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  • hey it is the same guy on "part of that world."

  • The funniest thing about this video is the notion that Pat would try to go to a club by himself.

  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIESSSSSSSSSSS­SSSS

  • Journal entry day 1: i begin my hunt for misspresidents comment hoping the search would be short and simple

  • @KingCrescent75 Captains log, entry #1: I had to point out your grammar fail by mixing present and past tenses, namely "I begin" - Present. "hoping the search would" - Past.

    Either "I began the search" or "hoping the search will be".

  • @TehFiishy Your grammatics skills are top notch, good sir knight, but you lack the depth to evaluate the semantics.

    Please notice how hoping marks a new scentence. Hoping is the active form of "I had hope". Notice also how the true mistake of the other commentator was the lack of a comma after "comment". To further prove my semantics endeavour, please consider that his hope is what gives him will to search.

  • @GPazosL -high fives- thanks for handling that troll for me.

  • Hurry, someone disagree with me!!!

  • @NotATubeSurfer I disagree.

  • This short video is amazing. I don't find it humorous like everyone else, but I do find it astounding.

  • My birthday is december 26.

  • I can see why this club is called "Clever"

  • Lol i love pat and streeter together .

  • Evil exists cause its our punishment for sin

  • @WolfN931 nope it exist because of tacos

  • @WolfN93 evil exists because we let it exist.

  • I GOT TURTLE.

  • so....what did he drop at the end? i thought it was fake ids

  • @pillowman10 just cards out of his wallet I think.

  • Lets all satisfy our egos by shoving our opinions down eachother's throats. Because that really gets people to consider our side, right?

  • @23skidoonk Right? Because we all know that if there's one place where serious debates should be had, it's Youtube.

  • @23skidoonk pretty sure you won with that comment

  • ...Sekirei came on as my advertisement.. got a hard on.. had to leave.

  • da ho0k3er tR1eD to bit uR toNge Of ..?

  • I think I should get a job as a bouncer.

  • i always treat women equally 2 us guy just last night i knocked my girlfriends teeth out........... i am not a sexist

  • screw equality i dont want a vagina

  • ‎‎"now some may call it Hedonism, I call it carpe diem"

  • That's my birthday!

  • @TheTrojantroy But, IF the situation is such that the woman is the breadwinner in the family, gender discrimination on finance (for SOME jobs) can be very frustrating.

  • @misspresident95 it doesn't exist. The income gap exists for married families on an average. In most scenarios they make the equal amount of money.

  • @jerz211 You make a very good point - I have to agree , especially on the idea of the court favouring women - often, custody of children during divorce if given (sometimes unfairly) to the mother (hence rights groups like Fathers For Justice in the UK).

  • not sure whats with all the feminism debates buttttt i thought this was a great sketch

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  • I -3 pat!!!

  • We weren't created as equals. A man and a woman complete each other as much as they depend on each other. There is no equality, just balance. So women, please do not try to act like men, you're cut out for different things and men, please respect the women and care for them as they deserve. That's how nature intended (or God..)

  • @moocher2121 If anyone, no matter what gender, even makes just a dollar, that in itself is a rip-off.

  • @misspresident95 woman who do better jobs get payed better.

    that's just how it is in NZ :P

  • @misspresident95 Divorce laws, domestic disputes, sexual harrassment/abuse laws and military criteria are often favourable to women. We're not against equality for women, but they should work on the others too, instead of just focusing on improving the finance area.

    If we're to be equals, lets be fully equal in all aspects.

  • @misspresident95 If the guy is expected to provide for the family, then he must be paid more. There are many social aspects that favor women, therefore their must be aspects that favor men to even it out.

  • @misspresident95 But it's impossible for women to make equal salary because when you give birth to a child and raise it you'll have to stop working for a year or two, meanwhile the husband will continue to work and raise up the ladder to gain higher salary.

  • @narutofan190249 Not all women have children, and most of those who do work at the same time.

  • @narutofan190249 But a man and a woman can have the same job (and this has been tested) work the same hours the same days with the same projects and yet men still get payed more it is a law they should be created equal and yet still woman are payed and treated worse its not cause they have to take time off it is the pay check that is different.Also men have gotten promotions faster than woman

  • @superdpat A lot of the pay difference is down to men being more assertive than women. Men are more likely to ask for a pay rise and a promotion thus more likely to get it.

  • @misspresident95 Ya I tryed explaining that point in class and I was called sexist for it and tolled to be quiet :/

  • @kjfhgbkjhfbv be quiet sexist

  • @misspresident95 But shouldn't the playing field be leveled in other ways that don't involve barfights and things like that? For example, shouldn't the common courtesies be for everybody, like girls can open doors for guys, and girls have to hang out with guys' friends, etc?

