DistortedviewTRAINTRACKS

[geekypnai13]

0:35

[menofhonor27]

Top comment took so much words to type.

While the second just said 43 words.

[DeadlyToke]

oh that's right, A GOD DAMN TRAIN xD

[geekypnai13]

sssssssssssss-shhhhhhhhhhhhhht­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWnnnnnn­n

[jango52577]

KKKKKKIIIIILLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEERR­RRRRRRR SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTA­AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ColoredSocks3]

13 people sun tanned on train tracks XD

[daregularperson]

Oh look I found a happy new year video from years ago! Well, Happy New Year to you, Yotam!

[MrPodaky]

if they were in the kitchen this wouldn't of happen.....

[TheHonp]

I live near Maine, and I remember when this story hit the news. This is pretty much what I pictured when I read about it.

[AviPain]

i Like trains

[Necromancer999]

13 People KIIIIILLLLLLEERRRRRRR SSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN­THTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHAAAAAAANNN­NN. XD

[ElHanko]

They've seen this vid too :P love it!

[ElHanko]

HAHA! Those girls were morons.

[puTrIaMaNdA13]

hahaha lol in 0:30

[PowerageOf1970]

KILLER SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SUNTAN!

[DefLeppard771]

@PowerageOf1970 KIIIILLLLLERRRRRRR SSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUNNNNN TTTAAAAAAAAAAANNN

[gamedemon001]

thumbs up if you looked for a penis in the poster after reading the comments

[PHREAK01]

Is it wrong to laugh my ass off when someone I knew killed himself via train?

[Harris91]

Wait if this took place in Maine why are they in the desert?

[primusfan2001]

I'm just gonna leave this here: goo,gl/TdrCK (replace the comma with a period)

[JasonUncensored]

@primusfan2001 THE TATTOO! FUCK YES.

[LazyPillow]

@primusfan2001 Niiiicccceeeeeeeee. Thanks.

[LiamCrowley1990]

@primusfan2001 What was it? It's unavailable now.

[Earthium]

I like Trains.

[Gamer4672]

wish I could have watched this, but I had a 35 second ad and had to skip it...srry :(

[Cyclone3365]

seananners??

[Ebob101]

Well... *puts on sunglasses*

I guess she got a KILLER suntan after all...

YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[TrainGoWooWoo]

HERE COMES THE TRAIN BÎTCHES!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1800Ant1800AJD1800]

Oh my GOD I almost died from laughter watching this!! Fantastic XD

[makeaton]

After all the years that this has been out, i still can't stop laughing. Retards on a train track.

[kyleduderings]

Well, she a got a KILLER sun tan

[DreadAces]

KIIIIILLLLLERRRRR SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­TAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNN >:O

[SneakyFox195]

....I see what you did there in that poster. Accurate.

[HellsTouristAgency]

8 people are the Jonas Brothers, Destiny, Rachel, and the three workers who cleaned up the disembodied legs.

[TeamRelik]

A GOD DAMN TRAIN!

[jmhadahorse]

I know one of the girls who got hit by the train, they weren't tanning, but this made me giggle.

[Losttofind]

Killer sun tan.

Killlleer sun taan

Killerrrr sun taaaannn

KILLLLERRRRRR...SSSSSSSSSSUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN.....TTT­TTTAAAAAAAANNNN

[meadow10134]

watch out!theres sumthing coming on the train tracks!what can it be?ohh thts right A GOSH DAMN TRAIN!

XD

[pedronied]

KILLER BSH--SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAA­AAAAAN

[ZaffireWolf]

0:05 Eww, a neckbeard.

0:08 How come he has stubble when his voice hasn't hit puberty?

0:11 Because there's nothing like ruining a joke by making it commercial.

0:42 I think I went to high school with these girls. Though I guess they'd be women now. Or, wait, no they wouldn't because they're dead.

0:48 Agh, you ruined it by switching view. Nobody cares about an angry nerd with his microphone. Don't break character, because the joke isn't about you; it's about people getting killed.

[Lewn42]

@ZaffireWolf 00:00-1:00 You missed the fucking point.

