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  • I don't smoke but I agree with him. Must be frustrating if you want to enjoy a smoke in a place where you are permitted to do so and people still want you to put out your cigarette while they have the whole place to themselves.

  • i love this , hes got people down to a T brilliant your no too fuckin senstive are ya , great i mean im getting tired of the tabaco police xx

  • love it

  • i think we need to bring smokeing back in to pubs

  • @mactavishc Of course I know he is not from the US. It's just an expression. Calm the fuck down mate. Btw im swede.

  • You mean Mr. Connolly for Prime Minister. Obviously the Video uploader is not from the UK, and I'm sure Billy couldn't give a lesser fuck about the United States.

  • BC is deranged & scary.  He is as funny as cancer.

  • @karezza6 no your just a fuckwit :)

  • @kaitoss i second that lol

  • Legend!!so true tho,would of made bill hicks proud

  • holy fuck, it's il duce!

  • God father of standup

  • just another way to control us

  • best guy ever

  • Sign of the times. To the future generation, this will make absolutely no sense.

  • As a non-smoker, I agree with every word he says.

  • FUCKING AWSOME

  • So, So true.. Connolly like the great comedian he is, takes something not funny and makes us see the funny stupid side. But my wife and I quit going out to eat or for drinks and a meal beacause of the smoking ban. I smoke she does not and never has, but to her its no problem. Talked to several folks who say the smoking bans are killing business.

  • So, So true.. Connolly like the great comedian he is, takes something not funny and makes us see the funny stupid side. But my wife and I qit going out to eat or for drinks and a meal beacause of the smoking ban. I smoke she does not and never has, but to her its no problem. Talked to several folks who say the smoking bans are killing business.

  • I love this & it's so true. I can't get over how (and why) these brutal smoking bans live on in today's world? Million's of bars & restaurants shut down & casinos lost mega business. (thank God Vegas has their own government that turned the bans down) Unemployment got worse not needed in this economy...But still the bans are in place? but heard that our state government are giving smoking licences for paying businesses to allow smoking in them. New way government makes money!

  • I met Billy in Glasgow, very nice and polite man - signed an autograph for my mam :D

  • Nobody comes close to Billy Connolly.

    LEGEND

  • you know Billy Connolly is John Cleese if he was scottish

  • " beware running with scissors.. its all good until someone looses an eyeeaaayyYe!!!!!!!  - Billy Connoly from Muppet Treasure Island.. look it up, his funniest part ever

  • I have no problem with indoor smokers... as long as they wear a bag on their head.

  • really love his accent!!......................­...... thats why am so happy I have the same one Glasgow FTW!!! lets go cone the duke of wellington

  • blow you sideways. i went thank you very much

  • At 2:10 - "Here's a couple o' cigars Bill, blow you sideways."

  • blow you sideways!meaning fuck you up.

  • Can anyone tell me what is being said at 2:10 by the cigar shop owner to Billy? I've had this DVD for years, probably watched it anything up to 20 times (used to go to sleep to Billy every night), and I STILL can't figure out what it is. "There's a couple of cigars Bill, *incomprehensible suchandsuch* "

  • @Draakur blow you sideways.

  • @lewismclinton Thank you, sir! I suppose my next question is, is this something that gets said a lot in Scotland or something? Never heard the term...

  • @Draakur ive heard it used before, but its not something i can say i hear every day though! lol! gotta love billy though, hes full of little gems like this. one that always comes to mind is: life, to me, is like an ashtray, always full of little doubts! (doubts in this case being a cigarette stub. dont know why we call them that, kinda strange now that i think of it.lol.)

  • hahahahahaah this is great,yes its from dublin 2002 and i nearly pissed myself laughing!!

  • This is an amazing man. He is absolutely great. I actually cried I was laughing so hard. Billy Connolly is a great man.

  • I dont give a fuck if your expecting twins..... ha ha ha

  • i had that problem when i was in the pub

  • LoL! Nice pants!

  • saw him last night. absolutely one of the greatest night of my life. halarious. if you dont find this funny theres something wrong with you... and there doesnt need to be a debate about smoking just enjoy the bloody video.

