Cod 5 - Der Riese Funny Monkey bomb glitch

[purpleughhh]

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[PACKAPUNCHGUY]

its because you through it out of the map.

[IHutchVI]

he says your not sam means samantha

[user73074]

the monkey means you not samantha

[oscar122096]

Start it at 00:13 and the monkey bomb it says your not Sam just like the other video said about the ghost of sam

[wtfwthwhn]

your not sam (throws monkey) weeeeeeeee

[HigginsClash]

Who is bob

[freerunn3rproduction]

HAHAHAHAH!! thats fucking funny XD

[MRSnob99]

yea samatha was the owner of the monkey and the dogs was his dog fluffy

[blockcrusher77]

its out of the gap so it doesnt attract the zombies dumb ass.

[burn2ground]

if u throw the monkey in the fire oven thing it starts screaming and says, "why do you hurt mr. monkey? mr. monkey just wanted to play!"

[Eimil2]

"Can't touch this." XDDD LMAO HAHA

[TheLochax]

i heard one say in black ops, "i love you!" OMGLOL!

[calltoduty5]

its not a glitch..... treyarch put it in there. its realistic because the zombies dont know where to go ;)

[williamking88]

can't touch dis lol

[FlipVidsOnly]

lol cant touch me

[VlekkieProduction]

If u search on ytube Story from zombies u will learn why the monkey says that

[VlekkieProduction]

Monkey bomb is one of the toys from sam thats why the monkey saying that

[VlekkieProduction]

That gun is from that proffesor isn't it?

[coolravi2]

your not Sam XD

[MrMaggas]

Is this firsrt time you played cod 5? -__-

[mikenjoethebros]

its not a glitch thezombies dont know what to do because they cant get to the monkey bomb

[brennan5839]

Lol when can't touch this played did you die

[alexfrom323]

dempsy makes funny sounds wit this weapon,like,bzzzzzzz hahaha.

[TheCrazyKaz]

did u die aftr

[superjacob64]

I want "Can't Touch This" to play when you throw the monkey bomb now. lol

[ninja650rn]

lol awesome



[BRADERS432]

cant touch this lol thumbs up

[Lengi123]

Wunderwaffe, duh

[mrpotatohead34]

whats that wierd gun you had in the beginning of the video?

[argentinasausagele]

this is definitely an extremely awesome game i can't believe it. it is so much superior to mw1. ive only just attained the second prestige ! i am as a result thrilled. acquired the video game pretty much yesterday evening as a result of mw2forfreeYinfo (replace Y with . ) however i'm witout a doubt beating everybody!

[shadisawesome2000]

@nokia12362 yes it was a glitch. what happened was

he threw the monkey bomb in a certain place.

The zombies ere dazed and couldn't see him!

so they didn't attack!

[shadisawesome2000]

" Your not sam". I know what it means!!

If you want to know, just send me a personal message saying you want to know what it means, and ill send u one bak! 3>

[kifiaz]

Lol awesome CANT TOUCH THIS

[smallusa97]

NICE VIDEO I LIKE THAT SONG "CANT TOUCH THIS"

[rylter]

lol at all the one liners in this game! "Nothing sucks more than not being able to blow shit up!", he is just to cool! xD

[LuisElKing]

:oooo. Oh my fucking good. Is that really? The question?

[MandoNasty1904]

HOW TO DO YOU GETA MONKEY BOMB

[XJesusATEmySammichX]

@MandoNasty1904 mystery box

[tortillarey]

sometimes the monkey say's here i come sam

[usns92595]

holy shit it said ur not sam weeee



[chion273]

0:13 did the monkey say your not sam? Weee

[computerhelp1432]

THAT'S F***** FUNNY! can't touch this! hahahahahaha!

