64 people didnt follow chain of command so now they work at the docks mcnolty on the other hand 3,262 people do follow chain of command so i dont care what toy store u came from mcnolty if your going to work at Toys R Me you will follow chain of command is that clear mcnolty
at 2:58 that kid is retarded Xbox games in a freaking toy store...seriously...ITS A TOY STORE when i go to a toy store i don't expect to see video games...
who do you think you are in the story? let me guess, the rich old man who didn't know happiness comes from the simple things in life? no, you are the runny shit the dog would take every morning hahahahahaha
This guy sounds like the old spice dude!
hockeydemon10 16 hours ago
haha, this dude is creepy as shit
Adre212 1 day ago
girl "can you chill out im on my period"
nigger *sniff sniff* no you're not.
MrKyvegas00 1 day ago
*sniff sniff* "No ur NOT" bahahahhaahhaa oh God i havent laughed that hard in years
Rattyboy 1 day ago
Sound like my Walmart store
TheHcomment 1 day ago 2
Thumbs up if this advertizement gave you chills
alexandervrountas 2 days ago 3
Great skit... This guy is terrifying...
TheGearGamer 2 days ago
THIS IS WHY I'M GOING BACK TO SCHOOL. DAYUUUUMMMMM WHAT A LIFE
TR0J3NH0R5E 3 days ago
ROFLMAO! "No. No, hawg ... is what I call my penis." That actress' expression is adorable. This guy is black Mr. Rogers.
BurnOutXL 3 days ago
"Can you chill out? I'm on my period."
*Sniff, sniff...* "No you're not"
HAHAHA
thisguyisWHITE 3 days ago
The Wire = Greatest TV show ever made.
thespiralgoeson 4 days ago
Wow this is hilarious
Broncos30td 5 days ago
Dam. He was not this way on the wire.
alansjf33 6 days ago
like the love child of denzel washington and don cheadle lol
matthewjamal 6 days ago
i dont care what anyone says omar needs to come rob this bitch with his shotgun LOL
fleetcadi1 6 days ago
no your not hahahaha
slimsanta 6 days ago
Col Broyles is amazing
dbzcoolman23 6 days ago
if a man even spouted these lines in real life, the internet would make him it's bitch even after he'd been fired for abuse.
Bloodyidit 1 week ago
WTF 2:17... what happened to his lips ?
Snagy 1 week ago
@Snagy whare are you talking about?
PsyberKayos 1 week ago
@PsyberKayos Its not moving while he talks look at it loool
Snagy 3 days ago
@Snagy ooh i see it
PsyberKayos 3 days ago
Broyles!
KillanumEnt 1 week ago 3
he is just as entertaining as Don Cheadle ahahaa
pikaXpika 1 week ago
rancid
massiveMgodden 1 week ago
is this the haitian?
mmcrevey 1 week ago
I couldn't agree with you more man. He is one bad mother fucker.
This guy makes a drill sargent look like a pansy.
aApostropheS 1 week ago
that was excellent.
hexcrackerjtj 1 week ago
Did any else feel the head his penis between your ears, because i think he just mind fucked a lot of people.
ducatirider7 1 week ago
"could you chill out I'm on my period"
bzca315 1 week ago
@bzca315 **SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF** No, you're not.
Chardinal1014 1 week ago
This is amazing, though I've never heard of him, maybe he was the guy from Fringe?
LolVermillion 1 week ago
I'm frightened. Hold me.
BuzzkillCircusofSin 1 week ago
Cedric fucking Daniels
mysonsamoth 1 week ago
OHHH MMYYY GOOODDD .... THIS MAN IS TO Much the man
I dont like surgery but if i had to get surgery it would to have this mans voice... Awesome
joeslambo 1 week ago
man wait! man i weak! lol
mrsfthomas 1 week ago
Fucking amazing!
stuwhit08 1 week ago
Well, that was easy to believe in.
scooterdooter 2 weeks ago
Stop this man! He works for Benjamin Linus!
