mr. Deity and the Host

[Requiemxtoxinnocence]

when are we going to get a judas episode, and a 12 disciples episode?

[TheShortGirl666]

That was a good begging segment

[tuseroni]

i love the dagon reference, good to know the great old ones are alive(ish) and well in that universe too.

[GoblinXXX]

@jwallyful Lola Rohren would be even better.

[GoblinXXX]

LOL@"2 hours later"... Shouldn't that be 900 years later? ;)

[newperve]

Ok, when what you're doing disturbs lucifer, that's a hint you shouldn't do it.

[DaGavinX]

Transubstantiator. lol

[AteriskMenosIdalo]

So, just curious, but when do we get to meet the holy spirit ?

[misterdeity]

@AteriskMenosIdalo See Mr. Deity and the Ghost from season four.

[GallifreysMagician]

Oh, yeah! I see the homophobia now! That's-that's, y'know it used to be cute. XD

[Burning0Lilac]

The Passion of Christ: ...Acting??

[Discern4]

lol This was the funniest begging segment...faking the crappy bandwidth, having the video end before you finish speaking (typical YouTube style!) and the recommended videos at the end cracked me up (jesus love you long time)

[Azurerosa]

Have you considered selling merchandise? T-shirts, mugs, what have you...

[ianmathwiz7]

@Azurerosa He already is.

[legionjdw]

man, she is hot... hooooooooooooooooooooot... 

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[CoyoteAussie]

So Larry's character is "not the Holy Spirit?"

Can he at least speak in tongues?

By the way, I'd love you to do one about speaking in tongues; there has to be some great humour in that, don't you think? :)

[misterdeity]

@CoyoteAussie That's a great idea! Thanks.

[thecrowe20]

Larry seems to me is the fundamental science force, or at least it's embodiment of it.

[Paxmax]

Timmy looks so much (sometimes sounds) like Steve Buschemi it's scary..

[frustratedoperator]

Lucy, she rocks!

[bigtymer9778]

guys just saying Jesus could use a little salsa. Can i get an Amen?

[crocswsocks]

Disturbing, but... okay.

[ShadowPa1adin]

COMMUNION WAFERS ARE PEOPLE!

[felixlighta]

lol "homophobia used to be cute, not so funny any more"

Epic understated trueism

[Robotocracy]

Wait, I'm confused - who's Timmy? Did I miss something?

Mr. Deity = God

Jesse = Jesus

Larry = Holy Spirit

Timmy = ???

[misterdeity]

@Robotocracy Timmy is the head of R&D. And Larry is not the Holy Spirit.

[sulljoh1]

@misterdeity Can you somehow make Larry end up as the Holy Spirit? Some last second thing like Yahweh would do.

[ChurchOfKali66619]

@misterdeity Larry's NOT the HG? WAIT a minute, Mr. D. In the football-news conference episode, you all three invoked "In the name of The Deity, The Boy and Larry."

Wait; you were raised Mormon. Your neural processes are cottage cheese. So exactly who IS the Third Pest, si'l vous plait?

[cherryblossomkiss2]

@misterdeity Was that a South Park reference in the beginning?

[gphhawkins]

@misterdeity well, y isnt he the holy ghost?

[boorens18]

these have an incredible like to dislike ratio! first channel I've ever seen that hasnt been hit by creationist votebots.

[cheyamil]

this is the best show on youtube why is this not the most subscribed channel

[bcn533]

Man this show is so goddamn smart! The cast of Mr. Deity is awesome.

[dmosier]

I fully understand transubstantiation, and fully loved this episode.

I sure get my monies worth out of my monthly subscription to Mr D.

Thanks

[Fogyreef]

The subtlety in the youtube suggested videos at the "end" is what makes you special. Nicely done.

Don't forget; contact Acharya @ w w w. truthbeknown. com and chat her up. You'll thank me later. >: )

[zetelaki]

hey thats weird, i cant watch your latest 2 videos from Germany, can you fix that?

