Anonymous Basic Protest Training

[dracomasta13]

Sorry, I'm very new to this, but what is Co$?

[UhMysteryGuest]

Strawberry shortcake, thanks. Down with scientology!

[SvenTviking]

Dunno if the "Guy Fawkes" mask is such a good idea. He was a bad guy, got caught, got hung drawn and quartered. Every year, millions of Britons burn him in effergy on Nov 5th.

[AnonymousNewsCentral]

@SvenTviking We got the mask from V for Vendetta. Since the main character wore it and "he" wore the Guy Fawkes mask, the main character was a freedom fighter btw. That's why we wear the Guy Fawkes mask.

[SvenTviking]

@AnonymousNewsCentral The main female character in the original graphic novel of V for Vendetta, Evie, lived two streets from where I live. The view from her house overlooked my house.

[AnonymousNewsCentral]

@SvenTviking -_- The main character was V, herp derp.

[AnonymousNewsCentral]

@SvenTviking Wait a sec. Nvm, now that I think about it Evie is the main character. I got it mixed up, my bad.

[disneyguy556]

Thanks for cake.

[CrossConsoleGamer]

All this faggotry, where are the lulz?

[samehl11]

This was a triumph, I'm making a note here, huge success.

[o0liam0o21]

Anon standing by

[illbringthebeers]

LOL THIS IS NOT HABBO HOTEL <3

[initforthelulz]

ahh the sweet righteousness of a true oldfag there are few of us left

[redwv]

lulz im not a anon

[nitemylady]

get off my youtu/b/e

[Maskedbobb]

If there is not enough money in the budget for schools and libraries,

where do they find the money to pass, uphold, and enforce anti-mask laws?

[jimbo588]

/b/ is fucking gay

[lvdmonstarr]

@jimbo588 NO U

[dm102790]

do it for theee lulz

[whotouchedmahgunn]

Anonymous is a prime example of, for a common cause, people from all around the world can unite and defeat a powerful enemy.

Which is why Im going to the next protest.

[RussianAnon1922]

Props to ya mate. Good job. You're a positive contribution to Anonymous (would that make you a positive contribution to "nothing"? LOL)

You should add that we do it for lulz in the end.

[vettafaene]

HAHAHA, teh lulz!

[mtndewman052]

This is fake!

[Voltegasproductions]

what do we protest

[MADMANx511]

I was gonna saaaaay... isnt that circle thing from Portal? lol.

[madcat0479]

hey im new at this, so what happened in the end?

[TreCeratopsz]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooz i wantz real cake

[jaynies1]

mmmmmmmmmm.....v for vendetta fantasy man material.......did i miss the point of the vid??

[cougarfan1341]

the cake is a lie!

[over9000strong]

rule 34 on anon.

[thecoolkid657]

Anonymous should keep the masks (because they are pretty awesome, amirite?), but...

1. IRL- ESPECIALLY the protesting, dont be a faggot displaying nothing but memes and shit. Take it seriously (or as seriously as you can)

EX: LONGCAT PROTEST SCIENTOLOGY!1!1!!one!1 lolololololol

2. Internets- Anons are Anons... LULZ are to be had here

[47smithstreetseries]

What the fuck ever.

A bunch of thirteen year old kids in Guy Fawkes masks holding up Rickroll signs is hardly what anonymous used to be. LULZ LULZ WE R ANONYMOUS LUK CAKE LULZ MUDKIPZ signs aren't going to stop any thing.

[immeyouhe]

I know..

I see faggots on the street thinkin they're anonymous because they say "lulz" and "mudkip" and "cake's a lie"..They're a fucking disgrace..

[Chelitora]

"(ಠ_ృ)

I say, good show.

The cake was quite

delicious, and I procured

from it much enjoyment.

Tea and crumpets, and

all that. Ta ta.

[redwv]

@Chelitora lulzlulzlulz

[kyle1058]

cake!

[darknbessiseternal]

The cake is not a lie.

[horsesflu]

it's funny how operations gainst Scientology went from being like an epic challenge / just another day for anon, to becoming the ultimate fagdance of white knights. from it came the failguy mask cancer, the aids of moralfaggotry and the slew of newfag anon94675765 youtbue accounts

[shinigetsu]

EFG FTF

[xXTheWhiteSheepXx]

lol cake

Oh, and Scientology sucks.

