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  • I date a Scorpio and I DO approve what she's saying... I'm Pisces, and used to break up with her every f...g week... Guess what - no use, comes back :)

  • Why does everything I hear and read about Scorpios make them sound like psychopaths? Never met one but I'm curious if the rumors are true...

  • Awww my comment on my old channel is the top comment by KaunisSuicide! :)

  • HAHAHA!!!! "and this is how to end a relationship with a scorpion is to die." i laghped right at the spot!!! HAHA!! xD

  • Hilarious!

  • My exprience, n I am in a Scpro duad. with Cancer influences, doing something like being depressed all day and night by choice will be good. Usually Scorpios like to stay quiet but, they are also adept at internet trolling. Virgos do that too. And would know Aquarians. any sign could become a troll, but Scorpios really have it figured out.

  • my first love was a scorpio male I am a virgo woman and we havent been together in about a year but we always find a way back to each other its obvious his feelings are strongly there

    and so are mine.... this describes him haha I guess when he said he would love me forever he truly meant it!!!

  • smooth criminal thats us.

  • How about wee end the relationship and u b hunting me down sounds more like it.no way i'am running after u where did u get that!

  • i am LIBRA with SCORPIO rising.. i got all qualities of both the signs.. so i roll at levels human mind has not evolved to yet ;)

  • @demonslayer650 omg dude, i am about to bring out this scoprio out for a second date. I'm a gemini and i flirt a lot, i hope she won't kill me for that :)

  • Scorpio (thinking to self)- Ouch my feelings are hurt and want to cry.

    Scorpio (talking aloud)- Beware my tail coming for you for being so negative.

  • and i can let go of a girl fair enough wen i either know its the right thing to do or arent going to try to get her back and squander mypride

  • o hey im nov 9th too

  • Wow...people really and truly dont understand us....want to know what a scorpio is really like? Talk to me. Im a Scorpio....how do you know I wouldnt lie to make you think better of us? Because you will believe what you want to believe regardless of what I tell you so why waste my time lying?

  • @KenSchoen11408 my thoughts are all astrological signs have light and darkness, it appears this woman sees only the darkness in Scorpios.

  • i am a scorpio and i do not think that is a good way to end a relationship just be honest to them in a nice way they should understand,if not at least you were honest and if you lied that would get even them more mad . ps scorpio do hate when you lie to them they never forget or forgive sometimes

  • @TheDoggirl123456 I AGREE WITH YOU!

  • @PeaceloveSing01 thank you 030

  • someohow Scorpio women are far more scary,, Im Scorpio man scared of Scorpio Women,,,

  • @NamChampskee Very true. I've noticed the men tend to be intense but the women tend to be a bit colder.

  • lmao! I'm a Scorpio I actually didn't stop berating my ex until he started dating my best friend, I verbally destroyed them both in an argument, some friend's were ordered to throw bricks threw windows and then I washed my hands of them forever.

  • As a Pisces my perfect love match is a Scorpio. And as a Pisces, someone who loves hard, it's good to know that they would be just as obsessive over me as I would be them. Hahahahaha psychos FTW.

  • @LibertineDeSade I'm a Cancer, and I completely agree! Crazy water people FTW.

  • @MsRevenka LMAO!! I love it!

  • yeah, a scorpio loved me at one time, so much that he said "if i cant have you, noone can"...meaning "i will kill you...yeah, niiiiiice. that scorpio was nutts!

  • @TheAMANDA614 Haha, Yep lots of scorpios aren't very mellow. I don't know if I'm quite at the level of killing someone who departed from me, but I see the similarity. XD

  • I dated this one scorpio a year ago and i ended it with him. Ever since then, he's been trying to get me back. Now that i've moved on and i'm dating someone else. it seems he's stepped up his plan and reason for stalking me. What's messed up about this guy, is he's now engaged to this other girl. So If he's really in love with the other girl, why does he still want me for?