[lizzand]

Are there enough Jesus left to love anybody? :)

[peternut1]

GENIUS once again!! BRILLIANT! ARTISTIC LASER BEAM!! FUNNY! - I can't get enough of these. You folks make living a humanist lifestyle well worth it. Keep 'em coming.

[exnol]

I can't help but rate 5 stars to each and every video of yours.

[misterdeity]

@exnol That's why you're my exnol!

[vesman81]

@exnol

5 stars whats that?

[exnol]

@vesman81

The older rating system had stars,instead of thumbs up. That's what!

[rookstone]

Love the camera work in the beginning... ")

[Rickymjam]

One of the best so far!

Loving it and always anticpating the next release!!

[agsharma]

"a lot more jesus" lol!!! that was hilarious

[KomicGenius]

"And I will lead a ... sinless life ..." LOL the short pause is HILARIOUS!!!

[chartinael]

what happened to AD - why did we get rid of that :) ... so awesome (fully supporting BCE and CE)

[baconeater]

When are you going to do Mr. Deity and the Young Earth Creationist?

[StorminMormin91]

"We're gonna need a lot more Jesus"

Lol!

The homophobia comment kinda hurt though :P

I sure don't consider myself to be one. i have plenty of gay family members and friends and love them! I don't doubt some members may be that way, though.

I can't stand the hate speech.

[yuv5]

love it! harkens back to the days of my youth, mid last century, when Jesus used to get stuck to the roof of my mouth and it was a sin to even think of prying him loose with my fingers...not being worthy of touching 'the Lord' at least not with the outside of my body...hmmm. no it didn't make sense even to a child.

BTW Jesus tastes like a circle of dried up wallpaper paste, not chicken...or at least he used to.

[TasteOfGreen]

@yuv5 I thought he tasted pretty good myself, I used to buy this powdered candy encapsulated in Jesus shells, I love how they melt in your mouth! Plus the flying saucer candy was all colorful and had a sweet center so obviously aliens get the win over God

[yuv5]

love it!

harkens back to my youth, mid last century when Jesus used to get stuck to the roof of my mouth & it was a sin to try to pry him loose with my finger since I'd be 'touching' him if I did...my finger was unworthy of touching 'The Lord'. oh this was pre-fake wine/blood days.

BTW, he tastes like a dried up circle of wallpaper paste, not chicken.

[yuv5]

love it! harkens back to my youth (mid last century) when Jesus used to get stuck to the roof of my mouth and it was a sin to try to pry him loose w/my fingers...outside of cannibal's body not worthy of touching him...hmmm. BTW, he tastes like a dried circle of wallpaper paste, not chicken...

[ralnagion]

Loved this, as usual.... (commenting because of your question over on FB, Mister D.)

If you're reading this, I was able to comment.

[kellytheactress]

This one made me laugh very, very hard. This begging segment finally did it for me. It was too funny to not subscribe.  Keep it up!

[theookie]

One of the best begging segments ever. =)

[JonahNazir]

One of the best episodes in friggin' MONTHS! I especially like the monologue at the beginning.

"And I will lead a ... sinless life ..."

[SF03GURUS]

I'm an ex-mormon atheist philosopher/mathematician in Orem, UT. I cannot believe these vids have gone below my radar. GODDAMN, awesome.

[mazrimtaim10]

Jesse help me, I love this show. Just when you think they can't go any further...

[acadjan]

This one is quite lame unlike the other episodes that I truly enjoyed. Agree with Lucy - not funny...Hmm...

[misterdeity]

I'm gonna go with the "not smart enough" explanation via Facebook. Seriously though, do you know anything about the doctrine of transubstantiation? If not, this stuff will go right over your head.

[acadjan]

probably you are correct - I am superfluously familiar with the doctrine of transubstantiation - and that's why I am not capable of fully appreciating your last episode. I suspect that there are a few other "dummies" like me with little religious background around who didn't get it. Sorry Brian, you are still great - I just didn't find this episode funny as I always did with the others... say Hi to Lucy :)

[misterdeity]

Well, for heaven's sake (pun intended), don't just give in! Head over to Wikipedia and read up for five minutes. It will make you smile. I promise. And if not, I'll give you the winning Lotto numbers.

