Dos Equis - Language

[JediEmcee24]

His birthday fluctuates yearly.

[DJAshMonay]

This guy looks like my Spanish Teacher =/

[ShockerHaloGuy]

He doesn't turn the light on, he turns the dark off

[RidiculouslyLuis]

Hola.

[invadrgir]

What's his take on spanglish?

[bdub1009]

He sleeps with a teddy bear... a grizzly named Teddy.

[mioismoe]

I had a customer today and he came in and said "hola", so i greeted him and started talking to him is Spanish.......he didn't understand a word. This commercial appears to be right.

[UNDEFEA73D]

lmfao this guy owns

[mesner5]

who else just had a nuke go off in their mind?

[ripperduck]

His farts sound like symphonies. 

[tatorsal]

Who are you and way are you soo concerned about my need for hydration?

[MajorRugburn]

i don't always finish my sentences, but when i do

[VelaToNorma7]

@MajorRugburn That's not even funny anymore. People keep using that and it just sucks now. Get cancer.

[Weissmenchland]

Since when is Mexican beer good? Dos Equis, Corona, Sol and most everything coming out of that 3rd world dump is pure shite.

[thelizardking887]

@Weissmenchland agreed 100%

[MajorRugburn]

@Weissmenchland no no no my friend, it's not shite, but pure piss. golden in color, warm, and bitter salty to the taste. stay sane, my friend.

[195952]

@Weissmenchland yeah drink you pabst blue ribbon you Ignorant asshole

[Mills117]

Atheists believe in him

[tempopermorire]

I don't drink bear much, but when I do, I steal it from hobos... Stay stealing my friends

[TippyToesOnFire]

@tempopermorire how do i drink a bear...........dont you mean beer?

[SR71pilot2007]

what's the song in the background called?

[SrRAFAGAS]

best advice I have heard in a while, I hate when people do that

[sandplasma]

@SrRAFAGAS YES! I know what you mean.

[PrinceDotPoison]

Sandniggers be ragin.

[JakeDances]

What a prick

[hawk1674]

Iway on'tday alwaysway eakspay anotherway anguagelay. Utbay

enwhay Iway oday...

[asherael]

applies five fold to Japanese. 

[OBXmp9]

His organ donor's card includes his beard.

[shesthunderstorms23]

This is so true! i hate it when people do that...

[TheJedgeworth]

How 'bout Stay Hungry? I'm typing in Talking Heads Next!

[flackenstien]

But, can I start with "Hola.."?

'Cause that's how I greet people. :<

[elboricua123]

It really does get annoying after a while. Being from a spanish speaking country, and now living in the States. When someone begins a conversation with, Hola or reply with Hola after being greeted by me, i sometimes just want to strangle them. You may not think it rude or inappropriate, but for someone that worked so hard to learn and perfect the native language of the country you now reside in, in this case english, it gets real annoying when people say Hola just because you also speak spanish

[Infamous288]

@elboricua123 damn, you come to another country and tell the people how to greet others, thats rude.

they should've kicked you off of the banana boat

[elboricua123]

@Infamous288 well considering where im from its a U.S territory, therefor we belong to the same country/government, i see no reason why i shouldn't deserve the same respect everyone else. If you feel offended by something i do, and you tell me, i seize to do it. So why am i not allowed to expect the same? And banana boat? lol First class planes all the way.

[DSDunlap72]

@Infamous288 Puerto Rico is a US Territory, which is, constitutionally, one step from statehood.

33 of the 50 states were once U.S. Territories, so, unless you happen to have been BORN in ME, NH, VT, MA, CT, RI, NY, NJ, PA, DE, MD, VA, WV, NC, SC, GA, or TX, you are from a former U.S. Territory.

[humblebeginnings2012]

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[GeorgeSupreme]

what is the instrumental song in the background?

[MrTwinSpoons]

dear white people...

[DaFawky]

@MrTwinSpoons He is white...

[sandplasma]

@DaFawky There are Spanish and Mexican whites..you do know this right? ...

