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  • mid air planking mean

  • Planking.

    Level: old man

  • FUCKING DUMBASS THE IS JUST AMAZING UPPER BODY STRENGTH NOT FUCKING FLOATING.... IDIOTS

  • if ya done that in england some little shit would come along and boot the bottle away

  • why has this video only got 500k views! this is incredible!

  • i was ...wow amaxing reallly really

  • NEGA PLANKING!!!!

  • hes amazing for his age

  • Das Deutsch.

  • If that man was doing it just for the lulz - then FANTASTIC!!

    But, if he was doing it for the money, in order to survive... Then, society is fucked up.

  • i love the product place ment there we all know thats a aldi shopping bag pffffffft

  • Check my Channel out!

  • till lindenmann?

  • @lolmeadia haha why he should be this?

  • PROPS TO POPS!

  • people around them dont give a sht so why ppl in YouTube would give anything better than poo

  • i can do that, just give a bag of weed and step aside!!!!

  • WOW!

  • pops got skills

  • Would suck if the bottle split.

  • @JohanKH I know right. Everybody standing there in awe of him and then the bottle just split and slice his old ass up. lol

  • @darrenmother I was more thinking about his hand / wrist / arm ;D

    Would be epic fail :/

  • @JohanKH Either way I would laugh. Real insensitive huh?

  • I don't need a Bottle to do this ;)

  • @DaaG00n How the heck u do it then? lol

  • @darrenmother A Naked Women is all you need ;)

  • @DaaG00n I am a woman. Ha ha ha

  • this guy were ex-B Boys

  • i know this man. i`ve seen him so often...

    he worked in a circus and know he is doing this every day as his training.

    for tourists he`s like: "oh my god! he`s on a bottle"

    for me as a jung girl it was same but know it`s like: "does he drink this after doing this???"

  • what if that glass broke jis arm will gte ownd

  • Goku flying

  • @WarVeteran553 If you would see this man nearly every day, would you stay and watch him? Sry for bad english, I live in Nuremberg ;D

  • "this guy's goin on youtube!"

  • They said i could be anything. So i became a bottle cap.

  • U know how? COS HE'S GERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • CRACK!

  • @ThemeParkObsessive I see what you did there =P

  • what a planker!

  • none of they people are watching him lol i dont think they care about him.

    

  • how would it like if the bottle broke

  • THIS IS NUREMBERG!!!!!!!! WOHOOOOOO =)

  • Don't you mean balancing man?

  • he is useing abottle

  • Its a low flying bird...

  • awsesome!!!

  • i feel like kicking the bottle

    his not floting his balancing

  • whers floating the man??

  • Bboy* lol phone spell correct

  • That's normal as a buoy lol

  • Why the fuck are there people walking past like its nothing?

  • @ArmanFructification because we are used to him ;)

  • does anyone else feel like kicking the glass bottle?? im just saying. lmao

  • Some Guy: I can plank a trashcan!

    *planks*

    This guy: I can plank air!

    *planks*

    Other guy: :O

  • Really This Man Is Not Normal

  • lol aldi i remember that store :D

  • That glass breaks and its all over

  • Grandpa has skills

    

  • what if the glass broke???

  • I used to be able to do that...

    ...Then I took a schnitzel to the knee.

  • WOW 

  • haha lol i know this man he is still doing this XD i have him last week XD

  • hey!!! there's an aldi store in germany!!

  • ok heh all i was able to see in the start gaygaydeals.gay then there was some OLD german geezer holding his gay body on a gay bottle that he probably shubs into his gay boyfrends shayzen

  • it's super kraut !

  • good video but don't do any more voice-over work...ruins it

  • This guy worked in a circus at one time, now he's just another alcoholic trying to make a buck.

  • Imagine if the bottle broke, omg horrific, I've just scarred my own mind!

  • Bravo papy, respect !

  • You see all germans are really strong and i would know because im german and i can do 15 pullups and over 100 pushups and thats probably all strength so way to use natural talents mr awesome floating guy

  • @TheAwesomeguy245 sorry but Im English and if you look at me i could do same amount of pull ups plus 100 triangular push ups.

    -bf3isawsomez

  • @TheAwesomeguy245 germans are the master race only if your aryan

  • Just a baby freeze guys..

  • imagine if the bottle would brake and cut his hand off and his stomach

    horror shit

  • He is very cute ! :)

  • hmm must be trained under the SS xD

  • Its `a german!!!

    Dutschlan!

  • its called arm strength put ur elbow under u and push up u float tada assholes

  • They said i could be anything, so I became a bottle cap!

  • Sponsored by ALDI Shopping !

