Just been reading her book "Can't Stand Up For Sitting Down" and it was interesting to read the background of this performance, and how she approached her early steps into comedy.
I thought my slumberland orthopaedic bed was going to be very comfortable when I bought it,'cos the man in the shop said to me "on this bed,you'll sleep like a baby",I didn't realise this would mean I'd wake up crying every 5minutes and wetting the bed 4 times a night.Of course the continuous nocturnal winging and the incontinence didn't go down a treat with the boyfriend,he left me. HAHAHA jo brand sooooooo funny I said this today in school and made every1 laugh I even used the bored pissed of
@NatWest14 Am I a sad miserable gargoyle? No. I'm an intelligent sentient being. I also have extraordinary good taste, that is to say I dont find that jelly on legs Brand to be even remotely funny. Lets face it, jokes about eating and fucking with a liberal sprinkling of misandry have been done to death.
@sail1948 They HAVE been done to death, but on the new alt. comedy circuit in the 80s, it was a breath of fresh air. Bad habits die hard, though I feel her new stuff is slightly more versatile.. yet still a little chunky. Excuse the pun.
In all seriousness though, the amount of people who give reasons for not liking her "fat and unfunny". Why does fat come into the equation for a reason not to like her?
Get over your ideas of image perfection and crawl out of Atkins' arsehole.
@Oohyoutouchmytalala Oh The diet Atkins. I think I'm right in saying his diet eventually killed him. Theres a lesson there for Brand just not sure what it is.
@throttlejockey77 shes the fucking buisness you bastard, i hope you've taken into account that this is her first tv appearance so shes bound to be fucking nervous
I also heard a segment of a radio interview where she states its impossible to be racist against white people. Wierd. She could have fooled me. Grew up white in a majority black and latin community, wasn't easy to say the least. She should probably stick comedy not social issues.
Could she have been making reference to a predominantly white society? I would consider it a sad, but true statement if it were in reference to where I live.
what's with....all the....pauses? and i can't believe we just watched 6 minutes of the exact same speech pattern for every single sentence! having said that i do like the current jo brand
I heard on the radio yesterday, that she used to use this monotonous tone so she could remember what she was gonna say better - and she was nervous alot.
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no...Jimmy Carr is about seventy four thousand times better than Jo Brand. She drags out the same old jokes about how she doesn't like her husband and she goes on about herown weight and it's just so repetitive and listless. she's not a good comedian in my books.
Her technique is awesome... I love the monotone voice it so suits her for some reason... although a few (very few) of the jokes seem a bit dated I think she did amazingly well for 1986. She seems like a very progressive comic.. although I could just be talking out my arse what do I know?
jesus fucking christ. she is an awful, awful woman. Shit stirrer too. Remember the classic 'farting the Albanian National Anthem' joke. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones you fat fuck
Interesting to see how her style has developed - it seems a little too monotone here and her intonations are repetitive, but her more recent performances have the nonchalant sarcasm carried off to perfection.
I get that it's part of her act, but the monotone delivery gets slightly annoying. It sounds like she's announcing the football results on radio 5live.
The intonation, I actually quite like it :D It makes her sound bored and sarcastic in a funny way. Teenage girls talk like that these days, don't they.
I absolutely love Jo Brand, she came to where I live to do a show live but I didn't go because i'm an ID-EE-UTT
This is one of the funniest sketches I have ever seen. I almost died with laughter at the "setting sail" comment. Her dry humour tickles me in exactly the right place.
Jo is a very funny woman but why on earth did she sound like she was reading the pools results? I was fully expecting to hear "Hibernian 2 Queens park rangers 0"
No Scurtiss I was just thinking of queen of the south. I knew there was queen something on the pools table coz i've heard it when the telly's been on in the background. And it definitely wasn't queen victoria lol
Just been reading her book "Can't Stand Up For Sitting Down" and it was interesting to read the background of this performance, and how she approached her early steps into comedy.
DistantCousin 2 weeks ago
funny, i never laughed as hard as i did to this. but i dont really find her as hilarious in contemporary things.
ischa91 1 month ago
Definatly just you gerard you stinkin fenian tramp
nealcollins2006 2 months ago
Is it just me or has she got hotter as she got older?
Gerardomalley 2 months ago
she's not the sea monster, she's my hero[ine]
jumpyourbone 8 months ago 5
tho' i agree about the announcer-voice, dang it she has stage presence, and through stillness, too!
