it is incredibly arragont to say evolution is just a stupid theroy after people have devoted their lives to proving it while justifying it by reading a book which is essentaly a fairy tale
i particularly like it when they say 'there's just too many missing links'. ha! if you ask a bible basher for proof they'll show you a fucking sunset and say 'there... its a miracle'
lol so believing that we evolved from monkeys over millions of years (Which has to a certain extent been proven) is foolishness, yet believing that we were created by a god (in which there is no proof of) who made the world in 7 days and made Noah build an ark and somehow get two of every animal etc etc is all ok. Blind retarded sheep :)
Funny but unfortunatelly true, Charly has done a monkey out many people, and we´re witnessing the outcome of it...I like the very end of the song,. . . When it comes your turn to die, You'll find out your not a monkey but a fool!...exactly, to believe you´re just a more evolved monkey is foolishness...God bless you and yours
It's sad just how many people in this nation are still enraptured by mythology and superstition and reject basic scientific truth. No wonder the rest of the industrialized world is passing us by in math, science and economics. Liberal Tolerance, Evolution and Global Warming are a deadly mental disease.
It's sad just how many people in this nation are still enraptured by mythology and superstition and reject basic scientific truth. No wonder the rest of the industrialized world is passing us by in math, science and economics. Creationism is a contagious mental disease.
This video proves that the maker of it does not know a damn thing about evolution. Evolution does not say that apes turned into humans, rather, that humans and great apes both diverged from a common ancestor.
wow, how can you dispute physical evidence, and a lot of it too! where's the evidence that refutes darwin, or any other evolutionist? hmm... never saw that part
Should we ever discover alien life we would be embarrassed should they ever see this video and promptly say "You know what, you don't seem ready to handle our technology yet. We'll be back in about 1,000 years to check up on whether this sort of thing has died out yet."
Embarrassing... I know insulting reason and evidence is the cornerstone of your world view, but for all that is good, keep song and dance out of this.
*sigh*... this is terrible, all the stupid "evidence" in the song/video were just bad... like "do you think you should be living in a zoo?" NO! because our brains have EVOLVED past that of a monkey. dipshits...
"Scientists have studied the human genome and found it to be 96% similar to that of the chimpanzee. Thats alot of f--king monkey! And some people still debate they came from Jesus? Like if I gave you a sandwich that was 96% sh*t and 4% ham.....are you telling me you would still somehow consider that a ham sandwich?"
I won't even bother to address this infantile strawman argument set to music. Of the quotes at the end though, the first is a fabrication of Elizabeth Hope who claimed Darwin said it on his deathbed. According to his family she was nowhere near him at the time. The second appears to be a fabrication of whomever produced the video.
This video totally changed my mind. We obviously were created in one day, out of mud. Then women came from a rib. Then a talking snake got us to eat some magic fruit and here we are!
@OspacemarineO Ok, the video is stupid, but the whole human evolution is actually questionable. Why haven't the chimps evolved all these thousand years that mix with humans, and why they haven't started talking? I am not a Christian, nor I believe in God, but Darwin's theory seems a little obscure.
@sotirisp16 We didn't evolve from apes. Humans and apes share a common ancestor. Humans evolved one way and apes evolved another way. Hence the 99% DNA match between humans and apes.
@JediSlayer22 Well that's a very long shot. I find hard to believe that apes survived and lost in the process of evolving or failed to adapt the greatest quality of humans. Speech. That's weird, isn't? I mean all felines have the same qualities more or less regardless their size, but humans and apes have so many differences. And will eventually apes start talking? If we have the same genes, they sure must.
This is probably the most retarded thing I have ever seen. How is it that people are this ignorant about science? Thank god (sry for the pun) that religion is dying out in my country.
@endtimes If you don't wish to be laughed at, then you need to understand that Evolution does not cover origins of life. Also it would be helpful to know that abiogenesis (the study of the origins of life), does not say life came from rocks. Studies are still being done and we don't have any firm answers on the origins of life. when you say you believe our grandfathers are rocks, you tell me that you have no idea what science is or how it works.
WTH!!!! Adam and Eve had sons and daughters so pretty much everything was incest....Cain went off with his sister and married her, which, yes is kindof disturbing is more believeable then a bunch of morons claiming that i came from a frikining baboon.