  • Venusasaboy1991 I think it's from Dublin 2002. Not sure.

  • @venusasboy1991 I think it's from Dublin 2002. Not sure.

  • what show's this from?

  • @MrNzzo U need to relax big time ! I just don't like his accent ! big deal. That's my opinion and I'm free to express it.

  • the nazi anti-smoking laws are the prime reason i'm still smoking (i love to smoke but i have a slight medical condition that is not really helped by it). Whenever I say to myself "well this really isn't helping my lung condition much" I hear "you're not going to give up to the california health nazis".

    Imo there are two kinds of countries - those where smoking is allowed and those where it isn't. It shows the condition of the society and its attitude towards freedom of choice and being human.

  • I hate his accent... funny stuff though

  • @stefjadaa I'm Scottish and I hear lots of different accents but never once have I ever said "I hate his\her accent" GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING PRICK, TRY SAYING THAT IN A BAR IN SCOTLAND !!! YOU WOULD GET YOUR FANNY KICKED SO HARD YOU WOULD HAVE TO WEAR YOUR PANTS ON YOUR HEAD. (I'm 100% non violent but comments like that piss me off).

  • @stefjadaa fuck off.

  • he's wearin some trippy pants

  • I think I met the same woman a few weeks ago in a pub garden (lol) I went outside for a quick fag and a woman came over to me and said would you mind not smoking here as her and her friends could smell the smoke!! I couldn't believe it so I pointed out like Billy did that they had the whole f..king pub to sit in and the garden was the only place to smoke. That's a true story not just made up for the Internet!!

  • I laughed so hard at 2:25.

  • 2:15 I'm thinking he knows the owner, is doing a favour for a friend, or maybe even being honest, as he's too rich to have to throw in product placement in his shows.

    Just a thought.

  • an omelette down my blouse would sure irritate me lol love Billy Connolly, he rocked in Boondock Saints

  • @pfalky2k To even attempt to point out the intense stupidity in your retort would be a waste of my time.

  • second Hand Smoke = BULLSHIT (There's my two cents...It's on Youtube video though so it's not like anybody gives a shit..)

    On the note that matters. Billy Connolly is the best fucking comedian alive! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

  • My dad smokes a pipe...even if you don't like smoking a lot of people enjoy the smell of pipe tobacco.I love it.

  • It is sad that in this liberal (spelled c.o.m.m.u.n.i.s.t) world we can't find a little place for something as innocuous as smoking. Mr Connolly makes the point well - FUCK OFF!

  • @charliewilsonswar1 Communist's smoke too.

  • Guys this is youtube, no one gives a shit.

  • what sort of tinky bastard wears a celtic top to a night out, bloody scum

  • Brilliant Billy.

  • I would LOVE to see some guy slip an omelet down his wife's shirt because she wouldn't stop bothering someone.

  • nice pants

  • i love billy , period. bottom line. idon't agree with all of his believes but , i still love this guy. how can you not.

  • where is this??

  • Why are there comments about the smoking.. It's a funny story to laugh at, and doesn't really need any debate.

  • @Michaech78

    Yeah it sucks but its obvious why, this is a very relatable story for a smoker. I mean you literally can't smoke in any bars now. None

    why not just some bars for smokers and others for non smoker oh no no no no lets make a law and get the government involved.

    It brings up a lot of that inner hatred towards non smokers

  • @The11colek your allowed to smoke in bars in northern Arkansas, the nonsmokers just don't like it.

  • @coreybusby

    I don't live in america those laws have really reached far. I live in thailand

  • @The11colek sorry to read that, but it could be worse though because even as l type this Missuori is trying to outlaw smoking all together.(thats my understanding anyway.)

  • Is this not a wee bit out of date now? I don't think you can smoke indoors any more. I think you have to smoke outside now. I don't smoke myself, because I don't think I would like it. I can tell what it smells like and I don't really like the smell, so I don't think I'd like the taste. However, I think people should be allowed to smoke if they want to. In the end, people will do what they want anyway. Even if smoking was banned there would continue to be people who choose to smoke, so what's...

