Conjoined Country

[CookieAdventures]

This is fuckin dumb

[JIHADJESSE]

that cart has good maneuvering on grass

[funymonkee]

I can't... I think I just... I... What. ._.

[TIR4NO]

Do they fuck themselves?

[Omfgwhtavid]

Well hate to admit it. This definitely is not one of my most proud wanks.

[25101877]

not at all pleasant to watch, just disturbing

[Film4YouLTD]

THERE CONJOINED LOL

[2centsshortofadollar]

LOL

[FSGrapecataz]

What a shitty ventriloquist, I can totally see his mouth moving.

[caligirlgonecold1]

Dethbiker, are you really that stupid? They are conjoined twins, you foooooool... go back to your 'get a clue' course...

[ciaranj1992]

@caligirlgonecold1 Clearly sarcasm is an alien concept to you.

[TreborTruth]

This song is great! It always cheers me up! Sing it Girls! Shake it! Watch out for that tree! Don't hurt yourself!

[DomkallarmeiWille]

EPIC

[richardwha]

A typical quarrel in their daily lives might be "stop looking at me!", "no, you stop!"

[imacomputer101]

this song makes me sad...

[JeremyMcCracken]

@dethbiker she's holding her head up because they're _conjoined_

[CATFISHratcoon]

For all people leaving hateful comments on this video shame on you all their conjoined twins have any of you made a music video hummm i think not it's a great cover of a reba mcentire song i like it peace everyone :)

[aphexmandelbrot]

ಠ_ಠ

[kosemify]

wow that genetic refuse should have been thrown in the garbage at birth

[booziesuzie64]

2 very brave ladies! Go girls! x

[capitanspam]

best wtf ever, epic, schranz

[truckproductions]

uhhh didn't anyone find it odd that two conjoined sisters are acting like lovers in the video? and the lyrics are talking about them like their in a relationship.. not even gonnna get started on the fact that the tall one is dressed like a man..

[Guidogregotti]

@truckproductions Probably because they are not acting like lovers.

Guido.

[cowbeef88]

I cringed.

[SpiralishCandy]

WTF

[illsubanyone]

I hate the internet

[Rubberball27]

Is it bad if i lol'd?

[ediblepoetry]

Also, it should be noted that she's had some degree of success as a singer, not merely as a "human oddity."

[jakey161]

only as a voyeuristic sideshow on youtube. lol

[ediblepoetry]

Thanks so much for posting this! Where did you find it? I've looked for it for a while.

The singer's stage name is Reba Schappell. She was born Lori Schappell. Her sister's name is Dori Schappell. Since it's embarrassing to name any set of twins, let alone conjoined twins, with rhyming names, Lori adopted the name of her hero, Reba McEntire, for her stage name. She now goes by George, evidently. Not sure why. Maybe I'll interview her and find out. Look them up on Wikipedia for more info,

[mroom]

god damn it

[BigWinky]

this is the best thing ive ever seen

[shane800]

I fapped.

[audiocable]

i lost

[nikanderDK]

I cried blood after watching this.

[deatharmor]

This what happens when the fusion dance fails

[nato137]

hahaha you dbz nerd

[WiiPens]

Best comment. Holy fuck that is hilarious.

[BarlsJr]

HAVING NIGHTMARES *clap clap clapclapclap*

[kawenn]

i started laughing at 0:04 and couldn't stop for the entire video. 5 STARS!!!!!

[dethbiker]

This is so weird and bizarre. The hook is too short, the lyrics are inappropriate for the tune of the song, the tempo is iffy. Also, why is that other woman always holding her head up to the singer's face?

[Kirochi]

They have conjoined heads you clueless buster :D

[thankuveramuch]

@dethbiker because they are CONJOINED nimrod. Hence the name, "Conjoined Country"

[XxXGoreysaursXxX]

@dethbiker Idiot. that are conjoined.... DUHH

[hidetolove]

I feel really badly because I know this was her dream but... she's just not a very good singer X(

[DrChalkwithering]

On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the gayest, this scores 5.0 gays. That's definitely above average, but not overly gay. It would have been higher, but the fact that she's on a kind of wheelie stand thing makes this pretty awesome.

