The Marriage Ref SUCKS

[RobinKathleenC]

@trawlin You summed it up perfectly. -3 DFTBA

[MegaTaegirl]

let me summarize this video: SUCK IT, television bitch!

[trawlin]

Husky voice (I accidentally typed "hunky") John makes me giggle and blush like a 14 year old. John Green =Very attractive man. John Green + Husky Voice = HOTSPLOSION

[Beautevy]

Yes, this is totally the voice I imagine of Augustus Waters that makes Hazel's "skin feel more like skin." To you I say, thank you. :P

[pbjLUBESTER]

this video should have been titled: 'The Pwning of Jeff Zucker'

[ThisIsMyUsernameHey]

The Marriage Ref is a pretty dumb show. Is it even on the air anymore? And I wish that my voice sounded that jokes when I get sick.

[YouAreNowWatchingMua]

Wow for some reason in this video you look A LOT like Henry! He is really starting to look like you as he gets older.

[olivethunderbird]

that was the most seductive "your welcome" I have ever heard!! rawr!

[mikiquicna]

Oh my god, your voice so so sexy right now. And I'm a dude!

[sugvcreeper]

I'm finding it impossible to get past 1:04 in this video. What the heck, youtube?

[Alassieth]

@sugvcreeper I can't seem to either.

[DimityGirl]

@sugvcreeper Glad its not just me!

[moorg745]

John should have shouted HOCKEY-PADS in this video.

[eggansmile]

Ohmygawd YES. He said "you're welcome" and them I just kinda blacked out for the rest of the video... <3

[nancyinthetrunk]

I am not ashamed to admit I let out an extremely girly giggle when John said "you're welcome".

[brandonkalsip]

His problem is black santa? lol

[Tcr810XP]

with the husky voice, everything you say makes you sound like a loose cannon cop on the edge... who doesn't play by the rules

[vampirephychic]

...heheheh....Black Santa....heheheheheh

[staarshineee]

FAVOURITED so I can reference back to the "Your Welcome" at my whim!

[brennasiobhan]

I laughed SO awkwardly at the husky voice.

[JunkishTelevision]

My Mom thinks that You tube is a horrible place only for porn and funny cat videos. What she does not know is that i have actually learned more from you two then i have from school.

[RodaSmash]

She sounds like Batman! XD

[PhoeniX333666999]

@RodaSmash Did you just say She??????

[RodaSmash]

@PhoeniX333666999 I BLAME VENT CHATTER!!! O.O

[Thelizzardcat]

@RodaSmash She? lol 

[iamacatspy]

@RodaSmash Who? John the male?

[RodaSmash]

@iamacatspy @Thelizzardcat Once again, people were talking at me when I typed that so the words that I was hearing, and the words that I was typing mushed together!! >.< Calm yo whiskers!!

[iamacatspy]

@RodaSmash Sorry. I assumed you were a decepticon.

[RodaSmash]

@iamacatspy </3 ;~;

[iamacatspy]

@RodaSmash I'm sorry. I see now that you're obviously not.

[VickyImoet]

i want to apply for that job...

[alexp252]

FTL! I think that should totally be a thing... Nerdfighteria Television...

[silverfalcon17]

This may be one of the greatest John Green number-beatboxing videos ever. Complete with nipple slips!

[OhMyGuam]

It's like on Friends when Phoebe gets sick and has a husky voice for like one episode

[Jordinazee]

Tearing up! 2:15 Wonderfully put. That's just how Nerdfighteria has made me feel.

[taylorisneato]

you sound like christian bale as batman.

[merksmirs]

LOVE his expression and the way he talks at 2:13

>>allthough that might change when they hear my husky voice<<

Oh yes... yes it might

[merksmirs]

>>You're Welcome<<

The husky voice IS attractive... at least when John says THAT line

[countryrose93]

hit 7 over and over.... laugh guiltily, repeat. =)



[sarahlouisehaycox]

... thank you *swoon*

tell ur wife we're jealous.

