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  • This guy sounds like the old spice dude!

  • haha, this dude is creepy as shit

  • girl "can you chill out im on my period"

    nigger *sniff sniff* no you're not.

  • *sniff sniff* "No ur NOT" bahahahhaahhaa oh God i havent laughed that hard in years

  • Sound like my Walmart store

  • Thumbs up if this advertizement gave you chills

  • Great skit... This guy is terrifying...

  • THIS IS WHY I'M GOING BACK TO SCHOOL. DAYUUUUMMMMM WHAT A LIFE

  • ROFLMAO! "No. No, hawg ... is what I call my penis." That actress' expression is adorable. This guy is black Mr. Rogers.

  • "Can you chill out? I'm on my period."

    *Sniff, sniff...* "No you're not"

    HAHAHA

  • The Wire = Greatest TV show ever made.

  • Wow this is hilarious

  • Dam. He was not this way on the wire.

  • like the love child of denzel washington and don cheadle lol

  • i dont care what anyone says omar needs to come rob this bitch with his shotgun LOL

  • no your not hahahaha

  • Col Broyles is amazing

  • if a man even spouted these lines in real life, the internet would make him it's bitch even after he'd been fired for abuse.

  • WTF 2:17... what happened to his lips ?

  • @Snagy whare are you talking about?

  • @PsyberKayos Its not moving while he talks look at it loool

  • @Snagy ooh i see it

  • Broyles!

  • he is just as entertaining as Don Cheadle ahahaa

  • rancid

  • is this the haitian?

  • I couldn't agree with you more man. He is one bad mother fucker.

    This guy makes a drill sargent look like a pansy.

  • that was excellent.

  • Did any else feel the head his penis between your ears, because i think he just mind fucked a lot of people.

  • "could you chill out I'm on my period"

  • @bzca315 **SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF** No, you're not.

  • This is amazing, though I've never heard of him, maybe he was the guy from Fringe?

  • I'm frightened. Hold me.

  • Cedric fucking Daniels

    

  • OHHH MMYYY GOOODDD .... THIS MAN IS TO Much the man

    I dont like surgery but if i had to get surgery it would to have this mans voice... Awesome

  • man wait! man i weak! lol

  • Fucking amazing!

  • Well, that was easy to believe in.

  • Stop this man! He works for Benjamin Linus!

  • he def shold b e the actor for piccolo

  • Seriously people watch the wire season 1 from episode 1 to the end and you will agree that The wire is the best piece of TV ever made

  • @mrzatchbell132 Were you listening "this is not toys r us mother fuckers, this is toys r me"

  • He deserves a fucking oscar for that XD

  • ba-koo-gann, pronounciation fail, and yet Broyles knows how to pronounce it, Broyles rules

  • 'This ain't Toys R Us motherfuckaaz, this is Toys R me!!!!'

    Sentence of the fucking century

  • in the words of B.A. Baracus, "there's somethin wrong with yo eyes, man."

  • sequel?

  • BROYLES!!!!

  • Who the fuck is Lt. Cedric Daniels? That's Matthew Abaddon, goddamnit! :D

  • He looks like Louis from L4D...just saying.

  • This is so fucked up!!!!

  • SCARYYYY XD

    I GOTTA FIND THAT STORE !!!

  • why are they wearing aprons at a toy store?

  • Made all the more funny considering I just finished The Wire.

  • @mrzatchbell132 Correction. This store is Toys R Me. Not that shitty knock-off in your neighborhood plaza that makes billions a year.

  • this is why i dont want to work at toys r us

  • Man...I'll never look at fringe the same way again.

  • Hes so funny.

  • This guy is the best actor in the world

    From the best TV show in the world - The Wire

  • @eXisTxTurtle you mean Fringe?

  • @eXisTxTurtle fringe

  • @jackvincent90 The Wire trumps fringe easily. Fringe better than the wire? It's like comparing twilight to tolstoy's works.

  • @eXisTxTurtle Lost*

  • @eXisTxTurtle and lost, and fringe...

  • @eXisTxTurtle I'm a strong believer in Twin Peaks being streets ahead of The Wire

  • Can I give this man an Oscar?

  • sniff sniff.... no yer not.LMAO

  • He is Matthew Abbadon.

  • LOL

  • hooch is crazy

  • I am thoroughly unsettled.

  • Can you chill out? I'm on my period.

    (sniff sniff)

    No you're not

  • WELP. There's 5 minutes I'm not getting back.

    Though I have to say the line at 1:04 just about made the rest of this totally worth it.

  • He reminds me of Hooch from Scrubs.

  • riding the hog.... LIKE A BOSS !!!

  • What a fucking actor! Damn!

  • Reddick

  • You are the runny shit that the dog took every morning lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The R is backwards

  • The kid is awful.

  • Island of lost Shape shifters

  • What if he was a teacher?

  • thumbs up if you love this because you are a toy collector

  • @VicmelEpres faggit

  • @dwarftossingFTW Illiterate faggot.