  • sooooooooooo trueeeeeeeeeee

  • She's right.

    Lol, no lie.

  • As a proud Scorpio, I find this hilarious (you all can't take all this seriously! have a sense of humour!!).......but truthfully..you made us sound like psychos!!

  • Your better off just telling us your not happy anymore and you want us to leave you alone then dieing or sleeping with are best friends we can live with the pain or least i can

  • I'm a Scorpio, and I do not approve this message.

  • All of this is not true. Scorpio is very understandably sing. We get crazy only when it really hurts, and we do in once in a while. Otherwise we are so ignoring when comes to end of relationship.

  • My gf of 5 years left me for someone she swore to me was just her freind. Smashed up his car, his house, set his garage on fire, chased him with an axe, went to jail. Now out on bail, still awaiting trail.

  • Ah... Yeah, you mess with a Scorpio they mess with you back O.O I learned that the hard way.. even if it's the Scorpio who broke it off...

    -Scorpios Ex

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  • THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT!!! I MUST SAY!! Everything that woman said... The truth... You break up with me? You die. (Yeah, that happened... o.o) Damnit, when I say,"I love you", I meant forever O:< And ever. And ever. And even AFTER ever is over!

  • lol....2 sides to a coin..funny video..lol...you get cursed and become a scorpio in your next life...ahahhaa lol

  • @LovePurrrpleLilac lol predictable? hardly? I guess that's why its the sign of mystery huh? dumb ass

  • I find the Scorpio passionate jealousy and possessiveness super attractive....

    but then I am a Taurus sun with a Pisces moon =)

  • I think if u have sex with anyone best friend they'll break up with you. Or maybe that's just me?

  • @luvineverything101 I agree,no matter what sign u are tahts a deal breaker :P

  • Wow...Jesus this is scary.

  • sounds like my ex-virgo....

  • I am a scorpio and if my boyfriend slept with someone else, I would obliterate him one molecule at a time.

    zero tolerance policy.

    fer sure

  • it's very true though, I'm a scorpio & I've only truly been in love once & when I said I love you, that was it for me & I still & probably always will have feelings for someone I was with, but the best way to break up with a scorpio is to die LOL seriously we'll hunt you down! trust!

  • wow, my new boyfriend is a scorpio and im a leo

    and he is too fast aggressive

    haha.. i bet he is hard to break up with

  • is to die lmaooo *

  • Chat with Russian women **leefoxnow.info**

  • :D Ahahaha, so true. Although I'm way too proud to stalk someone or to keep annoying them. I smile and walk away as it was the easiest thing ever and then try for ages to let go in my head too. :D

    And yes, if you want to end a relationship with a Scorpio, lie to her, cheat and be stupid all around. :D Even better - be mean to someone weaker than yourself. That should do the trick.

  • This is why could never let go of my crushes.....wow!

  • lol omg...that's my saying...if you love something set it free, and if it doesnt come back hunt it down and kill it :)

  • OMG, i tired this women! lol Hes always trying to talk to me even when i yell at him, freakin insane - Libra/Taurus

  • this is so true. from personal experience. i was with a scorpio man for 6 weeks and dumped him. two months later, he is STILL stalking me. i wish i had watched this before i ended it with him.

  • isnt that sorta putting scorpios in a bad light? some scorpios have the ability to control themselves too yknow...

  • @ski808 some might, but i dont

  • u might think im a psyco scorpio because i would show up at ur doorstep at 2

  • oh god wtf! thank goodness my ex remarried

  • fuck there best friend o.O

  • @glitch167 LOL - sure advice... for all astrological signs...

  • I'm going to start my own country and in it there will be only 1 law: conception can only happen on Valentine's day! Eventually my country will take over the entire world. Then there will be no more silly wars, divorce, broken homes, sadness, poverty, theft, bad jokes and all the other goofy things that a world full of Scorpios would never allow. We will attain Utopia. All races, religions and orientations are welcome (of course only healthy heterosexuals will get tax breaks in the beginning) :P

  • why would u wanna leave a scorpio we're the best!!!

