Z-Star Navigation System

[Bobofet241]

and how much are they again?I sure could use one...ahem.

[yesjaide]

(wiping mirth from eyes) This is one of the longer Zarbod vids, and one of the best. I'm so glad I clicked back through the catalog and found it.

[Zarbod]

Yeah, they were great. I have done a few longer vidoes. I think the longest is Into The Wild. It's about Alaska and is pretty cool. If you like a sad music video you might check out River On Fire. Thanks.

[PlanetZoltar7]

Zarbod, I just installed the Z-Star Navigation system. I am following the directions but I just passed NGC 4414. I'm pretty sure that that's not on the way to Wal-Mart. Are you sure that this thing is accurate?

[distorteddogma]

Does Riddlespider take on outside work?

Be Well.

[Zarbod]

Yes, and apparently she like to keep her loved ones nearby.

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select, who does she love??? Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

Apparently Russ. She even wrapped up his dead body in plastic like a beautiful Christmas present.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select. I love Christmas presents. Fun, fun, fun. Frio, First Science Officer.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select. I have directed a select team of Neanderthals to investigate and modulate trouble makers, uh customer complaints. We now have a new dept for customers services. First they charge the soon to be modulated complainers by empting their bank accounts with frivolous and useless charges. Then they are taken out to the desert for a meeting. I am told there have been no further compliants from these trouble makers. Frio, First Science Officer.

[MelodyElize]

I have recovered LT Russ. He is rejuvenated. He needs ZarStar help back to his ex-RiddleSpider......

[Zarbod]

All the king's horses and all the king's men may not be able to put him back together if she used the chipper.

[MelodyElize]

Don't underestimate the power of my new false eyelash adhesive...

[Zarbod]

That sounds like it might hurt.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select, It only hurts in the movies. Frio, First Science Officer.

[frio109]

MelodyE, Will your new adhesive bond steel together? Just wondering. Frio, First Science Officer.

[MelodyElize]

It can do anything. Russ looks fabulous. And the crack in my water heater doesn't leak anymore.

[frio109]

MelodyE, Fantastical. It has to be AlienTechnology :") Frio, First Science Officer.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select, It was a genuis to get the payments up front with the service contract worked in to the payments. Z-Star has their money so what are they gonna do about it? Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

Long term contracts! It's the key.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select, Long term payments =Human earth enslavement. Gotta love that. Frio, First Science Officer.

[bwings]

lmao beautiful. Well done, impressed.

[Zarbod]

Thanks B.

[aZeroGodist]

Divinly ironic

[irontoad123]

Weight loss

taking responsibility

Corpse Disposal

Is there nothing Z-Star industires cannot do?

[Zarbod]

Use our lives in meaningful ways?

[Zarbod]

We don't do windows.

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. We will rent a Neanderthal to stand out side their home and do the windows as they drive out or into their drive way. Frio, First Science Officer.

[edenmaze]

ON STAR gets awfull hot.

I burned my **** on it...

Is Z STAR more like ICE?

[Zarbod]

To quote Britney Spears

"Cause I'm cold as fire, I'm hot as ice"

[edenmaze]

I guess that explains how I burned my ****

[Zarbod]

It explains some of it, but I suspect there's more to the story.

[edenmaze]

As far as the story goes, it all depends on "WHEN"....

Because, before the story there was "MORE" but after the story, there was most definitely "LESS"

:~0

[gdy80]

I'll have Z-Star installed on my next vehicle. Thanks Zarbod!

[Zarbod]

It comes standard!

[Raisesorchids]

If Z-Star can find me a good date for Sat night I'd sign up....

[Zarbod]

We can find you a date. No problem...but that's one of our "other" services.  Perhaps we should speak offline.

[starzship]

It is part of your plan to rule earth!

[Zarbod]

Yes it is. First-monitor.  Second-oppress!

[theDave1956]

Great idea and a wonderful job of editing it all together. Somehow, I knew you and RiddleSpider would get along :D

[Zarbod]

She's the bestest!

[ALIENstupid]

I want a refund! I am outraged $150 for z-star and the doctor said my arm wont be cured till later because I took to long to get there. I am suing!

Great job editing I liked. Glad to do another one when you want!

At your service Zarbod!

[Zarbod]

I bet I charge less than your doctor!

Nice work, man!

[TimberGeek]

Does it come in 6volt positive ground?

[Zarbod]

110, 220. whatever it takes.

[TimberGeek]

One question about the seatbelt thing... What if my vehicle isn't equiped with them, do I still have to walk to the hospital?

[Zarbod]

You can crawl. Why don't you just stay home and read a book?

[TimberGeek]

LOL, been reading the parts and repair manual so I can get away from home some day. ;-)

[Zarbod]

Good luck with that.