[kaikahitonari]

this video made me tear  up a little

[Bresixdouze]

On the audio closed caption (Beta) Youtube thinks "nerdfighteria" sounds like "dirt bike area."

[zimmawoman]

i accidentally pressed 5 when i first started watching the video and thought, "yes, that's John Green for ya."

[northerndarklight7]

You know, there are nerds of every race, creed, and color, age and appearance. I wish you would not make comments about how someone looks. "Could he look any douchier?" Why? Because he's older and balding, and not particularly good-looking? Hmmm... can't someone who looks like he does live in Nerdfighteria, too? This sounds vaguely like something a popular kid might say about a nerd in high school. Can't we be a little more sensitive and inclusive? Let us not forget whence this community sprung.

[gingerstendtoSNAP]

"You're welcome."

...Thank you.

[LindseysBackyardLive]

My story in Figment needs a title... Giant Inflatable Beavers sounds good!

[slashfilledmind]

I honestly can't wait for 2015 if that means we get Nerdfighteria programming.

[jml21000]

"one could argue your house is not perfectly equipped for stone throwing"

I luv John

[aidanaustria11]

life goal: writing a novel called GIANT INFLATABLE BEAVERS. in all caps. whuddup.

[jcmik]

YESSSS. Gesture with the black santa...

[neeeeves]

John, I'm sorry to say this just as you compliment nerdfighters on their kindness, but...

Please get sick again. I need husky voice.

[WritingIsHappiness]

I'm so in love with Nerdfighteria right now.

[namedropper101]

you sounded like the phantom of the opera in the beginning :)

[plushalligator]

John in multiple videos is the ultimate master of burns. Everything he says in this video is so jokes!

[ChelsieOliviaa]

Ohh, husky voice.

How I love thee.

[Thetaization]

john, you are such a BAMF.

[AZZY1777]

Um...husky voice may just become my ringtone...

[zekeoman1]

Black Santa was in his hand the whole time.

XD

[Ninjaslikelamas]

0:44 on it John. 

[MissKatherinegirlz]

Husky voice ftw!

[becafarmer]

ahhh papertown jokes

[zinnycat1597]

The husky voice. Unf.

[immaturatycentral52]

this nanowrimo, i plan to call my novel Giant Inflatable Beavers

[sk8rKim]

I now have a new favorite VB video *drools over husky voice*

[TheWarnerSister]

I held off watching this one for a long time because the one time I saw The Marriage Ref - coincidentally, it was the one after the Olympics with the dog taxidermy - I found it funny, if stupid. (I was twelve.) Now I'm watching this video for the first time and it's one of the most touching things I've heard in a while. Thank you John, for both Nerdfighteria and your husky, husky voice.

[jmacsterluv91]

YES!! Tell it!

[mordechaixerton]

Pony on the bookcase!

[FlyingPigscanfly711]

hey there, john, hey

[hurricanecurls]

Mmm. Husky John.

[mokshalovely]

um... I burst out in nervous blushing laughter when John said "to them I say... you're welcome." no shame.

[lovefromeponine]

@mokshalovely Ok, I just finished doing that and then proceeded to check the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one...my roomate heard me

[SidneyH27]

@mokshalovely Me too.. xD

[jaymeeboh]

@mokshalovely Oh gosh, I did it too, totally involuntarily.

[Okayiranga]

@mokshalovely

me too and I'm a guy.

[XLittleMissAmazingX]

@mokshalovely You are not alone my friend.

[smileyskippy13]

yes john, thank you;D

[Mis4Mika]

Mmmmmmmm. Husky voice.

[EriksWanderingChild]

"You're welcome." xDDD John, you're horrible. Love you. <3

[MadameBerry]

... I think we found Cole from Infamous... O.o

[rumbleroarisdabomb]

his husky voice...so sexy...0_0

[penguinz002]

I will now write giant inflatable beavers in your pants!!!!