  • @robsargent4 ...the point in trying to stop them? Smashing video at any rate.

  • agreed with you guys. I don't smoke. Not for me. But who am I to tell someone not to smoke? Their body, not mine!

  • I don't smoke; I never have, and I never will. However I think people should be allowed to smoke as much as they damn well please. It's people like the anti-smoking brigade who need to be left broken and convulsing in a pool of their own blood and assorted bodily fluids if they dare suggest that you put out your cigarette in a clearly defined smoking section.

  • @Beavis26NZ THANK YOU!!! I don't smoke either, but you are totally right! Leave these people alone lol

  • @Beavis26NZ Bravo !!! Love the comment, well said.

  • @Beavis26NZ Yes, violence always gets a point across. -.-'

  • @SquishyCow I shall quote a line from Boondocks, best show.

    "Has not hitting a bitch been working? I mean, scientifically speaking, has not hittin' a bitch achieved the desired results?"

  • @Beavis26NZ

    Love your comment:)

    Checked your channel; you do seem funny:)

  • @Beavis26NZ I'm going to have to add a little notation here and say that smoking should be permitted whenever and where ever someone wants as long as it doesn't expose people who do not want to smoke to the 2nd hand smoke which kills several people who have never smoked in their lives. To me smoking is like religion, do it with other people who want to join in and do it in private.

  • @DarknessLPs That's why there's designated smoking areas. Still, people like to take the moral high ground and tell people in these areas to put out their cigarettes, for which they have absolutely no moral right to.

  • @Beavis26NZ Oh! Yeah that's DEFINITELY true, there are places that are not designated as non-smoking or smoking and that's where I was referring to as people should auto-designate that as non-smoking but if something has a big "smoking" section sign on it then yeah, anyone who says to put it out then is just an idiot.

  • slip an omelette doon ya bloose lol

  • How does this guy end up being the calmest character on The Boondock Saints?

  • Quite right billy! Lol

  • 28 people are sensitive to smoke :P

  • @orionasmb 28 fuckwits can suck my..... nicoteine ;) lol

  • people talking about they dont agree with smoking. i didnt know it was a question.

  • Smokers have a much higher fall-back rate than heroin addicts. Gee, you think that part of the reason is because you can purchase cigarettes ANYWHERE? And thank goodness you can.' I don't want to have meet someone at three in the morning in some alley downtown somewhere.

  • Love the pants.

  • whats this 1???

  • Absolutely love Billy, best comedian ever, truly, but he was so much funnier when he didn't seem so angry, in general.

  • 26 people are non smokers

  • she says ''well we're expecting friends''

    I say ''well i dont give a fuck if your expecting twins!''

    right when i was drinking my water, now its all over the place XD

  • Used to work with one of those "super sensitive", "allergic" people. Purely psychological. We noticed that he could only smell and get sick when he knew someone was going out to smoke (if he was in the toilet when we went outside, he wouldn't know or complain until we came in). So we bought unused filters and left them around his car, and he'd have coughing fits every time he found one. And funny enough, he never got sick when we smoked in his office before he showed.

  • @invalidation i truely could not work with a person like that, when i was in tech school a teacher could smell cig smoke on me and a couple friends and start saying shit like " oh god, i am getting cancer just being near you guys" so we started fuckin with him saying shit like " so when is your first chemo treatment?"

  • I don't give a fuck if your expecting twins. lol

  • who is the adult clown who thinks wearing a replica football top is cool , grow up you clown do you expect billy to mention your team its a comedian u went to see not a bigoted football club

  • @sootwhinz I personally wouldn't wear a replica football strip, but I don't really understand why you're ripping the member of the audience for doing it. They can do what they want. You can't necessarily tell if someone's bigotted from the football strip or replica football strip they're wearing.

  • @sootwhinz

    bigoted...how?

  • Some of these militant anti-smokers are just arrogant twats who want to rule our lives.

  • PLEASE THUMB THIS UP IF YOU AGREE, Lets have a petition to have billy connolly in the next years i'm a celebrity get me out of here, lets have this highest rated comment on each of his video's so we can get him in there, copy this comment and paste it on all his video's..... we want him in the jungle... he's bound to make it amazing!!!