  • @misspresident95 You are sticking to the stereotypes by saying men are the brawn and the women are the brain. Therefore your arguement about opinions being formed along stereotypes is invalid.

  • @MrGiantenemycrab The original comment I made was in reply to someone who based his argument along those lines... that was why I said that.

  • @misspresident95 If it was, than you just restated his comment.

  • @MrGiantenemycrab Actually, she said men are the brawn but we all have brains.

  • @iLuckyyy I know, that is what I said. That is being stereotypical.

  • @MrGiantenemycrab That men are the brawn? True, it is stereotypical, but also biologically true. Her following point didnt have anything to do with men being the brawn though..

  • @MrGiantenemycrab Me be agree with wit girl.

  • @misspresident95 Thank you so much! I'm tired of women saying "You're a sexist if you aren't a feminist!"

  • @misspresident95 the only job you may possibly be better at is making a sandwich in the kitchen

  • @misspresident95 What can women do better than men? The only situation where sex could have any correlation with job performance would be in a labor job that requires muscle where men would be better... Other than that it completely depends on the individual.

  • @misspresident95 so you (woman) want to be treated equally in terms of finance huh? then how come you never split the bill on a date?

  • @domanddev some of us do, some don't, and some pay for the guy sometimes

  • @sicilychan wait, are you Sicilian?

  • @domanddev part Sicilian, not full

  • @misspresident95 you have a computer in the kitchen?

  • @misspresident95 listen I believe in equality in all example therefore one must count all disabilities for it to be truly equal however I also believe that stereotypes are also not terrible so long as they are equal as well and I know that somewhere their are equally painful stereotypes about men. I also believe that alot of the world is equal in its equality for example if you can get into bars (above video) (there are more examples its just early) we should also have an advantage. right?

  • @misspresident95 what makes treating men with 'weaker' brainpower equally ok but not treating women with 'weaker' body equally? Is equality even a realistic goal anyway?

  • @misspresident95 If you want equality it has to be in all aspects of life, you can't pick and choose.

  • @m.president asking for equality when it favors one gender is ironically sexist. That is the point of gender-equality, you don't look at physical traits at an average because doing so would ignore the individual. Woman who are good at material arts will get treated as if they are weak, men who work in a job which requires brainpower and don't train their body will have to deal with high expectations, even though they are not as strong as some woman. This is just special pleading

  • @misspresident95 Exactly! I'm glad I finally meet someone who agrees with me on this issue.

  • I do hate these kind of bouncers, like who the hell do they think they are.

  • happy birthday pat

  • yeah it's awesome being a women

  • "feminism is the idea that both sexes should be treated equal by focusing on the problems of one of them."TJ

  • Carlos Mencia was right. Women don't want to be treated equally they want to be treated as women, just under the disguise of equality.

  • its funny when woman say they want to be treated equally face it we men cant go around and get into bar fights with you because you would cry and get hurt thats why it's illegal to hit woman and alot of woman cant do the same jobs as men like killing someone in war now i do know that some do go out to war but alot do not so face stop being a bitch and complaining face facts we wont be equal

  • @Dante2550 its illegal to hit any one its just that hitting a woman is frowned upon

  • @collagelols well in public yes it is illegal to hit people but your not gonna put a UFC Fighter fighting a girl? i mean if they want to be treated equally that would be legal woudn't it?

  • @Dante2550 It IS legal.

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  • @Dante2550 Women have a weaker body type than men do. I bet if you loaded up a woman with testosterone from birth she would become a UFC champion but that's besides the point. It's not illegal for women to get in UFC fights (you need to sign a waver), and laws do not specify the gender being assaulted, only the severity of the assault. You are going to be forever alone.

  • @Dante2550 Rofl. Women have a higher pain tolerance than men do, and it's illegal to hit anyone, not just women. Also, there are MORE women going to college right now than men, and women do go to war, it's just that most women raise their children or work their asses off to provide for their children. You are clearly a feminist dumb shit.

  • I hate people who want to be treated equally, but when they get equal shit in their face it all becomes racism, antisemitism, antifeminism (or w/e it's called)... Every animal in the barn is equal, it's just that pigs are more equal than others, is that the case ?

  • "if god is good, why is there evil?"

    my first thought was 'ying and yang

  • @redryderbbguy Mine was god is cruel

  • @redryderbbguy Yin and Yang*

  • @lovemusic1007 I hate to break it to you, but men can get raped, killed, and kidnapped as well. Well actually I really don't care about telling you something you should already know. Don't act like the victim.

  • i thought his birthday was august 19th, 1985

  • Funny, I see more replies than comments....

  • That wasn't funny.

  • Jees long comments...

