Clerks - Vilification

[taurusdude999]

Working in retail sucks

[JimmySteller]

2:34  I don't blame Dante crapping his pants at that point.

Thank goodness for a girlfriend like Veronica :)

[flyingWill2]

3:25 "You can smell it."

[wwefroogy]

CANCER MERCHANT!

[BEATmyguest31]

BUNCH OF SAVAGES IN THIS TOWN

[darklight4430]

lol i just love the last part of this when the guy clears his throat and says a pack of cigs lol

[JanesInChains1990]

the DVD commentary on this scene is hilarious

[EnzoXIII]

HE SEES THE THREAT WE PRESENT

[dafunkymex]

Pau Gasol really hates smoking

[SeparatistAlert]

I can't believe he lost that girl

[Svperstarr]

I never noticed before. After he says "SMOKE MY BIG FAT COCK" someone else in the background says "Yeah lick it!"

[nguyenimproved]

well scripted.

shame kevin smith never made a haflway decent movie since.

[Kruezoraxe]

@nguyenimproved I don't know. Dogma and Chasing Amy were pretty damn good.

And his specials where he just done Q&A are hysterical.

[JanesInChains1990]

@nguyenimproved Chasing Amy, Clerks 2, Dogma, and even Malrats (which is grossly underrated)

[013jared]

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT DUDESTER

[013jared]

WTF

[Jamiiism]

ending is the best! "can i have a pack of cigarettes?"

[genizot]

classic! best scene in the film!

[keyotikdragon]

I like how all the customers are asking for ciggarettes but not even saying what kind. "Pack of Ciggarettes."

[Amongoose06]

@keyotikdragon maybe the store only carries one brand

[keyotikdragon]

@Amongoose06 never seen a convience store that only carries one pack of smokes... but hey its just a comedy.

[Amongoose06]

@keyotikdragon lol me neither but y yea you're right it's a comedy..and a movie..they probably didnt want any product placement

[Kajayacht]

@keyotikdragon If they said what kind of cigarettes they wanted, they'd probably have to pay money to the company I think. Like you can have everyone in a movie smoking Marlboro, but I don't think you can have them say give me a pack of marlboro reds without having to pay to use the brand name.

And obviously, they didn't have enough money making this movie to pay for brand name usage.

[Therealrealbenji]

@Kajayacht

Yes.

This was the first movie Kevin Smith made and the budget came up to about $10,000 (the movie is in black and white because it saved A LOT of money).. Yay trivia :).

[jonasronning]

@Kajayacht I don,t think so. Advertising cigarette brands is illegal in som states and countrys. If they said for example Marlboro red they would be advertising cigarettes. Or else, they just wouldent want to get involved i product placement. 

[spinklevic]

2:50 "fucking Nazi!!"

[singana1]

i'll tell about another group of hate mongerers that were just 'following orders...' they were called NAZIS!!!

[rawriizbigga]

CANCER MERCHANT!

[D119heavy]

@ 3:47 when she says "freeze" and points the fire extinguisher at him he's right in front of the door and yet he actually stops when she tells him to and turns around and explains himself?

WTF I'd be like "okay bitch I'll freeze" while I just walk out the door, fuck her, its not like she had a gun or something

[KBlikk]

@D119heavy She's an Italian-American from New Jersey. That would be unwise. I know first hand.

[Gondring]

Nothing like giving away the punchline in the description.

[blackbirdblackwolf]

The day that people start protesting outside of fast food corporations for fating up America and adding those health issues that are just as bad if not worse, is more then welcome to start lecturing me on my smoking. Till then, piss off!

[NWOSTUDIOSV2]

ummm pack of cigarettes haha

[dimer1970]

smoke my big fat cock

[bizarrrrrrrro]

he smells the changes comin'

[ignoranceandwant]

That mans tie is about four inches too long.

[wh1t3ch4p3l]

Lol.... the end, "Pack of cigarettes"

[aNightmaresRequiem]

FUCKIN' NAZI!

[RaebNitsirt]

When your day starts off like this, you know it's going to suck.

[BreakingGlass77]

chewlies gum. haha

CANCER MERCHANT !!