@cheekymonkey2319 At least I know a monkey is smarter than you, CHEEKYMONKEY. Learn how evolution works, NO ONE says you came from a monkey. We have a distant cousin that monkeys and humans derived from. Idiot. You believe in magic, fool.
@endtimes17 You are a fucking idiot. You claim to know how evolution works but really you have no idea. You just regurgitate the bullshit the church has fed u all ur life and claim that you know. God is in no way a logical answer, it is a lazy one. Instead of trying to find out whats really going on, religion is satisfied with just saying "oh ya God did that" or "God will provide" Hmm...stupid? I think so.
@endtimes17 No "god" is not the logical answer. Our grandfathers were rocks? Are you stupid? We're carbon life forms, not metallic/synthetic elements.
yeah science is retarded. I would never accept anything science has to say or use anything science came out with. All those moronic geniuses with their super huge IQ's are all a bunch of idiots. Magical Jesus mud turning into people makes sense, why dont those idiotic reality-accepting morons understand that?????
NO, I'll hang out here waiting for the rapture. Maybe I'll talk to this burning bush over here and get some answers.
Or I'll try to figure out how Adam and Eve only had sons, and yet were able to populate the earth. Eve must have been worn out by her husband and sons. I'll bet she looked like a glazed doughnut.
All evolutionists have managed to keep their monkey brains which evolved from their tree swinging grandfathers! All creationists have a proper human brain from an intelligent form!
This is what they show to children from the age of 3 as far as my experience goes. No wonder why they don't even think about considering evolution a possibility. So brainwashed... this video really disturbed me during my childhood.
Hmmm... good for a laugh, but not doing much for the cause. As a creationist myself I have to say that the only parts of this video that have any cred are the two quotes at the end.
OMG! where did you get this. I haven't seen this in years. hilarious...I always thought it was funny the way he was looking in the mirror checking out his rear
karl marx was a fool too.marx,darwin and hitler=3 of a kind.
slr1238 1 month ago
it is incredibly arragont to say evolution is just a stupid theroy after people have devoted their lives to proving it while justifying it by reading a book which is essentaly a fairy tale
agent7897 4 months ago
awessome
annnnnnnnnnnnas 5 months ago
This video is hilarious!
Mikelynch112358 5 months ago
i particularly like it when they say 'there's just too many missing links'. ha! if you ask a bible basher for proof they'll show you a fucking sunset and say 'there... its a miracle'
robalabob 6 months ago
@robalabob for religeos ppl 1 is a very large number, but i knew this genius catholic that could count to 5!!!!!! ZOMG SMARTEST MAN ALIVE XD
Anthrax80m8 4 months ago
Charles Darwin is my god but I can't help loving this song. It's so dang jaunty!!!
jaz88pa 6 months ago
OMG this is hilarious! Especially the dancing skeleton, that is the missing link!
amyvocalist 6 months ago
lol so believing that we evolved from monkeys over millions of years (Which has to a certain extent been proven) is foolishness, yet believing that we were created by a god (in which there is no proof of) who made the world in 7 days and made Noah build an ark and somehow get two of every animal etc etc is all ok. Blind retarded sheep :)
TheChowie 6 months ago
christianity, one womans lie about an affair that got out of hand.
Airgunhunter2010 7 months ago
Funny but unfortunatelly true, Charly has done a monkey out many people, and we´re witnessing the outcome of it...I like the very end of the song,. . . When it comes your turn to die, You'll find out your not a monkey but a fool!...exactly, to believe you´re just a more evolved monkey is foolishness...God bless you and yours
realhomosapiens 10 months ago
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It's sad just how many people in this nation are still enraptured by mythology and superstition and reject basic scientific truth. No wonder the rest of the industrialized world is passing us by in math, science and economics. Liberal Tolerance, Evolution and Global Warming are a deadly mental disease.
ronpaulisacommunist 11 months ago
It's sad just how many people in this nation are still enraptured by mythology and superstition and reject basic scientific truth. No wonder the rest of the industrialized world is passing us by in math, science and economics. Creationism is a contagious mental disease.