[flyingsharkgirls]

Thank you! :D

[4LiveLifeWithLove4]

Why was he gesticulating (is that the correct word?) with his Black Santa?

[wex3927]

@4LiveLifeWithLove4 I wonder the same thing... a week or so before, he was gesticulating with his my little pony. Maybe Henry was teaching him things?

[LifeisMusicandLove]

This is why I love nerdfighters. :)

[ProgressiveBoink]

"You're welcome."

And then I died.

[TheClassicViolin14]

Is it just me, or was it REALLY sexy when he said "you're welcome"?

Because, IT WAS.

DFTBA

[ditchfairy]

*loves being part of something awesome*

[zoladzish]

I actually prefer his normal voice.

[LittleMissFree]

@zoladzish same

[Iggysupreme]

Was I the only more fixated on the black santa he was waving around, rather than his charming voice?

[completeidiot19]

And it's come to the UK... eeeeuuuuggggh!

[ReKrisB]

Nerdfighteria FTW :3

[PuppyySizedElephants]

Jeff Zucker sucks. He got rid of Conan.

[biskitismydoggie]

Tears in my eyes from the "You're welcome."

[Armedwithapen]

@Pokemonmaster181818. AVPM refrence?

[mirosango14]

what do you mean, husky voice? he doesn't sound like a husky... =P

but anyway, when John said that he had a husky voice, I automatically looked down at comments to see if any girls said that his husky voice was hot. and look at the top two comments now! XD

[Lexyan23]

He's batman.

[stephenzevon]

and its got a second season...WTF?

[mynameisvanille]

''of the outside looking in'' am I the only one to have thought of the song Wot's uh the deal ?

[countryrose93]

john, you are such a flippin badass... haha, and the voice definately helps =)

[bandotaku]

Ok, I'm not going to be original with this comment, but DAMN, your husky voice is sexy!

Add that to your nerdy charm, adorable eyes, and....I got to stop or the Yeti will come after me.

[pokemonmaster181818]

I've sepearated your voice in 4 different names:

1. somewhat regular but sick-sounding John.

2. sexy-sounding John

3. I'm batman-sounding John

4. IT'S CLOBBERING TIME-sounding john.

[chefmirmir177]

This comment comes to you in 2 parts.

Part 1, Nerdfighteria programing sounds like the best idea ever.

Part 2, The waving of the black santa was a nice addition to the video.

[lemondrop5578]

There are no comments on your witty use of fellating. This is because any haters and immature people have no idea what fellating means, and the nerdfighters who DO are too awed by your maturity and eloquence to comment.

;D DFTBA.

[singlexfilexisxlove]

HOTTTT.

"To my female viewers, I say 'you're welcome.' " HA! THANK YOU JOHN.

[catrulerofdeath]

Nice Black Santa, John. Part of the collection?

[bluetumbleweed96]

"Oh yeah...he could." FRENCH THE LLAMA THAT WAS AN AWESOME HUSKY VOICE!

[SamxRxI]

Husky voice = Awesome.

[jazlyn777]

Nerdfighteria should totally be a TV channel. We would totally pwn NBC, Family, and everyone else all at once.

[SeyrusPD]

Yeah for the black santa he keeps waving around!

"It's not my fault my parents own the worlds largest collection of black santas!"

[MeenyMcSweeny]

Hey now...I liked The Marriage Ref...*giggle*...it was...*gasp*...awesommmeee

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Can't do it....yeah it sucked.

[CarolineandEmmaShow]

I love the word doobleydoo! (/^o^)/

[TheGaselli37]

John's husky voice is awesome . . .

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

it was funny because i was *just8 sitting there thinking "Don't apologize, love" and then....

[AndEverythingAfter]

I totally heard "new television" as "nutella vision." 

