Mayo

[Sstantial]

Light mayo vs reg mayo is like comparing reg cola to diet cola. There is a huge difference! Less fat equals less taste...

[CmdrBittles]

I use light mayo..I can't tell the fucking difference.

[tombraidertuff]

oh xD i thought u was talking about sperm in it XD

[BlakeinatorStudios]

I thought that you meant how people say Mayonaise is Dolphin Sperm.

[useyourdelusion]

Eww, that was disgusting. I'm going to watch it again.

[aricastardust]

Hey Spricket, I don't know if you are still trying to go vegan or if you even read comments for your older videos...but I just wanted to warn you that Nayonaise...SUCKS!!! I just had this stuff the other day and oh god, no...no no no. Veganaise on the other hand is very good, imo. Just wanted to warn you.

[TheWondermonk]

You crazed, tamale! But then again, I'm certifiable....Anyway, mayo is esp. creepy no matter how you go. I didn't eat it for over 12 years, but recently started consuming it on roast beef sandwiches! Horrid foods are awesome! Same thing with onions(did you know onions make you cry from the sulfuric gas they emit?) And sulfur bonds with iron in absorption, hence steak and eggs, onions and beef, etc. Also, sulfur is what gives popcorn it's distinctive smell, as well

[HorseSucker1]

Why dont you put that mayo in your tushy so your dad can then suck on it you dirty whore

[wondergal09]

where u touched as a child?

[hurleyGRANDE]

I LOVE MAYO!

[LuiBabe56982]

eww i dont like mayo at all!

[Lunto88]

i dont know what it is but it is somehow genius^^

[UntillDeathComes]

veganaise is amazing, I'll eat it all the time.

It's by follow your heart.

[BlindsideFlank]

How can you eat mayo like that!!??

[fantabulousx]

LOL

[MaxximParceQue]

is this like a cum joke or something 'cause im so confused

T_T

haha someone please elaborate on the mayonase!!!!!

[f0rkz]

Does "LITE" Mayo taste like regular Mayo?

All right there buddy.

[vsnobeck]

Your writers write very nice advertisements!

[broj8s8n79]

Nast!! What are you, Canadian...?

[amsterz14]

It tastes like that??? Holy cow...*goes to sniff the mayo*

[goose1077]

All I could think of was a certain health hazard that I heard happened at a Burger King once--the kind that could land someone in jail.

[f0rkz]

irrelevant troll is irrelevant

[the5regularguys]

Love that last line.

[allout327]

stoshie's just a negative asshole with a perverted mind LOL!!!!!

[allout327]

hell yeah that was a cool video in certain perspectives LMAO!!!! and i have come to a realization that this chick is not crazy at all but in fact very very smart ..............after all,if she wasnt smart you wouldnt be thinkin so hard after watchin her vid's......now would ya ??!!LOL!

[Stoshie]

"thinking"? Is that what you call it now?

I know *I* can think with one hand!

[elplaga45]

That means your a true Red Head Slut.

[blahzeiy242]

lol. Very funny.

[sexy6vamp]

Hey xnanno, She is not ugly at all, your just a jealous biotch.

[xnanno]

shit..!!! she is soo ugly... i feel she is very cheap .. hehehe

i believe in expensive ones..!!

[goose1077]

I think you are just saying she is ugly so that you stand out. It's either that your you have a poor ability to select good genes.

[imperfectmelodies]

IM SUBSCRIBED TO THAT GUY he's tony stockert

that's so weird

[sillygrl20]

shes soo pretty...

[Cannonfodder22]

so the question is does mayo taste like a certain kind of body-liquid?

[murldewaynegreen]

One beautiful little lady

[steveconn]

cute chick + thin plot = Youtube feature artist (ugh)

[jordnherd]

OMG I'm soo hungry right now, no horny...no hungry....no horny!!! yep thats it im horny lol

[dudu2526]

i've just gave u a comment about the ugly people ...so fuck u again ...and that guy is ugly =))) biach!!

[SwiftxBreeze]

LMFAO

[KarrieSmith]

Lol. Gross..!

[hannarocks10]

wtf is your damn problem.

you make the world a horrible place to be.

[Xiabuse]

is this the guy that was who you were talking about in your, "i loved his way" video?

[EyeeShare]

Lmao!Insane. So funny..