[wha007lambo]

what does your not sam mean anyways

[tortillarey]

@wha007lambo It means that sam is the owner of the monkey bomb

[tajawuan321]

Dulxeboy i agree with u

[wwe6500]

dempsey should have been singing =P

[xoCloeBabyox]

'' awesome! bllllleeee'' LMAO i love demsy

[ImAdocter3000]

ive known this

[TheGlock80]

thriller would've been a better choice of song

[MrBlackzone007]

lol 

[crayon8371]

Lol, i discovered this on my own, this is a great way to make crawlers

[Demyxness]

LOL

[RogerRulez765]

cant touch this! hahahahaha this never gets old.

[GLeNnOCiiDe]

The monkey says your not sam samantha is maxis's duator and she owned a toy monkey

[themaxiscome]

check up killerfinlands theory best one out there i swear to god

[GhostFaced78]

HAHA Halarious

[HellRazor3241]

Funny video especially when the music comes on. So perfect.

[chesterngiamzhenghao]

can't touch this cool music in Waw man! liol

[ninjabluemonkey]

once i got a monkey bomb by throwing it on a teammates head i think someone was in front of him to stop it flying off then when they moved you have a magic monkey bomb just stays there levitating by the way the person needs to crouch

[MakeYourOwnMash]

Im gunna do this on live one day, As soon as i get monkeys throw one out of the map and put my headphones to my mic playing that song xD

[blackmagic19996]

lol nice video 'cant touch this '

[danellaarana896720]

Fck having to pay forty pounds for MW2. Me and my buddies downloaded the steam nulled version with the brand new Map Pack from codmw2freedl com this morning, and it definitely works flawlessly. I'm already at LVL. 16 and cannot wait to have the ACR with ACOG Scope!

[zalabire]

nice!

[Willis53y]

ha ha

[Besty008]

lol

[Dulxeboy]

that was weird with the "your not Sam?"

[HellTutorials]

@Dulxeboy

The "Your Not Sam?" is becuse the monkey bomb it Samantha's teddy bear.

[allaroundvideos1]

@Dulxeboy @Dulxeboy Samantha listen to the radios shes the reason why there's the teddy bear look it up or look this up The TRUE Story Behind Nazi Zombies Part 1

its by DisGruntledMachinima

[GMMReviews]

@Dulxeboy Samantha is Dr Madix's daughter and she is Der Reise, look it up, her toys the laugh, all her, kinda creepy ;S thats why the monkey is like "Ur not Samantha!?!?!

[fttrx2]

@Dulxeboy yeah, have you ever heard zombies yell sam?

[Dude5333]

@Dulxeboy its kuz ithe munky came from sams toybox(mystery box) and shes a crazy dead zombie queen now...also the hellhounds r sams dogs babies messed up kuz of a teleporting failure...blame richtofen and dr max 4 that

[KirrickProductions]

@Dulxeboy if you know the story behind nazi zombies, i think the little girl is sam and the monkey bomb is one of her toys. then her father realized that the zombies were attracted to the monkey, so he strapped dynamite to it. for more detail type in nazi zombie story and find killer finlands video. he gives a really good explanation on what has happened.

[pokekid1231]

@Dulxeboy u know that little girl Samantha thats what the monkey ment

[KingEndon1]

@Dulxeboy Sam is the owner of Mokey Bomb, Hellhounds and Bob

[MrBailey55]

@KingEndon1 no i thought rictofen was the one that created it

[KingEndon1]

@MrBailey55 Yes, Richtofen made the monkey then gave it to Sam.

[VideoGamerGuy987]

suck it zombies

[mmmtots]

i find that hilarious

[BigBruiser76]

dumb....

[lododeco]

bakuganman12345@ Hahaha, good one =3

[mrmonkeyisland1]

Brilliant!!! I'm trying that!!

[jaedcapo]

where did you get the weapon, the monkey, and how do you go out the house

[MrThunderGuy]

wtf is with you man did you just get this map ......you get the monkeys from the random box plus you have to buy the doors and shit to get where he is

[jaedcapo]

okay thanks, i dont have dis game, so thats why im saying stupidities...