MrTonyInchpractice 8 months ago
I love her voice, but in this video she talks like an announcer
eggypegles 10 months ago 2
good evening I'm the sea monster :p
mulrine83 11 months ago 3
I thought my slumberland orthopaedic bed was going to be very comfortable when I bought it,'cos the man in the shop said to me "on this bed,you'll sleep like a baby",I didn't realise this would mean I'd wake up crying every 5minutes and wetting the bed 4 times a night.Of course the continuous nocturnal winging and the incontinence didn't go down a treat with the boyfriend,he left me. HAHAHA jo brand sooooooo funny I said this today in school and made every1 laugh I even used the bored pissed of
gagalover2k10 11 months ago
Talentless Pork
sbasey 11 months ago
@sbasey Boring.
Dave70100 8 months ago
@sbasey Boring comment.
Dave70100 8 months ago
she reminds me of my aunt for some reason.
Jo is rather funny
cluenobody 1 year ago
I remember watching this when it was first on TV.
I was breast feeding my son at the time and I laughed so much he kept getting milk squirted in his eye.
Poor lamb.
He is 6 foot 5 now so no harm done.
sandgrownen 1 year ago 23
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An amorphous blob. An unfunny tub of lard.
sail1948 1 year ago
@sail1948 are you a sad, miserable gargoyle??
NatWest14 1 year ago
@NatWest14 Am I a sad miserable gargoyle? No. I'm an intelligent sentient being. I also have extraordinary good taste, that is to say I dont find that jelly on legs Brand to be even remotely funny. Lets face it, jokes about eating and fucking with a liberal sprinkling of misandry have been done to death.
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CelluloidGrrl 1 year ago
@sail1948 They HAVE been done to death, but on the new alt. comedy circuit in the 80s, it was a breath of fresh air. Bad habits die hard, though I feel her new stuff is slightly more versatile.. yet still a little chunky. Excuse the pun.
In all seriousness though, the amount of people who give reasons for not liking her "fat and unfunny". Why does fat come into the equation for a reason not to like her?
Get over your ideas of image perfection and crawl out of Atkins' arsehole.
CelluloidGrrl 1 year ago 2
@CelluloidGrrl Crawl out of Atkins arsehole?!! I'm not familiar with anyone named Atkins so it follows that I'm not familiar with her/his arsehole.
sail1948 1 year ago
@sail1948 I assume s/he means Robert atkins, the creator of the famous diet m'love.
Oohyoutouchmytalala 1 year ago
@Oohyoutouchmytalala Oh The diet Atkins. I think I'm right in saying his diet eventually killed him. Theres a lesson there for Brand just not sure what it is.
sail1948 1 year ago
@sail1948 But they hadn't in 1986 dimwit.
Dave70100 8 months ago
@Dave70100 Hadnt what?
sail1948 8 months ago
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@sail1948 But they hadn't in 1986 dimwit.
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CelluloidGrrl 1 year ago
good evening i am the sea monster!
mrmalade 1 year ago
boring
LoviingRap 1 year ago
...and ate it. <3
mdincaa3 1 year ago
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Woman are immoral and arn't funny...ever
brawlerwoods 1 year ago
@brawlerwoods Learn to spell Nimrod!
TravellingMan79 1 year ago
wow she was so deadpan wen she started out. Gotta love her!
filmgeek22 1 year ago
fucking brilliant!
naobe5 1 year ago 5
@throttlejockey77 shes the fucking buisness you bastard, i hope you've taken into account that this is her first tv appearance so shes bound to be fucking nervous
666jimmysmusicgirl 1 year ago 3
Jo actually performed as "The Sea Monster" for a few years.
GordonMorrice 1 year ago
She's very deadpan here, and sounds a bit like a bingo announcer. She's much more casual now.
MrHeslopian 1 year ago
Wow I never watched her at the beginning, here she's much more monotonous (than she still is)
Sawrattan 1 year ago
Jo, I loved going to your shows when I lived in the UK - wish you would visit and do a show in Sydney.
krob2003 1 year ago
she sounds like a bingo caller :')
not an insult though! , she is my idol (L)
daniellecusworth6 2 years ago 4
She was funny then, and STILL is now.
LightLife4 2 years ago 5
I like her, but here she like ends every sentence with the same kind of like 'tone', if that makes sense? It gets annoying after a while.
ilovehellokitty92 2 years ago 3
@ilovehellokitty92.
