How to clear a Goth Club

[goticos1]

What Philadelphia goth club night does is turn all the lights on and stop the music

[3LOADED]

or the Disneyland song. lol but the drunkies and others just go nuts on it. lol

[Skeletonwitharaygun]

....That doesn't look like a goth club.

[aragorn1780]

hahaha, at the goth club i frequent (more like goth night at a normal club) they close shop by singing hava nagila, a capella (leading the entire club with them), and we all dance to it! followed by a mass exodus, lol, if they pulled n'sync on us.... well we would just figure out a creative way to dance to it, xD

[mafdet]

Haha! In Australia they used to play "Baby One More Time" till everyone started dancing to it. But Bieber did the trick. Ran like rats on a sinking ship.

[pelklauw]

If I was in there i'd most likely poured beer over the speakers :3

[aragorn1780]

hahaha, once at a party with several other goth friends, me and two others prepared a dance to this song to welcome people in!

[TheGothchik6969]

This is hilarious! I know when that shit comes on I hit the door too,lol or just be a goof and bust out some booty moves,lol

[zombielovesbrainmeat]

I'm a goth myself, but I still think that's hilarious. The really funny part is that they're still trying to dance with that song on.

[moonfire41]

@ThornUvDaath777, LOL!!! Sounds like We're all farting in America!"

[omnifa]

We once finished the night with "m-bop" on repeat xD

[InsideYoFeebleBrain]

@omnifa

Come on, dog...

[ShadowmystWolfsong]

Ahahaha! I would just dance even more!

[moonfire41]

We always ended our nights with Rammstein's Living in America, lol. Sure is better than this.

[ThornUvDaath777]

@moonfire41

Mixed at all? Good mix? In my experience when they play songs they usually have a crappy mix that sounds something like this: "We're all PF PFFF li-PFF PFF PFFFT-ving in Americ PFFFT"

[CelticVictory]

I think anyone would leave if N'sync came on.

[tyko48]

im goth, and no amount of alcohol would stop me running out the door if nsync came on

[punkaaron69]

lmao they must be drinkin to be dancin to 'nsync

[RAVExMAN1]

wow really come on now leave my people alone now fuck that shity ass music

[BabyDracula432]

lol why are most of these people gross looking?

[mooheiferghandi]

I've been doing the clubs for years. I think it's great dj's do this. It's like a palate cleanser before you leave for the night and a gentle reminder to "hey, it's okay if you don't take yourself too seriously".

[psychorama7]

I admire their determination. I woulda been gettin me a drink quick snap.

[tsrs]

LOL!! Bye bye bye.. 

[thistleflowers]

lol, well I've been to a goth club that would randomly play songs like that too but the people always had fun with it and danced anyway. like the night "mambo #5" was played :D

[thistleflowers]

@thistleflowers "mambo number 5"

[Forestimp45]

LoL I identify with the gothic subculture, but I say there's no shame in having fun and dancing. Even if what you're having fun to is Nsynch instead of Bauhaus. Some night's I've just had too much caffine, put on some hyper J-pop and go for it.

[regurgitatedsmegma1]

Ugh I'm so waiting to go to Tampa for dancin @ The Castle. Ugh. 

[ac1ddrag0n]

Wow, I had hair back then. Good times. It's traditional for them to close us out with something like that, but anyone still there dances anyway. Then they flood the place with lights and herd us out.

[ShadowCrashed81]

When was the last time you listened to "Crazy" by britney spears? Give it a listen and enjoy yourself. 

[Drsatan9]

I would be like"Yeah i'm fucking leaving"

[psychoobiker]

LMAO, I think it's hilarious when they do stuff like this at the end of the night at clubs

[TheWeirdoNation]

ahhhhhh the music it burns it burns us XD god im deciding who is worst Justin beiber high school musical or that slut Hanna Montana or that shit

[MissLaceyBones]

(I pressed enter by mistake! :P)

Continue .... Are sterotypical of the subculture are numb skulls. I've been goth for almost nine years (I am eighteen now) and one of the type of I like is J-pop (Japanese pop) and I wear pink *gasp*

[MissLaceyBones]

I've danced to worse.

Hell, one time a dj played YMCA at like midnight and the only people complaining were the babybats and the 'gother than thou'. People who listen/dance only to things that are

[ChicGenique]

wow nice choice of song ^_^

[TheXtro101]

One of the best Industrial-Gothic-Fetish nightclubs during the early 2000 years was a club call,"The Dungeon"(2001-04),in Hollywood Ca.5 minutes before 2 am and the bright lights turn on,the very last song would be a '70's Disco(& patrons would still dance to it just after a Wumpscut song).

[m4ilm4n]

In Hamburg/Germany, to clear out Goth clubs they usually play the title song of a childrens' tv program ("Here comes the mouse") or "Schlager" which is some especially awful kind of pop music, while turning up the lights brightly. It always works (and hurts! >_<)

[PIExMASTER]

How do you clear tha club?

[Ubiquidade]

Club failing at clearing since the people are failing at leaving. Nsync > Aggrotech

[Derteufell666]

Glowsticks? Really guys?

[mayostrain]

yyyeeeeaaah, their not really leaving, are they?