[Nelsonngyn1]

Can't touch this

[greendaydude395]

AWSOME BZZZT

[TheFlameofdespair]

wtf is aint a fucking glitch

[panseree]

thats not a glitch :p, and it doesent help you at all, :P nab

[tomo9877]

I think it's more a funny moment than glitch

[gonkersyco]

u can tell hes edited it

[Dragonpro22]

lol out of no where cant touch this

[Aaron15792]

That isnt a glitch

[cooldudefazza2]

awsome BSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZ!!

[musicmad1006]

very funny.. umm help me here if u can. where can i get the monkey bomb and the bowie knife? plz write back on my profile

[glitchemasters]

open the door behind he was,and the monkey bombs can be find in the box

[DaneyOwnz]

bowie knife you can get just a little further then the random box, that door, then u see on the wall after the door the bowie knife it cost 3000

Monkey bomb u cna get from random box

[jangodarkbleed]

wow this glitch is so old

[parkour720]

Zombie:where did it go?

[ShadowNinja236]

cant eat me..................cant eat me

[glitchemasters]

it can't touch this

[remco29rs]

thats not a glitch u noob thats just right in the game

[kaijay2]

cant touch this was a good edit lol

[deanmove]

Bloody hell man. it's just because the bomb gone out map. they cant go back out once in so it's not atually a glitch

[HennaJayNavArjun]

is the craler the zombie wiv no lega

[DKI94]

fail

[jibjabfilms]

LOL!

[TheBfc46]

pmsl cant touch dis XD

[navila210]

Psn guitardomination

[Link22390]

i wish you could throw the monkey bomb in the furnace and they would climb in there. that would have been great lol. but they just stand there like you throw it outside the map

[theblackberrydude]

ok i need 2 more guys that really knows how to play der riese. i mean people that gets to round 30 and more. if u r, pls add me. my psn: Jeezybrotha. and if your good i'll show you how to get infinity monkeys. but 1st u have to show me that your good. if i c that ur bad i'll have to delete u. trust me i know between good players and bad players.

[geckohead135]

its usually the guys who all have headset except u and keep saying LEAVE THE CRAWLER , AHH U IDIOT !!

[Sheishness]

tbh it's not a glitch

[xXxOhnyjxXx]

i never tryed it but i was thinking for a laugh if u threw a monkey bomb out side the map that the zombies would climb back out of the windows to get to it xD that would have been funny :)

[geckohead135]

lol i thought the same thing

[do3pwnage]

its a waste of monkeys because the monkey could kill them but if u throw it off the map they just stop and u have to waste ammo.....chodes

[jjdjjdjjd12]

agreed but looks funny lol dont hate

[zipp39]

ive never thought of that

[TsOneshotBugga]

hey add me on xbl im good at zombies if you want to stay till round 35 or more add me TsOneshotbugga

[DirtyDirtyHorde]

sam is not short for samantha only dick weed

[joetjoeplol14]

they do it even sometimes when you trow it just in the map kinda bug i think

[RD14453]

Lol it isnt a fucking bug it is part of the game , the music the monkey is playing distracts the zombie kinda way

[MufcDan1]

wtf i play cod 4 mainly & never played der raise, wth is that gun.

[JayMutta]

wunderwaffe DG-2

(NOT wunder waffLe)

[monkeyman2547]

thats not a glitch, the zombies do that when its imposible to get to the bomb

[lukeisacool]

nazi zombies are gay

[xXschadenfreudeXx]

Wow that is not a glitch neither is it funny it sucks more then a vacuum....

[snowboardingguy2]

agreed.

[xXschadenfreudeXx]

Hahahah cool:D

[BowlingAlleyProd]

Something alot of people don't know is that the monkey bomb was created by Richtofen. To back that up, when you play as the doctor and throw a monkey it says "Here I go Sam" and when someone else throws him he says "Hey, your not Sam!" So that means Richtofen real name is Sam :) Haha betcha di'nt know that!