[jerichoF0x]

lul cake yay!!!

[TheCyb3rDr4g0n]

5/5 did you make this

[NotSoOldHippy]

What abvout the god damned fucking vegetarian tamales?! Why the FUCK can't Anonymous provide some FUCKING tamales instead of caek at Chanology protests?! I swear, is there are no tamales, there is no reason to participate.

[taden144]

pure awesome

[IggyHazard]

False prophets are architects of perdition. Anything we can do to dismantle their systems of thought-control is signifcant.

Rise forth.

[EFG9000]

Hey, now I support all accusations of religious bigotry, but I can't just stand by and let someone abuse the English language by throwing capital letters at everything.

[Tesla0909]

Well said.

CAPS AR BAAAAD.

[LadyChocolate2]

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

[aoknumber1]

anonymous is like KKK.

They wear masks too.

They don,t burn crosses on your lawn because they are anti-religious but they do other creepy things that normal people find creepy too.

A bunch of creepy Haters with bad intentions. FOR SURE!

[justinXalex]

im with ya :3

[AvP106]

Mmm, moist and deliciious cake! ^_^

[cromartiedropout1]

We need another protest soon.

[toryluvslrh2]

Scientology worldwide:  Still going ...

[PurpleCottonMouth]

cake! phnemounia! haha

[MrWangus]

what software was used?

[husnain404]

Cake

[anonanonanon666]

London protest: January 17th, britfags

[HiddenSharigan]

I WANT MY LULZ

[MrFreeman420]

i hope there will b cake

[skyhighparker]

what if someone doesnt like cake do they still have to bring it could this person bring say pie instead?.....is cheesecake really a cake i allways thought of it as more of a pie?......how about snacks like chips and dip?.........should i bring something to drink i mean if i have to eat cake as part of the protest im going to need something to wash it down with?...also are these protests usually smoking or non smoking? i think im pretty clear on everything else thanks.

[ILikeMudkipz1337]

O'ER 9000!!!!!!!!!!111!oneeleven1!!­

[Hiteryan]

IT'S OVER 9000 VIEWS!!!11!1oneone!!1&one;!1

[r0wl3y111]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!

[carguru3]

Over 9000

[mypastaisbeeping]

over 9000 views!

[foxain]

oh too bad i didnt even watch this video and im being obnoxious enough to have this opinion~ YOU SUCK X3

[RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE]

Over 9000 views

[TashEmLidzMOSH]

what is this? what is this protesting about? oh and by the way, if you are doing whatever you do, Please dont wear masks, i have a phobia and i am not the only one. i am all for standing up for rights or whatever, and am in a high place to do so, but i would be seriously put off of helping you because of masks.

[EFG9000]

We're protesting against people who have phobias of masks, hence the reason bringing a mask is so important.

[skerven]

dude... if no mask, then no anonymous.

you aren't stupid, are you?

[TashEmLidzMOSH]

not really, the same way you arent

[TashEmLidzMOSH]

and im no dude

[wnxsystem]

anon wears masks to protect their identity from the COS... pretty obvious right?

[TashEmLidzMOSH]

yeah, it is now, but i didnt even know what it was. and i dont know what the cos is.

THEY DONT TEACH 14 YEAR OLD BRITISH GIRLS THIS!

[Anonamous657]

the COS, stands for the Church Of Scientology :D

[TashEmLidzMOSH]

oh right ... now i know. OH YEAH

we did scientology in g and t r.s

[Anonamous657]

g and t r s?

[TashEmLidzMOSH]

gifted and talented religious studies

[alucard9692005]

Next worldwide Anon protest: October 18, 2008

Copy and Paste this

[ProphetOfTheWord]

hmm....

fairly thouro, completly legal,and filming idoits and uploading it to youtube...

i dont see the problem with anonymous that every one says there bad.. this looks just like normal protest, if not more orginized and effective

[wnxsystem]

you been listening to fox news prophet? lol 'internet hate machine'.... we have cake! we arent evil!

[MrCashews]

Yeah it's kind of sad that they find Scientology such a threat...

