Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Sniper

[markk137]

DEMOMAN AT 0:30 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[runecraster2]

Spy: HAHAHAHA! Yoh live in a van!

Me: True dat =3

SNiper: *goes back to van*

[MrMeerkat101]

They should have ladders in maps with actual sniper towers in them (they'd have to put new maps in of course') like at 00:50 because WHATS THE POINT OF HAVING A SNIPER CLASS IF THERE'S NO "REAL" PLACE THATS GOOD FOR SNIPING (lowers visibility, increased altitude, remote, etc. etc.) spread it and send it to valve if you know how to.

[Nomis1357]

Ah.... It all started when Team Fortress was first developed......

[clonious]

*come's back after a month* Oh hey, I got 184 thumbs. Neat!

[UltimateSonicFan0001]

why are all the 'meet the _____' videos of the RED's owning the BLU's?

[REAPER3382]

@UltimateSonicFan0001 red is a more inforcing color, more, searious. or just because thry flliped a coin and red won

[KibaisCute112]

@REAPER3382 Nah, Red is just to awesome! XD

[midgeamoo]

Be polite - Douse people in Piss

Be efficient - Get a headshot every 5 or so shots

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet - Except scouts, run the fuck away from scouts.

[DaEsNauriz]

The sniper needs to take out 772810 People now.

[1000meganerd]

1:13 pyro has flare gun

[callumwk1]

They should soo make a film lol

[jacobhamselv]

Anyone notice the copyright policy?

[ferbyderbyful]

1.Transcribe audio

2. Watch subtitles

3.???

4. Get to 0:24

5. PROFIT

[AkSphreak]

@ferbyderbyful lmfao!!! seriously people should watch this wit caption.... i cant breathe hahaha

[megaZeroXXO]

@AkSphreak Puffins do not care. SO EPIC

[callumwk1]

@megaZeroXXO its muffiins...

[CMSpartanz]

I am dissapoint everyone is the most badass person in the game

[Badobon]

My fucking idol! Love this guy! :D

[quake699]

sniper is suck

[UMVC3sucks]

This guy has the best TF2 personality

[00MokaAkashiya00]

"Be polite!"

...comes from the guy throwing jars of his own urine at people.

[theheckwithit]

he sounds so much more sinister in game :D

[mpmspyguy]

Sniper:dead, dead, oh yeah then put one on the phone

XD

[Spartan890]

@mpmspyguy Dad, Dad, Put mom on the phone *

[wold51]

FUCK demonman hahahahahah

[wold51]

hahahahhaha XDDD

[MrClaybear27]

any1 notice the HS sign at start?

[TheKassyk]

what Language are the crazy gun man speaking

[Badobon]

@TheKassyk Australian

[TheKassyk]

@Badobon omg ty

[sjmett]

so that is fraskungfu made off...

[zinhd]

0:02 the sign is the symbol for headshot.

and its Meet the sniper vid.

COINCIDENCE?

[kuka9354]

blue team are f2p :D

[AdamLegend321]

Head Shot :D 0:30

[ZombieSurvivalist11]

Is that Sean Connery at 0:09? I keep tellin people its gotta be Sean



[WiReDDDD]

@ZombieSurvivalist11 Actually it was a thought of gamemode from TF2 before release. It's the civilian and was supposed to be the "10th class" and the gamemode worked as protecting the civilian to a location. If you type in Tf2 civilian into google and click the top link you'll see him in the picture section

[ZombieSurvivalist11]

@WiReDDDD Oh no I know who that guy.

I meant the sniper sounded like Sean Connery during that scene I'm sorry I should have been been more specific.

[MusicMask]

"Dad, dad I'm a... Not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin."

"Well the difference being that one is a job and the other is mental sickness!"

[themrmustazz]

1:04 No rifle

1:12 Rifle

[destinydeceptic0n]

0:30-0:37

I just can't stop replaying and laughing

[AdalHRivera]

0:29 i dont know if i should say OWWCH or say OWNED, but now the demoman is blind from BOTH eyes... but wait, he fucking exploded with his own grenades

[StuffedUniverse]

0:30 thats how demoman lost his Left Eye. Hes Blind now.