[RaskellTube]

Can Z-Star be programmed to prevent MrsRaskell from driving to Starbucks 3 times a day? I'm going broke.

[Zarbod]

Well soon, the coffee is going to be cheaper than the gas. I guess that won't really make you feel better but at least it's a new way of looking at it.

[rentacrip]

I think i need this Z-star for my Wheelchair you never know when i might get lost in the bathroom.

[Zarbod]

We give discounts for wheelchairs. BTW, how big is your bathroom? :)

[ladypn]

"about the size of my ex-husband" ? LOL LOL It figures - THIS is the call that Z-star helps! LOL

[Zarbod]

I do what I can.

[fuzzfoot]

Okay. I get it. When I'm lost or need help finding something I call the Z-Star. When I'm drunk and lonely, I call the Z-Ster. Got it!

[Zarbod]

That sounds reasonable.

[GregGallows]

poor Russ :(

[popsuckits]

Beware of the RiddleSpider :)

[batatakley]

So funny!! RuSS , MO has done a video of her fantasy about you!! LOL

[Zarbod]

I hope Russ doesn't mind!

[searella59]

Always funny.

[searella59]

Umm, almost always funny... you do have your sensitive side.

[Zarbod]

Sensitive side? Shh. Don't tell.

[kenc54]

Ah, the personal touch! Sign me up Z.(Check's in the mail.)

[Zarbod]

Excellent!

[ALIENstupid]

omg yay

[qiranger]

lol

[Zarbod]

Thanks Q.

[txnrobin]

hahaahahahha!!! hilarious!!!

[MsOpheliaPayne]

OOO Lawd Tempist is daid

nooooooo

[Zarbod]

Lil bit.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Zarbod,

Thanks for the roll out demonstration of Zstar. I am glad to se eit has met it's goal of 33 percent utility. It is odd,that none of the users have opted for the thermonuclear anti theft device. Oh,well. I was surprised the first user wasn't "Accidently" directed to a gym,to work off his excess weight. Also,we may have to tweak the sensors for airbag deployment. That boy should have had his airbag fired into his face deliberately,as a life lesson.

Good job.

[Zarbod]

You know who is 100% satisfied? Me. And the checks keep coming!

[twish1999]

I'm SHOCKED !!

PiddleRider killed her EX Husband!

LOL!

:-)

x hugs x

[MsOpheliaPayne]

*FAINTS*

[Zarbod]

You don't know that. WE just know she dumped him in the sea.

[twish1999]

And they say the Nutters have no drama!

[MelodyElize]

Nutter? Did someone say Nutter???? OF did they say CHIPPER??

[Zarbod]

They said Chipper, but what is Nutter mean?

[RiddleSpider]

The location you directed me to was perfect. Thanks again Z-Star. Your a life saver.

[Blargaldalien]

Normally,we would have sent you to the nearest police station,but,well,he was a meaney,wssn't he?

[Zarbod]

Well, he was already wrapped in plastic.

[Zarbod]

You mean Jim Bob's Wood Chippers By The Sea? It's a fine business.

[sensiblechic303]

z-star sounds like judge judy... tough love!

[Zarbod]

It's time to get real people! Oh wait. Now I'm feeling like Dr Phil.

[Rowdyeh]

Hey Zarbod, I think the Navy shot your sattelite out of the sky a few days back, are you piggy backing on the GPS system? No wonder everyone is lost!

[Zarbod]

WEll, I'm may have to shoot down your moon to even the score.

[Pippilly]

LMAO!!! this was your best! What a riot! hahahahhaa

5 Z-Stars!

[RiddleSpider]

Pip, now you realize that you should probably maintain a healthy respect for me rather than threatening me. IF you know what I mean.

[Zarbod]

I, I wouldn't mess with RiddleSpider. I hope Lord T likes it.

[Zarbod]

Thanks Pip. RiddleSpider still makes me laugh.

[Pippilly]

I wonder what she had in that trunk? There is definately something odd about that woman! I just can't quite put my finger on it

[Zarbod]

Yeah, I wouldn't push her on that subject. She seems calm and placid but might snap at any moment.

[SonomaDave1]

Excellent service!

[Zarbod]

I was satisfied.

[Doublebug1]

That was hilarious man!!! Thanks!

[Doublebug1]

I featured this on my channel punk! ;=)

[Zarbod]

Oh cool.

[Doublebug1]

Man, I am going to sue Z-Star for fraud!!! Hahahaha

[Zarbod]

You wouldn't be the first and probably won't be the last.

[Zarbod]

Thanks for taking part.

[Doublebug1]

Certainly. Anytime.

[ujdo]

Hmmm, Worth every penny. Sign me up.

[Zarbod]

You bet! Just send in the money first :)