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  • Slippy: I heard Fox has a new girlfriend, he said she looks better than you.

    Krystal: >:( This will be your last mission.

    Slippy: FOOOOOOOX!!

    Fox: You're on your own.

    Krystal: After I'm done shooting down Slippy, you're next Fox Mcloud.

    Fox: Uh-oh!! :O

  • @kirby98toonlink99 She's fucking shooting at him

  • lol

  • LOL krystal hates slippy LOL XD

  • BLUE SPY IS IN THE BASE.

  • Slippy's Monkey Food If He Doesn't Leave :)

  • Falco: Slippy, you got an enemy on your tail.

    Me: That's not an enemy, That's Krystal!

    Fox: Krystal, what the hell are you doing?

    Krystal: Slippy deleted my Adventures data on the memory card!

    Fox,Falco & Me: ...

    *Krystal shoots down Slippy*

    Slippy: Aaaaahh!!

    Me: That's our girl!

  • If i were fox I would just End the mission Get on a Landmaster And shoot Slippy Or Wing ride With Krystal Me:Hell Yeah Wingrider They have got to make a game about wings riders Star fox style of course

  • Finaly someone in the game that will try and kill slippy.

  • And how is this showing that Krystal hates slippy

  • every thing started to go bad after starfox 64...

  • @pur3p00n3rr Me:Krystal here Galteling Gun

    Krystal:thanks DIE GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Slippy: Damn You Lightgod12*gets shot to millions of pieces* Krystal: and stay the fuck down

  • Peppy: Slippy do a barrel roll.

  • Me flying in the Arwing with Fox, Krystal, Falco and Slippy.

    Me: On target! Flying steady.

    *fires laser. It hits Slippy

    Slippy: AAAAAHHH!!

    :Fox: What happened?

    Krystal gasps in horror

    ME: (raising my hands) My bad!

  • Can you honestly blame her? I despise that amphibian.

  • Bill: Stop! that's one of ours!

  • Falco:Fox looks like u got more company

    Peppy:Head out for the target on ur radar

    Slippy:Hello HELP ME IM BEING SHOT BY KRYSTAL

    Fox: :D

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  • Krystal has just moved up in my list of favourite video game characters.

  • @furygun81 #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • If you really knew the starfox story Fox and Slippy are BFFs from childhood and fox does have a crush on Krystal after saving her in starfox adventures. DUUHH!!!

  • @GhostHunterJonster01 Krystal Crushes on fox Switch it around Watch the Honeymoon scene then you'll know

  • @TheLightgod123 they both crush on each other

  • In 2005, Krystal shot Slippy down. Here is the story...

    Slippy: I'm Sorry I'm Sorry!

    Krystal: What the hell did I tell you about sneaking into my room?

    Slippy: Fox, get this lady off me

    Fox: What happened?

    Krystal: He snuck into my room

    Fox: You're dead meat pal (SF64 refrence)

    Slippy: HELP ME!!!!!

    Fox & Krystal: DIE BITCH! THIS IS SPARTA!

  • I hope she succeeds, for all Slippy haters everywhere.

  • oh i saw it, Krystal is shooting slippy.

  • Slippy: Wat are u doing crystal

    Krystal: What does it look like? I'm tryin to shoot you down. Now hold still.

    Slippy: help me Fox!!!!!

    Fox: What do you want me to do?

    Slippy: I want you to get rid of Krystal

    Fox: HHHmmmmm. Hot girl friend or ugly annoying toad. Sorry Slippy its no contest. Best of luck

    Slippy: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • Who doesnt hate slippy...

  • Falco:Wtf is going on here fox

    Fox:I see my Girlfriend trying to kill Slippy

    Falco:Really?

    Krystle:DIE SLIPPY

    Slippy:HOLY CRAP!!!!

  • Slippy:im inside the great fox yes now oooooh krystals room krystal:wtf? are you doing in my room *grabs galtling gun* slippy:holy hell i did'nt know you be in here *shoots* slippy:oh F***k *gets on arwing* *contacts cornerian army* slippy:we got a psychopath girl with a gailting gun i need some help *fuses fried*oh shit *Krystal kicks door* *Fox wakes up* fox:who's making all that noise FOX:SLIPPY YOU ARE F***KING DEAD *Joins krystal with machine gun* Both:Eat it B****H

  • You know krystal seems like a girl with high tolerance so what does that say about you slippy

  • Slippy: Fox! get this bitch off me!