  • @TomCat686 Stupid troll is stupid.

  • Get a job. fake

  • LOL GERMAN IS COOL :D

    

  • lol Epic assisted plank! This German guy is awesome!! :D

  • slish muzik,pro komandu ,ti prav,komanda u nas,a pro ostalnoe,ya daze i ne chetal tolkom,odno skazu poka boss ne prishel,zavyazivai ti s huiney s etoi,sam poprobival angliskimi bukvami bez oshibok pechatat,da kogda eze za spinoi kto to stoit,i rech chitaet.Da ladno,cho tam.

  • On skazal pechatai,nado pechatat,skazal iszi,nado iskat,za to on nam takoe bablo platit.Mi eto seichas v New-Yorke,scoro domoi.Ti tam sam kak to skazal,kak radioupravlyaimie.A ya tam nadosuge tvoi vids smotrel.Vkus u tebya horoshiy.Horosho,chto xosyain ushel,mozno hot normalno za computerom posidet.Ladno davai,raboti mnogo.Pishi.

  • Slish,muzik,ya s toboy conechno celovatsya ne stanu,nu a mozet i sgovorimsya kak to,a, chel? Ya ze chelovek,ne volniy,tolko rabotu vipolnyau.Poka bossa net,na evo computere pizdyachu.Ti vse pro borntohate govoril,huinya vse eto.Boss, ackount sozdal.Ya bi sam takoe imya,ne vibral.Boss zloi chelovek,shto skazet,to mi delaem,za to on i babki platit.Ti uz poimi.

  • meanwhile in Russia....

  • @MrBrontohate just calm down i mean he lifts his self whit legs up on a botle whit one arm does that look weak to you?

  • @peljusicantonio yes,deffinatly does

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  • Sad thing he can do it only when the bell rings...

  • Some of the comments on this page need the aid of a young priest and an old priest. Good God, cant we be just happy for the old man planking on a bottle?

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  • This should be entitled "World's Most Epic Plank".

  • yeahh oldschool breaker ^^

  • yeah floating, on a bottle

  • He's from Nuremberg!!! I saw him probably 30 times,he's cool! P.S. I'm from Nuremberg,too!

  • I like the German guy but not __________.

  • Afraid he slips off and break the bottll giving him a horrible injury.

  • "look at this guy, wow hes floating, wow making some money wow, hes old too, wow, out this on youtube"  WE CAN FUCKING SEE AND WE'ER WATCHING THE VIEO ON YOUTUBE O OBVIOUSLY YOU PUT IT ON YOU STUPID DOUCHE

  • if you can think of a better way to keep flys out of your drink

    id like to hear it

  • Lol what if one the guys walking by kicked the bottle

  • oh god! can i watch a video with germans in it without reading anti nazi comments? THAT STUPID WAR ENDED 67 YEARS AGO. they're not even nazis now. get over it!!!

  • @saunde7 Nobody put fucking tape over your eyes.What the fuck do you mean,you cant wath it,without reading?if you wanna watch the vid,then fucking watch it!Nobody makes you read any of that,if you dont wanna read it.

  • @MrBorntohate im just saying that i don't wanna read comments from stupid people who lives in the past. in every, every fucking video aout germans theres stupid nazi comments. im sick of it. can't people just forget the past and comment something about the video.? how funny it is i dunno something else. they're more than these people say

  • @saunde7OK, I RESPECT THAT

  • @MrBorntohate, да ты пидорок не простой,а радиоупрапвляемый!Сразу кириллицу нашёл у себя,как только команду дали!Только вот печатать по-русски,ты,гандон штопанный,не умеешь"ТЕПЛНЕЕ.МОЛИсь":-)Тепер­ь тебе радиокоманда-выеби себя сам в жопу пожёстче,потому что никак не не найду тебе пидора,которому это было бы приятно!:-)Даже за те деньги,которые ты слёзно просил найти!:-)))

  • @RCFATH nu,vse gavnosos,slunoy zadrochenniy,nedolgo tebe pidoru gnoinomy,kukovat ostalos.Moi hakeri naidut tvoe eblorazdolblennoe,ochen skoro.I adresok u nas tvoi skoro ochen buded.Apoka idi da viebi mamashu,tvou gnoinuu,i detey,kotorix u tebya skoro ne budet.Ti kretin,dumaesh,s toboy v igrushki igraut.Tvou xaru 40letnuu,mi sviniam skormim,po chestyam.Adresok tvoi,mne moi hakeri,na bludechke prinesut.petux ti govnom i vaflei zamazanniy,ochen skoro zakukarekaesh!