[Avengerofguitar97]

444 is the middle of my phone number, thats how many people liked it:D

[ROFLHELI]

They got a KILLER sun tan

[MriceTv]

thumbs up if you saw a dick on the jonas brothers poster

[Killerkrad1]

@MriceTv Are you kidding? there's 4 dicks in that poster.

[Killerkrad1]

I see 4 dicks in that poster.

[2dittoz]

@MriceTv sorry sir i dont see A dick i see 4

[ZaffireWolf]

Funny, but someone else should have done this bit instead. The animation isn't very good for being intentionally low-par. This could have been funnier.

[Scoobydoo58cp]

7 people got hit by trains

[tjl1297]

oh god this is awesome

[Jammabi]

is this true or just some joke o_o?

[TLK500]

@Jammabi It's true. You can read about it at fosters[dot]com. Can't give you the full link, YT don't approve, but just search for "Destiny Phaneuf Rachel Brown" on that site and you should find some articles about it.

[Jammabi]

@TLK500 damn, some ppl are just stupid ._.

[TLK500]

@Jammabi Yeah,tell me about it

[mandart21]

00:35 RAGE!!!!!!

[yougonnagetrrolled12]

7 people got their killer sun tan

[MrFlyguy124]

hey, can you thumb me up? wanna say something

[ThisIsMeBitches123]

Okay, You had absolutely no reason to put this on! Rachel is one of my best friends I have known her my whole life and You are really stupid if you think thats actually what happened They werent tanning dumb fuck ! You're going to fucking hell you bastard, East Bumm fuck munch You think you're cool? But you're not.

[blade3337]

@ThisIsMeBitches123 actuallt he is cool and he is funny and i don't really give a fuck what you think and no one else does either. go back to (insert clever insult here) you dumb bitch.

[Draccaj]

@ThisIsMeBitches123 lol butthurt

[TLK500]

@ThisIsMeBitches123 THEY are the ones who are stupid,stupid! I mean come on,wtf, sleeping on traintracks? You're simply ASKING for it then!

[nch8]

@ThisIsMeBitches123 BTW, its still funny!

[newnilzizi]

What's the name of the game show that the last bit is based on? I can't remember the name of that one dude who memorized how the game works and goes on and wins everything.

[xXxANVILxXx]

7 people didn't get killer suntan

[VitostalkerDeluxxxe]

7 people don't have a killer sun tan XD

[coolkids3511]

Oh goodness, the first time I saw this video I didn't know what to expect.

When the voice of that girl slowed down I couldn't stop laughing and it hurt so much that I didn't even recognize what happened in the rest of the video.

I watched this flash over and over, barely maneuvering the cursor over the replay button between bursts of laughter, and every time she slowly blurted out "SUN" my gut felt like it was about to explode along with my MIND.

This flash is something beautiful and amazing.

[RandomnessUK]

I lolled so fucking hard at this vid

[thechrigeo]

0:30 made me subscribe

[gardevoirgirl232]

0:31 explains it all clearly now.

[hewwostormcloud]

KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR­RRR SUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNTANNNNNNNN­NNNNN

[Fireblazerr]

KILLLEERRR SUUUUUUUNNNNNTAAAAAAAANNNN

[PatarTheGreat123]

GOD DAMN TRAIN LOL RAGE

[hewwostormcloud]

This is HILARIOUS!!! I mean who tries to suntan on train tracks?

[jango52577]

0:35...Hey, it's the Incredible Hulk...lol

[SpartanFury]

I AM SO LOLING RIGHT NOW HEUHEUEHEUEEEHEHUEHEUHEUHEUEHU­EHUEHUEHUHEUEHUEHE

[pahootaguy]

I'm surprised Tosh-O hasn't tried to contact xxxGetCrunkkk

[Praktical]

Ohhh Timmy Boo.

[nine4u67]

Wow! I tried to read all of the comments. I love the ones by the girls themselves. Yes, it IS funny! If you get into a car accident because you are drunk: your fault and you had it coming.

You get your leg or foot cut off because you decide to lay on a train track: your fault and you had it coming.

Can you at least look in the mirror and say, "Boy, I am one stupid, brainless hose-bag!"

[R00G00]

the girls were pretty hot. i'd still tap those

[brianthehippy]

say cheese!

