@234234234werrrrrrr sadly as the lord of the dead, he is constantly surrounded by decay. In a way, the underworld is the great sewage plant of life. He is past the point where your measley poop could affect him in the brief time it would have before it bursts into unholy flame.
Besides, just being in the underworld means the only thing you can shit...are bats. Live bats.
Additionally, how would you get up to his face without touching him, causing your body to decay right on the spot?
My god, the narrations, so great.. Im sure you could play the game with no graphics, but you could imagine everything by those beautiful narrations :D
That! is my Charrenge!
lte880305 1 month ago
1 person doesn't have the gauntlet
onetwothreexd1 6 months ago
The movie "Night Breed" has a scene at the end that is a rip off of this, or the other way around?
cortneydream 7 months ago
He has the gauntlet!
IMMMMPOSSSIIIIIBLLLEEEE!!!!
KrunkMcGrunk 7 months ago 22
make me shed a single tear
*poops on his face*
234234234werrrrrrr 7 months ago
@234234234werrrrrrr sadly as the lord of the dead, he is constantly surrounded by decay. In a way, the underworld is the great sewage plant of life. He is past the point where your measley poop could affect him in the brief time it would have before it bursts into unholy flame.
Besides, just being in the underworld means the only thing you can shit...are bats. Live bats.
Additionally, how would you get up to his face without touching him, causing your body to decay right on the spot?
Titan360 7 months ago
@Titan360
lol poop
234234234werrrrrrr 7 months ago
@Titan360 "He is past the point where your measley poop could affect him in the brief time it would have before it bursts into unholy flame."
That's the funniest god damn thing I've read in years...
AmirSaladin 5 months ago
That first line sounded like Carl Sagan.
Draven172 7 months ago
I hated that if you didn't get something at some point in the game, you were stuck and basically screwed. I cheated to beat it.
prestonorrick 9 months ago
this damn king samhen gave me goddam nightmares for a weak god dam this game it was awesome
god dam this scene is DEEP unending torments neverending cycle of torture and hartred no games to day will ever have this deep poetry stuff
nibelung34343 11 months ago 3
this damn king samhen gave me goddam nightmares for a weak god dam this game it was awesome
nibelung34343 11 months ago
amazing!
MasacruRo 1 year ago
Prince Alexander > Chuck Norris
pacman5698 1 year ago 6
My god, the narrations, so great.. Im sure you could play the game with no graphics, but you could imagine everything by those beautiful narrations :D
BigSmoke2222 1 year ago
He has the gauntlet!
IMPOSSIBLE!
DrWorm76 1 year ago
I remember being moved to tears by this as a youth. :(
JinzouTamashii 2 years ago 5
this was the most imaginative game i ever played. it was like playing the story of an adventure/comedy/romance/suspense/awesome book
Pikmeir 2 years ago 5
clearly the best adventure game of all time
joelem18 2 years ago 29
holy shit i played this game
never got past the wall climbing though
McgintyAoS 2 years ago 3
Yeah.. don't blame you. Without the guide it was impossible.
WGJameson 2 years ago 2
It had copy protection on the wall-climbing part. =(
You had to have the game manual, pretty much or ask on forums. If not, you were screwed.
JinzouTamashii 2 years ago