[Patdude1256]

bet you that guy actually came in the mayo and made her eat it

[marto1612]

wow tha gal doesnt taste cum in the mayo and the dude does. what does that say about him? :DDDD

[clustr]

what dose that say about me? "oh gosh" lol xD

[trexbarbecue]

Lol the "uhuh" phrase confirmed that dude is gay.

[xXxAnguLaxXx]

harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffff!!

i couldnt do that i would vomit!!

[ElectricSizzle]

Mayonaise Mmmmmmm............

[youngfuckinblood]

at first i thought maybe someone conserved their piss in mayo.. i don't know why.

but i'm guessing the mayo is supposed to be ike ANOTHER WHITE SUBSTAAAANCE. dirrty

[droogzombie]

haha tonys cool. i wish he was my friend.

[foxybliss]

haha spricket had cum

[SystemRejected]

Um how many ppl said gross or wtf .. just read the about this video. and you'll get it

[joebrueske]

old mayo.... yuuuuck! That's so gross!

[UnNOva]

Huh? I'm sooo Confused!

[ten4prod]

yup...ok then..........*leaves with dumb look on his face*

[hokeyxoxpokey]

okayyy.......

[jaredknightcom]

oh boy.

[KyleOmanMotorsports]

thats grose

[Summer9876]

is there cum in that

[Jimbo950]

im soo confused! what does this mean?

[69TaMere69]

Ha bud!

[free0tacos]

wtf? xDD

[brillyuntlydiskeyesd]

I think it's kind of like, when you've totally convinced yourself that everyone who meets you is as enchanted with you as you are with yourSELF, you don't really WANT or NEED to try to make SENSE, or a POINT. You figure, like this girl obviously does, that people adore you. At least she believes that, if no one ELSE does.

[harmonyyyJ]

agreed

[coke20x]

i dont know who u are trying to compare this sprinket girl to, but i think you're comments are smart and totally right on. you've obviously come accross girls like this yourself.

[jadegreece]

I wish i got it. :(

[VandallayIndustries]

You are better off not getting it....

[brillyuntlydiskeyesd]

Karen needs to go out with Michael Moore, eat tons of beans and pasta. Then immediately, they both should go on a LONG car trip, keeping the windows up tightly and the a/c off, all the while. Enjoy, Karen!

[cutesinger2]

i don't like mayo but i guess it was funny..... no wait is funny but I don't get it!

[mugflub]

This video is either G-rated or R-rated

[MoleSnyper]

aha... yah.

[coke20x]

Not saying that Kevin is completely inept but he's definitely scared of Karen. He's known her long enough that she's comfortable with him as some sort of friend/brother and he's been wanting to have sex with her since he's known her. Too bad for him that he's too much of a wuss. He may actually convince himself, sometimes, that he only wants her friendship. If he already has a g/f, he'd exchange her for Karen in a hot sec. He won't do anything though.

[VandallayIndustries]

I think that Kevin has done the deed, you can tell by the DNA stains on everything, and good for both of them! They are right about the mayonnaise, but it depends on the brand and the dude's diet also. Garlic and asparagus and some vitamins are not good for yummy mobile swimmers...

[coke20x]

wtf dude. how is that in any way a relevant reply to what i was saying?

[VandallayIndustries]

Sorry, sorry, I got my reply to someone else into the wrong place (I am new to youtube).

You are absolutely correct that my reply was not relevant to your item, and I apologize.

Are you still mad?

I am not that bad.

Just new...

[droogzombie]

lol their relationship isnt like some dawsons creek-alike american tv show relationship. dude.

[DoryanGrey18]

iloveiloveilove you!!! You know, i`m soooooooo gay, but ur sooooooo hardcore! iluvya.^^

do you wanna merry me? please answer=) if your reponse is a video i would be the happiest gay in world.

(excuse my bad english^^)

kizzes,

Sascha

[sorrymo]

lol halarious.

[fuckmook22]

why do u hate her so much?

[jadedbutterflie]

OMG! That was gross...this coming from a condiment-aphobe.

[Saruman1000]

You should try my mayo.

[HrdCreSk8r]

'but i like it what does that say about me' "oh gosh" rofl

[juicr500]

Don't worry about liking it, Karen. It's good for you.

Tony, how would you know? Too funny.

[wofwaf]

I get it now this vid.lol american pie series.

