Clean Jokes

[1971SuperLead]

It's a Nic Nac Patty W. ! I get it. Oh my.

[cnor005]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[TuffTomboy76]

mine is: a frog walks into the bank and the girl is ms. whack and so hes like lemme have a loan but shes like what? so hes like my dads mick jagger and all that crap and he gives her a pink elephant and she speaks to the manager and hes like 'its a knick knack patty whack, give the frog a loan. his old man's a rolling stone' :D

[ScaryIntentions]

XD XD XD

[TheDarkK18]

funny good job :)

[brownies4you]

That was good! Thanks for giving me a much needed laugh.

[extrapreneur]

By what you are saying surely you mean you won't 'argue' with that, rather than you won't 'agree' with that. Just proves what I've been saying about americans...

[extrapreneur]

no we dont have to try to be funny, we just naturally are, you're just naturally show offs.

[wjjpm]

That was real funny lol hey i am on here to check out willcanbe thank u very much.

[extrapreneur]

I really dont get american humour... if you guys found those funny...

[7714girl]

:-)

[XxTBellxX]

hhahahaha

I liked them!!

[BullDogJac]

you cant say a joke

[MrOinksters]

the second one was funnier thatn the first

[minimoooooo]

Hahah the second one wasn't funny until you laughed. Kudos :D

[empower]

that second one was ok, but that first one was really very funny. Thanks [smiling]

[skooldun]

not funny

[neserukan]

ROFL! XD I like your videos!

[loopyhisa]

xDD i like your videos :D

[warriorpriincess]

lol that was funny!lol!

[oGNaC]

how much do you smoke girl???

[Thatsnotfunnie]

shut UP already your jokes SUCK!

[langit]

good job hahaha

[mrchacko]

haha... but I thought the laugh at the end was evil... I mean I thought it was like Cruella

[shadowfox47]

i feel sort of stupid and left out i understand the jokes but they aint funny

[musosf]

Haha elephino! I love it when you crack yourself up.

[Ratfus1]

I love the way you tell a joke! You can make any joke GREAT the way you tell it!! THANKS

[TheGirlWhoWentInsane]

Haha, I get it!

[portablejoe]

Good clean fun. You seem to have some dramatic training, too.

[osmosis21]

eliphino.... off the hook funny

[CheebCheese]

Elephino = Hell if I know...

[lastnightsucked]

i'm always telling that first joke to people!

[urbanpilgrim]

first joke was kina funny

[Akiyahqt]

lmao....the 1s one was corny he second one maybe me laugh...actually you are very animated when u tell the jokes...it helps

[MsGirlee]

hahahahahahahhaha GREAT CLEAN JOKES! hahahhahahahha

[japoo55]

hahahahahahahahahsha my friend on the phone are hearing at the same time over again again its hella funny! ELIPHINO!!

[xdoughboyx84]

haha elephino

[kennerzzz]

haha awesome

[Minireb123]

lol i lauhged at the end cause u laughed but i don't get it! lol elephino?

[CelVantez]

Eliphino = Hell if I know. But I don't get the first one, guess 'cos I'm not english. Whail? Whale? Weil? Nick nack? :/

[Briguy54321PS]

I think i can help CelVantez. I believe she said glass whale, which is a knick knack. There is an english song with the words "with a knick knack patty wack give a dog a bone" but she said "frog a loan" instead. Does that help at all?

[LuwAM225]

not really funny

[Kstarr445]

good. i hope you win.

[theeedave]

it funnier if you say at the beginning that the frogs name is Kermit Jagger, that way you can say. "It's a knick knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rollong stone"

[leiousbl]

The version I heard says the frog is Mick Jagger's son, the the manager at the end says "It's a nick nack Pattie Wack, give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone."

[red33410]

GREAT jokes! Had me smiling!

[0everynothing0]

You sound like someone who would read childrens stories on sesame street or reading rainbow.

[HiddenMaul]

I love the facial experssions, really fantastic.

Good joke too =D

[jjjjjj]

humm...

[btrflyangel2]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! :) Thank You! :)

[Zarsthor]

LOL!

[elefantsarebig]

: D lol : )

[PSYKOBOYWONDER]

:D I have here the elephant/rhino joke alot and I NEVER GOT IT until you said it!

[demetanne]

LOOOL....

[puddlepirate1]

great speaking voice! Great sense of humor!