[atj5432]

oh hottness!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE HUSKY VOICE

[MayaTheSparklyDino]

Just replayed that certain part of the intro a million times for Husky!John <3

[MissSmurphE]

Love John's husky voice :)

I also love how he is holding Black Santa the entire time, just swinging it around :)

[Lainalynn]

One word. PWNED.

[lennic95]

We need to infect John with tiny chicken syndrome again!! :D

[CertifiablyInsane1]

that yeti is incredibly lucky

[hallowgirl11]

epic win john. epic win.

[EbonyShadow07]

Aaah! The fangirls! The fangirls!!

[mokshalovely]

ohhh that husky voice suits him.

...I know he's married.

no shame.

XD

[gelingelingx]

0:06 Looking sexy!? (;

[TheJFKWahoo]

you shold bring back the idea of writeing a noval called "giant inflateable bevers" now that in your pants is up!

[x3airhead7]

"One could argue that your house is not perfectly equipped for stone throwing." :)

[xx17kiki17xx]

I just started reading paper towns...I now understand

[xx17kiki17xx]

@pienkunicorn yeah thanks, I know he wrote that book, I just finished 'an abundance of katherines' I'm gonna read paper towns next

[BXDF]

I find marriage ref is totally rubbish cause whenever when there is a couple who got a problem the celebrities have no rights to decide who is right and who is wrong its between the husband and wife problem and the celebrties have no rights to interfere and solve their problems.

[msDFTBAnerdfighter]

lol *giggles* john husky voice is smexi :) i blushed at the beginning "you're welcome" *me blushes* :) lol * fan-girl giggle*

[xx17kiki17xx]

Sorry, I just started reading his books a couple says ago, gosh

[xx17kiki17xx]

Did I miss something....why the black Santa?

[MrEdLoop]

@xx17kiki17xx *Shakes head.*

You've only experienced the internet half of John Green. Tsk tsk.

[pienkunicorn]

@xx17kiki17xx He likes the black Santa. Apparently its a Paper Towns reference.

(John Green wrote Paper Towns, in case you are new)

[geesealyse]

Wow, you are so mad in this one! Haha, it's great. I love righteous rage.

Oh, and thank you.

[artvandelay13]

0:55 NUTELLAVISION<333

[hopelesslyinsane]

"you're welcome" should not sound so damn sexy...but it does.

[msDFTBAnerdfighter]

@hopelesslyinsane only john husky voice could :P 

[MrFictive]

Oh, John. We love you too!

[andrineslife]

I get really creeped out by your husky voice, It's like a teddy bear trying to be a bit more sexy?

[graybutcolorful]

Go John! Tell that giant inflatable beaver ass lover what's true!

[NoSandOnTheBeach]

Made. My. Life.

[enersha]

are you batman?

[Paolinifan1]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm........husky voice..... You really need to get tiny chicken disease more often. :)

[Speilbilde]

So, John... You should maybe get tiny chicken disease more often. . . I mean, because advertisers would be more interested that way. ;)

[maikahzsong]

What's with the black santa?? hahah i like it :)

[42muslimah]

@maikahzsong It's a reference from one of John's books. Looking For Alaska, I believe.

[nathan13x]

Damn I love the husky voice... xD

[CrosslerChoirNerd]

I'm going to have nightmares narrated by your husky voice....it's scary o___0

[ferngirltlc]

What's wrong with cats? And you do have a cat on your vlog, actually.

[srushaggs]

Combine that voice with wheezy's beard.... oh damn.

[ZaydHumsy]

The ad on this video is "Single Muslims". Jeff Zucker may not find you attractive, but Muslims think you are so f***ing sexy.

[Zephysama]

Months later, I find myself watching this video again. And blushing at the husky voice as if I haven't heard it some three dozen times already.

[ZCRnotVCR]

Husky voince temporarily melts my resolve to not crush on happily married men, espescially of the Green variety. I am okay with this.