Minecraft - The Redmurk Mystery Part 2 [Custom Map]

[Cosmaline]

1. Simon goes 'aaaaaaaaaah!'

2. Headphone-using viewers go deaf

3. ???

4. Profit!

[Slaysailday]

Lewis: oh hello cow.

Simon: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

you scared the shit out of me

[leonhart75]

man i fucking hate 30 sec commercials with no skip button

[Carnage12341]

i used to be a dwarf but im now an ex dwarf man would been a good tome for took and arrow to the knee

[rock55698]

hihi:D

[TRHGuitarz]

lewis should've poured the lava in the hedge maze

[an0nym0usvi3wer]

I used to be a dwarf....but then...'duh i ceased to be a dwarf' e.e TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!

[mesaj2000]

10:00 "... took an arow to the knee"

[TheLolnerdgurl]

put the bucket of lava away!!!!!

[LeTrollMaster]

i just know that simon's bucket of lava is gunna back fire on him, probly when hes on fire and tries to put himself out

[EarthshiftF2]

haz anyone noticed that the bone-meal looks like a dick ?

[DavidSebua]

haha when he started with " I used to be a dwarf..." I was actually thinking no way is he really going to say that he took an arrow to the knee haha

[iheartjackieyes]

@DavidSebua I would be shocked, too, especially since this was posted seven months before the game came out. O.o

[marcosn98]

CaptainSparklez doesn't cheat!

[TheVMac11]

I love u guys

[McMinerscraft]

lol i love when u guys cheat

[122animeguy]

All copyrights reserved for "tree on a ceiling"......

JK!!!!!

[kashski1]

I whant to play with you

[agracestar1]

@ReflectionOFAVoice same here ;p

[littlemimic27]

WHEN LEWIS SAID SCREW IT i wanted him to say...... BALLS TO IT!!!!!!!

[demonlord211]

in forest maze xephos: tp xepohs honeydew. honeydew: oh you cheating basterd

[GerBill777]

I used to be a dwarf, but then I took an arrow to the knee!

I totally thought he was going to say that!

[010Uzumaki010]

@ReflectionOfAVoice LOOOOOOOooooooo.........oooooo­oOOOOOOOL

[ReflectionOfAVoice]

15:01 The cow fecking scared me...

[aprentice500]

i won6 tell you guys i love your vids i will never tell anyone that you cheated

[TheChevyFerrari]

The whole thing is made of wool. Give Simon a Flint and Steel!

[Hdevine1312]

I used to be a dwarf, but then I took a lava to the body.

[NoTimeToExplainBro95]

A lehver i thought it was a leeever not a lehver. That was a perfect switch bewteen british and american accents.

[lloydiestudios]

"10.06" i used to be a dwarf...BUT THE I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!

[aaaazzzzable]

Look at your bones, now back to mine, now back at your bones, NOW BACK to mine. Sadly your bones looks nothing like mine, but if you play Minecraft and get mods your bones could look like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You in a castle. Whats in you hand? It's the bones you need to get past that thing in the game, look again! THE BONES ARE NOW DIAMONDS! Anything is possible when you download Minecraft mods. I'm on a dragon. *Old Spice Whistle*

[kittysoftpaws12]

lewis: its a amazing how this maze looks on jolly craft

simon going crazy: amaaaaaaaaaaaizing amaaaaaazing looooooool looool loooooool

[kittysoftpaws12]

sometimes when im on a ladder thats going up i feel like im a tiny person just walking on a minecrat track XD

[kittysoftpaws12]

thumbs up if your watching this is 2012

[mrhappyfunfun]

"look at my bones, now back to me"

that sounded, and looked so wrong XD

[michaelo0ify]

you see the giant creeper made of gold and when you get close it blows up

[zeldawn07]

very impressive custom map

[cookiemonsterr54321]

I used to be a dwarf. But then I took an arrow to the knee.