MrChasemedown 2 weeks ago 18
he def shold b e the actor for piccolo
MakTheMc 2 weeks ago
Seriously people watch the wire season 1 from episode 1 to the end and you will agree that The wire is the best piece of TV ever made
eXisTxTurtle 2 weeks ago
@mrzatchbell132 Were you listening "this is not toys r us mother fuckers, this is toys r me"
DigiDestined5555 2 weeks ago
He deserves a fucking oscar for that XD
riptide312 2 weeks ago
ba-koo-gann, pronounciation fail, and yet Broyles knows how to pronounce it, Broyles rules
MrJamieb18 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from FunnyorDie
'This ain't Toys R Us motherfuckaaz, this is Toys R me!!!!'
Sentence of the fucking century
WidgerySta64 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
in the words of B.A. Baracus, "there's somethin wrong with yo eyes, man."
DrAznmuff 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
sequel?
nachotube8 2 weeks ago
BROYLES!!!!
911SMOM 2 weeks ago
Who the fuck is Lt. Cedric Daniels? That's Matthew Abaddon, goddamnit! :D
bdimag 2 weeks ago
He looks like Louis from L4D...just saying.
Muckilove 2 weeks ago
This is so fucked up!!!!
AzelRavenWood 2 weeks ago
SCARYYYY XD
I GOTTA FIND THAT STORE !!!
JMinou971 2 weeks ago
why are they wearing aprons at a toy store?
ziakas420 2 weeks ago
Made all the more funny considering I just finished The Wire.
SunGawdRa 2 weeks ago
@mrzatchbell132 Correction. This store is Toys R Me. Not that shitty knock-off in your neighborhood plaza that makes billions a year.
mrct592 2 weeks ago
this is why i dont want to work at toys r us
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4lexARM 2 weeks ago
Man...I'll never look at fringe the same way again.
AeonPhoenixZero 2 weeks ago
Hes so funny.
eckaletta 2 weeks ago
This guy is the best actor in the world
From the best TV show in the world - The Wire
eXisTxTurtle 2 weeks ago 30
@eXisTxTurtle you mean Fringe?
DigiDestined5555 2 weeks ago
@eXisTxTurtle fringe
jackvincent90 2 weeks ago
@jackvincent90 The Wire trumps fringe easily. Fringe better than the wire? It's like comparing twilight to tolstoy's works.
Spooncillo 2 weeks ago
@eXisTxTurtle Lost*
CaLL0fDuTy4 2 weeks ago
@eXisTxTurtle and lost, and fringe...
DroneGrinder 1 week ago
@eXisTxTurtle I'm a strong believer in Twin Peaks being streets ahead of The Wire
Rudega 6 days ago
Can I give this man an Oscar?
ParanoiaGraveyard 2 weeks ago 3
sniff sniff.... no yer not.LMAO
cronatrone1 2 weeks ago 4
He is Matthew Abbadon.
Emdem55 2 weeks ago
LOL
AtheismCentral 3 weeks ago
hooch is crazy
lumpisan 3 weeks ago
I am thoroughly unsettled.
djmac10 3 weeks ago
Can you chill out? I'm on my period.
(sniff sniff)
No you're not
TheRealJetMagnus91NG 3 weeks ago 2
WELP. There's 5 minutes I'm not getting back.
Though I have to say the line at 1:04 just about made the rest of this totally worth it.
johnnywhoastudios 3 weeks ago
He reminds me of Hooch from Scrubs.
Rovepz 3 weeks ago
riding the hog.... LIKE A BOSS !!!
elearth123 3 weeks ago
What a fucking actor! Damn!
WeaselGregor 3 weeks ago 4
Reddick
0REACTION 3 weeks ago
You are the runny shit that the dog took every morning lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dwarftossingFTW 3 weeks ago
The R is backwards
ThePumpkinCutie99 3 weeks ago
The kid is awful.
Gustavo815 3 weeks ago
Island of lost Shape shifters
williamrobertmyers 3 weeks ago
What if he was a teacher?
11calljay 3 weeks ago
thumbs up if you love this because you are a toy collector
VicmelEpres 3 weeks ago
@VicmelEpres faggit
dwarftossingFTW 3 weeks ago
@dwarftossingFTW Illiterate faggot.