  • @demonslayer650 O_O ...

  • damn she makes them sound crazy a shit

  • @Eternalsky1982 they are...mine sure was

  • I'm fucked xD lol

  • Hahahahahaha!!!

    "The one after that, the one after that, and the one after that."

    Hahahahahahaha!!!

    

  • I ended it with a scorpio yesterday hahaha im not dead yet !!!

    I just said that " i feel likeit wouldnt be fair to him and all this crap " and he said blahblahblah and after that i made a sandwhich!lols but i ended it!

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  • ROFL!! Hysterical!!

  • omggggggg this is beyond true

  • this is so over the top haha

  • lol we're all very nice people u know just a little sadistic at times but nice.

  • oh my God, my mom is married to a scorpio

  • @muzapstar and, as we learned from this video, she ALWAYS will be... :-))

  • UR AMAZING

  • LADY UR GOOD

  • so serious. lol

    Cant we all just get along? lol

  • The only way to end a relationship is to die? Guess I'll have to get my rope now... lol

  • love that saying, track it down and kill it dead...

  • lol im a sag my bf a scorpio and thats some scary shit....

  • im a scorpio and my ex girlfriend who i was trying to win back had sex with my best friend

    that hoe's been dead to me ever since.

  • @Poizon67 good 4 u

  • @taliuxx hey i hear you loud and clear about being religious, but i'll tell you what... scorpios taking revenge is sometimes not in your control. you may find yourself hurting them even when your trying not to. i found myself hurting others un-intentionally sometimes.... it's like when someone hurts you and they act like they don't care, when you finally fall in love with someone else, the old careless person becomes hurt by your very happiness.. they know to themselves that that new friend.....

  • is going to get that sincere, intense love that they once experienced, sometimes that hurt is more painful than the very breakup experience for them...

  • WTF? You people act like your intimidated by us or something.

  • @67woodgirl They are.

  • haha lol :-)

    she's funny

    scorpio here.

    hmmm, i didn't know i was like that

  • I tried ending a relationship with a scorpio and he will not let me go. Yes, he's said he loves me and will love me even if I don't marry him. But in return I have to love him for life and not marry, simply be single. I don't know if that's a compliment or something else. But I do care a lot about him

  • Are you guys all 5 years old???? Have you never heard of sarcasm???

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  • hahaa u guys are fuked..so fuked and passionate its fuked!

  • @fukavchip12 we are "passionately fucked".

  • even truer.lol i threw someone back and...it didn't come back...now the mission to kill is in progress.jk >> or am i?

  • lol damnnn so frekin true. LMAO. dude i cant stand lies.. i know when people are lieing to me for some reason. i can just define it with the way they say things and act. its wierd :D but pretty awesome

  • i think the best way would be to destroy their trust in you. i'm a scorpio girl and as soon as a guy betrays me, i break up with him there and then.

  • sooo i have to kill myself?....

  • welcome to the club mate

  • You want to end a realtionship with a scorpio.. Kill the trust you have built with them.. You will never go back, no matter how many times you say you are sorry. IT will be over

  • you have sex with my best friend and both of you end up in different graveyards continents apart

  • Scorpio's are also easier to insult, and they tend to take "jokes" a bit to serious. How do you think they'd take actual real betrayal? :b. I'm glad you look at love at such a romantic perspective, but it doesn't take away the fact most of the world doesn't :(. I'm born 24 october, i am a Scorpio ;)

  • Have sex with their best friend is probably worse advice i've ever heard. Scorpios are very resentful if you hurt them. So destroying your relationship with them and their best friends would be extremely selfish. Depending on the extent of the love the scorpio has for you, they could very well kill the both of you. I'm deadly serious with that, scorpios emotions are intense so to do such a thing is suicide.

