5 1/2 miles south east

your goin to see a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is hank.. he'll take you to the whomper layer ((yeah i said whomper))<33 gosh a classic.<33 leave this on here forever and ever and ever and ever!<3&hearts;

[PopTartHater]

Yea..Umm..We just saw the video, and if we didn't, we don't need to hear the same words from you. It doesn't make it any funnier...

[Ashg328]

um, wellm aybe i thought it was funny, i especially didnt ask yu for ur opinion!! and if yu got a prrob,,, theen deall wit it cuuz it shuure aiint muuh proooblem :) i thought it was funny and i thinkk everyonee agrees.!! :) soo thanks fer listetnin and have a great daay!! <333

P.S. AND IF YU ARE GOING TO NAG ON ME ABOUT ME, THEN TELL THE REST OF THE FANNS.. AND EVERY1 KNOWS ITS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.S HE THOUGHT HE WAS THE BURGER KING.. ((haha.. hilarious))

[HLGxFeaR]

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[HLGxFeaR]

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[avababy84]

you take a left at the texico station and youll see a guy in a yello pancho named hank hell take you to the whopr lair and you got 10 minutes to get there or we take your food!!! rotfl!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PopTartHater]

Same to you, WE JUST HEARD IT!!! WE DONT NEED TO READ IT AGAIN!! IT DOESNT MAKE IT FUNNIER!!!

[Bikeweek95]

You take the one fucking road ur on to me, I <3 this

[cheyOATH]

HANK!!!

ahahahahhaa

xD

[rockakjs185]

you'll meet a guy in a yellow poncho his name is hank. he'll take you down to the whopper lair

[PopTartHater]

EFF!!! WE JUST HEARD IT!! IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH ME THEN SPAM MY COMMENT BUT IF YOU DO PUT A THUMBS Up!!!

[unknown44556]

the sount is sucuzzy

[colombianaprincess]

lmfao funny

[mileyMaximumridefan]

Let's turn it down a little, eh Skid Row??

rotflmao!

[kemichaels]

haha love this video :)

[slimshady32287]

where do i go

[r2d2biker]

I am the Burger King lol WHOPPER NO ONION! LOL

[magepure9586]

funny

[demianxstorm]

im a bouncer at the bk lounge

[personguy5]

funny as hell

[benatar101]

Funny!

Han>I in the yellow poncho!

[happy350]

funny

[ppp9922]

nice.