  • @dwarftossingFTW MORON

  • Lance Reddick makes every race of people uncomfortable. 

  • lol, toys army

  • why did i watch this whole thing

  • i want that redhead to ride my hog

  • it's not back-oo-ginn it's back-oo-gone

  • one creepy ass video.

  • Love him!! Awesome!!

  • It's always good to see a man who loves his career.

  • 64 people didnt follow chain of command so now they work at the docks mcnolty on the other hand 3,262 people do follow chain of command so i dont care what toy store u came from mcnolty if your going to work at Toys R Me you will follow chain of command is that clear mcnolty

  • Is it just me our wehn he was doin the push ups did anyone think he was haveing sex with the girl he was talking to before

  • @GordyLove365 Yeah i thought that too

  • @GordyLove365 yup

  • @GordyLove365 ....think that was the point champ

  • i will personally go to each and every one and shit in place's that will leave you confused for the rest of you lives (best line in the video )

  • 61 people work at toys r us

  • love da idea

  • 4:58 like watching a horror movie

  • at 2:58 that kid is retarded Xbox games in a freaking toy store...seriously...ITS A TOY STORE when i go to a toy store i don't expect to see video games...

  • He's got a Felix mug..the most intense character ever!

  • every boss ive ever worked for save 2.

  • Abaddon is da man in this afterlife, LOL!

  • I'm scared '~_~

  • Man, it's the Felix mug that does it for me. XD

  • Know the goddamn toys and show them some FUCKING RESPECT!

  • I want a series of this!

    Thumbs up for the series FTW!

  • this is hilarious, how does this not have more views!?

  • this guy is EPIC, his face at the end.... wtf

    *the hog = his penis*!!

  • Who the fuck is agent Broyles? That's Lt. Cedric Daniels, goddamnit! :)

  • @johnshay1017

    You shit all over your self Cedric.

  • @johnshay1017 No its Matthew Abaddon!

  • @johnshay1017 Yeeeaaah!!!

  • @johnshay1017 broyles is from fringe, but Lt cedric daniels is cooler :)

  • agent broyles lost his mind

  • hey louis

  • I'm sorry, but that sucked. A cheap attempt at making something like the movie "office space". Just plain old corny.

  • Imagine how creepier it would be with John Noble.

  • @ajbertorelli If we had them both I think I'd watch it forever

  • crazy.....

  • he was so creepy on lost im glad to see this.. and yes it should be a series!!

  • I'm dying

    

  • Popped a blood vessel at 4:58 lmao

  • In an alternate universe, Agent Broyles rules this store.

  • who do you think you are in the story? let me guess, the rich old man who didn't know happiness comes from the simple things in life? no, you are the runny shit the dog would take every morning hahahahahaha

  • NEED MOAR

  • high on the hog!

  • serousily make more of these. this one of the funniest funnyordie videos i'v seen

  • Please make this in to a weekly show because it's awesome.

  • Keep Desmond Mobay away from the Star Wars figures...

    "Know the toys and show them some fucking respect!!" Hilarious...

  • He looks like a black steve merchant. Especially with the glasses

  • 3:03 the face transformation is hilarious

  • This should come be a weekly show on NBC.

  • So, is this what Agent Broyles does in the alternate universe?

  • @ajbertorelli this must be in the new timeline

  • @ajbertorelli AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • i wish the office was like this

  • As the father of a two year old, I have already experienced shit in places that will undoubtably leave me confused for the rest of my life. Genius!

  • So, this is what Lt. Daniels has been up too.

  • DAYM THIS NIGGA IS ON DICK MODE 24/7 !!

  • GODDAMN HE'S GOOD

  • if he acted like this on Fringe, it would be awesome.

  • the first minute and 36 seconds were the best of my life!

  • I havent laughed so much through a funny or die ever....congrats guys this shit is awesome.

  • This guy looks like the chief of police in Janelle Monae's video, "Many Moons"!

  • What a great actor.

  • @Kitsune88 i dont think he was acting lol

  • CEDRIC FUCKING DANIELS MY MAN

  • 4:56 Why I'm scared of black people....

  • @rougefantasyinfused We are scared of you to.

  • @mrwhatever213 *too

  • The intensity gauge is going crazy, it is too much TOO MUCH!

  • that inspirational speech at the beginning is like every first class of my college.

  • 3:04 His face dropping was SO fucking epic xD

  • this is hilarious

  • i will never watch the wire the same

  • annnnd I'd walk out

  • now get the fuck outta my stor

  • man this must have taken 100 takes, no way anyone could keep a straight face for that long

    without cracking up

  • hahah!!  this guy's awesome.

  • cedric daniels?

  • What the fuck is a goganoid?

  • oh god please make a series out of this

  • this is so weird, im so used to him being serious on fringe

  • Shes hot!

  • I counted 179 words.

  • Broyles is so bad ass.

  • 3:03 >:) >:l >:( >:l >:)

  • beatles poster in background, <3

    

  • can anyone say series????