[SandwichAndCereal]

XD Look at what Joe's holding at 0:13

[mrbaleted]

Everybody should listen to Distorted View. Jigoo!

[mrbaleted]

@xxxGetCrunkkk You should of died lol

[mrbaleted]

@xxxGetCrunkkk Stfu

[task2010]

your a prick

[Xtermination100]

and role those shoulders XD

[spaz131313]

6 people dont like killer suntans.

[jmhadahorse]

I'm from maine and I would like to say that there have never been any cacti growing near the train tracks behind my house... ever... dick...

[dmastermanga]

I agree with this video's method of communicating this message through. some time ago in my country, these two guys were hosting this radio show and this girl who experienced something unfortunate not too long ago decided to make a few bucks by participating on a skit by said radio guys. I'm pretty sure she was aware that this is one of those strong voiced alternatives on the radio, but after the whole debacle, she sues em and the guy's career nearly got completely destroyed.

[MrSlapDirty]

6 people dont like killer suntans XD

[FreePlay]

@xxxGetCrunkkk apparently you're deaf, too. a TRAIN coming down the track YOU'RE LYING ON doesn't wake you up? LOL

[1AndrewTheWolf]

0:37 sums up my reaction exactly.

[GreenFanXD]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[MrDistortedView]

JIGOO!!! LazyPillow please make more distorted view cartoons :)

[Akirathedon92]

KKKKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRR­RRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNN­TWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN

[TheDWJProductions]

Even Tim himself put this audio on the show. That's how well known it is through DV listeners.

[staotj]

oh, now i get it. theyre gonna get a killer suntan.

[Kevn3000]

on almost every video from yotam he shows up as a character. im guessing the girl with the braces must be him in this one.

[caelcynndarr]

6 people don't like slutty girls getting hit by trains XD

[Tatsuyoujo]

Did those girls actually die, or did they move outta the trains way?

[thecloak1001]

@Tatsuyoujo did you not see the GIANT stain of blood?

[anotherscenegirl]

@Tatsuyoujo i know one of the girls, one of them lost their foot from the ankle down and the other lost a bit more.

[Tatsuyoujo]

@anotherscenegirl That's awful. At least they didn't die, tho.

[xxxGetCrunkkk]

@anotherscenegirl this is destiny phaneuf, the one who lost her leg in this accident. and the other girl, rachel brown, lost half of her foot. you must not know us too well. kthanksbye.

[FreePlay]

@xxxGetCrunkkk ownnnnnnnnnnnnned.

[xxxGetCrunkkk]

@Tatsuyoujo No, we didn't die. And we were hit by the train. what a lovely video though. hope you all had a nice laugh at this (: especially when i've had 8 surgeries and was in the hospital for 2 months. hope it was REAL funny <3

[Tatsuyoujo]

@xxxGetCrunkkk Oh, yes. It's still funny as hell. People doing stupid things is funny. Esply, when they get hurt because they shouldn't have been doing it! 8D

[nch8]

@xxxGetCrunkkk

We do it for the LULz

welcome to the internet!

[inu358]

6 People got a KILLLLLLLLERRRRR SUNNNNNNNNNNTAN! xD

[hidrokiliak]

What could it be? oh thats right.. A GOD DAMN TRAIN!

[anicokazuma1]

Killer Suntan

KIIILLERR SUUUUNNN TAAANNN

KILLLLLLERR SUN- IMA FIRING MAH LAZOR BLARGGGARRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA

[ClamThingy]

That episode is truly a Best OF DV.

Tim should play this when we have the Sideshow exclusive week.

[maxf234]

0:32 MOST EPIC FACE, EVER.

[Boogert314]

I wanna get a picture of you losing your PERFECT PROM

[PatarTheGreat123]

@xxxGetCrunkkk Can i push you onto some traintracks before a train does apear . I want to see it hit you in your oddly shaped head. :D

[ClamThingy]

@PatarTheGreat123 Bet ya next time they try this, it's in the middle of a runway. :D

JIGOO!

[PatarTheGreat123]

@ClamThingy lol

[VaderGaming]

AND ROLLLLLL DOOSSEEE SHOOOOWWWLDERSSSSS

AWWWWYEAHHHHH

[lwhoop]

Jigoo motherfuckers!