[MartySchrader]

Better telling on the frog joke than I have ever heard before, and I've heard it an awful lot. That happens by the time you get to be my advanced age. It's still phunny, too -- at least when told by somebody with this level of skill.

[SagitarianRicky]

I love the frog joke. LOL

[KG763]

those were the weirdest jokes ive heard in my life

[BrinaLuvits]

u show alot of emotion in this

[punchyfan]

the elephino one was funier

[chrisfox33]

that was funny shit lol lol

[votzenlegga]

hahaha elefinho hahahaha

[FairestoftheMall99]

hahaha..nice delivery. what cute jokes. :-)

[Randomambusher]

Ba dum bump psssshk

[SharolaidDotCom]

Teehee!! Gurrrrl, you is precious! <3

[msp880]

Hahah.. both very amusing! :D

[takatakatang]

LOL All while you were telling the joke, I was thinking "Miss Wack... Frog... loan... I don't get the connection" and then you sprung it on me!! That was really funny!

[DraykoDog]

Aww...I would have given the frog a loan without consulting the loan manager, LOL!!! Loved the jokes, thanks!

[spokenlife]

And the joke would have been on you. A glass whale is WORTHLESS!

[princessFig]

I loved it....gonna show my kids now.....because there is no way I could deliver that joke as well as you!

[legendarysim]

I was going to tell the elephant one too >,<

[spokenlife]

ha ha! Beat ya to it!

[biblegirl7]

LOL. You should put this in my Clean Fun group.

[Velocityangel]

Hee hee! >w< Those were well funny!

[PersianPaladin]

Lol. Groaaan.

[MamboDogFaceOne]

Love it! I tell that joke too, but I always mess up the delivery. Yours was PERfect! <wide grin>

MdF1

[kandykisse217]

hilarious LOL

[Katalyzt]

Hahaha

[poopslingingmonkey]

You know, I had the nursery rhyme in my head and I still didn't see the punchline :oD Enjoyed your jokes, take care :)

[nickanddeb]

It just goes to show it's all in the delivery...I read the 1st joke many years ago, may have even heard someone else tell it too, but didn't get it until now! Why??? See the 2nd punchline!!! Thanks!!!

[andsanp]

lol

[RebukeTheWorld]

RLOL!!!!!!!!!

[DoctorMetropolis]

Awsome delivery! you tell a clean joke so well I laughed right out at the punch line! nic nak pady wak! super!

[DarkKard4]

Lol. I hope you win!!!

[j0eg0d]

LOL. I do this one to my wife and she just doesn't get it ... Tell your husband to say "Knock Knock" and when he does, just say "Who's there?" and stare at him. It's dumb but it makes me laugh.

[spokenlife]

I have done that one. It's very funny. They look so confused.

[j0eg0d]

Another one is with a cell phone camera. I tell my wife to look at "this" as I hold the phone up and I take a picture of her expression ... it's so dumb, but I get a laugh out of it.

[spokenlife]

That IS funny.

[mtamorphis]

Those were great! ;)

[powa2live]

Hahaha!

[Xelanderthomas]

Proof that's it's the way you tell. Nick-nack patty wack, cracked me up, but it was more they way you say it...and how much you enjoyed telling it.

[crakcrak25]

That last joke was on the edge. U almost crossed it(lol). That was fun.

[borgbaby]

love it!! ;-)

[bugsinrug]

Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!! hugs, Chris

[Elaina43]

hehehehhe - my nephews will love these<i> thanks!

[Shana80]

LOL! You are a trip! lol

[MrEARSking]

hahahahahahaha!!!it's a [nick nack] Patty wack. give the frog a loan,your so silly, elefino!! brilliant!!!

[Sonnie55]

Oh you did gooood. lol

[MewOrange]

Lol! That is definatley good material. -hugs- I'ma hug you on every video <3

[Lunarvx22]

I've heard the first joke once before, but I've never heard it told as well as you did. :D

[SlowWaters]

LOLOL!

[Lethesunshine]

Robin, you're a hoot! It takes a special talent to be able to tell a joke and you are very talented! (((Hugs)))! ~Mimi~

[SuvivorsFaith]

hehe funny!

[davisville17]

Lol kind of cheesy, but alright for no obscenities

[moomay11649]

hahaha ~ OMG That was funny!

Moomay