  • Im a Scorpio and that would make me forget about some one instantly.

    Fuck that shit.

  • Well if you had been in an relationship with the person for a long time and truly loved them. Then i believe the betrayal could consume anyone despite their star-sign. As i said, it depends on the extent of your love for the person to whatever re-action you may have.

  • Im a scorpio, I havent been in proper love yet, but I cant imagine myself killing them just cause my partner slept with my best mate...It wouldnt even hurt me which is weird dont u think...Its lies I dont like, if they told me the truth then it would be fine.

  • actually i am in love.

  • Well when Scorpios fall in love, they fall hard.

    Once the people you love betray you, then it will hurt one way or another.

    If it didn't hurt, then you didn't really love that person that betrayed you. I wouldn't say every Scorpio would kill both people for betrayal, but i will say that most people would based on how much they loved that person.

    The deeper the love, the harder the pain, the more chance you will go "click" and end em.

  • thats funny!

  • This is so trippy i was actually thinking on how to dump my scorpio boyfriend and this pops out?

  • the only way to win someone back if you are a Scorpio like me, is if you have messed up your image in the eyes of your ex, then you need to be reborn, transform your self into a better person, stronger,smarter, and take care if your body, we have the strength to do it and get them back or at least become better than them to the point where you are not wanting that person anymore. then you will see that they will look for you!. but be careful and don't self destruct in the proses of a break up.

  • My Mrs is a Scorpio - and she scares me shitless!

  • actually, they go into jealous rages; my ex is a scorpio i swear this woman is telling the total truth; i tried to break up and he went nuts he stalked me, chased me down and i had to call the cops multiple times before i finally got rid of him and he still says he can't get over me; i met a gyuy soon after and he said he was a scorpio and i ran the other way!!!!!

  • thats foul if my friend ever screwed around with my girl id kill em both

  • you must be a scorpio

  • if u r a scorpio, it's crazy cuz i just looked at ur name and my ex is an expert in ju jitsu lol

  • I am a Scorpio and you are too good with this . . . I wish I would have known this channel before I broke up with the only Capri woman I dated . . . I tried looking for any video on how to get a capri back hope u got some tips up ur sleeve !

  • im kinda in the same boat as you my friend i also am a scorpio but my girl is a libra, well my ex. ad i too am looking for videos on winning back a libra, im still searching. how about you? have u had any luck?

  • No man . . . . . No luck on finding a video but I emailed a Capi girl but when I tried to ask my ex she haven't responded ! Good luck to you ;-)

  • Tell them you lied to them about really being in love with you.

    They won't come back.

  • You know....changing yourself or incorporating ugly behaviors will turn most people off.

  • Funny haha but probably the best choice haha

  • I love my cat for all my heart...he is nine years old now, and if he ever died im not shure what i would do, he was my friend since i was 10 years old. I talk to him all day long even though he just sleeps, i allways stroke him gently and he purrs, he is my best friend!

  • OMG you talk to a cat ??

    Wow you have issues...

  • Dude! He understands me! He allways answers "Purr" Lol

  • The only way to really end a relationship with a scorpio is to die.

    hahahaha. She says it so flatly it was so funny!!! XD

  • actually, she speaks the truth.

  • so true. lol i love this

  • Honesty the second best way to end a relation with a Scorpio is betraying him/her but you will have the worst of the enemies......hopefully any girl have betrayed me so far because I don't know what I'm capable of doing.........J.K that wasn't a trip but is true, the best way to end a relation with a Scorpio is been honest and face him/her and tell that person what you feel, they will still loving you in another degree but the relation will would be end...tip from a Scorpio hehe

  • lmao. this is so true...

  • this is scary o.o

  • the only way to end a relationship with a scorpio is to die hehe.