[huxleyify]

bear gryles?

[EpikTomkat]

heh, i bet a lot of you didn't realise the pyro that the sniper headshot is holding a flare gun.what does that have to do with anything?because the flare gun wasn't even an in game weapon before the meet the sniper video came out!

[kewbewm]

BEST LIENS!

3.Snippin's u gewd j0b maet :D

2.FEELINZ? U KNO HO HAZ A LOT UF FELEINZ? A GY HO BETES HIZ WIEF TO DEF WIT A GULF TROFY

1. Pull! "I think this mate saw me..." *POW-CLINK* "Yes, yes, he did!" I think I almost hit someone up there.

[jarema9999]

32 people get shooted by sniper

[L4d2d0ZZ1]

is sniper collectin urin??!! 0:58

[avelpa1]

@L4d2d0ZZ1 Well he can't just leave his post for a pee break now can he?

[L4d2d0ZZ1]

@avelpa1 when i fell to piss i piss on a bush near me or my neighbors door... not on a bottle -.-

[bloosea123]

Sniper is the EggMcMuffin of classes

[Teschy96]

SNIPER!!!

[kuka9354]

Who knew that throwing piss is a job...

[spikegilfer1997]

1:14

breaking the fourth wall

[nicklegoman]

sniper is australian but hes driving on the left side?

[PlayingItOldSkool]

the bobble head at the beginning is the civilian from team fortress classic

[Battlepro1247]

thumbs up for australians



[pablixism]

SNIPER: have a plan to kill everyone you meet

ME: look at tilte *

ME: FUCK

[Nomis1357]

I have two words for you stupid heavy's, 'Boom. Headshot'. Remember them.

[twinsnakes99]

and yet u cant an semi automatic rifle -_- bloody hell

[bloodlesscharge]

Boom..head shot

[Jorgen297]

I think this mate saw me...

[Dinwrinkle]

HE'S DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD

[elitecltrooper501st]

..." Professionals have standards"...

[Hachpo]

in the background 1:29 "camping fun all year round." Sounds about right :3

[turtlessuck45]

Did anyone notice that they were pee jars behind him

[clonious]

Be polite. Be efficient. Throw piss at people.

[LittleTank1]

@clonious I think i might but this on the description on my strange jirate

[Robotix332]

@clonious And insult them when they die

[Kardeist34]

@clonious AND LIVE IN A VAN!!!!

[WolfPackAttackClan]

how do you people copy and paste and thumps up what has already been top commenting i mean really every1 just copy's the ''trolling'' parody of this?

[infoman567]

If you look closely he smiles at 1:00 before shooting.

[InsaneBirdGames]

00:32 How I play Team Fortress !

[nesl4]

lol at the part were hes like my parents do not care for it go back a couple of seconds and turn on transcribe audio beta

[WolfPackAttackClan]

Transcribed Audio 0:48

''muffins, do not care''

[TasosEG]

most fucking awesome class in TF2!!!!!

btw in 0:58 watch the jarates!!! I think you now understand what is thing made of :P

[jeramahia123]

Meet GLaDOS' husband.

[RacedriverMuhaha]

did anyone notice what jarate is made of? 0:56

[fatherhennessy]

Why is he drinking decaf?

[FedoraJudge]

Notice that the sniper is driving a camper...

[Beeblez55]

I like the way he says someone X3

[carcinogen20]

0:30 accurate depiction of me playing demo

[ShrCharrax]

Sniper is a good driver. He puts on his directional. Checks for blind spots. Then executes a nice turn with two hands on the wheel.

[PriLuna2012]

"Plan to kill everyone you meet."

Then how come the whole of RED team is still alive??

[poochy2479]

@PriLuna2012

RED team is still alive because he doesn't need to kill them. He may have a plan, but not a reason.