[ownedftwlol]

Omg, you evil bastards! Backstreet boys is a bit TO harsh, don't ya think? :P

[GutterDoll138]

what. the. fuck.

shit has reeeeally changed.

and WHO is that dummie shadowboxing on stage? LMAO!!!

[Indiankote]

I dont think these club guys know that goths like poking fun at themselfs and will embrass any shit like this

[thistleflowers]

@Indiankote ..that is true!! ;)

[freedon08]

clearing out goths? that just means you're fucking racist against goths you bastards oh and guess what they wernt goths so up yours :P

[deadbydawnparty]

it never works :-)

but why the hell would you want to stop the party when there is still so much people?

our parties usually go on till everybody crawls home

[werecatgirl]

lol it didn't work though haha

I love that song haha

[belcebu13]

hahhaaha so cool

if i was on one of the clubs i go to here and they started playing something like that.... i think.... ugh fuck it.... i would saty a bit to see wtf xD

[heavymetalshadow]

yeah i think i would have ran outta that club.

[birinbirinbirin]

this isnt goth you fucks

[motocrosser]

well theres a lot of different versions of them and obviously this music was to fk around

[ThornUvDaath777]

that place looks a lot more spacious than An Tua Nua in Boston...

[weeeeeehalo]

ya fag im a goth and what the fuck have we done to your fag ass!bitch

[Jakegothicsnake]

Getting rid of goths with nysync??

Guess that's not gonna be your ace in the hole in huh?

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[gnrqueen]

omfg wtf is up with the song

so annoying,not goth at all..

is this what the video is about..

ugh..im kinda pissed off haha xD

[hekatelacroix]

wtf backstreet boys? i'd #$%^ leave

[victorsorengaard]

From what I've come to understand, playing Once in a Lifetime by Wolfsheim is DJ for "It's 430 am! GO THE FUCK HOME!"

[thistleflowers]

omg! yeah that would get me out lol

[da1homie4ever]

WTF?woow is this nysc or something?

you all look ridiculus

[PunkMartyr]

its halloween on goth talk

[samantha4th]

LOL XD

[apbrit2009]

leave the poor goths alone

u got ur own clubs u rap/hip hop asshats, dont take theirs

[21theworld21]

@apbrit2009 fuck you dude this is boy band shit not hip hop...

[InsideYoFeebleBrain]

@apbrit2009

Yeah, man. Well said.

[oliveberry13]

@apbrit2009 LMAO I love this, asshats...Can I use it?

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

@apbrit2009 IDK, I'm a goth, but I grew up in the 90s, so this music has a dear place in my heart. Unlike the music these days which is simply intolerable.

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

@DEATHBYFLYINGCDS oOh dear allow me to rephrase, I grew up in the 90s so nsync and the backstreet boys have a dear place in my heart, doesn't make me less of a goth, I still love gothic rock, siouxsie, bauhaus, and all of that good stuff.

[GotiMosi]

eww fuckign rappers lol leave the goths alone

[SaladinVadik]

Hahaha... It didn't work, the Goths are still Dancing... If they played, Black Eyed Peas or Mariah Carrey now that would be something...

[djargus]

Nah, they have to play Michael Bolton to get the Goths off the floor and if not that, then Yanni!

[SaladinVadik]

Haha... Or Kenny G, or worse Makarena but then again the Goths may Dance to that one in perfect Choreograph...

[djargus]

Yeah, strangely enough for us Goths, we are well versed in the pop culture that we so strongly disdain! I guess we have to know what we hate before we hate it. :)

[SaladinVadik]

Indeed... and is that not one of Marius' teachings... Know thy enemy...

[Rabidsmiley665]

This is the Castle in Ybor city in Tampa, Fl. They play a mixture of Goth, EMB, Industrial, and just whatever the DJ feels like playing. There are also two rooms available.

[djargus]

Thanks for the response, if I ever go to Tampa, FL (possibly to see an NJ Devils game there!) i'll go to this club. :)

I like the design (at least from the angle of the camera), because it seems wide open and it includes quite comfortable looking couches and seats, possible pool tables, and (if I am not mistaken) the bar is somewhat isolated from the dance floor by the groups of couches, chairs, and tables (which would lower the people dancing with their drinks). I hope I can make the trip.

[djargus]

Also to mention the design of the place itself, it feels to be made for Goths, (mentioning the wall art and wall facing lights, castle style walls/doors, and what appears to be vases under the wall light [if it isn't wall art]) as opposed to other clubs where a promoter would just find a place and if the night lasts long enough, then the owner of the club may make some design choices to appeal to the patrons of the Goth night (like Downtime in Manhattan that transformed for Albion-Batcave ).

[ThornUvDaath777]

@Rabidsmiley665

looks better than this place in Boston I know; its like a tin can. No names.

[djargus]

Interesting concept, but hardly works when many Goths are known to not take themselves uberseriously. I am curious of what club this is, it looks like a nice floor design for one. (though still I am paranoid of the 'glow stick on a rope' usually indicating that Goth music isn't playing there but industrial or EBM, or hopefully the guy is just lost!) Please Rabidsmiley, please tell me where in the world this event is held and what night and time it's held on. Thanks.

[ShockResistor]

funny! I see some people just kept on dancing and didn't give a damn! LOL

[Veritatem1212]

It would be cool if they played disco

[xrainqin]

Funny in concept but I don't think it's working lol they look very awkward