[rapper2k8]

and wen u play as the doc wen sum zombies chase u they go SAM!! and with other people they go ARrrrRRRR

[BowlingAlleyProd]

Ur makin fun o me arnt cha >:(

[rapper2k8]

no.....lmao dnt b such a sore arse n chillax :D i wernt makin fun of ya , and if i was how XD

[mlvannatter]

Richtofens name is not Sam. Sam is a girl..short for Samantha. Learn a little something about the back story in zombies before you make post that make you sound like an idiot!

[JayMutta]

thanks for that! :)

[Assassin70x]

the only good thing about this video is the

"can't touch this"

only reason why i favorited...

[andresmarty991]

lol thats not a glitch if u throw it somewhere off the map they stay still and im givin this shit video bad rep this shucks dick

[CrazyIvan4]

not really a glitch but still hella funny

[chasey98]

nice

[cloudeydaudy]

its pretty stupid how the put a monkey bomb in der riese wat do monkeys gt 2 do wid zombies they could of done the teddy bomb or something lol

TEDDY BOMB LOL i had 2 say that

[rockrzk]

did u hear the monkey the second time it sed "YOUR NO SAM!"

[AussieRaver1996]

lol! yeah

[ev1707]

if you look the story then it makes scence

[SiiCProductions]

really not a glitch.. if u throw one out of the area they obviously cant get to it

[TheFCBproductions]

no realy a glitch ive done it before but still good job

P.S cant touch this

[dillonpower99]

not realy a glitch like but its funny xD

[Erikman37]

havent gotten this one, i think shi no numa sucked, i got bored after a while, whereas the second one was way better, i think this one is the best

[OMGWTFBBQTSTIS]

Awsome BuluululululuU!

[clayton6600]

dude no offence but this aint a fucking glitche its just the zombies cant go to the bomb so they stop until it explodes

[fredwort]

that was so funny can't touch this

[StillLife17]

This isnt even a glitch, the zombies will go after the monkey bomb where ever you throw it so since it was thrown out of the map they had no where to go, fail.

[robotcopwin]

lol

[gebrehet]

lmfao i once threw monkey bomb far and wonderd what would happen now i know and lol cant touch this

[chelsea4life12345]

i knew this b4

[fefster666]

what does that have to do with this video...?

[TechDeckCrazy123]

sorry i mmust have went back and comented on the wrong video my bad

[HotshotBedford]

lol dats jokes cant touch dis :L

[TweetReece]

this glitch wasn't found by kerby. i downloaded this map pack the hour it came out and i did this, And i'm sure im not the only one.

[PS3Insight]

whats the glitch?

[ETownKO]

if they're far enough away they also will just stand there

[Mikey1472]

LOL cant touch this XD

[wolfpacker100]

i already knew this shit

[masterofbunnies]

i said whata

lol

[halojake13]

lolz spammers

[Assassin1x]

you know what would be smart?....zombies get attracted to monkeys right?....

so why don't they throw a monkey with an energizer in it

that way the zombie will get distracted for a long time.....and you shoot them...

lol

[xXiRoNxSigHtZzzx]

ha that made me laugh!

[Assassin1x]

the glitch founded by kirby?....

well i think alot of people have done this but didn't think it would help so didn't post it....

wats the point for them to just stand there when monkey bomb can attract and do damage...

[TheROBOHOBO100]

its just for fun

[jacob5001]

ha ha ha ha ha

[jacob5001]

i like the cant toch this part

[MrDoseisfr3sh]

the song of the money is cool

[jdude2211]

It's hammer time. (y)

[CufBrosInc]

this isn't even a glitch. if u put the monkey bomb somewhere where the zombies cant go or is far away, they just stop

[NaziZombiePwner]

not funny and not a glitch

[Deuling1]

Maybe this isn't funny, but it is a glitch.

[22ndJanuary1993]

Yeah dude you cant dis someone about literacy if you cant yourself.

[Deuling1]

I had got one word wrong. Getting one word wrong is either a typo, or just that someone isn't perfect. Getting almost every other word wrong and forgetting punctuation and grammar, means you need to learn some English. I can dis him, because I make only one or two mistakes, not one or two hundred...