[wofwaf]

I don't think anyone should keep mayonaise for more than a week in the jar that is.Don't even try it out! just trow it out! Peanut butter and mayonnaise is junk you nver know whats in it.

Ican eat eggs but just one drop of mayonnaise i get a really weird reaction to almost pass out and vomit.

[HrdCreSk8r]

lol, you make some pretty awesome vids! :3

[ichormosquito]

You make the best videos.

[dan18rx]

he probably cum on that thing and making her eat it, no doubt

[Happydoedoe]

this makes me ROFL

[N1ghtshdow]

hmm...how much lite mayo is actually in that jar?...lol...drop dead funny ^^

[basssrutten]

wow

[seanhive]

ahahaha i didn't get it until the "yeah but i like it, what does that say about me?"

nice. and sexy. congratulations i now see karen as a sexual creature for whom to prey upon.

you too tony. be afraid.

[kayw131]

i dont get what they where saying but it was funny anyway

[rupsle232]

lolz i dont get it but its funny!!!!

[Fergatron]

Hiliarious... I thought it was a "white people love mayo" thing at first, but then I read the description and Laughed Out Loud! Very funny clip, and I realized I'm a racist (joke).

[sagas599]

im consitraning on here boobs

[PAAL323]

That's a Dick thing to say.

[leigh0019]

BAHAHAHAHA!!! That's frickin hilarious!! I watched it first and i was like, OH MY GOH you guys! and then i read the description. I'm blonde, it's an ilness i was born with. To help support me through these tough times, send your money to '1800 rok my sox'

[TheJoJoJoJoe]

Randomness is key and you two are holding the keychain with most of them on it~

wait... that was kinda random, I must have a key, lemme in!!!

[greenbagel1975]

so weird i love it!!

[NATATAS101]

AHHHHHHHHHH WAT WAS THAT :)

[megalisstudio]

night of the living dead!!! yes

[mrbulencia]

my favourite

[SAILINJUNKIE]

GOT TURKEY????

[cydlys]

LMAO

[heartbrokenlovely]

Lmfao. That was so funny... and I dunno why. o_O

[zenmaster47]

zenmaster47 hides his face in shame.

[emmax556]

nice....

[Greenkey23]

I have no idea what this was about, but I can't stop laughing. XD I get a kick out of you 2 eating it, Mmmm...? haha... The eyeballing at the end is greatness.

[Pikacherry]

omg 0_0...

[Caldree]

Tony's my hero. Very well scripted.

[thevillagejoke]

haha

i love it

[colinop]

Congrats, now the whole world knows that you like to eat jizz. Very hot!

[alwaysopen]

HAHAHAHA!!!

[princeriden]

wtf is it cock cream or what

[s14sr]

Ahhh, yeah....O.K.

[ACTORDAVIDTRAN]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! Out of a spoon!

[wildcatnwt]

hey puffmongo learn to spell america! that just tells you AMERICA SUCKS ASS.......

CANADA FTW!

[proffmongo]

EEEWW!!! You're a freak!!! You like lite mayo!!! That's unAmarican!!!! Damnit!!! I had such high hopes for you!!

At of respect I won't make jokes about you dating a man with low body fat.

[babablacksheep125]

Where do you buy your mayo?

[WhiteOutLife]

I am pretty sure you are my hero

[mambobici]

is it jizz?

[spinningstarr]

lmao

[srexine19]

that guys cute

[zenmaster47]

Is this video suggesting mayonnaise tastes like sperm?

I don't get it.

[spricket24]

No. NOt at all you pervert! LOL!  ;P

[Zecalran]

Is that your bro???

[battlebauble]

Tried once. Never again!

[jualldo]

all i can say is i'd like to lick sprickets red spricket covered in the mayo..lite or regular

[Arbiter567]

this guy is tony stockert, and he's pretty fuckin awesome. is that giz in their mayo?

[sharonafox1]

I am a Mayo expert. If it's Bestfoods (Hellman's east of the Mississippi) there is a giant difference between regular and LITE. Love regular (great taste, airy texture). The taste and texture of LITE is not worthy of being spread on food (terrible taste and the texture of slime). Ugh don't ruin your sandwhich with LITE even if you are on a diet. It isn't worth the pain.

[freitasex]

i love it, you should post it on Stickam if you have time.