[n3lsonx1]

if you think you cannot be stopped because you are peaceful, wake up and look at how our rights are being stripped from us! we have the government unlawfully surveying citizens and if you were keeping up with the election conventions they had 50 million dollar budgets for security and had makeshift prison camps setup for protesters, they can provoke violence and they can even start violence under disguise, A case of this happened in Canada were the police were caught doing it

[n3lsonx1]

why doesnt anonymous protest something more important than a stupid religion. Protest the war, protest the corrupt ass government and the fascist impeding police state!. Protest HR 1955(thought crime bill) its going to hit the senate floor again and was already passed through the house by a landslide!Hell the 9/11 truth movement is pretty sucessful now! and you can always rally for peace or Ron Pauls Rally for the Republic!

[skerven]

it's not as fun.

[Woolfman999]

Wait, what are you protesting against?

[reiniciar21]

also  stick to rich well policed areas because a bunch of e-shits in white masks pretending to be badass's in the realworld are likely to be raped and killed, though not necessarily in that order, by anything but the wettest of fags like yourselves.

you are anonymous

you do not make sense

you do not have sex

ever

[EFG9000]

Oh man, I'm not going to mess with you, you're acting tough on the internet.

[EFG9000]

No, you're not acting tough, you're just repeatedly posting here in an attempt to convince everyone that you're making a useful contribution to society, and not a basement dwelling virgin like everyone else on the internet.

[Mybucketgone]

When's the next New England raid?

[iakazul]

I'm in it for the cake. CYA in SF on 9/13!

[ProphetOfTheWord]

hmm....

fairly thouro, completly legal,and filming idoits and uploading it to yutube...

i dont see the problem with annonymuss that every one says there bad.. this looks just like normal protesst

[shadowpanda1303]

i whant cake ... can i have cake now ?

[FlotsamX]

It's rather disappointing how much fail has been dredged into the protests recently. Ah, I suppose any joke will become stale after awhile.

But /b/ has become the biggest stale joke of all, I'm afraid.

[lazygardens]

This is hilarious!

[BlackZero999]

One saying: LIVE FOR THE SWARM!

[Eldritchard]

hmmmmmmmmmmm nice cake

lulz

[Darkfirelol1019]

so why aren't you a "moralfag" anymore..

[jzwief]

LULZ

[curiouslittleboy]

To keep members of "Anonymous" secret; to hide their faces. n.n

and to act as a symbol of them, in the same way the suit and tie without a person does. :)

[curiouslittleboy]

Try using google. :3

[nyzbadboy02]

any party store will have them ozy, well most of them anyway

dont take offense to bone, anonymous gets that way

[Katsukoshii]

LOL PORTAL. x]

This is awesome.

Encyclopedia Dramatica rules my life.

[richard833]

lmfao win

[bonecamarrow]

We're fucking ANONYMOUS.

So we try to stay this craaaazy thing called ANONYMOUS.

[demongod001]

The mask is to protect Anonymous from those who are Our enemy.

[TeeBeeBad63]

Mmmmm, cake

[deefromott]

lol bring cake

[Grimnian]

Well, I got cake, and I remain anonymous. I passed basic training.

[AnonymousAnonAnon]

Epic.

[wrath5646]

yay i got cake!!!!

[firefruze]

Maximum lulz!

[archronwe]

I didn't get cake or an invite to an eyes wide shut anonymous after party.

[TradesOfJack]

i aint doin shit till i get cake

[Anonymous3150]

and nothing of worth was lost.

[Anonymous3150]

gah, that should have been a reply to "aaaand I'm gone.."

[brendenc93]

Im gunna bake cake and give it to all my anonymous friends =)

Scientology= CULT!!!

[putertink]

Check out this youtube video. Progress is being made!

GCTexas Passes Resolution to Revoke Tax Exempt Status of CoS

[anon0404]

Is there any raid in Sweden?

[Anarchy101]

12th of april 11 am Plattan

Be there. Make a difference

[Apooche]

Watch the south park episode for the Xenu story. When it says "This is what scientologists actually believe" at the bottom, that is the Xenu story.

[jbl5764801]

I like all the Portal references :p

[tycoon121]

actually this actually helped me alot!! so now i shall be no one with no leader. oh and whats the xenu story or sometin? wtf whats that cause i want to know....

[Mindcrime121]

Epic win!! Excellent vid!

[loloowns]

woot! i passed! does this mean im part of anonoymous... or what?

[loloowns]

woot! i passed! does this mean im part of anonoymous... or what?