BarbaricGoose 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
@dwarftossingFTW MORON
VicmelEpres 3 weeks ago
Lance Reddick makes every race of people uncomfortable.
m0thersuperi0r76 3 weeks ago
lol, toys army
co25ify 3 weeks ago
why did i watch this whole thing
wotcherone 3 weeks ago 2
i want that redhead to ride my hog
DigiDestined5555 3 weeks ago
it's not back-oo-ginn it's back-oo-gone
DigiDestined5555 3 weeks ago
one creepy ass video.
GroundPhobia 3 weeks ago
Love him!! Awesome!!
viebrocker 3 weeks ago
It's always good to see a man who loves his career.
QBpcguy 3 weeks ago
64 people didnt follow chain of command so now they work at the docks mcnolty on the other hand 3,262 people do follow chain of command so i dont care what toy store u came from mcnolty if your going to work at Toys R Me you will follow chain of command is that clear mcnolty
fleetcadi1 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Is it just me our wehn he was doin the push ups did anyone think he was haveing sex with the girl he was talking to before
GordyLove365 3 weeks ago 69
@GordyLove365 Yeah i thought that too
DarkDragon564 3 weeks ago
@GordyLove365 yup
DigiDestined5555 2 weeks ago
@GordyLove365 ....think that was the point champ
electroforpresident 1 week ago
i will personally go to each and every one and shit in place's that will leave you confused for the rest of you lives (best line in the video )
avEngedaftMau5 3 weeks ago
61 people work at toys r us
VicmelEpres 3 weeks ago 3
love da idea
zingaramandosh 3 weeks ago
4:58 like watching a horror movie
1020dilan 3 weeks ago
at 2:58 that kid is retarded Xbox games in a freaking toy store...seriously...ITS A TOY STORE when i go to a toy store i don't expect to see video games...
Cidwithey 3 weeks ago
He's got a Felix mug..the most intense character ever!
ns7557 3 weeks ago
every boss ive ever worked for save 2.
livehideki015 3 weeks ago
Abaddon is da man in this afterlife, LOL!
Aetherus69 3 weeks ago
I'm scared '~_~
brinahardmo 3 weeks ago
Man, it's the Felix mug that does it for me. XD
jmie5 3 weeks ago
Know the goddamn toys and show them some FUCKING RESPECT!
turbo2u 3 weeks ago
I want a series of this!
Thumbs up for the series FTW!
MaxiMaxiMva 3 weeks ago 3
this is hilarious, how does this not have more views!?
bagamer13 3 weeks ago
this guy is EPIC, his face at the end.... wtf
*the hog = his penis*!!
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4lexARM 3 weeks ago
Who the fuck is agent Broyles? That's Lt. Cedric Daniels, goddamnit! :)
johnshay1017 3 weeks ago 47
@johnshay1017
You shit all over your self Cedric.
tobsmonster2 3 weeks ago
@johnshay1017 No its Matthew Abaddon!
OliWilliamz 3 weeks ago
@johnshay1017 Yeeeaaah!!!
AtomicBonzaiTree 2 weeks ago
@johnshay1017 broyles is from fringe, but Lt cedric daniels is cooler :)
sealion4757 2 weeks ago
agent broyles lost his mind
angiotensinogene 3 weeks ago
hey louis
callofdutylover600 3 weeks ago
I'm sorry, but that sucked. A cheap attempt at making something like the movie "office space". Just plain old corny.
wsjkjl 3 weeks ago
Imagine how creepier it would be with John Noble.
ajbertorelli 3 weeks ago
@ajbertorelli If we had them both I think I'd watch it forever
BrotherDarky 3 weeks ago
crazy.....
BMI07 3 weeks ago
he was so creepy on lost im glad to see this.. and yes it should be a series!!
rainonmebi 3 weeks ago
I'm dying
anubisbmc 3 weeks ago
Popped a blood vessel at 4:58 lmao
TheTraceurBoy 3 weeks ago
In an alternate universe, Agent Broyles rules this store.