  • i would kill slippy too in starfox advntures he broke the jukebox

  • Slippy: oh god why is she shooting me Krystal: you took my memory card for stadventures slippy: so what i need it for assault Fox:uh did i miss something *Krystal shoots slippy* slippy:what oh no my *crashes* Krystal: hahahahahahahahaha Fox: uh krystal are you ok Krystal: i found my memory card *check memory for star fox adventures save file* Krystal: what?!!!! fox:oh crap
  • I think everyone hates slippy...

  • Krystal: DIE slippy xD

  • Fox : "What are you doing, Krystal? USE THE BOMBS!"

  • @MrPusga LUL

  • In 64 slippy was a girl... atleast the voice actor who played her was...

  • Slippy: Fox, get this whore off me! (reference to SF64)

  • i shoot slippy too sometime..

  • Slippy: Fox i can't get this guy off me!

    Krystal: Im a woman

    Fox: *troll face*

  • krystal:slippy you F*cking dead

    Fox:uh did miss something.

    Falco&Peppy:stop krystal she gone wtf?

    Krystal:im not going wtf? he stole my staff he gonna GIVE IT BACK and took my mermory card

    Fox:SLIPPY YOU B***tard *geTS on arwing and shoots slippy down

    Slippy:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Falco&Peppy:....... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • 48 people liked slippy

  • What? Did slippy drop a crystal vase given to Krystal by fox? Or maybe she got tired of "fox I need help" "fox I'm being chased" "fox help me this" "fox help me that" and needed to shut him up

  • puase the video at 0:04 and you will see it looks like Krystal (my love) shooting slippy ok guys

  • for anyone who didnt get the video look in the key at the ships XD

  • and also i think the reason she shot him was krystal was programmed to hunt and kill, like one time i was killing the aporiods on Sauria and Krystal "hunted and killed" herself. i was right infront of her and all she was saying was "fox help me im getting shot!" so i did the mission again hoping she wouldnt do it. i killed her about 5 times in this game, mostly bcuz of boredom ( i liked to run her over with the Landmaster) XXXDDDDD

  • Krystal: LEMME SHOOT U SLIPPY!!!!

    Fox: KRYSTAL HE'S ON OUR TEAM!!!

    Krystal: I DONT CARE HE'S PISSING ME OFF!!!

    *Krystal shoots Slippy down*

    Slippy: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    Krystal: WINNING!

    Fox, Falco, & Peppy: ...

  • serves Slippy right i have to save Slippy from being killed every 5 minutes in this game -.-'

  • Slippy: Fox, get this guy off me!

    Krystal: You're not getting away from me!

  • krystal's smarter than i thought.

  • is krystal on crack?

  • Fox,get this guy off me! . . . no

  • I salute Krystal for attacking slippy thumbs up if you would too

  • I like slippy better than krystal...lol.

  • Peppy: I sent you a landmaster, Fox.

    Fox: Oh sweet! Now I can kill all the aparoids!

    Peppy: Huh? No. Everyone else is partaking in "Shoot Slippy Day" and I didn't want you to be left out!

  • @NarutoFan2135 LOL good one xD

  • Reason why everyone shoots slippy:

    Slippy deleted the entire StarFox team's XBox Live freinds including: Mario, Sonic, and Link

  • @SupaSoap590 what? they are nintendo characters, first of all, why would a nintendo character OWN an xbox let alone want to play the shitty ass console courtesy of Microsoft?

  • @supercrapnstuff11 Because it's not Nintendo.

  • @ShimesaKaantaHayaera What isn't Nintendo?

  • @IRSPONGEBOB The console. Of course. You will never catch someone who is affected by Nintendo's conspiracy play a system or games of theirs. You wanker. XD

  • @ShimesaKaantaHayaera Why i gotta be a wanker? Just asking. :'(

  • @IRSPONGEBOB You are right. I should just tell you that we all exist.