[anon1503008]

We do it for the lulz. However our lulz now coincide with doing the public at large a service, so its Win in both reguards.

Azure: thanks for the tip and, well, I'm sorry that you're being pranked by these guys. there any way you can make a record of what they're doing? Not much can be done sure, but SOMETHING can be can't it? Don't frame it as 'scilons're harassing me'. Not at first anyway. Frame it as, 'I'm getting harassing phone calls and would like somebody to look into it please.'

[tabrismacbeth]

What happened to you, Anonymous? You used to be dicks, man! What happened to the Anonymous that blew up yellow vans for an epic corrupt of "L-O-L"? Now you're all using your powers for good instead of mischevious and offensive evil...

You've changed, man...you've changed...

-Tabris

[EFG9000]

Chaotic Neutral. Everyone knows that.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

Destroying order.

Not being evil.

Lawful people always confuse that.

[FoAmY99]

Hail Anonymous!

[Ritalin13]

You have my sword!

[FatDenimDan]

And my bow.

[Harryclownie]

And MY AXE!

[Azure260]

I have hit on a few official Scino websites in the past month. What info can they find about me from this?

I also phoned one of their phone numbers. From time to time they now phone me and hang up when I pick up the phone. If you phone a scino phone number, always use a public pay phone.

Be careful out there.

Let them eat cake.

[PubeOfFire]

Search 22 rules

[anon1503008]

As always I am grateful for thsoe that try to enlighten and educate, as I really REALLY want those protesting to be aware of potential pitfalls and dangers.

A reminder for those protesting:

Your memes are not wanted or appreciated and, in fact, are not relevent to the nature of the protest and as such will only draw attention away from your message.

Having said that, try to have fun. Its a birthday party after all.

[tabrismacbeth]

...You sure you're Anonymous?

-Tabris

[naruto67dan]

may i just fuckin say 1. wheres my cake you can email it to me 2 i cant fuckin spell to save my life its Guy Fawkes and 3. most excellent video 4. no i aint gonna give u a cookie fuck that my mother fuckin cookie get ya own

[Lazykittenmoon]

March 15th!

Anonymous does not forgive

Anonymous Does not forget

Scientolgists are getting scared

Expect us

[Xotame]

I'm taking part. We're taking part.

Anonymous has many faces. Is one of them yours?

[Kl4pp5tuhl]

Anonymous: The real Stand Alone Complex

[KentAllard]

those that cant make it to protests ought to be prank calling as they occur

[Kl4pp5tuhl]

Ain't nothing wrong with tasty Pizza(s)!

:D

[LeeGuy87]

There is when ur fucking with outside entities not associated with anonymous. I work at a pizza place so i know how retarded prank orders are. The people that receive the pizzas just say they didnt order the shit and tell the delivery ppl to leave. They wont have to pay and it would only piss off the pizza place. Stick to the prank phone calls, champ.

[bearttt1p]

where can i source a mask?

video was great, well thought through.

I have a background in law enforcement in both NSW and QLD Aus for those who would like advice on organising protests in Aus

[EFG9000]

Your best bet is ebay at this time. You could go to entubulation dot org and find others from Australia who could help you find a mask, and who you could help if they needed advice.

[Kl4pp5tuhl]

There's also a Guy Fawkes Mask Papercraft Template floating around. You might find it on Rapidsearch!

[naruto67dan]

instead of guy faulks masks or how ever ya spell it why not a alfred e numan mask <--hey we mad magazine alfred fans need to be reped lol

[Melbfags]

Nicccee!

[Neurosnarfer]

Informed means effective.

Learn Co$ jargon.

March 15. 11:00 worldwide.

[backslashninja]

LOL.

Very Funny, Very Helpful. Great work.

[brokenst33l]

Great work anon. Very well done!

[Rancor0143]

this really has me going! Go Anoymous go!

[Shimlarian]

I want my cake

[jordan1546]

the cake is a lie

[anonspitfire]

yay, cake!

[vahnm]

Very nice. Srsly, I lol'd. I'll pass this on.

[DecepticonLeader]

Not bad. :)

[ShadowUltra]

Bravo! *Claps*

[9Swamps]

Very well done.

[Anonymouslygreen]

This informative AND gives you lulz!

[JohnzaloogII]

The cake is a lie, bitch

-Littlekuriboh