  • this is so true dude haha

  • LIES I wont stalk once u hit the heart I dont wanna even look in your direction... although if I said I love u and U sleep with my best friend.........whoa lets just hope I clean up the mess properly >=)>

  • Tssk... to know a scorpio is to live a thousand lifes going from one extreme to another, just to seek the truth about ourselves, and then hopefully about the other. We hate all untruly, unjust and insincere things. We learn a lot, but won't obey our parents rule to act like we've learned.

    We feel great responsability for the weak and unregarded. We give the best advice, but this often requires a lot of inner strength. Not just good effort. We'll show you the dirt, so you can uncover the diamond

  • Hahaha!! So true! I am a Scorpio, and I totally agree!

  • she is oooo funny. I'm Scorp but my rising is Cap so I can detach anybody at any given time however, if someone detaches from me and I feel they have wasted my time and are not even worthy of detaching themselves they will be sorry they ever met me hahaha!

  • lololol "the only way to end it is to die"

  • I can tell she hates scorpoio's wants to die LOL NO the best way to end one with a scorpio is to die lol my fiance passed on he was a scorpio lol I loved him tohugh I know he have a sense of humor lol NO i was ina scorpoio thingy he cheated on me no problem with your best friends wife I had his best fried hang him out a window LOL I new were the key was LOL Death is for wussies mental damge better.... Be honest the trutth is the best.... NO SEX will do it...

  • Hence why i stay away from these attachy scorpios

  • hence, why Charles Manson was a Scorpio lol!

  • "the only way to really end a relationship with a scorpio..

    is to die"

    xDDD I almost peed myself.

    it can be so true.

  • @PhoenixEclipseCurse thats so unfair though, how does one let go of an emotion forever for someone?

  • @PhoenixEclipseCurse

    thats so tru xD

  • @PhoenixEclipseCurse bahahh! I almost DID die just laughing at that!

  • Easy...if you cheat a Scorpio he will hate you forever and he will not trust you anymore

  • and we'll find out who your next bf/gf is and make them think you're cheating on them too....as well as your next relationship, and the next and the next ( hence, we never forget a slight )

    Nothing personal, it's just the way we are.

  • cheating only makes things worse and actually makes us want to kill you.

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  • "we'll kill you"? wow what are you some psycho 14 year old?

  • no hes really not kidding,we will kill you

    unless if we have an alternate ambition,and the moon sign is in capricorn or taurus.hence me not resorting to that eaisly.

  • Have sex with their best friend? Hmm... You're making a lot of Scorpio's rather angry. That's not good.

  • I'm married to a Scorpio, and if I ever cheated on him he would be on Nancy Grace saying I went missin.

    Be honest with them, they can sense if you are lying.

  • LOL! but SO true!!

    If you're lying, we can see it and then things tend to get pretty ugly real quick with no promises of what comes next.

  • wow wtf kind of advice is that? if my gf goes off with my best friend im blamming you. wow wtf

  • dont cheat on a scorpio with his friend

    im 1 and i can say i fall in love with just about every girl i hook up with so this is very true

  • true dat sista!!

    god bless!

  • ya i wouldnt recommend cheating on a scorpio with a best friend...

  • stfu bitch...

    that's not the way to break up with a scorpio. the only thing that scorpios hate is betrayal. you wanna break up with em once and for all...just talk to them and be honest. You will get out of relationship easy and also have a friend for life.

  • I'm Aquarius but my moon is in Scorpio and I have real troule letting go of someone that cut all contact 10 years ago. I don't see him but he is on my mind all the time. I don't like having a Scorpio moon. It's suffocating.

  • she broke my heart..... so i broke her nose

  • Do you have how to end it with a gemini??? I NEED THAT SO BADLY!!!

  • Just tell us it's over. Or don't talk for a while. We pick up on hints pretty quickly.

  • Really? Cuz its taken nearly a year for this one.

  • Are you joking? We are the easiest to break up with because we can move on quick.

  • Really? Cuz the one im with is really hard to shake off.