  • @SupaSoap590 yep now HE WILL PAY *goes on arwing im coming fox to kicks some F*cking toad tale

  • 45 People Were Slippies

  • well they totaly had to send the newest member of the team to shoot him

  • My Story

    Krystal:He is gonna die he pissing me off

    Me:wtf!?!?!

    Krystal and Fox:WTF WHAT!?!?!

    Me:Uhh...

    Fox:Dumbass

    Me:FUCK UU!!!

  • Lol here's the story of how I die

    Kristal: you like that frog! That idiot frog!

    Me: no I don't!

    Kristal: to late

    Grabs gun shoots!

    And that's how I die

  • @wolfquestgirl13 I die with a blue dinosaur who can shoot lazurz out his mouth

  • It's about time SOMEBODY in that game decided to take action...

  • Kristal: I WILL DESTROY YOU!

    Peppy: DO A BERLE ROLE!

    Slippy: You BIT- *gets shot down*

  • @NarutoDude134 lol i could see that happening to

  • Fox: Serves you right you bitchy frog!

  • SLIPPY: AAAHHHHHH IM FALING

    KRISTAL: TAKE THAT

    FOX: WOW THATS HAPPEN WEN ARE SO MANY GUYS ON A TEAM

  • SLIPPY: AAAHHHHHH IM FALING

    KRISTAL: TAKE THAT

    FOX: WOW THATS HAPPEN WEN ARE SO MANY GUYS ON A TEAM

    FALCO : WE GONNA HELP SLIPPY

    FOX : NO YOU HELP HIM

    FALCO: PEPPY FOX CALLED YOU

    PEPPY : IM WORKING

  • wow i didnt even knew that Krystal was shooting Slippy until i watched it on IPhone

  • Slippy:AHH FOX HELP ME!!

    Krystal:Die Slippy die!!!

    Fox:Wat you do Slippy?

    Slippy:Umm i erase her memory card on StarFox Adventure.

    Falcon:YOU DID WAT ON HER MEMORY CARD!?!

    Fox:Jerk....

  • @WrathRogue i like how even Captain Falcon Heard it.

    (Making fun of you Falco Mispelling)

  • @WrathRogue you spelled falco wrong...obviously not a true star fox fan

  • @itsamedium If I was not a Star Fox fan then I wouldn't be commenting on this would I? :) IN B4 THE L0CK!

  • @WrathRogue Me: KRYSTAL do you know where the sniper rifle is

    Krystal:nope

    *GETS ON ARWING*

    Me: SLIPPY GIVE ME BACK MY SNIPER RIFLE SO I CAN KILL YOU

    *SHOOTS SLIPPY* "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE GOD DAMN DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!?

    FOX ,FALCO,Peppy:??

  • Slippy: Alright! Let's get rid of the bad guys!

    Krystal: Can't let you do that star slippy.

    Fox: uh?

  • @OnlyNintendoAndMore Wonderful reference.

  • who doesn't hate that bitchy frog?!?!

  • krystal went crazy!!!!! lol

  • I personally think the reason we need Slippy to see the bosses' health meters is so we'd try to save him every time. It's nearly impossible at that point in Pigma's level since you have about five seconds to shoot two or three enemies chasing Slippy before he retires. Which is cruel because we've been wanting to destroy Pigma for a long time and might have trouble if we can't see his HP.

  • @Ghostkaiba297 Just aim for his face. Use a turbo controler if you must.

  • What a bitch.

  • Everybody hates Slippy.

  • @BionicleChronicleTV So true is that statement. Even the programmers as why else would they let Krystal shoot him, unless this guy's gamecube developed A.I.

  • Slippy: AHH Fox, get this bitch off of me!

    Fox: llalalaalalala ( looks away )

    Krystal: *shoots Slippy* IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!

  • 45 people like saving slippy

  • Why Krystal was shooting Slippy:

    Slippy Toad

    Getting pwnd by bogeys since 1993.*not 1994,1994 is when Starfox 64 came out,1993 was when the first starfox came out*

  • Wrong, it's 1997! >.>

  • Lol.All the shots missed XD

  • Slippy: Ahhh Help Me Fox!

    Krystal: Die Frog Boy!

    Fox: Whats Going On?