[PaulsTube]

Why are people assuming that the guy in this video is gay? Are they saying that any guy who hangs out with Karen eventually turns gay? The opposite is true. Why look at me... I was a flaming homo and now thanks to Sprickety-goodness, I'm more heterosexual than a thousand miniature ponies.

[Smocky5]

NOTHING is more heterosexual than ponies! What's the matter with you?

[spricket24]

I think unicorns are not heterosexual at all.

[Smocky5]

Fine! Then you're just a big, fat, stupid unicorn, so there.... I'm sorry, you're not fat. On the plus side, unicorns typically make the best fuzzy posters, and wear the nicest hats.

[h2h2h2h2]

The gay comment was a joke bud. But that's of you to admit you were once a "flaming homo" before watching Karens videos. :) But anyways who knows who the dude is in the video. Could very well be her brother or husband or both ;)

[PaulsTube]

oooo oooo oooo.... Now do it with mustard!

[h2h2h2h2]

Who's this unshaven dude in her video's now?

[xMrBrown]

i like how it looks.. rugged :D

[h2h2h2h2]

Yea it's kinda like mine.. when I haven't shaved for a couple days.

[h2h2h2h2]

Well I'm just going to take a wild guess and assume it's her gay friend. ;)

[Kratz01]

lol

[belreakay]

You are an ugly, red-headed step child.

[homeschoolNinja]

You had me squirming after about 15 seconds, knew where that was going, uuaahh!

[BottleOfCola]

i think i might puke

[kickboxgrrl]

Hey chad5161,

I bet you were referring to Spricket's vid "Ugly People" - eh?

And, I didn't notice that you said ANYTHING about anyone being gay - serialkilia18 seems to have brought that in. =)

[MerryCam]

Oh my god, I do hope they didn't really spoon that into their mouths?!

[anomis93]

hee hee,i love mayo....what does that make me???

[shortattentionspan1]

the curse of rumer-mongering is so expertly diplayed here 5 yes five stars,,,,,

[kaylarae007]

Check out my latest vid "Pale Blue Dot" because I think the word should get spread out about how we are the only ones who can change the future!

[HispanicImpression]

Fucking hell... are you attractive... you're the most beautiful femal being I've seen this month, not only on real life, but also in magazines, TV, and on i-net... O_o'' ...

[spricket24]

so I'm reading these comments and I'm a little shocked that people think this is sexual! LOL! Whatever! You can think whatever you want! I think it's funnier now!

[pat637]

HEY! OMG IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME THAT YoU'RE LIKE THE GINGER VERSION OF LUCYinLA LOLOLOL! OMG But could it be that Lucy is the brunette version of you? Hmm..

[Combat18ohio]

i encourage you to date tony, and stop fucking niggers before u pump out a half breed

[jjfytegfdst]

What the fuck, Tony Stockert fucking sucks, and so do you now for hanging with him.

[Combat18ohio]

buddy atleast she isnt hanging out with niggers

[tonystockert]

...k

[McNerget]

All I can say is that this woman is beautiful. I don't get the video really, but my god she is lovely.

[oppositronic]

the implication is that the mayo is tainted with some mystery substance, possibly ejaculate, as it bears marked resemblance to mayonnaise, as well as an established social parallel

[Irishmade19]

Karen it takes too long for your videos to air. You should do one a week. You tube has been so frickin boring. Come on, talk to us!

[scottbos68]

oooh shes sexy

[Lohengrin888]

It is easy to tell you recently had sex

[DookofHDP]

I was wondering about that -- they're both glowing! Go Spricket! Go Tony!

Do you think they recorded it?!?

[joytriangle]

I use lite :D

[stealth5976]

lol

[13barmor]

not a fan of the ladies are ya chad?

[razielwithreaver]

ok...?

[thelowegang]

BTW, nice butt!

[xipodchickx]

Hay I think your movies are great but i was wondering wat program do you use to do your special effects could you do a video post to tell me please thanx i would really apriciate it.

[neverababy]

nice one centurion, like it

[bmd66]

Eh, well I guess you can't always have a good video...

Nice try though. Stay away from guys with dumb ideas.

[trance609]

What the f?  LMAO

[MarcusKratosFenix]

Lite mayo don't taste like regular mayo. It's an acquired taste. :)