REMsleeper428 3 weeks ago 3
who do you think you are in the story? let me guess, the rich old man who didn't know happiness comes from the simple things in life? no, you are the runny shit the dog would take every morning hahahahahaha
MrKyvegas00 3 weeks ago 3
NEED MOAR
HolTomas 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
high on the hog!
HappyFamilyPlan 3 weeks ago
serousily make more of these. this one of the funniest funnyordie videos i'v seen
gagesamson 3 weeks ago
Please make this in to a weekly show because it's awesome.
Emota141 3 weeks ago
Keep Desmond Mobay away from the Star Wars figures...
"Know the toys and show them some fucking respect!!" Hilarious...
joels5150 3 weeks ago
He looks like a black steve merchant. Especially with the glasses
yesman608 3 weeks ago
3:03 the face transformation is hilarious
VicmelEpres 3 weeks ago
This should come be a weekly show on NBC.
Joeybsmooth 3 weeks ago
So, is this what Agent Broyles does in the alternate universe?
ajbertorelli 3 weeks ago 44
@ajbertorelli this must be in the new timeline
DigiDestined5555 3 weeks ago
@ajbertorelli AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eldeeff 3 weeks ago
i wish the office was like this
chikeedoo 3 weeks ago
As the father of a two year old, I have already experienced shit in places that will undoubtably leave me confused for the rest of my life. Genius!
mrkkrkptrck 3 weeks ago
So, this is what Lt. Daniels has been up too.
MoodyJuice23 3 weeks ago
DAYM THIS NIGGA IS ON DICK MODE 24/7 !!
Dj4lejanDRO 3 weeks ago
GODDAMN HE'S GOOD
autobot69000 3 weeks ago
if he acted like this on Fringe, it would be awesome.
MaskedManMike 3 weeks ago 2
the first minute and 36 seconds were the best of my life!
MaskedManMike 3 weeks ago
I havent laughed so much through a funny or die ever....congrats guys this shit is awesome.
samblah 3 weeks ago
This guy looks like the chief of police in Janelle Monae's video, "Many Moons"!
neverstopgrowing728 3 weeks ago
What a great actor.
Kitsune88 3 weeks ago in playlist Best of Funny or Die 4 5
@Kitsune88 i dont think he was acting lol
ShadowLAWlz 3 weeks ago
CEDRIC FUCKING DANIELS MY MAN
hamsterdam92 3 weeks ago 2
4:56 Why I'm scared of black people....
rougefantasyinfused 3 weeks ago
@rougefantasyinfused We are scared of you to.
mrwhatever213 1 week ago
@mrwhatever213 *too
rougefantasyinfused 5 days ago
The intensity gauge is going crazy, it is too much TOO MUCH!
Barl3000 3 weeks ago
that inspirational speech at the beginning is like every first class of my college.
gamebozco 3 weeks ago
3:04 His face dropping was SO fucking epic xD
smithitt 3 weeks ago
this is hilarious
linorf 3 weeks ago
i will never watch the wire the same
youngtone2008 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
annnnd I'd walk out
Petey0707 3 weeks ago
now get the fuck outta my stor
xIIKayze 3 weeks ago
man this must have taken 100 takes, no way anyone could keep a straight face for that long
without cracking up
wesg77 4 weeks ago 3
hahah!! this guy's awesome.
marklethanarkle 4 weeks ago
cedric daniels?
wesg77 4 weeks ago 2
What the fuck is a goganoid?
ivseenthtb4 4 weeks ago
oh god please make a series out of this
Dpad395 4 weeks ago
this is so weird, im so used to him being serious on fringe
ganaschico 4 weeks ago
Shes hot!
EdwardoDavinchi 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I counted 179 words.
JackAcix 4 weeks ago
Broyles is so bad ass.
HiggsField1337 4 weeks ago 2
3:03 >:) >:l >:( >:l >:)
DonTgetThrasHb 4 weeks ago
beatles poster in background, <3
bigmonkeyneif 4 weeks ago
can anyone say series????
DiZzybot22 4 weeks ago 80