    Slippy: I Said Metriod Other M Sucks And Shot Her Wii With A Freaking Machine Gun Oh And I Erased Her Metriod Other M Save File It Was At 99.9%.

    Falco: You Idoit!

    Krystal: Can I Shoot Him Yet!

    Peppy: Go Ahead.

    *Shoots Slippy*

    Slippy: Ahhh!

  • @TheGTWorld ya u shouldnt try 2 b like wii 1245 his comment was funny. urs was um... stupid

  • @TheGTWorld *Krystal Runs out of ammo* Krystal:crap I'm Outta ammo Time For the big Guns Hey Fox!!! *Fox In distance* Krystal:Have you seen My Gatling Gun the Blue One Fox:Go to the weapons Cache It's Right next to my Krystal'ed Tattoside Blaster Krystal:Alright Thanks Honey Fox:No Prob *Fox plays Assault* Plays Mutiplayer P1.Slippy P2.Krystal Weapon Choice Slippy:Shitty Blaster Krystal:Blue Machine Gun with Fox's Face On the Side Fox:Let's go

  • Slippy: FOX! FALCO! SILVER! ANYONE!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!

    Me: Not after you erased my Battlefield Vietnam Account.

    Fox: That's what you get for getting in trouble all the time during the Lylat Wars.

    Falco: ....Just 'cause.

    Krystal: Should I bomb him?

    Fox,Falco&Me: HELL YEAH!!! >:D

    Slippy: Ohhhhh SHOOT!!!!!!

    Krystal: MUAHahahaha

    Me: Er....Krystal? 'Lil too much evil laugh. Not enough shooting Slippy.

  • slippy: god danm it stop shooting me! krystal: why is it all gone then? fox what's all gone? slippy has a flash back slippy: ha ha ha i get the great fox all to myself. falco's on a vacation, peppy's takin a nap,and fox and krystal are too busy makin out. oooo krystals money well now its mine. steals the money. ooooooo her arwing well her instant demon lasers (the third upgrade to lasers) well now there all mine. oooo her wii her most prized possesion of all. in reality oh no
  • Slippy is like the tree at the shooting range. Everyone has taken a shot.

  • Look we all know slippy gonna get shot down at some point, Kyrstal is just speeding up the process.

  • Krystal is doing the right thing shooting Slippy down like she is a hunter with a rifle while chasing him down like he is a deer.

  • lol the fing background

  • @ThePopcornWeasel

    fox has got a FUCKIN MASHEEN GUN WHICH GAME DO U THINK THIS IS!?!? *pant* *pant* sry im just rly hyped up

  • my sry ass excuse of a guess is that slippy had the nurv to try to use cuss words an said "fox y does ur bish suck at flying?" an krystal says "WUT DID U JUST SAY U LIDL SHIT-CORN!?!?"

  • Krystal > Slippy.

    I love in the Sargasso Hideout level when you see Slippy running around, how everyone just shoots his ass off...

  • Is this Star fox Assault or Star fox adventure

  • It's fine, Krystal. EVERYONE hates Slippy.

  • You might wanna put an annotation so that people can actually see.

  • SLIPPYS A BUTTFAGGOT!!!

  • This might explain why randomly in that game i heard friendly fire when i wasnt even aiming at em lulz

  • Slippy disliked this video 44 times

  • lol slippy deserved it

  • Slippy:Krystal and Fox sitting in a tree k.i.s.s.i.n.g

    Krystal:I,m going to kill you

    Slippy:HELLLLLPPPPP

  • slippy: FRENDLY FIRE!

  • You deserve it, Slippy. :)

  • "That explains the friendly fire, now explain my bland personality!"

    ♪♫Everybody Ha-ates Kryyyyyyyys........tal.♪♫

  • @TheOneFourOne YOU MOTHER F***KING BASTARD SHES HOT DISLIKE AND SPAM BITCH

  • 44 people hate krystal

  • yeah i was on sauria and flying around, allofa sudden slippy comes up behind me and starts firing at me so that was the last time i saved him >:D

    Slippy:fox, get the guy behind me!

    Me:uhhhhm.... im really busy so do a barrel roll or something

    *Slippy retires and falco is in trouble imeadatly after*

    Falco:fox get the guys to the rear!