[AngelTheDemon1043]

@cookiemonsterr54321 that's what I was gonna say! XD

[cookiemonsterr54321]

@AngelTheDemon1043 I didn't see it quite like this, so I had to :L

[DanielBlittle]

1.1 Update: Removed Ladder Collision Blocks??!!

[JoshhReckless]

Didn't you want to show the lovely- Nah Fuck it, Just Fuck it

[bluesrocker3563]

09:51 is a perfect time for an arrow-to-the-knee-joke

[RAWrules100]

It is lever not leever XD

[Avioway]

Thats what happens when you don`t sneak :D



[ShadowAxon]

*felt *given *live *on the (typos)

[ShadowAxon]

I felrt like yelling YOU WERE GIUVEN A STONE AND STICKS! CRAFT A STINKING LEVER! But this isnt live, and you live3 ont he otherside of the world. Oh by the way, Hi from Canada.

[MegaTitanicboy]

that was a pumpkin at 15:55- 15:57

[Seankneeland]

THE BONES ARE NOW DIAMONDS!

[GuineaPigTerminator]

Ex Dwarf?...I used to be a dwarf...then i took an arrow to the knee.SAD DWARF! EX DWARF.....:C

[ThatSpazz]

@GuineaPigTerminator and the top comment is an arrow to the knee joke.  WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

[MiralGS]

@GuineaPigTerminator Honeydew was ahead of his times.

[heroknite898]

finds a balcony that let's him see the maze to solve it

"well it doesn't seem to help us at all"

-facepalm-

[avatar44384]

like, if you saw redstone at 00.53 - 00.55

[camofire096]

i thot he was gonna do an arrow to the knee joke! damn u honeydew lol. 10:05

[spydude12311]

@camofire096 Skyrim wasn't even out when this video came out...

[camofire096]

set my quality to HD and as soon as i did that the thing wouldnt load shit.

[tallguy752]

dont look too long at the bone meal when simon is holding it. it starts to look questionable.

[tallguy752]

is it bad that when he said "i used to be a dwarf...." i said " but then u took an arrow to the knee"

[pppgggr]

What d'you guys have against he American way of saying -LEVER-. "Leever"?"Leever"? British dicks. Just like when you called -SKELETONS- "Skelingtons" in that one about the wizard and the Nether portals. I mean srsly, you guys are funny, BUT PRONNOUNCE SHIT CORRECTLY.

[Kenfernando45]

@pppgggr umm excuse me this is pronounce okay -.-

[TheOriginalBayBasher]

@pppgggr They are. And when they said "skelingtons" they obviously did it for fun. Of course they knew it wasn't a real word. Also, you should ask all Americans why they're not pronouncing things correctly.

[pppgggr]

@TheOriginalBayBasher They were pronouncing Skelenton the british way and they were making fun of the American way of saying "Lever"

[heroknite898]

@pppgggr *do you

:D dont be a d*ck if you can't either :D

[Takablike]

3:54 Simon is so obsessed with hidden doors behind paintings he will try to jump over an actual door to get to a fake one

[MaliciousGrim05]

I like how at around 10:00 in Simon totally set up an "arrow to the knee" joke... BEFORE SKYRIM WAS RELEASED. lol

Simon: "I used to be a dwarf but then I.... um I turned my back on being a dwarf."

[bretharterxs]

they stepped on presser plates on the arrow part

[bretharterxs]

really

[Icesword1989]

i used to be a dwarf but i took a slap from simon

[MUDMASK13]

15:05 It's BEAUTIFUL! I feel like it was a "Journey to the Center of the Earth" moment. hahaha

[fullmoongabby]

i used to be a dwarf...but then i took an arrow to the knee!

[heroknite898]

@fullmoongabby -grabs him/her by the collar of the shirt, slaps him 10 times hard, and shouts- NO! GOD FUCKING NO! IF I HEAR THAT LAME ASS FUCKING CRACK AGAIN, I WILL SKIN THEIR ASSES ALIVE!!!!

[MrBlarghful]

I was once a dwarf too, then I DIED IN A FIRE.