[acadjan]

I didn't get this. Sorry Brian but this is most likely the weakest of your videos so far. I enjoyed other episodes and I am surprised that this one didn't do much for me. Hmm...

[Afryte]

I'm too poor to donate, but I hope you guys are doing alright, Mr. D. Love you all!

[doobythecat]

"I will eat republicans and sinners" ???

LMAO

[misterdeity]

It was "eat with publicans and sinners." Publicans were the Roman tax collectors -- the worst of the worst, like the IRS today.

[doobythecat]

Aaaaah. :)

[wisebearaz]

Isn't this begging coming from YouTube's bandwidth? Great editing though.

[VD3Z]

"He doesn't need to be happy, he needs to be yummy!" LOL

[wailinburnin]

"Make some mouths water in that suit..." I love stuff you only get the second time thru!

[Begeru]

Your begging segments are getting better and better!

[katverb]

you guys are SO creative, innovative and (THANK YOU) you do it without profanity and meanness! love it.

[PFWoody488]

Cannibalicious!

Let me guess, tastes like chicken, right?

[misterdeity]

Incredibly funny! I have to work "Cannibalicious" into something. And yes, Jesus tastes like chicken, but with just the slightest hint of Savior.

[deadly22sniper]

"We're going to need a lot more Jesus"

That line cracked me up. :D

[toenailclipping]

Oh my! I feel the leading of the Deity!

Yes Mr D? What wouldst thou have me do? ... Uh. You sure? Well, OK, but why do you want me to "donut"? And what does that even mean?? Drive around in circles in the... Huh? OHHHH! Donate! Now that makes a lot more sense.

I hear and I obey.

[gml4]

Nice work folks! Always look forward to every other Monday!

[misterdeity]

He said, on Friday night. ;-)

[gml4]

@misterdeity LOL Well... I did watch it Tuesday... just getting a better look at it on Friday to reaffirm how good it was.

[jffryh]

plenty of jesus flesh for everyone like the loaves&fishes, isn't he infinite anyhow?

[misterdeity]

That was a trick. Both Jesus and the disciples were hiding fishes and loaves under their clothes. Total scam!!!!

[jffryh]

mr. diety. you're kind of famous. maybe you could do something to convince people to do something to save the earth from the climate change?

[PawelKolasa]

Mr. Insanity: Jesus and disciples cheated JEWS in ISRAEL by hiding fish and loaves under their clothes???

The insanity of a sinner!

[ianmathwiz7]

@misterdeity So, how did he do the trick at the restaurant, then?

[tombenarye1234]

it will be nice if you added subtitles or the script in the "more info". it will help understanding the jokes :)

[misterdeity]

I just learned that you can now have YT translate and add subtitles. Do you know how to do that, or anything about it?

[kittyprydekissme]

The best thing about the Eucharist is that if you're on one of those low-carb diets you can still get all the carbs you want because the sugary wine and starchy crackers turn into meat after you swallow them. That's got to be one of the coolest miracles ever.

(Are vegetarians allowed to eat the Host? It's vegan before they eat it, but it's meat afterwards. Maybe they should refuse, just to be safe. Will they go to Hell for that?)

[TimesNuRoman]

loooove it like always!

[PrettyBonesArt]

When they were talking about the "transubstantiator" all I could think about was Calvin and Hobbes' transmogrifier - kept waiting for Jesus to jump into a cardboard box and come out as Spaceman Spiff.

[elainethewise]

Brilliant as usual but not all the religious have a sense of humour, if they have they will laugh themselves, as the bible is ridiculous. in todays World..

[dobrovol]

Ive been thinking, whatever one may say about atheists, not one of them would go like:

- Oh, look, Shermers blood test is in the lab. Lets go take a sip - it will make us real skeptics.