  • 25 people are chain smokers

  • smoking ain't good for your health!!! lol

  • "This one's got stainless steel underpants on!"

  • He's a funny guy.

  • At one bar i know cigars are a no no.. FUCKIGN CIGARETTE SMOKERS COMPLAINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

  • im going to see him this weekend

  • @LouTheMetalhead did u enjoy it?

  • @rocketmik65 It was awesome

  • @LouTheMetalhead coool

  • All these people against smokers probably drive cars and if you want to point fingers at polluting peoples airspace then fucking walk before you come up to me and complain about cigar or cigarette smoke. I'll suck on cigarettes for an hour and you suck on your tailpipe for an hour nonstop and elts' see who is still standing at the end of it... fucking dumbasses

  • @BeeBumper Aye except people use cars to travel, visit sick relatives and get to work. Ever rode a packet of fags to the hospital? Ignorant moron.

  • @DavidG0004 his point, SPASTIC!, is that the combustion engine kicks out FAR more cancer, lead poisoning & a thousand other dangerous toxins, than any smker. yet your political shepherds (your tabloid rags) feed you your opinions every day about how "this wee thing that gives you pleasure is bad. this big thing that poisons & kills your children makes us money from YOUR tax, so it's good" & you cretinous bleating sheeple follow your masters into the jaws of the conglomerate wolves. BAAA-AA-AA-AH

  • @BeeBumper It's not the fact that it adds to pollution, it's that secondary smoke causes asthma and it's a very selfish way to slowly kill yourself. I might as say,"I feel like shooting myself but I'm going to kill you too."

    If you want to smoke and give yourself lung cancer and die slowly and painfully, go ahead, less selfish fuckers to worry about. Just, keep the cancer to yourself thanks.

  • @SaintPhoeniix I grew up around smokers, my parents smoke, my brother smokes, and they'd regularly smoke in the car. I actually gagged the first time I went to the country because I wasn't used to fresh air. Despite that I'd put money that if you picked a random non-smoker who's never been around smokers I've got a healthier set of lungs than they do. Second hand smoke is BS, it may contribute to things like asthma but so does the smog from cars, factories, etc.

  • @SaintPhoeniix sounds like a fag is exactly what you need to knock you off your throne ya uptight self righteous happy clappy fuckwit!! keep yer boring opinions to yourself on the billy connolly videos cock sucker!

  • The difficulty with smoking areas is, of course, smoke doesn't read. Luv Billy. HATE HATE cigarette smoke; smokers have no idea how bad their clothes stink.

  • @cyndish1 as an as yet ex-smoker, i can say, categorically, that they DO know. they A) don't give two f**ks. B) LOVE LOVE LOVE spitting in the eye & sticking it RIGHT up the self-righteous arses of the health fascists, picking & choosing which poison they'll victimise. "nicoteine, bad. combustion engine, good. because our political shepherds & tabloid rags spoon-feeding us our daily opinions said so."

  • telling a man to put his cigar out HELL NO! If someone asked me to put out one of my cigars I would say feck off too!

  • I have to admit, my nose is VERY sensitive to smoke. I could smell a cigarette being smoked OUTSIDE a building I'm in. However, I am also allergic to it, so perhaps that's why.

    However, if I was in a bar, I'd expect there to be smoking. I might ask someone to put it out, but if he said no, that would be the end of it.

  • i'm a non-smoker, but it doesn't bothers me. Billy Connolly for prez.

  • I'm a smoker, but even if Connolly HATED it I'd still LOVE him! Left the UK 2 live in US more than 30 years ago but STILL miss Billy!!! Was it him who sang..."I'm the Sheikh of Ar-a-beee.....& you belong 2 me. At night when you're asleeep...into your tent I creep.......[What a creep, what a creep, what a creep......"]. If so, pls someone let me know B/cause I'd love 2 hear it again! LouLou

  • I used to smoke for 6 years, when someone is smoking i can smell it fromn 30 feet away, I dont like it thats why i distance myself from smokers.