  • @RCFATH Slish,gavnochist,waflei zamazaniy,mi tebya,suku ne tolko na remni porezim,kukarekat zastavim,eto vse xuinya,s tem shto mi s tvoei prostitutkoi mamoi,i dolblennim papashei,sdelaem.Ya uz ne govoru o detishkah tvoix zadrochennix! Esli est takovi.Ti ze u nas pomoimu impotent,sam govoril!Zabil?Napomnem,kogda blyadinu tvou,waflei zamazannuu naidem.A xoronit tebya bratva,budet,kak xosyain skazet!Molis padla!Xorosho ti popal,ubludog! Nashi xakeri-tebya uze skoro naidut,kaleka.Molis,tvar!

  • @RCFATH aA mi ochen skoro v Moskve budem,i tebya tam chervya mogilnovo,uze bistro otkopaem,spasibo nashim hakeram! Russkie hakera,luchshie v mire,ne pravdo li? Nu skoro sam vse poporyadku uznaesh.Esli ne veresh mne padla,ya tebe sam dokazu.Skoro ti klunesh na odnu ribku,tipa video,kotoroe tebe ochen zaxochetsya posmotret.Pover mne,otkroesh.A kogda otkroesh-computer tvoi dolbaniy,clunet na virus,i pizdez computeru,probyot,cherez lubuu tvoyu xirovuu zazitu! Priyatnovo prosmotra,suchok!

  • @MrBorntohate, как вижу у тебя"смоудовлетворение"не получилось-кириллица опять пропала,словесный понос начался длинною,как минимум,в целый час,на три абзаца,ТУГОДУМ-а желающих тебя удовлетворить за деньги так и не нашлось!Ты,пидорская рожа,хочешь тут кого-то убедить в том,что ты хакер,с таким-то вот интеллектом?!:-)Говно ты выковырянное из под ногтей!Иди на х.й!

  • @RCFATH A kukarekat,doxodyaga,ti vse taki budesh.Rachkom tebya postavim,i nash odin tut takoi ze kak ti doxlyak,tebya,v ochko petrushit budet!Vot togda posmeemsya! Ti monax draniy,ne ochen ya smotru dovolen,nu poterpi eze nemnogo.Poka shefa net,mi i popizdet mozem s toboi.A voobze,zalko mne tebya.Vrode normalniy sovetskii muzik,a popal ti chertenok,i s ognem igraesh,nu ya ponimau,ti dumaesh tebya ne vicheslut.Ponimau.Vse oni tak dumali!A ya na haker,prostoi chela,kak ti!Dumai bashkoi!

  • @MrBorntohate Слушай,хуесосик-любитель(или вас там команда?:-)),ты угомонись,а то уже заговариваешься,по патологической тупости своей - то из очка у тебя там огонь пышет,с которым не всем можно играть,но, в то же время - около тебя,оказывается,есть дохляк какой-то регулярно ебущий тебя в твой огнедышащий анус:-)В гости всё напрашиваешься>Do vstrech!<А я тебя непрошенного хуесоса-дебила уже нахуй устал посылать:-)Ну ладно,ещё разок,если так просишь:Иди на хуй,дешёвка ты тупая!:-)

  • I dont know why people get so mad at a bunch of teenagers commenting the most hate they can.These hate comments are nothin but a bunch of hormonal adolescents.Guys dont get too upset they truely dont understand history and just want to make people mad so they can argue with you.They call them trolls.If this guy was Indian people would be insulting India.If he was French...all the comments would be hating France

  • I do that every time after hot wings!

  • That is actually pretty cool for an old dude.

    It's a classic yoga posture and is very difficult to master for most people. This guy has it down well and truly, probably been doing it for years.

    And by the way, leave the poor Germans alone, they have to suffer all the way through, with great guilt, their 100 years Reich for what their fucked up forefathers have done.

  • @cspace1234nz Oops, that should read 1000 years !

  • DogCatDeals 'founder' has 26 subscribers. That's... 26 cousins I guess.

  • ulitimatd plank

  • the original planker!! the king of the plank!!!!

  • SEE,WHEN I MADE MY YOUTUBE ACOUNT,I PICKED WRONG USERNAME.IT SHOULD BE MrBorntohateGERMANY! BECAUSE I LIKE( ALMOST )EVERY COUNTRY OUT THERE,BUT CANT STAND THEM GERMAN PUNKS! SO, IF YOU AINT NO FUCKING SKINHEAD,GERMAN,NAZI OR ANY OTHER CONNECTION TO THAT TIPE OF SHIT-MUCH LOVE!!! PIECE OUT TO YOU!!!