[UJS8X]

I hate rabid anti-smokers. Whenever I see people making a big scene about it I like to light a cigar just to blow a big puff of smoke in their face and tell them to shut the fuck up or get the fuck out.

[rumegusvasile]

ive been a rabid smoker (2packs a day and more for years) and now im a rabid anti-smoker since I quit 2y ago. If someone is puffing at me now I'd like to extinguish it on his face :))

[UJS8X]

I can't speak for all tobacco users, but I know that if you tried that shit with me I would snap a knife out and slice one of your cheeks off. O-F-F off as in no longer attatched to your face. Then you can explain to everyone why you have a hideous scar and you can tell them it was because you involved yourself in affairs that did not concern you.

[mrtheoden]

@UJS8X as long as you pay for ALL of the medical care out of your own pockets, and not taxpayers money, go for it.

[standingonair777]

3:19 ROFL "SMOKE MY BIG FAT COCK"

[weerd2normal]

not to get all political in the comments, but the government doesn't want smoking to stop completely, they want people who are underaged to stop, but the tax on tabacco is too profitable, and in this economy, our government needs all the money they can get.

[wutevaidowutiwant]

they should just legalize weed and the government would profit twice as much... thats my hypothesis anyways lol

[MrTacobatman]

the fucked up part about that is that its right,the goverment can be more conservative than caring about how much money they can make.

i will bet you any amount of money that weed will be legalized if the economy gets any worse.

p.s this is coming from a straigthedge

[wutevaidowutiwant]

i know man, they might as well do it... i mean seriously i guarantee coke is being stuffed up EVERY politicians nose..  plus they act like nobody is getting high at work, parks, schools, buses and etc.

every you go i bet my left nut someone is getting high there. especially if they're working at a fast food resturaunte lol

[jaj324]

well..if its already too late..i guess ill just..uh

[gravelandgrain100]

This is how Obama must have got his start in politics...you know you're gonna spend that dollar-here's 10 rubles.HAHA!!!!!!!!

[HisDivineShadow245]

Looks like textbook community organizing to me.

[Jovian84]

I think i'd have a better time responding to this if I knew what the hell you just ment.

[drzfynest65]

lol at 2:37 you can hear Dante's voice go all high-pitch

"Now WAIT a second!"

[incognito84]

"uhhh... pack of cigarettes?" *SLAM* lol

[punkdude178]

I dont' smoke yet I don't give a fuck about smokers

[twistedheat15]

guess what? no1 cares

[t0kes42o]

pack of cigarettes.. i wonder how come no one ever specifies a brand

[lesterclaypool1]

They don't for beer in movies either, ever noticed that?

Bartended: What can I get you

Reply: I'll have a beer.

It has to do with product infringement and product placement, If Shakey's is paying you to be in your movie you can say Shakey's pizza, if they're not, you can't.

[DoucheFagX]

Prob cause the people who made clerks wernt allowed to show any specific brands without some sort of consent from the companies

[CorbinONeil]

Did she walk by a display of Hostess Snowballs?

[Danny123456789009876]

This early scene of the movie is one of my favorites.

[JokestersWorld]

i can see someone who works at a gum factory doing that :D

[dhwthrn]

The first customer... he's the dude in Mallrats with "Stan Lee" written all over his head, right?

[dsafgfsa]

hahahahahahahhahaha lol

[tsadrummer]

lmao

[Lightningbaron69]

Yeah smoke my big fat cock

[powerkor]

duffy sucks

[nghdjgb]

friends, let me tell you about an other group of hate mongers just doing what they were told! they were called, nazis!!!!

[thelollerchef]

**cough cough** ehh... pack of cigarettes.

[kirby2007miner]

LMAO AT 3:20

SMOKE MY BIG FAT COCK

[stunningkevin]

cancer sticks

[yogafan6500]

Cancer Merchant!! The big mouth from Clerks.

[VonPotHead]

4.30 ehh a pack of cigarets

[Wrathchild72]

Mr.Merchant of death!

[kobefan2008]

I LOVE THIS SCENE

[JAYLIB03]

classic.

[jkerrigan1990]

"you can smell it". The mob is hilarious

[jread021]

"Fuckin nazi..."  lol

[holypaper]

"smoke my big fat cock"....best line in the film.

[feeelicks]

hey I have the same rip.