[xmaplesinxx]

in 0:55, those jars are filling up with some yeelo stuff everytime he drinks....... thats interesting...

[sba20041]

0:30 Demomand losed is safe eye

[Gateau]

Third time watching it, I just realized he's placing jars down at :56

[28PSG]

at 0:11 it says ''copytight lololol

[12344reaper]

Anyone else noticed the sign on the right in 1:29

CAMPING FUN

ALL YEAR ROU(I assume it is round ????!)

[456tarik]

anyone notice the headshot sign in the begining?

[MriPTuser]

this is a mercy killing, you live in a camper. Scout domination line

[ProSiNNeR]

Hahahahaha you live in a van!!! Spy domination line

[antieye555]

wtf does he say at 1:05

[7777villain]

@antieye555 those who bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy

[MegaLittlerj]

SO THE JARATE IS PISS!

[MegaLittlerj]

Step 1: Press 3

Step 2: Enjoy

[Axecriminal]

0:01 THE SIGN SAYS FOAD

[TheTazwarpernova]

@Axecriminal And the other stands for Caution: Headshots

[wastednoob1]

living in a van is actually very efficient if you ask me.

[Left4GregProduction]

0:11 Copyright LOLOLOL

[ryanlimjr]

kill everyone you meet ...

'meet the sniper' ...

SSSSSSSHHHHHIIIIII>BOOM<

[Blazer44Blazer]

Pause at 0:57 To see a weird thing! :D

[Xboxliveguy883]

so jarate is piss from a sniper cool

[GamingCakes]

The Sniper: His parents hate him, he throws piss at people, and he lives in a van.

[MrLiitleman]

BOOM!!! Head shot

[AnarchyEcho]

"Someone is gonna want someone dead."

[ApertureTestSub]

0:30 looks like the demo man loses another eye.... CEE?

[zbjnrn71511]

@ApertureTestSub Yeah, that's why he started firing blindly then fell off the edge. Pretty gruesome, but kinda cool at the same time.

[geodoomcraft30112]

@ApertureTestSub doesn't matter anymore because he is dead

[arimelly80]

@ApertureTestSub Don't "cee" shit.

[ColaKnight]

@ApertureTestSub yea... Sucks to be him in that situation

[symonsolar]

@ColaKnight

Good Soldier. No Problems

[PsichoBrainSurgeon]

@ApertureTestSub i SEE what you did there...

[Fr0stSoldier]

Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to not have 10 snipers in your team.

[fkjetfox]

there was an ad before this vid i was about to skip it but then i realized it was about chuck norris

[10LordDark]

Pew...Head Shot!



[Reveiledmurderer]

Trolling's a good job mate.

Challenging work indoors, guarantee you'll not go hungry.

Because at the end of the day as long as there's two people left on the Planet someone's gonna want someone mad.

Not a Hacker dad I'm a Troll. What'd the difference be? One means you have no life and the other means your a loser!

I'll be honest with you my parents do not care for me.

I think his mate banned me YES Yes he did

Trolls have standards.

Be Annoying

Be Efficient

Have a plan to Piss-Off everyone u meet

[TwistedWalruse]

@Reveiledmurderer This is actually an okay version.

Better than most of them, THAT'S for sure. Thumbed.

[MrPodaky]

@Reveiledmurderer you won the iternet with that one

[MrPodaky]

@MrPodaky *internet*

[TheC00kiieMonster]

@Reveiledmurderer ??

[dutymaster1]

@Reveiledmurderer You forgot the golf trophy part. But good man! :D

[symonsolar]

@Reveiledmurderer

This plan appears to be a viable. Please forward to all Team Fortress 2 characters players. Cheers Mate

[DarkHelmet232]

@Reveiledmurderer Bein' original is a good job mate. It's challenging work, both indoors and outtadoors. I guarentee you'll not go hungry, because at the end of the day, s'long as you have something original, someone is gonna want to copy you. I think this mate copied someone...yes, yes he did! Look mate, original people have standards Be polite, be efficient, and have a plan to not copy anyone you meet.