[Ventillai]

I think everyone knows you cheated simon.... cuz yuo guys akways cheat. Herp

[Politoed10]

@15:00 i thought i wouldnt hear simons famous 'aaaaaahhhhhhhhh' in an episode of yogscast then my face just lit up with joy :D

[TheMonkeyWithTheHat]

9:45 - 10:05. LOL.

[Idaten001]

cheating? what cheating? i have gone temporary blind and haven't a clue what you did... *twiddles thumbs*

[DonnaSpellthorn]

It's better than my friend who says "maygnet" itsntead of "magnet".

[waldo1478]

i used to be a dwarf... then i took a lava to the knee

[n00b1356]

10:03 arrow to the knee

[Rockerspaniel6]

I won't tell anyone. i didn't see anything, so there isn't anything to tell hehehe ~_~

[johnreasons2]

"I used to be a dwarf, but then... I..."

Complete the sentence.

[zhu1dao4]

@johnreasons2 But then I took a mystery to the knee!!!

[ethan54358]

lol on 18:42 to 19:1

[EternalPichChan15]

I love that Simon hit Lewis for cheating!

[MastaMinimoose]

I used to be a Dwarf, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[captianspazypants]

aMAZEing

[lowbugetmovies]

@captianspazypants I see what you did there.

[RosalieAvonside]

Simon- "Oh you cheating bastard". Lewis-"Oi!"

[BandetoLemon]

lewis had the diamonds:)

[BandetoLemon]

If ur havin archery problems i feel bad for u son,ive got 99 arrows but my knee took 1

[jonny99599]

I used to be a dwarf but the i took an arow to the knee

[DarkNebula2]

i downloaded the map and it deleted my survival game and uninstalled my toomanyitems Ò_Ó

[zng321]

Simon you seemed to die and Arse load this one..

[balardisbest]

U SED NOT 2 MENTION GB FUNERAL

[Souperandom843]

sitting and thinking "OMG YOU GUYS ARE SILLY SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!!!!! STICKS AND STONES MAKE LEVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! *angryface*"

[boobackward]

cheating ? i didnt see any cheating.

[TheMonkeyWithTheHat]

@boobackward 12:10

[TheMonkeyWithTheHat]

@boobackward 16:40

[herobrinerocks]

cheating I LIKE IT = D

[WarGameOnline]

why do i have porn in the thumbnail to the rigth?

[Himmelslaub]

It's funny to compare how sparklez plays this map and how you deal with it ^^

[kickadee122]

simon how do u know lewis does'nt know how to make a baby?

[hdauria]

15:00 Jeez, that cow scared the crap out of me. CURSE YOU COW!

[LukeDude759]

Dammit, Simon you said it wrong. It's "I used to be a dwarf, but then I took an arrow to the knee."

[ElectroDistinction]

*places two blocks *14:30 "good effort!"

[kellanslutz]

Don't defile the Earth man...

[AndechJumiss]

9:54 At first I thought Simon was going to make an 'arrow to the knee' joke, but then I realised Skyrim wasn't out at the time of this video >.>

[killerninjao1o]

join my server ip is 5.40.174.144 the name for hamachi is killerninjao1o no password

[killerninjao1o]

@killerninjao1o and sub me

[TheEndlessDoom]

Realita Cinta dan Rock n Roll 9/12

[minecraftsnorter]

thumbs up if ur watching this in 2012 kkhhhhhh over

[joshuagameplay]

when you was at the start of the maze in the water there  was a chest under the pumpkin

[justinbieberlove2596]

lol i dont even know how to pronounce lever anymore

[loveryluckylove]

Well, you get the good servers while I'm stuck on a server as "Tree Girl", planting trees and getting wood for server money lol.

[AntMelanio]

wtf does "arrow to the knee" means???

[UzumakiGuy06]

@AntMelanio it's from skyrim, a guard says it and it's funny



[crazyslug007]

There was a chest at 9:20

[Thethreestudmuffins]

aMAZEing lol

[FroststormRipplepelt]

Simon was a Dwarf, until he met Lewis. :)

[Sorftti12]

Bone meal looks like dic...................k

[TheExelentxx]

i used to take arrows to the the knee but then i took an mace to the FACE!!!!