  • @SPARTAAN09 I just said that it's not about sexist bosses. In my opinion, a lot of the problems you bring up can be partially explained by bringing children up with damaging gender roles. Even expectations by well meaning parents that are not obviously harmful (advocating housewifery, highest aspiration is making babies, male breadwinners) can hurt a girl's future success. Being demure, modest and "ladylike" will make a woman's interviews and negotiations suffer. These roles are still a problem.

  • @SPARTAAN09 According to the Statistics Canada website women get paid 87.5% what men do. According to the U.S. department of labour it's 81.2%. I am not saying that it's because of malicious people, I am merely stating a fact that is confirmed by both governments. The origins of this problem are of course more complex then sexists bosses. I really don't like that whenever I say, "I'm a feminist" I also have to say, "I'm not a sexist". Feminism is about equality, not female superiority.

  • @MiraMac92 The reason for that has nothing to do with women being treated unfairly, but women taking more sick days, having (in many cases) less experience and education, not to mention pregnancy and worse results than men in many jobs where the difference in pay is great. See, not even two men earn the SAME wage, yet men don't complain, because Doctor A with only 2 years of experience is not worth the same pay as Doctor B with 20. Would go more in detail, but youtube's limiting me :P

  • @MiraMac92 Fighting for equality but calling it feminisims misses the point. Let's think about it for a second. Imagine if we want to fight for equality between blacks and whites but we call it "whitepower". No, I don't support the idea that I have to favor one gender in order to solve gender equality issues.

  • Omg shut up! It's so hard growing tits!? Like if you know where I got this

  • @planetary We do get treated better by strangers, and we get free stuff, yeah that happens. But we also get payed 23% less than men on average in the U.S. There has never been an elected female President/Prime Minister in Canada or the U.S. Female politicians are critiqued based on their wardrobe choices. And lets not forget the rape and abuse that so many more women go through than men. How about we get rid of all sexual discrimination? Because equality is bigger than who gets in a club or not.

  • @MiraMac92 Actually, if you knew anything about economics and how wages are actually determined, you'd see that women in fact do not get paid less on account of being women. If that were true, I could hire ONLY women in my company and absolutely crush any opposition in the market. Not meaning any offense, but seriously, I recommend actually studying the things you believe in, because much of what feminism spouts is false. I mean, the historical inaccuracy is completely mindboggling...

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  • Streeter is amazing ! seriously , any movie he is in I will watch 1000 times

  • I fucking love how he awkwardly drops his shit loolololololololz.

  • you dont need to answer all these questions to know your wasting your time at a club just watch any show ever.

  • Philosophy... Waste of money for an education, especially just to get a doctorates in it so that people have to call you "Doctor".

    And it literally amounts to 0 in income.

  • @FAA4Life666 I don't think you understand what the word "literally" means.

  • @shlonch You got 'em there.

  • Damn Hedonists

  • what's the song name on the background

  • He's got the same birthday as me! :D

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  • For a philosophy student it's like.. gimme a break, man

  • This is so true. Yet women keep saying "We want to be treated equally!*nag*" stfu you're being treated better than we are.

  • @planetary109 no only hot girls are treated better other people normal girls are treated like crap.

  • @planetary109 not the fat/ugly ones.

  • @planetary109 Amen to that, bro. And I'm a woman.

  • @planetary109 women are generally paid up to 30% less than men.

  • @kennedyhola Good that you know your history.

  • @kennedyhola ya but men have to pay for everything

  • @kennedyhola Women generally work less than men.

  • @planetary109 yeah we just have to be scared to get raped, killed or kidnapped every night cause we dont learn to defend ourselves. I think I would prefer to stand in line at the club...

  • @lovemusic1007 It's because you don't want to learn to defend yourselves. Men have good reason to under estimate women's potential to fight back. Don't expect there to be a heroic man there to save you all the time. Learn to fight, it's easy, and carry a personal weapon just in-case.

  • @lovemusic1007 Knife chop your hand against the assaulting person's neck, right at the jugular. Do it right and he'll be knocked out cold. Or, if you can't move your arms. Try to plant your knee in his outer thigh. Suppose he has you completely restrained. Use the back, or front, of your head to break his nose. His eyes will tear up and he won't be able to see properly. There are SO many things, you never thought you might be capable of, when it comes to self defense.

  • @planetary109

    Oh someone is really mad plus not getting any :3

  • @baioken lol you wish :P

  • What makes you think you can trust your senses when you watch me entering the club? What if everything is just part of my own imagination and everything is only a creation of my mind? Now excuse me, i got to enter MY party.

  • @AndrusPr8 Or even better: what if it's all a dream, but it's not your dream? What if you're part of someone else's imagination, thus you do not actually exist? How can you seize "I" while not existing? How can you discover individuality if you are nothing but the dream of a godhead? And upon discovering this, would you be a part of the dream lucid dreaming, independent from the machinations of the godhead, or did the godhead dream that you discovered it?