BristolPalinsBabyDad 1 year ago
This video proves that the maker of it does not know a damn thing about evolution. Evolution does not say that apes turned into humans, rather, that humans and great apes both diverged from a common ancestor.
Enochsfury 1 year ago 2
"too many missing links"
exactly... the person who wrote this song knows nothing about how evidence is collected
Ilikenuman 1 year ago
wow, how can you dispute physical evidence, and a lot of it too! where's the evidence that refutes darwin, or any other evolutionist? hmm... never saw that part
abbshurz 1 year ago
And one wonders why the US is going into the outhouse.
lordnuck33 1 year ago
Should we ever discover alien life we would be embarrassed should they ever see this video and promptly say "You know what, you don't seem ready to handle our technology yet. We'll be back in about 1,000 years to check up on whether this sort of thing has died out yet."
Aleitheo 1 year ago
Embarrassing... I know insulting reason and evidence is the cornerstone of your world view, but for all that is good, keep song and dance out of this.
platypustamer 1 year ago
*sigh*... this is terrible, all the stupid "evidence" in the song/video were just bad... like "do you think you should be living in a zoo?" NO! because our brains have EVOLVED past that of a monkey. dipshits...
jeremya7xxx 1 year ago 3
wow. just...wow
infalliblle 1 year ago
"Scientists have studied the human genome and found it to be 96% similar to that of the chimpanzee. Thats alot of f--king monkey! And some people still debate they came from Jesus? Like if I gave you a sandwich that was 96% sh*t and 4% ham.....are you telling me you would still somehow consider that a ham sandwich?"
- Joe Rogan
Skullpudding 1 year ago 5
This is good satire. This guy is clearly taking the piss out of all those fundies, right?
DJActivitY 1 year ago
I like the idea of a 3minute song being enough to disprove evolution
appoxx 1 year ago
I won't even bother to address this infantile strawman argument set to music. Of the quotes at the end though, the first is a fabrication of Elizabeth Hope who claimed Darwin said it on his deathbed. According to his family she was nowhere near him at the time. The second appears to be a fabrication of whomever produced the video.
trippedbreaker 1 year ago 4
This video totally changed my mind. We obviously were created in one day, out of mud. Then women came from a rib. Then a talking snake got us to eat some magic fruit and here we are!
OspacemarineO 1 year ago 37
@OspacemarineO Ok, the video is stupid, but the whole human evolution is actually questionable. Why haven't the chimps evolved all these thousand years that mix with humans, and why they haven't started talking? I am not a Christian, nor I believe in God, but Darwin's theory seems a little obscure.
sotirisp16 1 year ago
@sotirisp16 We didn't evolve from apes. Humans and apes share a common ancestor. Humans evolved one way and apes evolved another way. Hence the 99% DNA match between humans and apes.
JediSlayer22 6 months ago
@JediSlayer22 Well that's a very long shot. I find hard to believe that apes survived and lost in the process of evolving or failed to adapt the greatest quality of humans. Speech. That's weird, isn't? I mean all felines have the same qualities more or less regardless their size, but humans and apes have so many differences. And will eventually apes start talking? If we have the same genes, they sure must.
sotirisp16 5 months ago
LOL. I love how melodramatic this is.
IPunchaUInTheFace 1 year ago
This is the best paper for Christian Science I ever saw!
XXIstCenturyBoy 1 year ago
'Did the bible make an original sinner out of you?' should be the follow up music video..
mcdoogs87 1 year ago 6
This is probably the most retarded thing I have ever seen. How is it that people are this ignorant about science? Thank god (sry for the pun) that religion is dying out in my country.
Princeofpot420 1 year ago 3
This makes me queasy.
rdw1809 1 year ago 2
@endtimes If you don't wish to be laughed at, then you need to understand that Evolution does not cover origins of life. Also it would be helpful to know that abiogenesis (the study of the origins of life), does not say life came from rocks. Studies are still being done and we don't have any firm answers on the origins of life. when you say you believe our grandfathers are rocks, you tell me that you have no idea what science is or how it works.
dodgermutt 1 year ago 16
It's nothing that education can not fix. We share an ancestor with the modern chimp, not the baboon.
dodgermutt 1 year ago
WTH!!!! Adam and Eve had sons and daughters so pretty much everything was incest....Cain went off with his sister and married her, which, yes is kindof disturbing is more believeable then a bunch of morons claiming that i came from a frikining baboon.
cheekymonkey2319 2 years ago
@cheekymonkey2319 At least I know a monkey is smarter than you, CHEEKYMONKEY. Learn how evolution works, NO ONE says you came from a monkey. We have a distant cousin that monkeys and humans derived from. Idiot. You believe in magic, fool.