[HammerLord11]

the only thing i have not done is climb a ladder

[ALXDR]

"Have standards. Be polite."

Throws piss at people and lives in a van.

[BronzeBind]

Even though I suck at being the sniper, this always inspires me to try being the sniper when I play TF2. :D

[hitman8846]

0:56 Making some jarate, huh?

[Rushgoon1]

pause at 0:32 to see where the demo has his other bottle.

[JohnnyBoy1446]

lol on 0:01 headshot sign

[TheRammsteizer]

How did i just know that, that character was going to have an AWESOME accent?

[Kilzmon]

...Have a plan to kill everyone you meet..

"Meet the Sniper"

Oh shit.

[YodasPNess]

Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to throw piss at everyone you meet.

[morphum15]

@Shradow115 plus it's perfect when you use it with the bushwacka. I use sniper all the time lol

[1Meepman]

Okay, first I thought he was Australian, but he says bugger, which is a British swear. I have now come to the assumption, that one of his parents is Australian, an the other is British.

[Aceofdrumandbass]

@1Meepman oi! I want to point this out. Britain is England, Scotland, Northen Ireland and I think Wales. So if you meet someone with a Scottish accent do you say are you British? No. You say are you Scottish. If you see someone with an English accent, you ask if they're English!! Also, both English and Australia use bugger, bolocks, mate and bloody.

[Aceofdrumandbass]

@1Meepman and Oi

[FabioNintendo]

@Aceofdrumandbass Well, Im not sure but I think you are wrong. England, ScotLand, Northern Ireland and Wales form the united kingdom, not britain. Britain is formed by all the countries from the british islands, Scotland included, iirc.

[Aceofdrumandbass]

@FabioNintendo exactly, plus. I should know as I am English but still have you ever said to a scottish person are you british.

[kikologs]

funny i had that achievement kill everyone you meet

[AdminiumWarrior]

Nah...

Here's how realy to get good at sniper:

Some how aquire huntsman

spam

??????

Success!

[sw33tb0y77]

0:57

are those yellow jars filled with pee? O_O

[TheMarvelousDC]

@sw33tb0y77 yes

[XTGNecro]

@sw33tb0y77 Jaarate!

[Shradow115]

@sw33tb0y77 Yeah. It's one of his weapons, the Jarate. Throw it and it coats enemies in pee, which can extinguish teammates and reveal cloaked spies, and any enemy cloaked has all damage turned into mini-crits.

[Zaytori]

0:02

Watch for headshots XD

[ChrisTeilor]

Me At 0:30 !

[dougfax]

0:30 the Machina

[silencer308]

pause at 0:29 for smiley face :3

[jedidude64]

29 people hate Snipers.

[Renhorable]

0:13 copyright lololol

:D lol ?

[MrPhantomslayer]

I always put on transcribe audio on meet the teams. Its usually funny.

[brandonwort]

if this is a good job, how much they pay :P

[jackpianist123]

you could say that the sniper is a

*puts on sunglasses*

happy camper

YYYEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Dante619fool]

he use stock rifle but it penetrates like machina do

[InflatableVampire]

I used to be polite. I used to be efficient.

But then I took an arrow to the knee.

[brandonwort]

press 3

shows why u never drink on the job :3

[ClaudioProductionsX]

who saw on the vid: COPYRIGHT: lololol?

[HeKickedMyDogz]

00:01 nice sign

[HeKickedMyDogz]

awesome accent

[Chargal4]

Not just a headshot on Heavy, but a BOTTLE IN DEMO'S EYE! Nice shot!

[TheAllerman]

Sooo... hes driving a "Camper"? Get it?

[Kalashnikolor]

@TheAllerman yeah!

[2111jose1112]

@TheAllerman lol

[Ferrari334405]

@TheAllerman he lives in a camp a fan HAHA!

[quist2003]

@TheAllerman lol XD

[lexidemon]

@TheAllerman Took me a moment, now I have to wipe my spleen off the wall.