  • i think we all agree that Wii sucks balls.

  • Why r u here? No i mean what purpose are you on this earth for..why are you? Poor Pat

  • 1:36 "I call it..." What? Cop eighteen?

  • @Pomme843 Carpe diem, which is Latin for "Seize the day."

  • Hypocritical Bouncer

  • his sign is capracorn? OH GOD! GET THE FAYGO AND SLIME PIES!

  • God is good. It's religion that pisses me off to no end.

  • @ItheSwick haha so true

  • ..... of the truth

  • i generaly think religion is an early outdated method of scientific reason ...

    humanity has always seeked to unravel how EVERYTHING works and without advanced technolagy even the smartest person to have ever lived could not tell if the earth is flat, round, or strapped to a turtle ...

    when early humanity looked up to the stars them being supernatural beings was just as plausable as them being balls of burning gas

    the only reason religion is atill around is because somepeople are AFRAID

  • @EldanairMage DUDE EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE SAID TO PEOPLE! Btw I am a Mage too(G-Marshal Vanilla WoW), I guess that's why we're both so smart. Religion became institutionalised though and was used to control people - just as modern science is today.

  • @EldanairMage your a faggot

  • @MasterHaterz Poor poor person. I am so sorry that your brain has developed in such a way that replying "your a faggot" is a good idea. I really hope that one day you will change. That you will realize that instead of proving yourself unintelligent, you could have shown him a great point that would have possibly driven him to prove himself unintelligent. That, my friend, is truly winning.

  • @EldanairMage Actually, there was a Greek philosopher who calculated the circumcision of the equator and the spherical shape of planet Earth with the use of the sun and a stick, and the ancient Greeks built much of modern science and philosophy. In addition, the Greek also figured out the Atoms, circa 2000 years before it was even possible to determine. One shouldn't underestimate the intelligence of humans before the age of technology, my friend. :)

  • @SPARTANN09 the circumcision of the equator, huh? since when does the earth have a penis.

  • @jackbuchok That is one hilarious error, I'm really sorry! Hahaha, I meant circumference, my bad!

  • @SPARTANN09 lmao, im just screwing with ya.

  • @SPARTANN09 As someone pointed out, I meant circumference! Haha!

  • @EldanairMage What don't tell me you're comfortable thinking you'll just be a pile of ashes on the earth when you die and have your existence become forgotten in the sands of time instead of living for all eternity in the perfect paradise. (depending on the religion in question)

  • @mabiniss2 I have no problem being ashes one day, the problem i have is why exist in the first place? Just to keep life goin? To progress and advance as humans? or produce plastic for the world as it can't make it itself!? BIG questions my friend

    Peace

  • What... What does this mean?

  • This is a good one, lol.

  • lol

  • Like if December 26, 1984 is your birthday. Like if you are a December born, or a 26th day born or a 1984 born or a 19++ born. lol.

  • Asshole bouncers never letting anyone in except the girls who blow him >.>

  • DON'T BE LIKE PAT CASSELS!

  • first chubby white bouncer ive ever seen

  • Huh...Streeter's usually the one who does the religious skits. I wonder if that's his personal choice, or just because he's a decent actor. Well, as always, I hope everyone at collegehumor has a blessed week, and I will be praying for you all.

  • @OriginalLee1 LOL

  • I DOT WANNA SEE YOUR AXE COMMERCIALS, I WANNA WATCH COLLEGEHUMOR!

  • If god is good then why does he let evil in the world? -.- mayb cuz he dont exist

  • Don't be a Pat Cassels.

  • God lets evil exist coz hes do busy with kaaaaren :)

  • @mrkommie

    Why are you constantly insulting jacksonrrr? Do you gain anything out of calling him dumb? If you want to have a debate, fantastic. But there is no need to be insulting. Arrogance only detracts from intelligence.

  • @appledipperz821

    I don't have to have a necessary reason to insult him, it's not as if something being unnecessary is any reason not to do it. It's not generally necessary for me to put a painting on some wall in my house, but that's no reason to say I shouldn't put a painting on my wall. Are you going to come over to my house and say "I was SHOCKED to see that painting on the wall, it was so unnecessary!!" That's absurd! Anyways this person IS dumb and dense I'm not ashamed to point that out.

  • @MrKommienezuspadt

    Mmk. This shows me what kind of person you are. Good day!

  • @appledipperz821

    It's been an absolute pleasure.

  • He said they were full then let 2 more ppl in right in front of him.

  • awrh streeter <3

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  • @gmbluhm55 pathetic

  • bunch of self opinionated twaddle monkeys

  • Streeter is amasing

  • @S2Spartan1 amazing* is the correct way to spell it. Get some god damn auto correct.

  • @MelancholyAndroid Go fuck yourself with a cactus i was using my phone