It's an upwards inflection. It gets annoying yes!
martinnitus 2 years ago
If you read her book 'Look back in hunger' she says it's because it's because she didn't know how to deliver the jokes.
LightLife4 1 year ago 4
@ilovehellokitty92
"like" is annoying too ;) only kidding.
if you watch her now she doesn't do that tone so much anymore.
Sawrattan 1 year ago
I also heard a segment of a radio interview where she states its impossible to be racist against white people. Wierd. She could have fooled me. Grew up white in a majority black and latin community, wasn't easy to say the least. She should probably stick comedy not social issues.
freakboy2891 2 years ago
Could she have been making reference to a predominantly white society? I would consider it a sad, but true statement if it were in reference to where I live.
00ztheman 2 years ago
Good point.
freakboy2891 2 years ago
Actually freakboy2891 she can. There is BOTH freedom of speech AND opinion.
LightLife4 2 years ago
what's with....all the....pauses? and i can't believe we just watched 6 minutes of the exact same speech pattern for every single sentence! having said that i do like the current jo brand
emmawrighttome 2 years ago
1988 actually.
andrewscottuk 2 years ago
OMG I SAW HER TODAY IN SUPERMARKET!
touristinfo121 2 years ago 5
I heard on the radio yesterday, that she used to use this monotonous tone so she could remember what she was gonna say better - and she was nervous alot.
cockingasnook 2 years ago
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wow, she's always been rubbish?
conawillvlog 2 years ago
Jimmy Carr doesn't come anywhere near Jo Brand, he never will. Jo Brand is hilarious!
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no...Jimmy Carr is about seventy four thousand times better than Jo Brand. She drags out the same old jokes about how she doesn't like her husband and she goes on about herown weight and it's just so repetitive and listless. she's not a good comedian in my books.
FazAndAdz 2 years ago
omg shes so ace.
Xx
ProopaluciousBitch 2 years ago 5
the Cambridge Diet OMG! HAHAHAA
kunstinflammen 2 years ago 5
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Ah this is awful! Her jokes are all the same she's basically got one joke and polishes it with her children later on.
Myinfamy DON'T compare her to Jimmy Carr his jokes are clever,layered and well deliverd and funny while Jo Brand's depressive and self obsessed.
Windowpanebunny 2 years ago
The female Jimmy Carr... delivers deadpan monotone observations about daily life which firmly places her in comedy manna territory.
myinfamy 2 years ago
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I hate her, she's just not funny
hacaha 2 years ago
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What a great big fat mysogynistic unfunny tub of lard.
sail1948 2 years ago
A misogynist is someone who has a hatred of women you retard.
EedDeryi 2 years ago 9
it should be misandrist
tingttting 2 years ago
yep that's the word. I don't consider her to be though, just the way people like Jimmy Carr etc aren't mysogynists
EedDeryi 2 years ago
good evening, i am the sea monster!
openheartzoo 2 years ago 3
WOW! That was awesome! Great comic genius in there!
strav12 2 years ago
this is brillaint, i love her style, the slower speech is great
Zakith21 2 years ago
mostly her dead pan delivery!!! lol
cinnamonteak 2 years ago
Her technique is awesome... I love the monotone voice it so suits her for some reason... although a few (very few) of the jokes seem a bit dated I think she did amazingly well for 1986. She seems like a very progressive comic.. although I could just be talking out my arse what do I know?
slowloris 2 years ago 3
your not talking out your arse lmfao. Your completely right :)
J3NiiC 2 years ago
She was brilliant from Day 1
houtakiboy 2 years ago 3
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Woman are still not funny.
leafmutt 2 years ago
Mmm. You could just be a fucking idiot.
EedDeryi 2 years ago 3
my god, thank god she sorted out her vocal pattern..this is really irritating.
really like her now tho
RedCircusGirl 2 years ago 2
It's weirdly melodic though. I like it. But you're right, she's better now.
beastybeatsy 2 years ago 2
is it only me, or is her voice just beautiful? :) i love it.
weselefigara 2 years ago 49
OMG she looks so different...I LOVE JO she is amazing!
frickinradical 2 years ago 6
I love her!!!
furyplum44 2 years ago 7
she seems very nervous but the deadpan way it comes across works to her advantage. I think this is from 1988 rather than 86
scarletmarie22 2 years ago 9
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Whoever told her she was funny was a liar Like watching ice melt
cpnstav 3 years ago
Then why did you watch the video then..? -_-;
MrJak925 3 years ago 4
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Jo Brand is full of shit! Ha, ha!
electriciansmate 3 years ago
This is absolutely hilarious!