  • @MrBorntohate believe it or not I'm no nazi. Like most other germans. So thank you for your overflowing love to most of us. <3 Kisses and hugs!

    (Btw. don't you have "nazis" as well at your country??)

  • @Laryngoskopie IN MY COUNTRY:GERMANS,NAZIS,SKINHEAD­S AND ALL DEVILS LIKE THAT,GET THEIR ASSES OR SS/ES,HOWEVER YOU LIKE,WOOPED,LIKE THERE IS NO TOMMORROW.THEY STAY UNDERGROUND,I MEAN,REALLY UNDER DEEP GROUND!THEY KNOW,WHAT WOULD HAPPENED,IF THEY SLIP...EITHER,THEY STAY THERE OR WE PUT THEM THERE,FOREVER! 6 FEET UNDER!!! REAL TALK!!!SO,IF YALL WANT TO FUCK AROUND-WELCOME TO RUSSIA!! FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!

  • LOOl my cuz can do that... noting special .-.

    

  • @IMagicPanda YOU WRIGHT,NOTHING BIG!

  • any1 ever notice how germans are often referred to as germs?

  • @brycelong12 YOU GOT IT!!! AND YOU WRIGHT!!! WHY DO YOU THINK IT IS?

  • BEAST MODE!! Est. 1942 Nazi Germany! 

  • @taoofmetal FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!! DIE SLOW!!! BURN IN HELL!!!

  • @taoofmetal PUSSY MODE!!!

  • Dick eine aldi tüte da stehen :D

  • @evilmax98 SHOUT THE FUCK UP!!!

  • @MrBorntohate GERMANY= GERMS,VIRUS,BACTERIA,POISON!

  • @MrBorntohate

    u rassistic son of a slut stfu!

  • @SUPERBROSnanuk Fuck you pussy! FAGGOT

  • @SUPERBROSnanuk german slut! or faggot? wich one are you?

  • @MrBorntohate

    u dirty son of a dead slut on which time we live ? what the german do ? greek has moneyproblems italy and portugal too and germany ????? nothing , thats it u are an rassistic son of a bitch and i swear if i see your face then i punch u too jacko u dirty pussy tell your mom to breath her ass after my assraping on this fucking slut.

  • @SUPERBROSnanuk your fucking smelly switz ass aint got shit on me.your fucking prostitute mother,and your stinky family also aint got shit on me.I smell your FEAR miles away.Pussies like you i eat for breackfest,lunch and dinner! trust me faggot-if my country and your smelly ass country had a war,we would wipe you bunch of faggots in less then a day!!! A ND SPECIALLY FOR YOU AND YOUR MOMMY,ww would stick forks up your asses,and let you rot in HELL! HAVE A LOVELY FUCKING DAY!

  • @MrBorntohate FAGGOT,where is your mommy to wipe your shitty ass for you?

  • @SUPERBROSnanuk and also learn how to spell wright before you comment,you redarded shmuck!!!

  • @SUPERBROSnanuk And your skinny,pussy 18 years old ass,better shout the fuck up,before you get smack the fuck up!

  • @MrBorntohate

    ok come on come i wait for ya

  • @SUPERBROSnanuk WHAT THE FUCK R YOU WAITING FOR?someone come to wipe your ass?where is mommy go?i already told your stupid,retarded ass,everething i wanted to say!!!Switzsheese!

  • i wished someone kicked the bottle then hed be a grman guy on floor rofl :3

  • @Jordan4053 I WISH THE SAME THING BODY.LOL

  • Why can't yanks take video footage without talking the fuck all over it constantly? Are yanks always not shutting the fuck up or something?

  • @Spillage66 Youtube isnt just in the United States. Its all around the world. So there's not just yanks on here you wanker. So shut the fuck up

  • @TheAmericanPatriott You make no sense at all! THIS VIDEO is what I was commenting on! The yank talks all over it, like on most yank upladed videos. Take a look at videos from non yanks, and see how they shut the fuck up, and let you watch without them being obsessed with the sound of their own voices. But I expect you don't understand that, being a fat headed yank. ;)

  • @Spillage66  i think you are only one,who make sence in this piese!

  • @Spillage66 1783. Learn how to speak ya fuckin BRIT.

  • @funkysmurf12345 I take it that you are using sarcasm in your ill worded retortion, and vulgarisms. I am NOT a "BRIT'"... I am of Yorkshire origin, which is in the north of England, and I can casually piss all over your vocabulary.

  • @Spillage66 I presume you don't like yanks.

  • @Spillage66 what are yanks?

  • @AlexanderIsaacConan A term used by the British to describe all Americans.

  • Why all the Racism on this video? The war is over...