  • by the way i dont think he'd waste his time being president of america. not only for moral reasons. hes fucking scottish you idiot

  • forget all that billy..you want to smoke go outside with the wolfs..

  • @amet1980 Wolves*

  • @amet1980 better a wolf than a sheep. get it up ye.

  • I hate cigarette smoke but if I'm in a place that allows smoking I've got no right to complain - neither does anyone else. I love this Billy Connolly - kills every time.

  • Begging for subscriptions so you can make money off of other people's work is gay, and not in the "sex with men" way, but in the bad way. -1.

  • BEST PANTS EVER

  • @imusbcraz.....you got my vote  m8, well said. a very good suggestion if ever i heard one

  • Haha smash her with a coke bottle!

  • Forget the smoking areas. Just have smoking pubs and non smoking pubs. If it's a smoking pub, non smokers don't come in. Easy. Fixed.

  • @imusbcraz u mean like we have here in germany? works a treat here i must say. best thing the krauts have ever done is leave it to the landlords to decide

  • I am a non-smoker, and people that do this shit piss me off.

  • @KravVolder Well I'm a smoker and people like you would piss me off if I cared

  • @KravVolder Sorry I meant people that do that shit.Misunderstood you I think.Sorry again

  • Billy...you're lucky she didn't douse you with Chanel No. 5....lol

    BTW, you're aware smoking causes cancer ...yes ??

  • @FairwayJack

    We're aware, now fuck off.

  • if people want to smoke let them if it bothers u LEAVE i don't smoke but if it bothers me i would LEAVE

  • @karlosnod i would grow a fucking pair and complain unlike the pussy pushover you are

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  • @karlosnod well, no it doesn't show im stupid. learn to spell 'opinion' before you call others stupid. i dont give a shit about their health, i care for myself and others around me that dont want to smell that shit. why the fuck should i have to put up with that if theres a chance that they would kindly put it out or even better fuck off. I'm happy for them to do it in their own time, just not in my FUCKING FACE YOU MONG

  • @mcrbillytalent

    Do you drive a car? Does your house have electricity? Have you ever taken an aeroplane?

    If you answered "yes" to any of these questions then you have no concern for the health of others around you. They all damage the environment which affects the health of eveybody.

    Sell your car, go live in the forest and travel only by foot or bicycle (although the production of them is also damaging). Then you can complain about smoking.

    Until then you're a hypocrite.

  • @CZlaowai im not a hypocrite. im complaining about smoking, i don't smoke. none of the above that you listed affect the health of anyone, thats global warming bullshit. im sure when im typing this on my computer that someone else isn't coughing on secondary fumes or when i go on a flight someones lungs fill with tar... it does jack shit to everybodys health, especially since im 1 in fucking 7 billion people. that's not gonna do anything

  • @mcrbillytalent Interesting that you mentioned going on a flight. You're a typical example of someone who actually doesn't care about the health of others but just likes to rant.

    If you cared about others' health, you'd know that since smoking was banned on aeroplanes, flying has become more unhealthy. The airlines are now not compelled to recirculate the air including fresh air from outside. This results in a 6% reduction in running costs but has made flights more unhealthy than they were.

  • @CZlaowai well i didn't know that, but im sure fresh air and no smoking would be the ideal air quality would you not agree? and yeah, you misunderstood my point. I didn't mean smoking on an airplane, i meant that it wouldn't affect people's lungs if i went on a flight. why do you think that smoking is banned in so many places all over the world? its because its a selfish act of not caring about others health and that is how i want it. Smoking at home? i don't give a shit, be my guest.

  • @mcrbillytalent

    So now we're in the territory of complaining about something, not because it damages your own health but merely because it annoys you for a short period every day.

    Well, there are things that annoy me: People who use their mobile phones on public transport, parents who cannot control their children in public places, people who feel that two seats on a bus = one for them and the other for their shopping. The difference is that I'm not calling for laws banning these things.