[Boogert314]

@lwhoop Jigoo fellow DV listener

[jonasisnumba1]

is all it takes on youtube to get thumbs up is to quote the video?

[bearsthatbeatbox]

@jonasisnumba1 pretty much lol

[Psykoged]

@jonasisnumba1 is all it takes on youtube to get thumbs up is to make incoherent sentences?

[SaraHa47]

@kobolt4093 Thank youu ^.^

[NSArachnoSniper]

@Raiinbowsw0rld I thought you died. Go back to the grave little child.

[Cesariono]

@Raiinbowsw0rld Obvious troll is obvious. Better luck next time.

[HorizonHipHop]

Yotam is lucky he lives in another country, one day though, I'm going to buy a ticket, fly over to Israel, bomb his little studio, and then make a cartoon out of hi misery, all because he decided to make such a bullshit video about an accident he knows nothing about.

People will laugh at it too, because people are fucking stupid. One day, Yotam.

[monkeylemur]

@HorizonHipHop and yet he'll still get the last laugh because you are now a cheese monkey

[HorizonHipHop]

@monkeylemur

ill skull fuck your dead grandmother, shut your fucking mouth cunt.

[monkeylemur]

@HorizonHipHop lol umad?

[EikC]

@HorizonHipHop

RAWRRRRR! INTERNET RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

[nch8]

@HorizonHipHop

You mad fggt?

[xjimix]

@HorizonHipHop Everybody is scared of you, you are a very powerfull, intelligent person. I think your adult diaper needs changing. Jigoo!

[SxxyCoy]

I live in maine. These girls went to my school. I made fun of them. So did everyone else. Destiny Phanuphdwinewfnirwe whatever..and Rachel inragnoiareino whatever. Destiny moved, Rachel's still here....Emo bitches. It was...7th grade I believe? lol..don't even get me starrrtted.

[xxxGetCrunkkk]

@SxxyCoy lolol karmas a bitch. if you dont even know our last names then you obviouly dont know us or anything about us. how about you tell me your name (: i'd like you to say this shit to my face.

[Dan0692]

@xxxGetCrunkkk Go kick someone with your wooden leg

[randomness69]

oh god, it looks like chicken nuggets!

[yagr93]

All the vidoes are so weird and not normal :P

[SaraHa47]

Anyone else confuzzled by the ending with the purple guy??

[ClamThingy]

@SaraHa47 He's from the game show Press your Luck. He's called a Whammy.

[skeleanimal94]

@SaraHa47 its from a show its called a whammy

[lopolo42]

KIIIIILUUUHHHHHH

SSSCCCCCHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­N TAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[BrunchMan12]

lol the hulk 0:35

[Justino12345678]

spongebob music!!!!!!

[SukiMonsterGirl]

@Justino12345678 You watch too much TV, i'm just sayin',

[Justino12345678]

@SukiMonsterGirl indeed i do :D :D :D

[Justino12345678]

@SukiMonsterGirl Oh, and the music is from Tentacle Acres. LOL When Squidward moves to the town with all the stuck up squids :P

[xXKIMANDRYANxX]

lol wut it culd be o thats right a god DAM TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!



[MrHenry818]

lol kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllll­llllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuunnnnnnnnnnnntttttttttttttt­taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn­nn

[nch8]

@xxxGetCrunkkk BTW, Its still funny

[gohamushu]

January 1st is mah birthday :D

[Ticimama]

Omg! I went to school with them!

The story is they missed school cause they 'stayed up late & slept through their alarm'. So since they couldnt get to school they went for a 'walk'. They went to the tracks. And then they fell asleep on the tracks with their headphone in and 'didn't hear the train coming' . . .

BS right?

I say they were playing hookie and then played chicken on the tracks.

I feel bad for Rachel cause I kinda was friends with her.

Destiny tho? She can suck it.

[jango239]

@Ticimama r u shiting us? for real?

[Ticimama]

@jango239 For reals.

[jango239]

@Ticimama thats sum crazy shit

[zeldamoonstar]

the musics from spong bob

[SaraHa47]

@zeldamoonstar What music??

@SaraHa47 i donno i can,t remember what i asked ? :^ (