[DaFawky]

@sandplasma ....that's why I just said he's white. because the other commenter said "Dear white people..." as if the guy in the commercial wasn't even white. You're just repeating what I just told someone..... you know that right?

[bigboee415]

IDK what Youre talking about, "Hola" gets the azn/white girls goin ohh Emmm GEEEEE

[piousone]

If this gentleman were any cooler, air would be named after him. Stay thirsty, my friends.

[chonuts1]

HOlA, hey whats up guys!? WHATCHA DOIN??

[bluesdealer]

I do this all the time... damn!

[mynamemaru]

He can write a life manual book of 1000 pages in one day,......in binary code.

He is the most interesting man in the world

[kombatmaster7]

Yea I have tried to start with Hola before and continue in English. I thought it would show respect but some Mexicans dont like it for some reason. Wise words.

[itzaat]

@kombatmaster7 try "que onda"

[JudgeMAGiC]

@itzaat LAME!.

"Speak real Spanish my friend!".

Roasted!.

[goldeneye0019]

everyone knows the greatest language out there is body language :)

[SailaSobriquet]

@SpicManZ The pleasure's all mine!

[SHlTTER]

keep it real, this guy sucks at his spanish accent, especially in this video

[Leonar12345]

i'm going to take his advice and not buy dos equis...so i can stay thirsty

[dinosaurwalker]

@Leonar12345 BAHAHAHAHAHA

[01Christlover]

A legend

[TheGardener61]

@joshuatree1001 & @SailaSobriquit I wonder if you two were in a bar a fight would break out? Or if you two would just have the rest of us to kick your asses. God almighty you assholes need a life.

[SailaSobriquet]

@TheGardener61 Since you’ve decided to stick your nose in –

I wonder if you were just feeling ignored, and couldn’t stand being left out? Or if you’re the asshole who needs a life? “God almighty”? Is he one of your imaginary bar buddies too?

[malluking]

When I drink my milk, i prefer dos tities, "Stay thirst my infants"

[dvd791]

i dont always drink milk, but when i do i preferr dos chichis.

stay thirsty my friends

[miownunique]

@malluking hhahahhhahaaahaahahahahahahhaa­hahahahahahahhaahahaahhahahaah­ahah ctfu

[lilal23]

@malluking +1million!



[Thereviewser]

I acually did a report on him in school

[SailaSobriquet]

Hola!

Unless even a small portion of the beer is going to be worth a crap, don’t lead off with, “I’ll have a Dos Equis.”

For “The Most Interesting Man in the World” he sure drinks and shills for one crappy beer – which is not really all that interesting. I don’t know, maybe it tastes OK if you only speak Spanish.

[joshuatree1001]

@SailaSobriquet What do you drink? We all can't have the same tastes in beer, so please don't come here trying to educate on what beers to drink. You wouldn't force or tell people to drive the same car right? You also don't start bashing on a beer because YOU don't like it. Dos Equis is one of my favorites. But i also enjoy almost all others because of the different tastes they offer and the flavors they give off with the different types of food i eat. But yes, Dos Equis is a comfort beer.

[SailaSobriquet]

@joshuatree1001 Since you asked, I don’t drink Dos Equis; that’s for sure. If you re-read my post, you may note that I never tried to “educate” anyone about what beer I drink, nor did I tell anyone to do anything. However, you, on the other hand, are clearly trying to “educate,” and obliquely tell people what to do. Do you not see the hypocrisy in that? Non sequiturs and hypocrisy aside, I think Dos Equis is going to be able to weather one person’s dissent OK. They'll be alright.

[joshuatree1001]

@SailaSobriquet Well, i do not see the hypocrisy because i was telling you not to come here on youtube and look up a video that clearly states Dos Equis and come and bash it. I AM trying to educate you to stay away from things that make you mad. I was just helping you put 2 & 2 together. If something makes you mad or you dislike something, you probably shouldn't go near it, or more specifically look it up. You still never told me what you drink btw...