  • @lHenry97 THE WAR IS NEVER OVER !!!!

  • @lHenry97 IF YOUR PARENTS OR GRANDPARENTS WOULD BE KILLED,CAUSE OF THEM GERMAN DEVILS,WOULD YOU FORGIEVE OR FORGET THAT SHIT.THAT OLD FUCK ON THE VIDEO,OR HIS PARENTS WAS KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE,CHILDREN,MOTHERS,MILLIO­NS OF JEWS,E.T.C. DONT GET THAT SHIT TWISTED,THE WAR IS IN MY HEART,IS NEVER GOING TO BE OVER!...AND WTF IS GERMANY SOUND LIKE? GERMS!!! THATS WHO THEY ARE!!!AND, LET ME ASK YOU: WHEN YOU SEE GERMS IN YOUR HOUSE,WHAT DO YOU DO???

  • @MrBorntohate you seem to be the same kind of "germs"

  • @amaskiea Fuck you,pussy!!! die slow!!!

  • @MrBorntohate I still don't get it... The sons or daughters of these people ar innocent aren't they?

  • @lHenry97 MAYBE ,BUT OLD BASTARDS LIKE THIS,SHOULD NOT BE SHOWING TRICKS.HE SHOULD BE PROSSECUDED FOR ALL THE WAR CRIMES,HE COMITTED.BUT ,AS FAR AS SONS OR DAUGHTERS...WHERE DO YOU THINK ALL THAT SKIN HEAD MOVEMENT,KKK,ARA,AND MANY MORE GROUPS,WEARING NAZI CROSSES,WHO ARE THEY COPYING?.. THE ANSWER IS HITLER! GERMS! THEY STARTED WORLD WAR 1,WORLD WAR 2.LOST BOTH OF THEM.DO YOU THINK THEY ARE SUTISFIED?HELL NO!I TRULLY BELIEVE,THAT WORLD WAR 3 IS COMING!THE ANSWER- KILL GERMS!

  • @MrBorntohate Did you have history lessons? The germans didn't actually start the 1st world war... Oh but yes I have to admit they were involved in the beginning of the 1st world war. And there's a key on your keyboard called capslock, with that you can write everything in capital letters or in small letters i hope i could at least help with that :). And really, have you ever been to germany? They hate Hitler, hate their past and the thing they hate the most are Nazis. They hate nothing more....

  • @lHenry97 jep, thats fuckin true! who could be proud of having our history?

  • @delleefan1 I'm proud of our history except for one episode.

  • @Laryngoskopie what episode?

  • @MrBorntohate 1939-1945

  • @Laryngoskopie I RESPECT THAT,YOU ATLEAST HONEST ENOUGH,TO IGNOLAGE IT. I RESPECT THAT A LOT.GOOD LUCK TO YOU,MAN! I LOST 2 FAMILY MEMBERS AND 2 GRANDPARENDS AT THAT STUPID WAR,DONT GET IT TWISTED,I GOT NOTHING BAD ,AGAINST GERMANS,ITS JUST VERY HARD FOR ME TO FORGET THAT,OR EVEN FORGIEVE! PIECE!

  • @MrBorntohate It seems to me that you completely neglect, that most germans also lost family members in that war. As always, the truely evil people don't fight at the front row. But you're right: it really showed the cruel side in some men.

    My grandfather was lucky because he didn't had to fight. And he really gets angry when talking of this time and what the "Hitler-Schweine" did.

    Hope you get along with your feelings about your loss. Please don't mix up normal germans with nazis. Thank you!

  • @Laryngoskopie i respect that Laryngoskopie,please no heart feelings.Also,thank you.I know,that you are wright,what you wrote in a comment makes a lot of sence! Good luck to you and your loveones! forgieve me for missunderstanding!

  • @Laryngoskopie SOMETIMES,pepple say:hey..they(soldiers) did not have a choise.The order was given and they had to follow.I tottally dissegree with that.1rst-you always have a choise in life!2nd-If somebody comes in your house ,loaded with guns and tell you: you got 2 options:take a gun and kill your people,family, etc. or we will kill you! What would you do?I say fuck you,a am not going against my people,kill me.Thats just me.At least i would die with honor!The chose is there!

  • @lHenry97 HEY BODY,Idont have any hate toward you Henry at all ,but hey..it is what it is! My loveones and grandparents felt to germans.Grandmom, actually was defending homefront.And after they cought her,they bruttally raped her and burned alive!Russian soldiers never did..or at least never tortured innocent germans.of course they harmed lots of germans,but its not ,like they didnt deserved it! My point is that Nazis, Skinheads,ARA,KKK(modern day) got to be stoped! Piece out!