i remember skateboarding with some friends back in middle school. We were in the middle of an unknown neighborhood and we all took a piss on a wall. But one of my friends literally took a five minute piss lol
No joke this has happened to me. Warning for the future: if you have drank 5 cans of soda and are on a long road trip stop drinkin! i happened to do that.....and i still drank some more even tho it hurt like hell -.-
I did that once, lasted about ten minutes
MrFriskAnimation 3 weeks ago
i remember skateboarding with some friends back in middle school. We were in the middle of an unknown neighborhood and we all took a piss on a wall. But one of my friends literally took a five minute piss lol
bucketofshrimp9897 2 months ago
Cum, Cum,
The321bonecrusher 3 months ago
Thumbs Up! If you just had a freakin long pee that seemed like it never wanted to end, and had to come watch this!
83Nini 3 months ago 9
At :13 the guy at the left in the blue suit, that's Charles Napier. Hes dead
trdidion 3 months ago
RIP Charles Napier.
trdidion 3 months ago
thats right look away!
legowwIIfan20 3 months ago
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baYwhomp 3 months ago
Tore my mouth laughing :D
RexBoomslang 4 months ago
0:44 cum cum cum lol
DarthStarscream1138 5 months ago
evacuation cum cum cum evacuation complete
commanderbarker27 5 months ago
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commanderbarker27 5 months ago
1 person miss the toilet.
monkeyboy635 5 months ago
1 person couldnt piss like Austin Powers.
stunkeybunker 6 months ago
I once fell asleep while peeing, i stood there in front of the toilet for a good solid 10 minutes with my eyes closed
DShodan 6 months ago
this happened to me after i drank 8 large bottles of crystal geyser :/
ahhh what a relief it was :)
odstarmor557 6 months ago
this is me every morning
PimpMasterT 6 months ago
does anybody play "who lasts the most!" in public toilets?!
mustang19ms 6 months ago
never compile
TheIbramovic9 7 months ago
If I was frozen that long I would need to take a piss too for a very long time
1997slydog 7 months ago
You've beenfrozen 4 a while....ur gonna have to pee
EmmettSilentNuke 7 months ago
Lmao fuckin love this part =D
Tapia347 7 months ago
lol
brandonfirehawk1 7 months ago
the computer voice disliked this
albinoclone 7 months ago 4
@albinoclone lmfao
PimpMasterT 6 months ago
Remember how the first morning piss always feels after you wake up. I'd love to feel how good a 30 year piss is.
dhutchinson86 8 months ago 2
man i hate these kinds of pissing i had a 1 minute piss this morning my legs damn near fell asleep
allhailfoamy1 8 months ago
it's normal.....
watanabe757 9 months ago
Damn, this totally happened to me....longest piss i ever took, seriously.
DarkSamuraiX1989 9 months ago
I thought it was funny when she was saying: Com-... com-... com-..." But, it could've been 'Cum.' Well, once you realize what he's doing. LOL
erpuzzetta01 9 months ago
Hey...You get frozen for thirty years and then tell me you didn't have to go for this long LOL
JudasAngel666 9 months ago
lol that always happens to me
mrfrisk007 1 year ago
I think there's also a secret size called 'short'. My gf works in Starbucks...
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robert3392 1 year ago
that's 90s humor !
yurikomuro 1 year ago
While frozen he really need to tinkcle..........omg(gosh) what did he drink
sbtgarcia 1 year ago
XD
Roypuma12 1 year ago
I've never laughed as much in my life as when I first saw this movie.
Why do most modern comedies suck so bad? I think I cracked a smile a few times when I saw Superbad and Pineapple Express, but that was it.
TheProgNerd 1 year ago
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I pee like that when I wake up in the morning
dubrob210 1 year ago
lol the voice said CUM ROFL!
MariofanX2 1 year ago
The guy was surrounded by frozen water for 30 years
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Of course he has a lot of water still left inside him!
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harleykman 1 year ago
lol i evacuated in my pants while laughing during this scene
rudorot65 1 year ago
damn ive pissed alot longer than that holding it for a day, forget thirty years! :O ow thatd burn like hell
eSsk8erboi 1 year ago
does anyone notice Roland Emmerich with the beard on the right?
colt987 1 year ago
0 DISLIKES!
That shows how AWESOME this scene is! xD
oldgrannycatari 1 year ago
ROTFL
HurricaneJerry108 1 year ago
No joke this has happened to me. Warning for the future: if you have drank 5 cans of soda and are on a long road trip stop drinkin! i happened to do that.....and i still drank some more even tho it hurt like hell -.-
B3nGay 1 year ago
i bought a car during that time
paramore16038 1 year ago
I had this happen to me once...It was..weird.
JudasAngel666 1 year ago
wow when i watched this i was like,,10,,didnt really understand it until i watched it again at the age of 14 lmao
dynastyballer13 1 year ago
dude stopping and starting your piss burns like hell!
MikeyHazard 1 year ago
how do i tell her that due to the unfreezing process i have no inner monologue...
wickkidda 1 year ago
i get turned on by like alll these scenes
jonaslover12895 2 years ago
.....?
2656music2656 1 year ago
lol cum...pee....cum...pee haha xDD
iixxSpLaSHDamagExxii 2 years ago
That is some serious peeing...
lezfriend 2 years ago
Hella Funny, I hate when that happens! lol
Chadaustin113 2 years ago 37
@Chadaustin113 I love when that happens, the relief.
archebeats 1 year ago
@Chadaustin113 It happened to me, and I thought it was hilarious.
shindo777 8 months ago
thats happened to me before
dxbomber 2 years ago 61
@dxbomber so wait....youve had 5 guys watching you pee and a computer saying evacuation complete?
rfgggg 1 year ago
@dxbomber That literally just happened to me.
shindo777 8 months ago
NONONO its the scene for unfreezing Austin Powers
Recoidac 2 years ago
I love this part! xD
EliteParanoia 2 years ago 2
Evacuation com...[Austin urinates]......com...[urinates]...com...[urinates].....evacuation complete.
My god.....he's like the Energizer bunny.
LPGivenUp19 2 years ago 3