Red vs Blue Church

[Maxness865]

church possesing: im fine..im just so mad about...these goddamn blues out here im so goddamn mad i could spit *hacks and spits*

grif:sir...did u just spit in your own helmet?

church possesing: uh yea...i guess i did

grif: permission to speak freally sir?

church possesing:go ahead

grif: thats really fucking groose..

[Churchiz1337]

SEEE THIS!!! THIS is exactly why my youtube name is what it is!!! CHURCHIZ1337!!!!!!! XD

[Church8826]

@Churchiz1337

SAME!

[nesmith42301]

lol hoa did church die????

and does anyone else die??

[anigodess]

@nesmith42301 caboose shot him in the first season when he was using sheila to help him.

[runescapeowns8734]

it doesn't seem physically possible that jimmy was able to talk either

[Halo3Tricky]

@Hunter71Omega of course :)

[Halo3Tricky]

@Hunter71Omega actually he said which one was caboose again

[aiex72aiex72]

"I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUCTOR LADY!"

[gotitmemorized0000]

"There is no 11 you FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!"

"Rude language!" lol it was really funny 4:50

[isy111]

YOU TEAMKILLED CHURCH!

[Neckro101King]

( To Repeat This Message Press 9)I will Fuck'ing Stab You Computer Phone Lady,

(To Mark This Message as Ergent Press 11) THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCK'ING WHORE!!!

'Rude language!'

[FanimusMaximus]

I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY.

[wargamingcoverage]

Beating someone to death with their own skull is physically possible on happy tree friends @_@

[lilalchemist]

How does seem physically possiable! Ugggghhhh

[TheLizardman2010]

why are the 2 highest rated comments the same quote?

[OneLaggyMotherfucker]

@TheLizardman2010 Because it's the greatest quote ever!

[IyaTaisho]

@TheLizardman2010 Because it's the most memorable quote, lol. Actually, it's one of the first that come to mind when I think on Church. Well, that and in Reconstruction when he and Caboose meet up for the first time in a while.

[RheaAima]

WHY THE HELL DID YOU PUT GREENDAY TO CHURCH!?!

[OliverMD15]

"there is no 11 u FUCKING WHORE!!" XDD best shit ever omfg im dyyyyyyng

[wing00123]

thats the most anoying voice mail ever i will fucking stab u computer phone ladie xD

[Coelancanth]

YAY! 1,000 person to like this video!!

[Strife159Highloch]

YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE!!!

[barr65]

18 people were beat with there own skull

[EIectricEmotions]

@barr65 shut up, people that make comments like these are just despreate to make it into the highest rated comments

[barr65]

@EIectricEmotions then ignore it instead of complaining!

[equinox627]

@EIectricEmotions are you becoming retarded?

[DoctorKudo]

I'm a Red...what of it? XD lol

[MysticDragonPrincess]

3:45, back when Church actually had the balls to argue with Tex. Is it just me, or was he kind of a pussy in the last series?

[DharkDemonBlade]

@MysticDragonPrincess well he wasn't really church he was caboose's version of church remember epsilion's personality was how caboose remembered church i miss the real church

[MysticDragonPrincess]

@DharkDemonBlade

Me too, man. The old Church was such as arseh*le, it was funny

[NuclearNickster]

@DharkDemonBlade same

[elitatsuki]

@DharkDemonBlade Ditto. Old angry Church was my fav character.

[mylestoby2]

i think shes out of ammo..

no shes out still got amm

great recon dude

im getting my body back

[38Camando]

I'm with blue

[thealmostjew]

18 people are from the Red team.

[MysticDragonPrincess]

Holy shit, I speak Alien!

He seems weirdly excited about that

[ironicsoldier]

@Hinatazuki its in the description dumbass, Nice Guys Finish Last - Green Day

[devilsfinest28]

Hes such a dick to tucker.

[devilsfinest28]

Hes such a dick to tucker.