- Not unless you bite Dawkins once a week, while praising him with tone deaf songs and out of context TGD readings in a dead language

[LeeshaHarvey]

My Protestant brother once attended Mass with his Catholic girlfriend, and they served the eucharist in these individually wrapped containers with wine and host in one. As his girlfriend opened hers, he leaned over and whispered, "Jesus, are you in there?" Yeah, they didn't date long after that.

[misterdeity]

You gotta love the Protestants (until they become anti-semitic, of course).

[MistressInked]

PLEASE NO fat Jesus!!! BTW....When is Sean going to do an episode without a shirt??

[Lisanab]

Cheeses of Nazareth. Peas on earth.

[misterdeity]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Lisanab]

Oh come now .. you MUST have heard that before.

Let's go with what my mom's gr 2 students used to say (Lettuce pray): Hail Mary, Full of Grapes, blest is the Fruit of your Loom.

And if you haven't heard this stuff, you need to hire me to the writing team.

[AtheistHare]

"He doesn't have to be happy, he just has to be yummy, right?" Oh god, love it!

Also, "We're going to need a lot more Jesus." totally needs to be on a shirt.

[MistressInked]

Agreed!!!

[misterdeity]

I'm already thinking about the shirt!

[misterdeity]

Dude! Shhhh!

[ArranoGris]

1:36

Lovecraft joke! Awesome!

[TurboFool]

You're the second person to comment on this. I was hoping people would catch that.

[ArranoGris]

No problem. Glad I could help!

[nacoran]

Did you say you were going to need a lot more Jesus or a lot more cheeses?

[misterdeity]

Jesus, people! Jesus! Although 'cheeses' would have worked too, considering that some people refer to it as a cracker.

[nacoran]

That's what had me confused. Maybe I was unduly influenced. I am coming down from a cheese and crackers bender.

[asocialdemocrat]

I actually liked the show better when it had more interesting arguments in it, sometimes contradictions and fun facts don't satisfy me(yes, I am greedy).

[misterdeity]

You are a greedy bastard!

[HawkT]

You guys rock! Both the Mr Diety sketches and the begging segments! AWESOME! Come on folk donate, the more that donate the more we can support these guys with their work! YAY

[misterdeity]

This might be my favorite comment of all!

[azsuperman01]

I laughed so hard! This was great!

[AnonnymouZ]

VERY NICE editing skills xD

[misterdeity]

Thanks. Are you an editor too?

[AcidLady85]

The only person I blame for the interruptions is FIREFOX!

[misterdeity]

No. Only if you received an earned income tax credit.

[doulos1981]

This is the best one in a while. I am glad to see that you are funny again. I laughed so hard. You are one of the best shows on youtube.

[misterdeity]

I'm glad to see that you got your sense of humor back.

[puellanivis]

A very good begging section. :)

[tieInterceptor]

turn on automated captions, and turn off the volume,

makes for a very surreal twist on the video...

[gml4]

@tieInterceptor Hilarious! Thanks for the suggestion.

[Chesterton7]

brilliant per usual. and yay this time the begging segment was as funny and clever as the sketch

[uthamal]

I disagree. The sketch was great but the begging section was even better :)

[rickadlib]

Oh, and:

"boy, we're gonna need a lot more Jesus."

Now THAT is ripe for quote-mining. ;)

[rickadlib]

"Oh yeah... I see the homophobia now...

That used to be cute... it's not so cute anymore"

This made me laugh out loud, and is a great example of his subtle delivery just getting better and better!

[jenzahara]

Dodge Charger! LOL!!

[nathantruant]

Just discovered this channel. Hilarious! Thank God... er? you're not on Crackle anymore. If I have to watch one more The Bounty Hunter advertisements I'm going to crucify a messiah.

[shuttervox]

Heh... The Devil is playing Jesus' advocate :P

[misterdeity]

That is LOL funny. I think my favorite thing about doing this show is reading the comments you guys leave. This is such a funny crowd. I am continually amazed of how you guys can always out-think me and find the comedy where I didn't. It's slightly depressing, but I'm always laughing so hard that it's impossible to care!!!!