MrsLovett112 3 years ago 10
Brilliant! :)
BigJoe2711 3 years ago 6
excellent
PlavOciZena 3 years ago 4
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jo brand is not funny.
n7nzr8 3 years ago
v good
MaximumMartin 3 years ago 6
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jesus fucking christ. she is an awful, awful woman. Shit stirrer too. Remember the classic 'farting the Albanian National Anthem' joke. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones you fat fuck
1ngerland 3 years ago
shut up shes JKS
snipergoth 3 years ago
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Fat ,ugly, shit then. Now more fat, more ugly and shitter.
electriciansmate 3 years ago
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Jo Brand fat unfunny ugly bird & defender of Golliwogs.
bbcLiberalBoy 3 years ago
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Bring back Carol Thatcher
spencer010973 3 years ago
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crap
dearchap 3 years ago
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crap
dearchap 3 years ago
Well done JO!!
Good performance off camera too by the way!
DEFACTO9 3 years ago
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What a load of bollocks
loopylou007 3 years ago
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Dont waste your time on him.
krlek87 3 years ago
what idiot marked this comment as spam?
antarcticdirtclod 3 years ago
Interesting to see how her style has developed - it seems a little too monotone here and her intonations are repetitive, but her more recent performances have the nonchalant sarcasm carried off to perfection.
Harkz0r 3 years ago 5
jo brand is fab.......
bzylizzy 3 years ago 2
this some funny shit
lukemsnboi 3 years ago 3
OMG she FUCKING hilarious!!!
vim92 3 years ago 6
I'm goin to see her in December can't wait!! will be one life ambition acheived, next on the list: meet Stephen Fry! :P
QuornishxXx 3 years ago 8
She looks like David Mitchell in this clip.
GatorM 3 years ago 2
She does lmao. Love em both though :D I'm glad she doesn't do the whole gap inbetween thing now
QuornishxXx 3 years ago 3
this can't be from 1986 friday night live didn't start till 1988 and ended in the same year
spittingimage4005 3 years ago
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boring
spittingimage4005 3 years ago
Less boring than all those overly enthousiastic and supposedly very excited dumb American stand-up comedians.
Plutonar 3 years ago 11
lmao ahahahahaha i want more comedians like this nowadays, they dont make em like this anymore
henenp 3 years ago 7
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men right are so bad at sex right
bpmacd 3 years ago
We sat next to her at The Gielgud (sp?) Theatre when we went to see "God of Carnage!"
She said Happy Birthday to my Dad! Yey!
MvyMkr 3 years ago
I get that it's part of her act, but the monotone delivery gets slightly annoying. It sounds like she's announcing the football results on radio 5live.
unstoppableforce 3 years ago
I think self-deprecating humour is great.
If you like Jo Brand, try on Debra DiGiovanni.
310BPM 3 years ago 8
thanks for the tip!
errafloater 3 years ago
lol
"i didnt think it would mean that i would wake up every 5 mins crying "
sazzyboo1 3 years ago 5
Good Evening I'm the Sea Monster
batmanofni 3 years ago 6
lol she is so awesome
xeniast 3 years ago 5
What did I say, I as only quoting Jo. I think she's brilliant.
batmanofni 3 years ago
Jo is the best, I need more!:)
QueerSwede 3 years ago 2
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She should of varied her jokes, so they werent just about her weight, and that accent was soo annoying.
ElziiKandii 3 years ago
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prefer her on QI, dont think a whole routine should be based on how fat you are. You can do better than that jo
boscowally 4 years ago
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she stole that first joke from Lee Evans
ravenousxxtoxin 4 years ago
how the fuck did she steal it of lee evans when this is clearly in the 80s and evans never became famous until mid 90s
RickOShea123 4 years ago 36
Would that be the same Lee Evans who stole the whole of Norman Wisdom's act?
TheReverendMaxRipple 4 years ago 24
I love all the "stealing" jibes... even Shakespeare wasn't original, there's only so many ways to tell a joke.
FulchesterUnited 3 years ago 6
you're dumb ravenousxxfoxin
christiandbutor 3 years ago 9
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i hate the accent shes using. arghhhhh!