[xboxfan30]

thouse 18 people who disliked this bust be ps3 fans and are HAERS!!!!

[794littleman794]

@xboxfan30

just because the xbox sucks, doesn't mean we are haters >.>

[oceandragonx]

@794littleman794 well apparently you are otherwise you wouldnt have said that xbox sucks, so thanks for proving his point .

[churchschannel]

thanks for the tribute

[ThatRantKid]

If that thing keeps talking bad about me I'm gonna fucking smash it. HAHHAHA church is so cool.

[shinyaron]

@church400c hes back, because they had a version of him and tex at the foundry place

[artashes999]

what's the name of the guy that voice's church?

[raiga2]

@artashes999 go to red vs blue wiki

[DoctorSteamPhd]

@artashes999 Burnie Burns

[atreyuthegreat]

@church400c who cares hes in his body now

[atreyuthegreat]

@church400c they did...

[LordZuese]

i know how to leave a message lol this is why he is my fav character

[vinappleinc]

Church is my favorite charcter, seriously. The whole story started because of him.

[Gatharian]

"This doesn't seem physically possible!"

[GeneralChurch]

Epic...hence my name lol

[katt800]

church:oh my god blarg means yes i speak alien!

tex:yeah unless blarg means no which means no blarg does not mean yes

church:what no way,hey alien does blarg mean yes?

alien:blarg

church:ha ha! see what the fuck do you know! fav part

[RockOn765]

oh.. the back of my head is killing me...

yeah thats great

OH GEEZ THE FRONT OF MY FACE

[TheCrowAndTheWildcat]

<3 church

[Bungiefan95]

Favs 1 Church 2 Vick 3 Tex 4 Caboose 5 Tucker 6 Donut 7 Sarge 8 Grif 9 The Alien 10 Andy 11 Lopez 12 Simmons And don't forget that WARTHOG RUN MUSIC!!!!!

[pvtlchurchx]

love the music you added

[Zooypo123]

dude awsome video!!!

[Noonrider11]

My favs from RvB

1.CHURCH!!!!!

2.Tucker

3.Sheeeeeeelaaaaa!!!

4.Caboose

5.Griff

6.Simmons

7.Doc

8.Donut or Tex

9. last place....sarge and lopez. yeah i didnt really like them much

[redarmy10001]

THIS DOESNT SEEM PHYSICLY POSSIBLE!

[BiggWigglyStyle]

dude hes alpha

[HaloModder555]

No, he's a mother fucking ghost! Yah, that's right.

Boo mutha fucker!

[EmilWX]

when the emp goes off...

[darkninjamandelta]

lol

[SCEChaemeleon]

Church - "If he gives you mouth to mouth Im leavin"

Simmons - "Maybe you should give him mouth to mouth."

Churcch - "Im leavin"

[starkillersmom]

there is no ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!

[ArcticMan94]

@starkillersmom

Doc: oooooh, langauge

XD

[koolkool9000]

i will fucking stab computer phone lady

[doktorscam5000]

I will stab you computer phone lady!!

[MrEandn]

there is no 11 you fucking whore!!!!!!!

[pluskendall98]

everyone tells me im like him i dont know if this is good being stuck with idiots all the time *looks around* yea im like him

[TheHolyShitPackage]

ha ha see the fuck do you know?

[zoneshatterer19]

bloody murder x2, tex killed jimmy with is own zkull,

[Greener223]

in the sidewinder scene he was using a shotgun

[chessyproductionsLTD]

my life recently showed huge signs of being church.

[TheMidnight30]

the phone part is SOOO ME

[MacGameVids]

LOL xD

[churchluvr13]

"holy shit! i speak alien!"

[MacBamboocha]

"There is no 11 you FUCKING WHORE !!!"

"Rude language!" XD

[Knight856]

i will fucking stab you computer phone lady

[kingkrios]

Bloody Murder XD

[TheK00laid47]

"There is no 11 you FUCKING WHORE!!!"