[oangola]

Nice!! LOL

[nacoran]

LOL.  I wonder where Daniel Webster is.

[arbitterm]

While at the store the other day, the woman in front of me got a call on her cell. She had the Mr. Deity theme as her ringtone. So thank you for helping me make a new friend.

[trippywalnut]

priceless lol

[RayCathode1]

"Oh yeah, I see the homophobia now." LOL

[bronney]

lol jesus will love you?

[thecaneater]

Love the nod to PZ Myers and the eucharist challenge.

Also, most cleverist begging segment yet. I liked it.

[skepville]

Darn, now I'm all hungry..:)

[misterdeity]

I laughed at this so hard I nearly choked!

[ReliableInsider]

Jesus on a CRACKER that's good comedy!

[dobrovol]

The video should be called Mr. Deit-ology )))

[johnparadox]

Shouldn't that have been "we're going to need a bigger Jesus"? (ref: Jaws)

J/P=?

[N21X]

@johnparadox I wish I could give you a thumbs up but I can't find the damn things!

Nice reference! :)

[HappyApostate]

Yes, I must admit once belonging to the cannibal cult of Jesus eaters. I remember that he tasted pretty good with red wine, but on reflection he might have been better paired with a nice chardonnay.

[emactan]

So that's how Jesus was suppose to turn stone into bread when Lucy dared him.

Well, give a man a fish and he lives for a day. Give him a Transubstantiator and he never has to work his butt off!

[Rationalific]

Very realistic glitching in the begging segment!

[misterdeity]

What glitching?

[fsmdude]

Hahaha, well, good one, and I know what I'm talking about.

[thepercussionistME]

it's good to see Jesse back!

[misterdeity]

People enjoy his front too. Oh, wait... I thought you said "Jesse's back." Never mind.

[misterdeity]

I don't know. I still really like that squirrel on the water skis.

[snowydancer]

Begging segment was awesome!

[elbuenbeto666]

Okay...dvds. We need them now. This show is just too awesome. 5stars

[misterdeity]

Season three DVDs are not far away. We only have a couple more episode before Season Four, Mr. Deity: The Prequel.

[BeekersSqueakers]

Jesus, I love this show!

[misterdeity]

And he love you -- long time (if you donate of subscribe).

[LoK3y]

This is the most scathingly hilarious thing I've seen in years! This show just gets better and better.

[bedersdorfer]

hahaha. nice work guys! PZ might like that one quite a bit

[elementmindfreak]

Hey, are you guys gonna be at any conventions this year, i saw the video of you guys at one on the Richard Dawkins channel and me and my friends would love to meet you.

[misterdeity]

I will be in Montreal in October. We just sealed the deal yesterday! Woohoo! Look out Canada!

[ShiinPhoenos]

They need to get the new host-substitute "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus!"

[Erik543]

Wow... That's just too damn good to stop laughing.

[misterdeity]

This is hysterical! I have to do a commercial for this! Maybe it's something Mr. D creates for the Protestants.

[hotmercedes]

to me he moved forward in time to when churches do holy communion and eat bread or a wafer symbolizing the flesh of jesse and drink grape juice and i guess some do red wine to symbolize the blood of jesse. and when brian looks at jesse at that point, he is flipping out because the people doing communion are ACTUALLY eating him! that is why the big D says coming out the poop chute!

OK big guy, did I get it right?

[wikired]

Line 6 pedal.

[misterdeity]

Bingo!!!!! You get the grand prize (an eternity of nothingness when you die)! It's actually the power/audio thing to my Line 6 guitars.

[wikired]

Yeah, I have a Variax bass. P.S. I love Mr. Deity! Please never stop!

[TrustyAtheist]

"Boy we're gonna need a lot more Jesus!" - nice

[AviatorBJP]

A good belly laugh. Thanks guys!

[longslidenyc]

"It's disturbing and cruel and I get enough of that at the office" - Great line Lucy