Bobmcd0 4 years ago
She's a lot prettier nowadays. In fact, she is quite attractive now. Not here though... OH NO
dragonlee90 4 years ago 7
Aboslutely hilarious - Jo Brand is the queen of sarcasm and bitching!!!
carriesking 4 years ago 19
she definitely got better at it... her intonation is weird! good to look back at history though, now and then.
oyagain 4 years ago 3
The intonation, I actually quite like it :D It makes her sound bored and sarcastic in a funny way. Teenage girls talk like that these days, don't they.
masameus 4 years ago 4
she is mint
nicolaristhebest 4 years ago 2
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I just can't watch her because I find her disgusting. (She must have fat people warts)
p.s. (You get them when your fat rubs against itself)
FazAndAdz 4 years ago
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Wow you should probably be put down... Do you have a gun ?
auroraginga 3 years ago
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wow. i really hate this human. she is the epitome of tedious.
johnjohn187 4 years ago
I love Jo Brand but she's looking like morticia adams (with a haircut) and how she speaking is like my local bingo caller in town!
gaypanda 4 years ago
I absolutely love Jo Brand, she came to where I live to do a show live but I didn't go because i'm an ID-EE-UTT
This is one of the funniest sketches I have ever seen. I almost died with laughter at the "setting sail" comment. Her dry humour tickles me in exactly the right place.
LOVE YOU JO
MintyPonse 4 years ago 7
HILARIOUS!
hotrodII 4 years ago 2
Jo is a very funny woman but why on earth did she sound like she was reading the pools results? I was fully expecting to hear "Hibernian 2 Queens park rangers 0"
bubbletelescope 4 years ago 2
EI love it. It sounds like a poem...
beastybeatsy 4 years ago
when do qpr play hibernian? they are from different countries!
mtrengland 4 years ago
I have no idea and I don't play the pools so I guess i'm no Jo Brand.
bubbletelescope 4 years ago
could be in the Texaco Cup
SCurtiss88 4 years ago
No Scurtiss I was just thinking of queen of the south. I knew there was queen something on the pools table coz i've heard it when the telly's been on in the background. And it definitely wasn't queen victoria lol
bubbletelescope 4 years ago
or even a uefa competiton
or you even could have been thinking of the Scottish team "Queen's Park" rather than Queen's Park Rangers
SCurtiss88 4 years ago
I don't know hun i'm just making excuses for myself lol to avoid appearing thick
bubbletelescope 4 years ago
JO BRAND IS THE BEST!!! She makes me laugh like Lee evans does, you two my fav comedians! good on ya jo jo
xavina2k7 4 years ago 7
ok its all about her being fat but c'mon, id love to see you right stuff 1% as funny as that, lol
Well done jo brand lol
Fraud01 4 years ago 2
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Like Dawn French she has one joke: I am fat and ugly.
wow, there is not a lot of comic innovation or originality there. This is a waste of bandwidth.
higang 4 years ago
Jo is the best, it's really great to see this!
Mikaelia 4 years ago 4
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i really didnt think this was funny! ok ur fat!GET OVER IT!!!
xoxhanddisease 4 years ago
least she can make fun of herself
jalomy 4 years ago 2
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yea fair enuff,but she just takes it 2 a hole udr level,she makes her hole act abou it!it gets old
xoxhanddisease 4 years ago
and you're an idiot but nobody's perfect, are they?
FaerieCrone 4 years ago 2
luv jo she was hilarious on schools out wen she sed her kids were called del boy and gorilla
emmalousmith123 4 years ago
Oh My Gosh !
This is brill, where on earth did you find this ?
She did look rather scared, but look at what she turned into !
sozishere 4 years ago
She's really great, but her tone of voice just seems to loop from low - mid - high - low - mid - high, etc... But she's better now.
MustaPerhonen 4 years ago 2
I read in 'Sunshine on Putty' by Ben Thompson that this monotone was due purely to stage fright..she was'nt as calm as she looked!
benlu123 4 years ago
who care is she was calm or not long as she funny xd
dannyboy666999 4 years ago
Absolutely!
vervoid345 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Love her.
QueerSwede 4 years ago
Jo is `what you see is what you get` kind of lady, she is so blunt, honest and naturally funny, thanks again for this!!
mrtreevers 4 years ago 2
Jo is amazing :)
KazekFuturi 4 years ago 2
Oh. My. Total. God.
I absolutely LOVE Jo! I was crying with laughter!!
thank you so much!
xxxxxxxxx
MintyPonse 4 years ago
OMG i thought id seen all jo's stuff but i never seen this! How excellent! Thanks for sharing :D
kavvy528 4 years ago