[JustinBieberRoxz100]

15:01 THAT COW SCARED THE HECK OUTTA ME!!!!!!1

[colter465]

why is there a video of a chick fingering herself?!?!?!?!?!

[TheSideWinder15]

9:15 anyone else see the chest in the hole? or just me....

[NoaFuuma]

around 15:00 ... that cow... scared the crap outta me.

[givemeCOD]

sorry 16:45 lol moment

[givemeCOD]

6:44 U cheating basterd! ;o;

[Tasoq]

i love the smoke on this texture pack

[shyguy6699]

0:00

[2828theanimal]

16:17

[RyanHL]

Every time Simon is near a ledge I've been yelling at Lewis (or my screen, whichever you prefer) to hit him off. It always disappoints me how he never does it.

[Gothicanime20]

Between watching you guys and lots of Beatles interviews I'm losing my American accent and picking up a bit of a British one. ...Whoops.

[speedster9898]

@Gothicanime20 same wih whn i played portal 1-2 i started talking like glados

[Berrymaq]

Oh you cheating bastard!!

[jkkealii]

Simon: look at my bone... everyone saw it. c'mon now ;)

[domokittymars]

what does took an arrow in the knee mean?

[loladinn12]

@domokittymars It's a quote from Skyrim. The guards say:"I once was an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow in the knee" And it's getting quite popular as an internet meme

[Jennifer10Lynn]

roblox you play roblox?

[Roblox8041]

YO LEWIS Y DIDNT U SAW THAT TREASURE WHEN U WERE ON ONE!?!

[spirittemple19]

@firestar141 oh if you think of it that way then WTF?!!?

[Alphabet5772]

I felt rather anxious when Louis was just walking around with a bucket of lava in his hand...

[ElAlistair]

THEY CHEATED!!!!!!!!!! shh don't tell.

[TheZetsuShow]

anyone else flinch at 14:57 ?

[TheZetsuShow]

Stop w teh memes ppl

[iszalgocomin]

ME FEVORITE ONE IS DE HUNGRY CATARPILLAR

LOL!!!!

[xSkrillexMau5x]

Play him off keyboard cat

[thetyson105]

I used to be a dwarf, But then I took an arrow to the knee.

[wizard101loverMEH]

that last commend kinda spazzed up a bit :/

[wizard101loverMEH]

=9m36s I think lewis had cats bum syndrome :D

[wizard101loverMEH]

Simon and Lewis should have their own radio station.

[harfulsmith123]

@wizard101loverMEH YEA hello and welcome to yogscast fm

[wizard101loverMEH]

@harfulsmith123 I would love this :3 It would be the best radio station ever! :'D

[Murmear]

9:50 Oh joy, it's this time again?

I used to be a dwarf... but then... I...

Took an arrow to the beard.

[BozoandtheRussian]

best part: simon "BOLLOX!"

[Fodgerful]

9:55 Took an arrow to the Knee

[saveumberto]

@Zero771 top comments used to be normal but then youtube took an arrow to the knee

[JZCKdoom101]

@Zero771 jesus christ the 500th time but guess what? I APPROVE

[Minecraftiapeople]

@Zero771 wats with people with he took a arrow to the knee ffs?

[sophisitcatedpsyco]

two stone makes a button

[MrGAMERBOY98]

Ive been watching yogscast ever since their channel was created....and ive been watching them almost every day and weekend xD as if i got no life...but am i the only person who noticed that ever map that Simon and Lewis play on, Lewis always fucking goes against the rules? lol

[billybob97531ROBLOX]

How come I hate MC but I cant get enough of these vids e.e

[neoasuka03]

it's necronomicon. My school is doing the show evil dead

[Xfrimz]

blow jobs and sex on the right

[bobtehimpaler]

thats my favorite book too!