[DrChalkwithering]

Oh wait.  It's just a stool of some sort. 6.5 gays.

[Ikvar]

I would jack these motherfuckers for dope money with my pistol.

[mafiaz187]

CON-JOINED COUN-TRY

clap clap clapclapclap

[joewhittles]

do i just tell her the work is totally derivative and shit, or do i just keep quiet in the knowledge that i am just trying not to hurt someones feelings? GOOD GOD.

[Cigarrock]

1:40

[MayorError]

this shit is hot

[ubermensch1]

well they certainly have stage prescence. I bet any contract disputes would be particularly bloody though.

[OfAwesomeWin]

SUPER DRAGON *CLAP CLAP CLAP*!!!

[Cigarrock]

wrong video...

[sublimeade]

video wrong

[Josephdorf03]

SUPER DRAGON clap clap clapclapclap

[thepdw]

*fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*­*fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*­*fap**fap**fap* Ahhhhh...

[rockdude492]

so if no one else asks it, I'm gonna have to.

What happens when one of them dies?

[Guidogregotti]

@rockdude492 Probably also the other will die.

I know few about siamese twins, but I have read that usually when a siamese twins dies the other follows him, or her, soon, probably in a metter of hours.

Probably the same will happen to Lori and Dori (the twins of the videoclip), because they cannot be separated because they share a large portion of their brains (speaking about craniopagus twins, they are not the Iranian twins who died some years ago who had two separated brains),

Guido

[TheKodeman09]

Do you think he "touches" her in her special places? .... I think yes.

[DrChalkwithering]

I would.

[thepdw]

DO elaborate.

[DrChalkwithering]

On what?

[thepdw]

On what you were talking about.

[DrChalkwithering]

I'd hit it, is what I mean.

[FSGrapecataz]

The people clapping weren't supposed to be in the video. They were actually trying to scare it away by clapping.

[raptorrobboWBC]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[onosoul]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH ROBBO!!

[raptorrobboWBC]

lol

[LoginAlreadyTaken]

I could see his lips moving. Not a very good ventriloquist if you ask me.

[posthumanfetus]

I was eating when I opened this video.

...

I am no longer eating.

[SomethingAwfulTube]

proof god does not create perfectly!

[zoweycow]

Uuuuhhhh...

[ratwings]

Oh lord what have you done?

[eviltoast499]

Jesus fucking christ

[muaka1]

At first i didn't believe this. Oh god.

[ZolRing]

They used this song for the ending credits of Stuck on You.

God dammit Farrelly brothers, god dammit.

[Tedsville]

Why the fuck are they glued together? someone should come and unstick them

[furQ]

who. run. bartertown?

[furQ]

she sounds like neil young

[Nosh18]

:(((

[TreesOfBaylor]

I bet its hot when they bathe each other.

[pumajones1983]

my brain is full of fuck

[patrialuvien]

Beautiful. Never change.

[Anticrawl]

This is really Something Awful

[BillGates999]

bazmeg...

[ninjachipzanuff]

oh jesus

[xxteaps]

what

[GhettoLadiee]

God couldn't even be kind enough to give her a beautiful voice. :(

[smokyprogg]

The fuck

[bmorr716]

I refuse to believe this is real.

[eeboweebo]

Ack, my eyes!

[ravenxl2]

Oh my fuckin God, Why do you do this to me Something Awful, Why!?

[GT4604]

INCEST

[ellojello5896]

HOLY SHIT. OMG.

[MixXProductions]

Kill it with Fier!!!!

[DissidentKommando]

wat

[Dragonemperor15]

LMFAO

[RedElfNeedsFoodBadly]

O GOD I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER

[ILovePhysics10689]

WTF?

[Lasdferret]

Oh god. What the fuck is going on?

[Fennell19900]

sorry mate

[iCoflin]

EAT YOUR HEART OUT TAYLOR SWIFT.

[Bootface04]

I wonder which monster would win, this one of the hensel "twins"

[Bootface04]

That dancing must give it a hell of a headache.

[Bootface04]

I bet the taller part of it is jeleous of the smaller part always sitting down

[Shirobon223]

Disturbing.