[wbtrex08]

@TheK00laid47 "church language!"

[Bungiefan95]

@TheK00laid47 "To mark as urgent, press 11" There is no 11 you fucking WHORE!

"I will fucking stab you computer phone lady"

[LolMileHighClubEasy]

doesn't he say "oh shit the front of my face" ??

[slitherinprincess2]

yeah he goes "oh shit the front of my face" but in season 4-5 he goes "oh shit the back of my face"

[LolMileHighClubEasy]

oh thank..my mistake but atless i was half right XD

[Flatchlenter]

The front of his face? How the hell do you hit the back of somone's face xD

[whitesCantDance]

lmao makes me wanna play halo ! i love halo lmao

and im a girl to

[AzureKiru]

Who cares?

[NeoDarkDevilDx]

Church rules my favorite of all the Red Vs Blue Characters

[BlackStalion116]

I need some Epicness here

does any of you know what episode this quote is from?

Church- "Ha, I cant believe Caboose did it. What now, we even got our tank back. Booyah, Motherfucker!

Wyoming- Your tank? hmhmhm

Gary- Knock, knock Church

Church- Aww shit

[JediKnight713]

BlackStalion116 - it's the end of Episode 97

[noobymonster]

Off the top of my head, 98 or 99.

[kreblorn1983]

i think it was the end of 96 right before tucker starts the time warping

[brookeschwiebert]

this is EPIC GREAT!!!! great job dude.

[lilalchemist]

Tucker: What about to kill stuff dude. I'm a lover not a fighter.

Church: You know Tucker I'm the same way. I guess that why we get along so well. We're both just a couple of lovers.

Tucker: That sounded kinda gay dude.

Church: Yeah.. it did.

[SnedorKeeb08]

dude, you gotta tell me where you got all this extra footage- you've got so much footage i've never seen, and i've watched all the episodes

[NerdLifeForLife]

Church: "WHAT?! No way! Hey alien, am i right?"

Alien: "Blarg"

Church: "Haha see! The fuck do you know?!"

Lmfao! Love it

[charlietheunicorn109]

there is no 11 u fucking whore!!!!

lol classic church

[Xone9]

Isn't it kinda weird watching Church from the beginning again after everything we've learned about him up to now?

[rockinhard]

yah kinda. Still love him though.

he's definitly my favourite. then griff probly.

[inuyashafan3448]

@Xone9 I kinda miss Church. I mean the real one, not the floating ball in the new Revalation series. :/

[AlexWye]

@inuyashafan3448 - by the looks of it that might be changing (if you've seen ep 8) but i agree i miss this church, epsilon church just dosn't seem the same

[acuadan]

@AlexWye yeah, but if u see the trailer 4 recreation u see church and tex talking that they have to do something and that there a long way back, that means real church will come back, and so will tex =D

[AlexWye]

@acuadan - it would be nice if we get the old church back, i just don't see how they can do it, he was killed by the EMP at the end of season 6, and text is just dead, though i think she may be another AI as she can come back as well.

[dampBISCUIT]

@AlexWye If you watch the latest episode of the latest series, that will give you your answer about Tex.

[AlexWye]

@dampBISCUIT - i have, but i believe that she is an AI like church, as she can come back! thats why she's in the box! but we'll have to wait till next week after the PSA

[dampBISCUIT]

@AlexWye She is by the looks of it.

[794littleman794]

@Xone9

especially NOW!. lol!

[geijin]

@Xone9 its wierd watching how he calmed down in comparison

[KibasUltimateFangirl]

This is awsome xD

After watching it several time I still laugh

[KibasUltimateFangirl]

I still think this one is funnier than the rest. Tex was funny too

[jazzy12rocks]

I like the part whin church said wat the fuck do you know, and the end!!!