    Me:can do falco *shoots down enemy aparoids*

    Falco:thanks fox! iou!

    Me: no problem! ^_^

    and i bet slippy is sitting up at the great fox thinking WTF?!?!?!?!

  • Just imagine if Dick Cheney was part of the Starfox Team.

    Slippy: Okay Cheney are you ready to kick some ass!

    *Starts shooting at Slippy*

    Slippy: Hey WTF man!

    Cheney: Sorry. Thought you were a pheasant.

  • im sorry did i miss something?

  • Not that I hate Slippy, but that is TOO funny!

  • im pretty sure everyone did this on every flying bit where slippy needs help yuo just shoot him to shut him up cos hes sooo dam annoying

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  • @warcactuar OR, how about actually paying attention to what happens in the video, and then you'll see what I'm talking about. Krystal and Slippy ARE in this video. Hint, look at the sky.

    Either way, very poor job at seeing details and making good comments.

  • Haha krystal taking pot shots at slippy, i don't blame her X)

  • Falco: Fox, looks ilke you've got company ! Peppy: Take out the target on your radar ! Krystal: DIE YOU F***ING TOAD ! Slippy: Fox, get this guy off me ! Fox: Well thats what you get for not saving me in StarFox64 and getting your stupid little green ass into trouble all the time! Falco: Damn frog. Peppy: Krystal ! Aim for the open spot ! Slippy: I'm monkey food if I don't pull out ! Krystal: YOU DAMN FROG ! DIE ! Slippy: Toad down ! Toad down ! R.O.B. , HELP! R.O.B. : I'm busy.
  • He had it coming.

  • what game is this??

  • @RaptorJMR StarFox Assault.

  • @RaptorJMR star fox assult

  • Who doesn't?

  • slippy is an IT

  • Slippy: Fox, Get this Guy Off Me.

    Krystal: What did you say!? Oh you will feel sorry for that kid!

  • Slippy: Whoa help me! ARGH! Im hit! NOOOOOOOOOO!

  • wow

  • ooooooh i seeeee lol!!!!

  • all fox's think alike, at least when im controlling fox that is.

     fox

    _____

    slippy: fox, get this guy off me.

    fox : nah ill just leave emm.

    slippy: AHHHHHHHH

    krystal

    well, do i really ned to explain it.

  • Lol, slippy will always be in mind female because her voice was clearly female in 64.

  • but he's "married"

    o. o in command

  • i liked slippys voice from 64

  • god damn it slippy....

  • XD HA!

  • So THAT'S why Fox is in love with her.

  • LOL

  • Krystal shot Slippy, congratulations Krystal, you passed the test, welcome to StarFox.

  • @SuperSparrow45

    Here Here!

  • @SuperSparrow45 LOL!That comment made me freakin LMAO!

  • Krystal is a bitch shooting Slippy like that.

    Y coodnt she make sure he died permanently?

  • @yinyang35 lol i remember in starfox 64 i always thought slippy was a girl :) lmao

  • @spikeymikeys

    I also thought slippy was a girl because of his voice

  • lol..............

    Tell me then this was bug right?O.O

    But I love Krystal but after this one I dore her!hahaha

    I think she is doing a favor to the team.:)

  • and because of that, krystal's rating soar even more!! ^^

  • krystal: f*uck u! everyone hates u so just die!

  • @donniegirl12 thats how i would do it xD

  • HAHAHA lol cool!!!!

  • and..?

  • lol ha ha slippy serves him right i never save him :)

  • Krystal: Get of my ass you perv!

  • oh lets face it who dosen't shoot at slippy.

  • @ThickSwiftness Even Slippy enjoys shooting at Slippy.

  • FOCKS GET THIS GAI OFFA MEE

  • nunca he visto esto

  • rofl

  • @Spiritki113r Or maybe they will partially follow on from Command with a star wolf game. Maybe the Star Wolfen's (Bad pun I know) could go and find females of their own kind and, this would be the best bit, only Panther is successful.

  • @sydneymariezavala ROFTLAMOX10to the infinity.

    Slippy definetly walked in on that one.

    (Refernce to the first part of your comment

  • good girl krystal