[SailaSobriquet]

@joshuatree1001 It does not surprise me that you don’t see your own hypocrisy. With all due respect (emphasis on the word “due”), clearly, education is not your calling. How does what I drink have a bearing on anything? I’m not the one trying to sell beer. Again, if you don’t like being in this conversation, then cease what you began: stop replying. It’ll be OK, really. Just go back to counting.

[spicmanz]

@SailaSobriquet i hope your mother gets plowed by a drunk driver.

[SailaSobriquet]

@spicmanz Well, since you’ve set such a childish, irrational tone: Is your father out of jail already? I thought they had permanently revoked his license.

[spicmanz]

@SailaSobriquet mine was better.

[SailaSobriquet]

@spicmanz It’s a pleasure to correspond with the progeny of one who is so elevated and, clearly, replete with intellect. Please, congratulate your father on a job well-done!

[spicmanz]

@SailaSobriquet thats the spirit tiger

[SailaSobriquet]

@spicmanz Nice job, SpicManZ. I’ve not seen such a well-crafted non sequitur like that in a long time. You put a lot of work in on that one, and it shows.

[spicmanz]

@SailaSobriquet thanks, its nice to get some appreciation once in a while.

[Oskar930913]

this guy... vs the old spice guy?

[junior091984]

it is funny when a group of people is talking about you thinking that you don't speak english i see it all the time suckers

[jong9876]

i think it is funny how there is a guy along with the two girls, but the camera always cuts that guy out and only shows the dos equis guy with the two girls lol

[Surfix4]

fucking lookalike

[lolzattack12]

@hitmonchan107 yo want pizza

[Hitmonchan107]

El puede hablar el Espaniol... en Japones.

[RaptorJohnny]

This guy should be the new James Bond

[IZevenge]

Cookie Monster: I don't always eat cook-

Just kidding, I always eat cookies.

Stay hungry, my friends.

[woopwoop217]

if i ever drink beer (currently underaged) i think ill start by drinking dos equis and watch all this guys commercials while i get totally hammered

[extrapobro]

I don't usually start conversation with "Hola", but when i do, i am totally drunk.

[RamirezRoyalty]

yea i hate when people who don't speak the language open a conversation with hola, i'm American -_-.

[TheLotharx]

I don't always drink beer... well, yes I do.

[ITSbigwillystyle]

si, si.... pero yo hablo espanol tambien....

[Ezekiel222]

fucking genius hahha

[renegaed]

wonder how much money they are paying to keep this in the comedy section for so long.

[SuperIlluminaughty]

Whitey don't speak spanish, if you hear spanish be a good citizen and call ICE.

[flamebot4475]

@SuperIlluminaughty

Yeah, Because i'm shure your 100% white -_-.

[garciaking951]

@SuperIlluminaughty Just because you hear spanish dosnt mean you have to be a dick and call ICE.

[XGman5X]

@SuperIlluminaughty Haha its funny because your STUPID!!!

[endlesswaltz81]

he really is the most interesting man in the world! lol

[practicalwhacktical]

That's why I always say, "Bongiorno."

[MrRU550]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[takethefirststep]

The most interesting man vs Chuck Norris. Go!

[MAXIMUSACIDBURN]

This guy is so smart!!!

[711chad]

That is like the SMARTEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!!

[Curruptid]

good thing i am very fluent in español

[fszocelotl]

Language is like what Prof. Miyagi said of Karate. Either you know it or don't, there's no try or bits.

[WhiteLongSword7]

Haha!

[Ramen117]

Lol good advice right there.

[SIMPLEmeee]

i liked the part where it started and really disliked the part where it ended.

[misdemeanor]

Brilliant and simple. 

[E50Bust]

Awesome.

[MySleepingSickness]

Wat

[GamerBoyGod]

truly the words of today's greatest philosopher

[a7xobsesser7527]

@GamerBoyGod philosiraptor vs. most interesting man in the world.....

[tehUBERn00blet]

@GamerBoyGod Today's greatest philosopher is a fictional character from a beer advertising campaign. That's the world we live in.

Fuck yeah.