[hatonbackward]

dude nice work with the mixing. this is great

[irish95pirate]

hehehe c: i luv the beginning. wen u ask me. wht r they doin? my answers gunna b. there still just talkin. nd there still just standin there. ....wht r they talkin about? ya know waht. i fuckin hate u. hahahaha

[TheShoseiSquad]

There is no 11 you fucking whore! XD That's hilarious, I still think Caboose is the best out of them though.

[milocompany]

Im Church Untill They Went To Halo 2 And 3 But They Got A Voice Thingy

[thecoolcid]

You didn't do the "Triangle of terror" joke

[rejectofsoul24]

to file this message as urgent, press 11

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!

[StarscreamxROCKS]

Church is the best RvB character ever!! :)

[tobykatt66]

of all time

[watchingxtimexpass]

Bloody murder! Bloody Murder!

[LittleFlameWingman]

permission to speak freely sir

go ahead

thats really fuckin gross

love grif after caboose tucker and church in that order

[pinpop88]

take the test to see who u are :D

[KaplanPirates64]

whats church's gamer tag?

[Garret361]

i think it's rvb church, but don't quote me on that

[KaplanPirates64]

k thanks any way

[odstftw]

burnieburns

[thedeadpixel1]

why cant i hear tucker at the beggining?

[DKN117]

Likely you have a problem with your left speaker.

[Tojo89]

Are you becoming retarded?

[IngenFiles]

church should hav a blink 182 song. he seems to hav that personality.

[SonicAssassin732]

id probably have used dysentary gary or dammit

[blondy475]

I LOVE BLINK 182

and i think anthem and dysentary gary would fit him

[HobbesTheTiger9]

You know, he's not the only one who wants to kill that phone lady... Who else is in?

[nairobi26]

You know what? I fucking hate you!

[nairobi26]

If he gives you mouth-to-mouth, I'm leaving.

Maybe we should give him mouth-to-mouth.

I'm leaving.

[bloodhoney360]

i still dont know how you can treat a head shot wound wiht cpr

[psycho21311]

REALLY p.s. they gave him mouth to mouth

[bloodhoney360]

CPR and mouth to mouth is the same thing

[fr2man]

how do you get the skull?

[RelicStoneMaster]

oddball

[emeraldman534]

perfect song for him

[Dart11112]

Could you make a video that consists only of the letters sent between the director and chairman at the start of every reconstruction video.

[freakypom]

lol nice choice of song...

"nice guys finish last, when you're running outta gas!"

[narutofan749]

Tucker, Church, and Grif. Caboose is too overrated. Funny, but stupid funny. Oh, and Wash is cool.

[utoobsurfer123]

Church, Caboose, and Grif are my favourite.

[Sora118]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!

[maccali707]

the message part is da best "THEIR IS NO FUCKING 11

[ProfessorDemetri]

epic fail...

[davidenelson]

3:45

[mapledude43]

haha 777 rateings

[ULGROTHA]

Cool. Anyone know what the song here was?

[agenthotshot]

NIce Guys FInish Last by Greenday!! it says so in the description

[pridakx2]

Bloody Murder! Bloody Murder!

Ha Ha

[deepestblack99]

I like Church.

[jellyman991]

best part: 7:32

[Twilibby]

This is the best song for Church.

Love Green Day and Red vs. Blue.

Perfection. <3

[ScottyBoiy]

4:08 - 5:00 is the best bit! Lolocaust

[SkaterPunk101934]

"THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!" LMAO Omg, that kills

[lmpossble]

3:51 church: "hey maby shes out of ammo, let me check" *snipe in face* "nope she still has ammo" tucker: "nice recon work".

[Moonlight150]

best line ever!

[WTFSBSBG2]

i no how to leave the got damn message. lmao

[fylorama369]

"Alien. does blarg means yes?"

"Blarg"

"Holy shit!!! Blarg means yes. He just said yes. Blarg means yes. I speak alien."

God that was awesome