AlucardZero 1 year ago 3
Evolutionists: Want to know what you believe? I bet you don't even know?
YOU BELIEVE OUR GRANDFATHERS ARE ROCKS.
It rained on ROCKS which created tiny organisms which slowly evolved.
Now, knowing the REAL origins of your belief, is GOD not a MORE LOGICAL answer?
Rocks...Really?
JESUS IS LORD!!!!!!
God Bless you!!
endtimes17 2 years ago
You believe an all powerful God had to work to create something then rest. There. Your belief is sadder
Codackussell 2 years ago
@endtimes17 You are a fucking idiot. You claim to know how evolution works but really you have no idea. You just regurgitate the bullshit the church has fed u all ur life and claim that you know. God is in no way a logical answer, it is a lazy one. Instead of trying to find out whats really going on, religion is satisfied with just saying "oh ya God did that" or "God will provide" Hmm...stupid? I think so.
Princeofpot420 1 year ago 4
@endtimes17 No "god" is not the logical answer. Our grandfathers were rocks? Are you stupid? We're carbon life forms, not metallic/synthetic elements.
AlucardZero 1 year ago
lol yet another thing for creationists to fail at:humor.
intelligentfalling 2 years ago
Loved it! The evolutionist are so stupid.
RANDYandROSEY 2 years ago
yeah science is retarded. I would never accept anything science has to say or use anything science came out with. All those moronic geniuses with their super huge IQ's are all a bunch of idiots. Magical Jesus mud turning into people makes sense, why dont those idiotic reality-accepting morons understand that?????
intelligentfalling 2 years ago
@intelligentfalling I totally agree with u....
cheekymonkey2319 1 year ago
If scientists are stupid and you're not a scientist doesnt that make you stupider than stupid?
Codackussell 2 years ago
Oh, another wimp in form of a chimp !! Get back onto the branch from which you fell off !! DUMB IDIOT
buschmann69 2 years ago
NO, I'll hang out here waiting for the rapture. Maybe I'll talk to this burning bush over here and get some answers.
Or I'll try to figure out how Adam and Eve only had sons, and yet were able to populate the earth. Eve must have been worn out by her husband and sons. I'll bet she looked like a glazed doughnut.
GODSoneandonlySON 2 years ago
hehe, lol ! Well enjoy hanging from that tree while I enjoy life...!
"Out looking for a female monkey I can fuck!"
buschmann69 2 years ago
Your mom's available! Sweet!, I haven't been with her in minutes.
GODSoneandonlySON 2 years ago
Real christian like you hypocrite fuck. Hope you burn in the hell you so passionately believe exists.
Codackussell 2 years ago
All evolutionists have managed to keep their monkey brains which evolved from their tree swinging grandfathers! All creationists have a proper human brain from an intelligent form!
buschmann69 2 years ago
This is what they show to children from the age of 3 as far as my experience goes. No wonder why they don't even think about considering evolution a possibility. So brainwashed... this video really disturbed me during my childhood.
hreamboak 2 years ago
Hmmm... good for a laugh, but not doing much for the cause. As a creationist myself I have to say that the only parts of this video that have any cred are the two quotes at the end.
BlackAndBluez 2 years ago
OMG! where did you get this. I haven't seen this in years. hilarious...I always thought it was funny the way he was looking in the mirror checking out his rear
aslanisonthemove 2 years ago
Very Good.
theanswersofnwo 3 years ago
What a load of cra-zap. Down with intelligence more like.
chevon1920 3 years ago
INCREDIBLE!
I been dancing to this all morning!
DOWN WITH DARWINISM!!!
FlappyDraws 3 years ago
Right on my friend!!!!
chicharon5 3 years ago