  • @CZlaowai it was never about health in the first place. you were the one who talked about health... those are all much less annoying things in my opinion and that bus thing backs up my arguement how you won't even at most ask him/her to politely move it for you... infact, you could stand up to any of those but in some peoples minds thats considered rude and you if you agree with that. Fine. However if you want to start living a more free life, complain once in a while.

  • @mcrbillytalent

    Oh - and another point to mention. The amount of scientific evidence to suggest that global warming exists is an order of magnitude greater than that to suggest that passive smoking endangers one's health.

    The whole phenomenon of passive smoking being a health risk has been deeply discredited to extent that, only those who share a household with a heavy smoker for many decades are at any risk.

  • @CZlaowai yes well ironicly enough, 0.06 of the atmosphere is carbon dioxide... that number is SO minute that it is laughable. and ive watched al gores documentary etc and i know about all these coincidences but tbh its just because the government want to save fuel.. pathetic really.

    Smoking isn't only about the health, its the fact if theres someone doing it, it pisses me off. I take the train to school every day and every day theres 2-3 fuckers smoking that i HAVE to walk through....

  • @mcrbillytalent i don't like people texting on the bus i don't like people who drive to close i don't like people who cant keep there opinion to themselves YOUR IN A PUBLIC PLACE WHEN YOU ARE IN A PUBLIC PLACE PEAPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO WHAT THEY WISH. CANT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IF U DONT LIKE SMOKE P1SS OFF AND LEAVE

  • @karlosnod lol calm down matey -_-

  • @mcrbillytalent agreed, & yet he has a point. i don't like about 98% of people breathing within 15 yards of me. but by the anti-smoking health fascist code, should i then demand the extermination of almost every human being i come within 45 feet of? lol (though there could well be quite strong "pro" arguments there lol)

  • @karlosnod Good sense... So rare it's a f***ing Super power. :)

  • too right mr connolly for president. and in fact, a huge thumbs up to anyone with the same common sense to disregard people like the no smokin police and poltcal corectness enforcers. boring set of wankers.

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  • This reminds me of when me and my mates were waiting for a bus...a lady next to us was on her 2nd cigarette in about 10 mins and was smoking the place out. My friend done a quick spray of deoderant on himself to which she got mad.

    "Hey do you mind!!? I don't want to breathe that shit in...!!" etc.

    Then she goes back to fumagating the place with tobacco smoke. Not complaining just thought it was funny she would be concerned about a bit of deoderant when she's ripping through cigarettes.

  • I don't smoke but I never tell people to stop smoking around me. Some people are so rude and annoying. If someone doesn't want to be around smokers, they can just move. Anyway, this man is hilarious. :D

  • @lambgirlbex But there are also rude and annoying smokers!. I don't smoke, I don't mind people smoking in open space or own aeras, but what really annoys me is when I'm sitting down at a place where smoking isn't allowed (but nobody gives a damn) to eat and then somebody next to me starts smoking. Cos I don't wanna cause any trouble I usually sit down somewhere else, but as soon as I sit there there comes another smoker blowing his smoke into my face :(

  • @lambgirlbex and shes givin me bully about me lungs an FUCK YOU!!

  • lmao XD

  • i dont smoke, i dont mind smokers AT ALL, i think the only reason i dont smoke is couse it would cost too much lol

  • i think passive smoking is outrageous..they should buy their own!! love you billy you make me burst out laughing every time...

  • i don't give a fuck if you're expecting twins.........I can't stop laughing!!! Cheers Billy

  • thumbs up if u think his pants are COOL AS FUCK!!...........

  • "You wouldn't like to kick your ball into this fucker's garden..."

    This observation gave me many minutes of pleasure.

  • Lol the Coca Cola bottle thing.

  • makes me proud to be scottish, i havent laughed that hard in a while

  • 3 words: He is awesome !

  • Billy is a god. All hail Father of the Saints!!

  • Lmao after i saw the boondocks i never would have thought hes a comedian.. but lmao this guys hilarious

  • too predictable anymore used to be funny in the 70s but done now, he should have stuck as the royal jester he had that down

  • omg 19 dislikes ! they should be all killed !

    LOVE YOU BILLY :-D